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Not Married With Children XXX, My Sexy Life #1, Breast Meat #2, Mailbag, and much, much more…

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Spotlight Title: Not Married With Children XXX

 


Not Married With Children XXX by director Will Ryder for X-Play
was another top notch hit sitcum destined for some attention at awards
time. Given the strength of the sex and entertainment value here, I
hope several sequels are made as this one was as strong as Not The Cosbys XXX;
the only real competition it should have when the awards are being
passed out. In terms of the acting kudos, Eric Swiss was a great choice
for the role of Al Bundy, Kagney Linn Karter the hottest piece of ass
perfect for the role of Kelly, and all the others reasonably suited for
their roles. Sexually, this sitcum had the most consistently warm
scenes in recent memory, the editing, lighting, and other technical
matters helping to pull off the "look" of the show as much as Scott
David's extensive work on set. While I think the movie deserved a
double disc release, I cannot deny that it merited a rating of Xcritic Pick for the total package of extras, sex, casting, and entertainment value;
the show another feather in the cap of the guys from X-Play. In short,
while Not Married With Children XXX might have had some minor
quirks and rough edges to be worked out, it should definitely be on
your short list for buying a copy if you have even the slightest
interest in porn parodies, or sitcums as they are called these days.
Others have tried to spoof the Bundy clan in the past but none have
come close to this one, elevating the bar much like the Cosby parody
did earlier this year. There may be bigger budget comedies available
and gonzo titles with more sexual fuck for the buck but there has been
nothing released in the last year from competitors that beat this one,
the loving tribute aspects something that only two guys regularly get
right, the guys from X-Play.

 


Mailbag: Letters from  our readers

 

"XXXPT_watcher" writes:  Compared to last year, there do not seem to be as many big titles lately, some of the biggest companies even starting to sell compilations.  Is the industry really that hard up?

Don Houston responds:  Many of the biggest titles of the year are either just out or about to be released since September isn't over yet (the AVN Awards deadline) but there have been some notable releases well worth checking into such as Not the Cosbys XXX, Operation Tropical Stormy, The 8th Day, and this week's pick of the week, Not Married With Children XXX, just to name a few big releases.  In terms of compilations, I'll admit that I was as surprised as anyone that Digital Playground tested the waters with Teagan Vs. Jenna and Mercenary Pictures began releasing such titles as Lexington Loves Big White Booty.  Compilations with no new material in them and not advertised as compilations are the bane of many a fan so we'll keep an eye out on the market to see what new developments arise from this new approach, the early cries of financial trouble related to compilations probably premature (but we'll see how the approach plays out).  In general terms though, the industry is really hard up with sales plummeting on DVDs and companies falling off the radar at unprecedented rates.  Some consider this shakeout a good thing though as it will separate the better companies from the pack, ultimately strengthening those that evolve and make better efforts to give consumers what they want.

Kaydenfan writes:  I've been in the Xcritic forums and enjoyed the detailed reviews you write, sometimes wondering exactly what you mean when you say a performer is "active" in some scenes or how you determine the amount of chemistry between partners in scenes.

Don responds:  When I mention how actively a performer rides a cock, it means just that; the lady is actively participating in the penetrative portions of a scene.  Personally, I hate seeing an otherwise attractive woman just laying back and letting the man do all the work, even in my real life preferring someone to show a little effort.  To me, the loudness a woman shows during sex is not indicative of how much she participates and can make many scenes seem fake if done too much, but at least a gal pushing back to meet thrusts or impaling herself on a pecker is showing she wants it badly.  In terms of chemistry, I admit that this is more subjective and the subject of some controversy both in and out of the industry.  Sometimes, it is proven in the BTS features where the couple show a great deal of affection for one another before and after a scene, other times it is proven by the way a couple looks into each others' eyes while they screw or just how considerate they are of one another during the act.  If one partner is continually looking away or otherwise averting their glance from their sex partner, treating a partner like they have cooties when it comes time to kiss, or just makes a face like they would rather fornicate with a critical bastard of a porn reviewer, I will call it as such and lower the rating.

