This week's performer of the week is Kagney Linn Karter. Kagney has been a favorite of mine for several years now. In fact, I presented her with her very first award, a 2010 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls Award, at the Adult Entertainment Expo in January 2010. She went on, a couple of days later, to receive the 2010 AVN Best New Starlet Award.
I don't think I'd be exaggerating if I said, "I love Kagney Linn Karter." What's not to love? Her hair of spun gold? Her angelic face? Her captivating big blue eyes? Her superbly-sculpted tits? Her firm-yet-womanly belly? Her to-die-for ass? Her uniquely pierced labia? Her capacious and insatiable pussy and asshole? Her long and gorgeous legs? Her always-pedicured toes? Nope, there's not one tiny smidgen of Kagney's body that's not scrumptious. There's nothing about her sexual prowess not to like, either.
Since I love Kagney so much, I make a point to watch as many of her movies as possible. Recently, I've been impressed with the breadth of her achievements...in both acting and sexual performance.
On the acting front, I've recently enjoyed three of her feature movies that I think ought to be on your wish list. Make sure that your friends and family know that these flicks ought to stuff your stocking on Christmas morning.
First, I was blown away by Kagney's performance as Ellie May Clampitt in Will Ryder's fun-as-can-be Beverly Hillbillies XXX: A XXX Parody. Since the AVN Nominations just came out, I am proud to say that Kagney has a chance of winning Best Supporting Actress for her portrayal of Ellie May. You know,when I was a kid, I always wished that Ellie would strip naked. Believe me, I was in heaven when I saw Kagney show that down-home girls like Ellie May can be just as gorgeous...and fuck just as well...as the big-city girls. Kagney brings her own insatiable slut attitude to the role, too (after all, she is nominated for the 2012 AVN Female Performer of the Year Award!). In addition to bringing lots of cameo full-on-nude eye candy-shots to the production, Kagney provides an outstanding boy/girl scene, fucks with some of the hottest moves you'll ever see, and cums repeatedly. And, she proves that even big name stars--or down-home girls--swallow every drop of semen that comes their way.
I was also extremely impressed by Kagney's portrayal of a foul-mouthed and very frustrated housewife who has been chosen to be a bridesmaid for her friend Sarah Vandella in the excellent parody Bridesmaids XXX Porn Parody, which was directed by Jim Powers for Smash Pictures. Kagney's the step mom of three teenaged boys who, as she describes it, cum so often that their sheets turn as brittle as saltine crackers. Ahhh! The days of youth. Anyway, Kagney pairs up with fellow bridesmaid April O'Neil and teaches lucky April the ins-and-outs, so to speak, of lesbian sex. Wow! Not only is Kagney an outstanding teacher, but April is an adept pupil and the resultant white-hot sex makes Kagney tremble through one volcanic orgasm after another. Kagney repays April by fucking her pussy with a toy and by rimming her asshole. April's orgasm, in her words, is "the strongest ever."
I hope that Bluebird Films will spin off a series of movies for Kagney based upon her role as "Superchick" in the critically acclaimed Katwoman XXX. To say that I loved this movie would be the understatement of the year! Not only does Superchick have the abilities to fly and to shoot lasers out of her eyes, but she also obtains super-human sexual prowess, too, and uses it to come out on top in a girl/girl/girl/boy foursome and in a full-out orgy. Talk about competition to get dick! Not only does Kagney manage to keep her pussy stuffed with female tongue or male dick most of the time, but she also gets the lion's share of the semen, too. Talk about super (sexual) powers! Of course, Superchick uses her super powers to help her friend Katwoman save the day by foiling Joker's plans.
From the purely sexual perspective, I really recommend you take a look at Kagney in two vignette movies. The first is Nacho Invades America. My friend Don Houston, on this site, gave the movie a Highly Recommended rating and I truly concur. Kagney shows off her incredible blowjob skills on Nacho's immense rod, thrives on his edgy manhandling sexual techniques, shows off her stupendous fucking moves, squirts like a fountain, and swallows Nacho's squirt. too. And, she cums with overwhelming intensity on numerous occasions.
The last movie I'll tell you a bit about is probably why Kagney is up for the 2012 AVN Female Performer of the Year Award. This stellar exploration of Kagney's deepest and most wanton desires is called Kagney Linn Karter is Relentless and was directed by William H. for Elegant Angel. Kagney is featured in all five of the movie's scenes and fucks some of the best men and women in the business, including Asa Akira, Kristina Rose, Erik Everhard, Ramon Nomar, Toni Ribas, Price Yashua, Manuel Ferrara, and Mick Blue. In addition to looking so fucking fine that words cannot justify her appearance (see the photo of her tease in Scene Five above), she fucks like no woman has ever fucked before. She does interracial, cums so often that you'd need calculus to keep track, squirts like a fountain, takes double penetrations and double anal penetrations, shows off her contortionist skills in some of the most intriguing sexual positions you'll ever see, and gives her partners--both male and female--the rides of their lives. This movie is why I like porn. I am damned proud to be able to support Kagney and William H. with these words. Kudos...and way to go! Kagney Linn Karter is Relentless is nominated for XXX 2012 AVN Awards, including Best Double-Penetration Scene and Best All-Sex Release. You simply MUST have this movie.
Of course, Kagney's been in lots of other nominated movies, too. Check out American Cocksucking Sluts, Official The Silence Of The Lambs Parody, All About Kagney Linn Karter, and Breast In Class 2: Counterfeit Racks.
Read all our reviews of Kagney's scenes by clicking here.
Thanks, Kagney, for being one of the best-ever pornstars. I love you.