This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D

12:06pm- Dale also receives a call that the call time has changed to 1pm.

12:10pm- We go grab lunch

12:45pm- We almost get kicked out of TGIF's because Dale "forgot" to wear shoes.

1:30pm- We finally show up back at the Hustler studio and begin the make-up process.

1:30pm-10pm- Yes, note the time--over eight hours. During this time we are sprayed, glued, braided, painted, prodded and poked. I witness blue men running around with condoms on so when they are painted it won't get on their cocks. Sounds like a movie title, "Blue Men Running Around with Condoms on their Cocks"....or not.

10:01pm- Voila!!! I'm blue!!! I immediately begin to speak the Na'vi language fluently. I run to set naked and blue and jump around in the bushes. I feel so primal. I also order other people in the cast to run around in the forest, so I can stare at them in the monitor acting like monkeys, but in 3D!! I begin to shoot my tease scene. Yes, you should get the movie if you want to be teased by a Na'vi
queen. As much as I want to enjoy myself, it is a little strange. I am so used to touching myself as a human; I am not really in my "element".

12am- We begin shooting the dialogue scene, and it is really confusing because I don't feel like I recognize anyone. Thank God Dale has a white cock and Lexington Steele has a black cock, otherwise I would be completely lost.

5:01am-7am- Yay! Finally the sex scene arrives. It's a group scene consisting of three couples. At this time, we encourage infidelity since I (the queen) have sex with a warrior, and Lexington (the king) has sex with a slave girl.  Who am I to judge how the Na'vi enjoy their sex? It is probably the most interesting sex scene I have ever done. Firstly, because I am blue and so is Dale. It feels really weird to have sex with something that doesn't look human. We also are fucking on a rock in the bushes, so that is a little uncomfortable. And as I said before, my contacts keep moving, so I can't even see all the blue sex I'm having. When my contacts move, my eyes water and it leaks down my prosthetic face and come out the teeny nose holes. I stick q-tips up my nose to get the tears out, but then I get fuzzies in my nose from the q-tip. It tickles, causing me to sneeze in my
prosthetic face. I don't feel very sexy. I don't think any of us feel very sexy. Everyone soon becomes rreeeaaallly cranky, except for Misty Stone because she's a sweet heart and is having a blast getting pile driven by Chris Johnson near a tree.