BBW writes:  I see you participate on various discussion forums online, analyzing everything from how companies treat their employees to how those that hate porn really aren't that bad or how some companies decide to send out screening copies of movies for review.   You don't seem to be beholden to a lot of people or willing to show favoritism to companies but aren't you afraid of being wrong or pissing off the wrong people?

Don responds:  First off, I freely admit that I am not always correct in my commentaries, information provided after the fact sometimes clearing up matters I spout off about.  I get variations of these questions a lot (this is just a condensed version of what was asked this time) but ultimately, my income does not come from porn so I am not forced, like so many others seem to be, to kiss ass.  Xcritic relies mostly on consumers rather than companies too, but there has long been a separation between the reviews and the business side of the website too.  This freedom lends the website credibility just as having a stable crew of reviewers over largely anonymous company shills submitting reviews elsewhere makes their work suspect.  In terms of who has drawn my attention of late, Shelley Lubben is again attacking the industry to shut it down (my comments on LIB seem to be well received), but I jump in freely to discuss a variety of topics when they catch my eye.

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Highlights of The Week 

 Muffia
has been one of my favorite companies of late, their witty (if ultra
low budget) parodies catching my eye but their web-to-DVD titles
reeling me in. One thing I can always seem to count on from the company
is the sheer levels of fuck for the buck they offer in their DVDs, thematerial taken from their diverse array of websites that fans seem to
adore given the heated nature of the trysts provided. Their latest such
release is called My Sexy Life Vol. 1, a set of six scenes
starring voluptuous Phoenix Marie as she joins with various hotties to
engage men in carnal activity. As a big fan of Phoenix, this
presentation of her was especially sweet though I think some follow up
volumes may prove even better having scoured the website to research
the scenes provided in the DVD (yes, that means I have linked every
screen capture to a specific performance's trailer; helping you decide
if this might be for you even better than a regular review).  It was the absolute best presentation of Phoenix Marie I have seen to
date, the wealth of footage lasting just under four hours such that
this becomes a "must have" title for any of her fans that aren't
already members of the company website. The sheer volume and quality of
the sex, the chemistry involved in most scenes, the strokability and
replay value all combined to make this at very least a title worthy of
being Highly Recommended or better for even general audiences.
Phoenix was always raring and ready to go, her coworkers hitting it off
so well in most cases that they always had fun while getting off. In
short, My Sexy Life Vol. 1 was hopefully just a taste of things
to come, Phoenix Marie proving to be every bit as sexy and seductive as
her peers that have received all the acclaim so far. I truly look
forward to future volumes of the show thanks to how well this one
suited my needs, the rough edges of the technical values compensated
for by the heat of the scenes.

 John "Buttman" Stagliano and his distribution powerhouse Evil Angel
have long been at the forefront of the gonzo movement, John helping to
refine it when he started his career so long ago. With all the
challenges facing porn today from piracy and prosecution, there are
only a handful of people willing to take chances on providing the
roughest smut around, John and a couple of his directors infamous for
their approach used to stand apart from the crowds. Lest you say that
there is a lot of foreign made porn even nastier and kinkier available,
very little of it is available in the USA at this writing, most of it
so narrowly tailored as to work only for enthusiasts with a limited
worldview, John embracing a path of inclusion in most of his playful
romps across the globe. Well, his latest title is Buttman's Oddyssey: Special Set ,
a double disc set providing nearly 6 hours of hardcore tease and sex in
the movie alone, billed as the roughest sex he ever put in a Buttman
movie. I've seen a fair number of his movies and frankly, I doubt he
could get much harder here but the end result was a lot of sexy fuck
for the buck starring ladies such as Flower Tucci, Aiden Starr, and
Adrianna Nicole among others, a travelogue of John's exploits across
the globe showcasing a handful of places taken to their natural
extremes with the cast.  The replay value will likewise depend on your admiration for circus act sex, Buttman's Oddyssey: Special Set offering some of the most crazy fuck for the buck out of any Buttman
title to date so give it a try if you can stomach the circus act sex.

