A Night Of South Texas Stilettos And Erotic Balling

Tony Batman’s A Entertainment News-Pharr Texas- Have you ever had a thought in your head that scared you so much you tried to erase it and found out it would not go away?

This past weekend I was at one of my favorite Gentlemen’s Clubs in the country with my new co host VH1 Rock of Love Winner Ambre Lake and we were the masters of ceremony to the 10^th Anniversary running of the annual Stiletto’s Cabaret Erotic Ball.

The Divas of Deviance Feature Dance Tour also made a stop at Stilettos for the Erotic Ball as well. This being the second coming of the popular Feature show, now promoting  the Adam & Eve Movie “Deviance 2”, Teagan Presley, Alexis Texas and Adrenalynn all hit the stage twice during the night and rocked the costumed Halloween crowd into a frenzy each time. Ambre and I did commentary during the Dance shows and we both agreed it was one of the highlights of the evening.

There were several side stories to the weekend we spent in McAllen Texas, which is right on the border of Mexico on the East side of Texas along the Gulf of Mexico a few miles from South Padre Island of Spring Break fame. I will attempt to tell you the story in a way so that you can make a mental picture of just how crazy things got during our stay.

We arrived on Friday evening and were picked up by the Stilettos limo and taken to our hotel to freshen up before we went out to dinner and drinks at a place called PappaDeaux. This was Ambre Lake and I’s second hosting gig together so we were still getting to know each other, we were going to find out more in the next two nights than we did a year ago at the Hustler Free Speech Freedom Party at the Whisky A Go Go in Hollywood.

After a great dinner at PappaDeaux with Ambre and Opie (Stilettos General Manager), we got back in the limo and headed over to the club to have a few more drinks. When we got there Opie instantly got swarmed with projects and things to do so Ambre and I headed out on the floor and ordered our first a plethora of tequila shots for the night.

We were met by Teagan Presley, Adam & Eve Director Joshua and Tattooed bad ass Adrenalynn a few drinks into our stay. We all got one big table and before I know it, I was on the floor in the hallway of our hotel. Ambre was there too, possibly trying to pick me up, It was very hazy at that point, like a dream where you think your awake but you’re not but then you’re really standing there? It’s confusing I know but this is a tequila shots story on the border of Texas and Mexico, did you really expect anything else?

You can go ahead and ask these three questions about the above paragraph `1. How do you go from “we were all sitting at a table at the club” to being “on the floor in the hallway of a hotel?” 2. What happened to you and Ambre after you woke up in the hallway, if you were at all really there?  3. Where did everyone else go?  These are great questions at this point in time my brain is asking me these same questions. Like a UFO sighting, someone knows the real answers but we don’t think we will ever really find out the real truth.

Saturday Night was the big night of the Erotic Ball at Stilettos. When we arrived at the club it was crazy how we were there a few hours before and it was no transformed into a sexy and spooky erotic Halloween dance ball club. They had a dance floor built on the main floor and everything else in the room and upstairs was VIP, I mean they went all out on the event, all the wait staff girls were dressed as pirate hookers or wenches if you like to call them that instead, they looked awesome, the DJ’s were dressed as pirates and Dewers sponsored a huge pirate ship ice sculpture that you got to takes shots from… Right off the plank…  That incorporated with their new laser lights all over the club and the new snow machine installed in the ceiling made this place a sexy Halloween wonderland.

Ambre and I were on stage several hundred times during the night as we gave out prizes to the crowd, some of which included the cool rings from the Screaming O and movies from Sugar DVD. We also raffled of free weekends of limo service and free nights out, weekend stays at a resort in South Padre Island.  And of course cash prizes for the wackiest costume, the ladies sexiest costume and the apex of the night was the $5000 in cash for the overall best costume.

BTW- Remember the opening paragraph ? Well I was dressed at a demonic priest, a man of god that had been taken over by evil, I scared myself into thinking lightning was going to strike me that night. Even though I passed on the young boys in tow part of the costume……

We had a vote in the overall winning costume along with the management and DJ’s, we were surveying the crowd all night long and had some idea who we thought was going to win until out of nowhere both of the double entrance doors opened and in came a 9 foot tall full out functional Bumblebee Transformer. It was the most detailed and extensive costume I have ever seen outside of a movie set. At the end of the night Ambre and I handed Bumblebee a white envelope containing five thousand dollars worth of hundred dollar bills… It was well deserved I think..

Thank you once again to the entire Stilettos Cabaret Staff for another great weekend, we love you like family and can not wait to see you again.

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