Porn From Outer Space

Rule 34 of the Internet states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Go ahead, look it up if you want. Okay...now that you've looked it up I can get back to my point. Recently, I've been reading a page on a famous social media site that hundreds of thousands of people have responded to about storming a secret military base en masse in order to "clap some alien cheeks". It's really the most hilarious thing on the web these days and so I had to see how much alien-themed porn was out there. Um, a lot of it. Here's just a few that you can check out.

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• Horizon
• E.T. XXX
• Starship Eros
• Mork and Mindy A Dream Zone Parody
• 2001 A Big Bust Odyssey
• Invasion of the Booty Snatchers
• Sex Sluts From Beyond The Galaxy
• Deep Space 69

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