Erik Everhard
is still one of the most driven performers in porn, his work both in
front of and behind the camera always eliciting a heated response. The
ladies consider him one of the most driven men they've ever had
pounding their pussy and the men stand by in awe at just how well he
handles the premium pussy he gets thanks to his reputation. His latest
title making it my way is Breast Meat 2: Special Edition, a
gonzo title with almost four hours of hardcore sex emphasizing a lot of
massive mammaries thanks to some sweetly curved ladies such as Charley
Chase, Cassandra Calogera, and Avy Scott. The company website described
the show like this: "Cassandra Calogera sez C Cups are for amateurs!
Laci's big boob bangout! Armani came to us with a "D"...and left with a
DP! Carmen McCarthy's mammerific meat melons! Charley's tits were
drowning in oil... we had to save her! Avy Scott... why did I wait
sooooo long to fuck those tits?"  It was nearly as good as Breast Meat 1 given the dedication to tits and titty play provided with the wealth of sexy ladies so I rated it as Highly Recommended.
The amount of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value alone
enhanced the value sufficiently to remind me why Erik's fuck flicks are
so often winners for the fans, consumers benefitting from his desire to
give them exactly what they want and in big enough quantity to hold
them over until his next release. In short, Breast Meat 2: Special Edition truthfully advertised a dedication to "sweater puppies" that fans of
breasts will appreciate, the ladies all as physically attractive as
could be and possessing sufficient chemistry to upgrade the end results.

Manuel Ferrara is probably the most popular male performer-turned-director at Evil Angel.
This is my experience having watched scores of his flicks and talked to
even more people in the industry, so the guy generally elevates the
quality of any scene he is in with regard to chemistry and energy. I
originally missed out on getting a copy of  Phat Bottom Girls: Special Set when it came out earlier this year but lucked out when a second one was
shipped so I now report to you a second review on the title for your
perusal. The movie is a selection of five brand new scenes starring
ladies with ripe, round rumps, a couple of older bonus scenes tossed in
on the second disc to elevate the replay value and amount of fuck for
the buck. With names like Alexis Texas, Kelly Divine, and Ava Rose
leading the pack of hotties (not to dismiss Katie Cummings, Isis
Taylor, or Toni Sweets by any means), each of them working with premium
studs, most of them including Manuel himself. The company website
described the movie like this: "Manual Ferrara's latest release is a
booty-worshipping, multi-ethnic gonzo fuckfest filmed on the grounds of
the award-winning French stud's Southern California mansion, where
every huge, bikini-bottomed female ass ends up drenched in oil, as well
as poked and prodded by Manual and his big-dicked buddies."  It was one of those few titles earning a rating of Highly Recommended
based on strokability, replay value, and sheer amount of fuck for the
buck thanks to a wealth of booty babes so keenly selected to make this
a winner. The unique extras were pretty solid with the better part of
an hour spent on the BTS and two popular scenes from the older series
Manuel used to direct, the chemistry and enthusiasm enhancing the
outcome nicely. In short,  Phat Bottom Girls: Special Set was
the kind of movie that Manuel excels at, the kind where he is in most
of the scenes and enjoying the women as much as they are enjoying him,
not a single scene qualifying as filler material here.

