Fat Guys Rule! Time Von Swine’s Swiney’s Pro-Am Pigpen Shows Fat Guys Are Porn’s New Studs!

By Rob Perez

ALL IMAGES COURTESY OF TIM VON SWINE

When it comes to celebrating the heavyset no one other website has provided more extensive coverage than XCritic. But we always thought it would be bigger gals since nobody wants to see fat guys with hot chicks except of course fat guys like yours truly. Porn has always had it share of chiseled cocksman, mopes and even ugly guys get the girl but there seems to be an unwritten porn rule somewhere that if you’re fat you can’t do porn. Veteran director Tim Von Swine has set out to change the rules of porn with his groundbreaking series Swiney’s Pro-Am Pigpen. Using the same successful formula he has always used with his previous work with Mike John, it’s just Tim, a girl a camera, in a small San Fernando Valley house, that’s it. What’s different this time around is, instead of bringing in a well-known porn stud to bang the girl, Swine brings in regular, out of shape, potbelly dudes and making their wish of having sex with a gorgeous porn girl come true. Tim even joins in at times and when that happens, the end result is a fat guy DP sandwich topped with a full dose Swiney’s pig sauce splattered all across the girl’s sexy little bodies.

XCritic was provided with an exclusive look at Swiney's Pro-Am Pigpen volume 1 & 2. While it’s still a new series we can say this, there’s nothing like this in porn. It’s raw; it’s gonzo at its purest form. The girls never appear to be doing it for a paycheck. They seem genuinely into the guys, the sex and definitely have a good time riding their chubby partners. The guys are treated well, never as some hired mope paid to be humiliated. For their one moment being with probably the hottest girl they’ll ever get to be with, Swine let’s them go at it with the girl and you know what? They do their job just as well as any professional. Most importantly, it still manages to be erotic. It’s Tim Von Swine after all, porn’s luckiest fat guy. After hogging all the pussy for himself all these years he spreads the wealth around, keeping in mind his fans are guys just like him wishing they were him, yours truly included.

The female talent are only the best in the industry. Volume 1 of Swiney’s Pro-Am Pigpen features Adrianna Nicole right off the bat. She appears already naked, horny and ready for a couple of fatties to stuff her holes. She gets her wish as Swine and Angus Maple go in for a DP almost immediately. It’s shot well as we get plenty of views of Adrianna with two fat cocks going in and out of her and she’s totally into her scene partners. A real anal queen Adrianna doesn’t hesitate having her butthole played with while she’s enjoying throating one of their meaty cocks. The guys do a nice job of making Adrianna cream multiple times before they cream all over Adrianna’s toned body.

Aiden Starr also came prepared to get her tight pussy stretched wide open by Swine’s fat cock. Besides their excellent chemistry they also deliver a short but satisfying, stroke-worthy scene in which we see Swine take control of the dominant Aiden. She succumbs to him once his cock begins pumping her hole, practically flattening her thin frame further when he plops on top of her in mish. Another scene where the chemistry is just perfect, Swine unleashes his famous “pig sauce” all over Aiden when he’s done with her.

Katie St. Ives practically has to make Angus come over to her so she can blow him. Now she has two fat cocks in her mouth and enjoying every fat inch. After her mouth is given a workout, Katie is eager to have the guys have their way with her and take turns pumping her tight pussy. Katie is totally into her scene, having fun with her boy toys while the guys take advantage of fucking the gorgeous, raven-haired performer. Swine and Angus each take turns giving Katie the big O before dropping their fat loads all over her.

In Swiney's Pro-Am Pigpen 2, Swine is taking pics of the gorgeous Adrianna Luna, her skin looking nicely tanned and bronze, bush trimmed and her tits looking great. The video camera is stationed several feet away where it remains for the entire scene so Swine can have his hands free when he bangs Adrianna. After a short but satisfactory blowjob Swine enters her mish style, pumping his chubby rod into Adrianna, her moans becoming louder the harder he penetrates her. Because the camera is pointed towards the bed we see all of Adrianna getting worked on by Swine, her legs up in the air as Swine lies on top of her and Adrianna’s toes curl up when he rides her in cowgirl. Her body shakes as the big man causes her to climax, proving that a guy like Swine can make even a girl like Adrianna cum hard which she does. Swine then drops his sauce all over her ass and helps clean it off her.

Sexy Kaci Starr is up next and her treat for being a good girl and willing participant is two fatties which she eagerly takes on. Both Swine and Angus nicely handle the always up for anything starlet. Here, Angus is given an opportunity to have his way with Kaci which he succeeds in doing with Swine coming in when he sees an “opening.” Both Swine and Angus take turns making Kaci cum and as much as Kaci gets worked on her stamina level never ceases. Neither does the stamina for her boy toys, both of whom look like they can go all day with Kaci. Swine positions his camera facing the couch but also provides some POV action here, grabbing a few seconds of close-up pussy and ass footage before the guys enter her simultaneously. When they do Kaci is putty in their hands as she is pounded hard in each hole. Both guys DP her expertly as if the two have done this before adding to Kaci’s climaxing experience. She sucks both guys off until her face is covered in fat guy jizz.

Cali Cotoure is already buck naked when the scene begins, her body looking ready to get fucked by Swine who takes a few shots of her before making his move. She appears eager and ready for his fuck stick to pump her and when he finally does he gets right behind her and fucks her doggystyle. Her toes immediately curl up as she begins to cream, Swiney just laying it into her good. They then head into another room where Cali spreads her legs and lets Swine do all the work, banging away at Cali who doesn’t seem to get enough of his cock. It’s a short but sweet scene with neither performer wasting anytime. They immediately go and do their thing but still manage to pull off a nice, ball blasting scene that ends this hot volume.

With what’s sure to be an imitated series, Tim Von Swine can lay claim to producing a unique series that grants the wish of fat guys everywhere. Porn’s original “every fat man” brings to this series what he always has; a genuine enthusiasm for what he shoots in a dirty, raw, no holds barred, messy way. No plots, no scripts, no tease, just porn’s luckiest guy fucking the world’s most beautiful women making guys like him realize they can be him. And you can as Swine only wants real fans to grant them their wish. It’s not flawless by any means— there’s too much Swine to the point where you barely see the girl, some of the camera angles just don’t capture everything you want to see, hardly any close-ups of the girls, and I for one would like to know why the girls are there and what they think of average guys. Do they have a legitimate chance with them? More POV or at least a cameraman to capture the action would really add more heat to the film, along with some edits to cut out some of the behind-the-scenes type moments that really don’t add much to the film. But what the series has going are girls who genuinely are attracted to their heavier co-stars and who really want to be there, not doing it for a paycheck. With what’s sure to have average looking Joe’s lining up to be part of Swiney’s pig pen, Tim Von Swine is their hero who will surely be looking out for them and looking for more hot porn babes for his fans to take on.

 Tim Von Swine, Katie St. Ives and Angus Maple before the fun really begins!

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