 Cezar Capone
has long been considered a force in the popular internet porn movement
that showcases women in everyday settings before they get frisky enough
to fuck. Cezar has long had the advantage over many of his peers too in
that he shoots out of Miami instead of Chatsworth, providing the
director with a lot of ladies his competition just does not have access
too, especially for those of you that appreciate ladies that are not
shot out. The title most offered up as an example of this upgrade was 18 With Proof! #3,
a series of five lengthy scenes showcasing young women aged 18, the
second in the series that I have found so addicting. Regular readers of
mine will know that I prefer quality fucking over barely legal types
and with extremely few exceptions have I found most industry titles to
be worth much in terms of replay value but I had to admit that the
claims of this being the equivalent of digital Viagra were not without
merit! The ladies looked 18, acted 18, and showed their IDs on the
front cover so say what you will but the truth in advertising alone
made this a winner in my book.  It proved to me that newcomers do not have to be passive or hate sex, the
gals again revving up to bone like crazy in order to make their scenes
especially strokable. The replay value was exceptional and I have to
admit that my skepticism was overcome quickly, the lengthy
introductions of the ladies making them much more interesting than the
generic gals found all too often in "newcomer" or "barely of age"
pornos shot in Chatsworth. I would have liked better extras and this
was a lot shorter than previous volumes in the series but my rating of Recommended seemed fair thanks to the amounts of fuck for the buck provided. In short, 18 With Proof! #3 was a fine DVD and the website provided a glimpse into even more scenes
worthy of inclusion on subsequent volumes, Cezar again living up to his
name as a leader in internet porn.

Elegant Angel
is one of the few companies that have listened, truly listened, to
consumers in recent years, elevating their image well above some of the
industry heavyweights in my estimation when it comes to giving fans
what they want rather than dictating it from on high. Part of this
approach is due to the manner in which owner/director Patrick Collins
keeps his ear to the ground, paying attention rather than taking a
bunker mentality to hunker down and ride out the economic storm as so
many of his peers have tried to do. The result is movies like Girl Play,
a set of five lesbian scenes based on modest vignettes that use
personal chemistry to enhance the outcome. Let's face it, the industry
is replete with scores of ladies that are "gay for pay" and willing to
turn in half assed performances as long as a paycheck is involved,
Patrick seeking something a bit more fulfilling (and providing more
replay value as a result). As always, he found some of the best looking
women in porn to present here too, my expectations of the movie such
that it struck me as being a "can't lose" proposition.  It provided a variety of sexual action by the ladies doing each other, the
easiest way to sum up the action being that all of them seemed to have
fun. There were few earth shattering moments of course but I cannot
deny that Patrick has proven again that he still has the touch that
made him quite popular years ago so I rated this as Recommended.
Unlike many formulaic lesbian shows, this one provided some different
approaches to give it more replay value, the technical aspects always
better than average along the way. In short, Girl Play was
accurately advertised with some very fine looking ladies doing some
very provocative things in a manner that all straight men should find
quite pleasing so give it a look.

Jonni Darkko and Evil Angel
have combined forces to produce and distribute a number of interesting
titles in recent years, his sense of style seemingly an enigma compared
to the rest of their catalog. I might not always appreciate his movies
as much as his devoted fans but I sure know when he strikes a chord, Cum To Order being the latest such fuck flick of his to earn that designation. The
movie is a set of six blowbangs where a bevy of beauties show their
oral skills in such a manner that anyone appreciative of oral-only
movies will want to pick up a copy if they haven't already. From
seasoned hotties like Francesca Le to curvy babes like Kelly Divine to
busty broads like Velicity Von, there really was something for everyone
to enjoy this time, the most out of the normal the ladies got being
providing a titty fuck in addition to their hand to gland combat and
mouth work.  It should suit the fans that love blowjobs by a variety of slutty gals,
not a group all at once but in pairs or singles to allow them to
appreciate every drop of genetic juice landing their way so I rated it
as Recommended. I'm not the biggest fan of blowjobs, preferring
instead the scenes where the ladies do it all with relish, but I must
admit that I came close to elevating the score a notch this time due to
the sheer devotion displayed by the women. In short, Cum To Order was a pretty solid set of blowjob scenes shot by a talented director
for your enjoyment, the kind of face fuck flick you just don't see all
that often so give it a look.

Ivan is a director whose name is synonymous with Anabolic Digital
these days, his work certainly the most creative and appealing in terms
of the way he shoots scenes from what I've seen. The man has a knack
for getting the most out of certain ladies, women that other directors
seem less apt to appreciate at times, making Ivan a kind of guru when
it comes to showcasing some of the best talent in the jizz biz. His
latest movie making it my way is  Hot N' Sexy, a show starring
ladies like Jayden Jaymes, Shyla Stylez, and Kagney Linn Karter among
others, the six scenes all having something worth checking out
repeatedly in my admittedly limited experience. The material here was
not designed to be full of circus act sex, kinky twists that few people
actually enjoy, or narrow fetishes so much as an exploration of the
wealth of heat generated by the cast in some limited vignettes.  It might not have been his most polished work to date or even his hottest
set of scenes but I can't deny that the gals were a nice selection to
start with all the same. In terms of looks alone, Shyla, Jayden, and
Kagney were tops but some of the others surprised me by giving decent
performances worthy of Ivan's keen eye, the production earning a rating
of Recommended or better depending on what you are looking for in a stroke flick. In short, Hot N' Sexy had a lot of hot and sexy ladies present, each scene providing a different style of action you might appreciate.

Jake Malone
is one of the few directors these days willing to push the limits of
his cast, his crew, and even his audience in terms of just how far he
is willing to take them with his graphic displays of gonzo porn.
Whether or not this is a good thing will depend on what your individual
tastes are but I have always thought it to be important that someone
out there helped make it easier for the rest of the directors to see
they were not automatically going to gross people out (by being able to
point to guys like Jake, who go further). His latest tidbit of shock
gonzo is Gangbang My Face #5: Special Set, a series I last reviewed with Gangbang My Face #3.
The theme of the day was women who orally took on a lot of guys in a
messy, sloppy, downright nasty manner, most of their efforts limited to
the hardcore oral as opposed to a wider variety of circus act sex.   It provided enough of the advertised interracial blowbang action as advertised to merit a rating of at least Recommended
or better, the abusive aspects of the movie definitely something that
caters to the tastes of a smaller audience from my experience. Still,
if you're into this kind of thing, Jake made sure to offer up a lot of
nasty suck for the buck to make Gangbang My Face #5: Special Set nearly
as heated as Gangbang My Face #3 was awhile back so give it a look.

Sam No/Mason
has always been something of a curiosity in the porn world, initially
hiding herself behind a veil but always managing to generate a degree
of mystery with her secluded ways. As a director for Elegant Angel,
her forte has never been technical perfection so much as providing a
lot of nasty sex few people seemed to believe could come from a female,
Mason proving them wrong time and again. Her latest release is Curvy Girls 4 Blu-ray , the sequel to Curvy Girls 3
that I enjoyed so much. This time, she called upon Kagney Linn Karter,
Jayden Jaymes, and Carmella Bing to liven things up, the rest of the
cast adding some heated curvature as well in the five lengthy gonzo
scenes shot in straightforward manner with all the tease I appreciate
so very much. The company website described the show like this:
"Elegant Angel proudly presents Curvy Girls 4, the latest production
from the award winning director Sam No. Featuring a collection of the
most voluptuous superstars in pornography: Kagney Linn Karter, Jayden
Jaymes, Carmella Bing, Jenna Presley, and Gracie Glam. Do not miss
these voluptuous starlets seduce the camera lens in epic, mouth
watering teases, followed by passionate sex scenes. If you like your
girls curvy, then this movie is for you."  As far as the high definition Blu-ray version of the release is
concerned, like most of the company offerings to date, the visual
enhancement was real, significant, and appreciated, the curvy ladies
looking better than ever and nearly meriting a full rating level
upgrade but for the pricing point clung to by most retailers. 
Regardless, give it a look in high definition and you may become
spoiled for the future titles released by Mason and her peers at
Elegant Angel.

Mike Quasar is the lead director over at Zero Tolerance
and has been since the inception of the company years ago. Having
followed his progress even before that point in time, I feel comfortable stating that his technical skill with a camera is almost as
sharp as his razor wit deployed to keep critics in line, his friendly
demeanor helping put performers at ease before their scenes. His latest
release making it my way is  Ass Cleavage #11, the sequel to Ass Cleavage #10,
made special not by the presence of Kristina Rose and Phoenix Marie,
but also one of the recent comeback scenes by long-retired Raylene.
Fans of anal action have long come to appreciate the kind of antics
found in the series so I had a lot of hope going in that this would be
a fun fuck flick to follow.  It had some fine cast members and it was again pleasant to see Raylene
participating in a porno. The technical aspects were well done and
there was a fairly solid amount of fuck for the buck here if you enjoy
anal action, the balancing out of the different sex acts nicely done by
the director. I felt it earned a rating of Recommended but adjust that according to your own preferences for the ladies and what you're looking for, the nasty action of Ass Cleavage #11 surpassing what I recall from Ass Cleavage #10 awhile back.

Vince Vouyer is now directing his wares at Vince Vouyer Unleashed,
the man deciding to up his game from his last place of employment. That
translates into harder sex, more of what Vince thinks the fans want,
and less interference from a distributor unaccustomed to gonzo porn (in favor of JJV). His latest title hitting the shelves in  Raylene Returns,
the popular former-contract gal having really cranked out some winners
during her recent return to porn. This time, Raylene engages in a
number of firsts for her as she pushes her limits to suit Vince's
perverted imagination in a way that I have not seen from her other
titles of late. So fans of Raylene will find this to be a featured
spotlight on her willingness to expand her boundaries beyond anything
she has done in the past, the amount of Raylene fuck for the buck
sufficient to rank this as a "must have" for her devoted followers.  It had more hardcore footage of anything on DVD starring Raylene so fans
should pick up a copy as a definite must have, Vince pushing her far
beyond her opening return to porn for another company that was also
appreciated on its own merits. It wasn't the best gonzo I've seen of
late from Vince but a general audience should figure this one as Recommended
or better even if you aren't into Raylene, the technical matters a
little rough but capturing the raw energy better than others have to
date. In short, Raylene Returns was one of those rare comebacks
that actually worked thanks to both sides of the equation, the magic in
front of the camera matched by the expertise behind it to make for an
entertaining fuck flick.

Third Degree Films has some very talented directors these days, one of the best being Mike Quasar. Aside from his porn parody work of late, he is best known for providing some smoking hot gonzo porn, his latest called Dirty Over 30 #4 .
The theme of the movie was older women, a few of them among the most
popular ladies returning to porn of late such as Raylene, Dyanna
Lauren, and Shayla LaVeaux. There were two new MILFs to the scene as
well but those three names in a single fuck flick is something special,
Third Degree planning this one out to compete with the rest of the pack
from what I can see (it is awards deadline time, yes?). The quick
version of the review is that there were no surprises good or bad but
the ladies all brought their own qualities to the table, the kind of
qualities that gave them each a following for a long time so if you are
into MILF action, you could do far worse.  It was strong enough to merit a rating of Recommended from me for
the better performances, the weaker ones detracting a bit but not
enough to pull the whole project down with them. In all, the formula
Mike applied worked with their respective talents and I had to admit
that Dirty Over 30 #4  was a pretty fun showcase for Raylene,
Shayla, and Dyanna though a big orgy scene at the end would have made
it even stronger for me in terms of replay value and strokability.

 Elegant Angel
has been the premiere gonzo company for many folks the past few years,
eschewing gimmicks and focusing largely on the basics that porn fans
want. Their latest title coming my way was She's The Boss (Blu-ray) (SD forthcoming) and seeing it was helmed by William H. Nutsack,
I had no doubt this latest in the company's occupational series would
impress given the cast. The ladies included Lisa Ann, Kristina Rose,
Sarah Vandella, Charley Chase, and Charlotte Vale, each of them adding
something special to the mix without the need to stick to a strict
formula. With a few immediately notable pairings and the production
favored by some of my associates already, I knew that this would be a
knuckle buster of a stroke flick.  It was a lot of fun to watch with the sexual exploits strong enough to merit a rating of Recommended.
The energy and enthusiasm of some scenes combined with the personal
chemistry of other scenes helped make this one a winner. In short,  She's The Boss (Blu-ray) might not compete with the very best that Nutsack has offered in the
last year but it was head and shoulders above most of the generic gonzo
pound fests out there so check it out. Keep in mind that the Blu-ray
version looked superior to the SD version but such an amount that you
will definitely want to see the high definition version given recent
price declines in the format at places like Empire.

The recent return of our own Rob Randell has helped set the pace given his voluminous reviewing habits on such titles as Eazy Lube is a porno flick from Red Light District Video. It is
a vignette style feature with each scene a different role play. The
cast pretends they are in various situations related to an auto body
shop. Many of the scenes involve exchanging car service for sex. The
action is pretty clean and straightforward, but it does not fail to
offer heated action; 110% Natural #19 is the latest in Red Light District Video's
series of naturally breasted gals. This installment features 5 girls in
5 scenes who are top heavy.  The DVD has 5 very attractive cuties and their sex scenes were pretty
hot for the most part. The scenes were all really good with the
exception of Ninaz's. If you like clean and straightforward action with
big busty babes then this DVD should do you right; Initiations #25 is Anabolic's latest release in
their new girls to porn feature. For the most part this volume stays
true to the format as other recent volumes. A number of girls who are
brand spanking new (this volume has 6 first timers) or relatively new
to porn and puts them into some pretty hardcore sex scenes. The girls
in this feature all did a pretty good job. There was a lot of variety
with over 3 hours and 8 eight girls. My favorites were Kya Tropic and
Jaymie Lanne. This DVD is worth picking up if you enjoy Anabolic's
style of sex and cute new babes; Dressed For Fantasy is a 2-disc compilation of various scenes
with different "fantasies". In each scene the girls are dressed in some
kind of outfit from cheerleader to Latina waitress to vampire. For the
most part the scenes are all enjoyable. If you want some good variety
then this compilation release should be worth your interest.

Rob also provided looks at shows such as Teens With Tits #14 has 5 top heavy gals who bare all and let
dudes violate them in ways we can only dream about. The girls in this
cast are very attractive with gorgeous tits. The action is also pretty
steamy. If you like young babes with big ripe tits, then this DVD is
for you; I've Been Sodomized #7 is an anal genre feature
from Mark Wood and Red Light District Video. In this feature 5 lovely
beauties let dudes fuck them from behind. If you like anal sex then
this DVD is for you. There is some pretty steamy action and it will not
disappoint you; Fresh Squeeze comes from Diabolic Video and is a
new series about fresh, young gals who are new to porn. This DVD has 6
young babes spread across 5 scenes. The action is clean and
straightforward, but it is steamy. There is a lot of good stuff enjoy.
It'll make a good addition to you collection; Hot Sauce #8 is an ethnic porn video with 6 girls
in 5 scenes. The "ethnic" portion deals with a cast of Latina babes who
join various dudes for some steamy fun. The action is very exciting and
whether or not Latina babes do it for you this release has lots of
heated sex to enjoy; and Internal Injections 6 is Diabolic's series that
has girls who engage in sex and finish with an internal cum shot aka
creampie. This feature has 5 girls spread across 5 scenes. The action
is pretty good but not as hot as the first release.  I have never been a huge fan of internal cumshots a.k.a. creampies. I
am a much bigger fan of the traditional face blast. In any case I was
still happy with Internal Injections 6. This installment
continues to offer sexy babes and steamy sex (at least from the other
volumes in the series I have seen). I was not disappointed with #6 and
think girls like Emma Heart make it worth picking up. There should also
be a good amount of replay value.

Film historian The Mooninite then provided some titles worth checking out for classic fans such as: Saturday Night Special a definite trip. The hardcore scenes,
which have to be inserts because there are shots where things don't
quite match up the way they should, add to the seediness of an already
twisted crime movie. Gillis makes the movie, playing his role with as
much perversions as possible and really throwing himself into the manic
aspect of his rapist thug character. His performance here is on the
same level of intensity as David Hess in The Last House On The Left in that it almost seems like he's not acting. A fairly predictable crime film spiced up with some unimpressive
hardcore inserts is made not only watchable but thoroughly entertaining
thanks to a leering, sleazy, sadistic performance from Jamie Gillis and
a truly strange soundtrack. This won't likely turn on the raincoat
crowd so much but fans of seedy seventies exploitation would do well to
check it out; Vista Valley PTA is a strong mix of drama, quirky comedy, and
hot sex. Centered around a series of taboo incidents, the bumping and
grinding here is set up nicely, it's given a reason to happen, and it's
generally pretty well photographed as well. The movie, at almost eighty
five minutes, is a bit longer than most features of the era but it
moves along at a good pace thanks to a decent script and some strong
direction. The film holds up well in pretty much every way it needs to
and if the fashions are dated, the actors who play the students more
than a few years older than their characters, and the music is a bit
hokey so be it. It's all part of the picture's charm; and a newer flick called Belladonna's Foot Soldiers 2: The Feet MarketHey, if feet are your thing, I'd hazard to guess that this
will be right up your alley. It's got an attractive cast all showcasing
their feet and having pretty steamy sex and it's well shot and features
some good extras as well. If feet don't work for you, well, there's
enough high quality hardcore action here that you can skip past the
tease segments and just enjoy the show.

Our resident professor, Dr, Jay, then offered up some more of his recent classic lines from the past year with flicks such as  Jack's POV 13: a five-scene boy/girl movie in which the sex
was videotaped from the guy's perspective or point-of-view (POV). Thus,
it appears as it you are the one fucking the amazing girl in front of
you! POV is not my favorite genre since the guy doing the
fucking/getting fucked is generally the one who holds the camera. This
generally causes some jerky camera motions. Just think...how still
could you hold a camera during sex? So, a bit of jumpy video is simply part-and-parcel of the genre and we simply have to accept that. Although not an absolutely must-see choice, I do recommend Jack's POV 13...especially for those of you who really like pretty girls from your perspective; Riley Steele Chic: an extremely-well shot, seven-scene,
boy/girl, and couples-friendly flick directed by Celeste, one ofDigital Playground's prominent contract directors. In it, adorable
Riley Steele proves that she's got what it takes to succeed in the
adult biz. Indeed, the mesmerizing blue-eyed blond appears to have
taken lots of lessons from her Digital Playground big sister Jesse
Jane. Both Riley's red-hot moves and her newly enhanced boobs are
extremely reminiscent of superstar Jesse Jane; Nurses is the latest in acclaimed director Robby D's "fantasy girls" movies that began with Babysitters and also includes Cheerleaders. Even though there's a lot to like about Robby's previous single-word-named movies, I think that Nurses is the best of the trilogy. I sure hope that Robby's next fantasy adventure is as hot as this one! Nurses features eight sex scenes and all but one are absolutely
superb and earn "A+" grades. The eighth scene, an incendiary reverse
gangbang, pits five Digital Playground contract girls against superstud
Erik Everhard in one of the very best group scenes ever captured; Obscene Behavior 5 is a standard-fare five-scene boy/girl movie that is, in no way, obscene.I wish that directors would resist the urge to use this inflammatory
word when describing their productions. The vast majority of adult
releases are not obscene and to call them so invites unwarranted
scrutiny by justice-department investigators.  Obscene Behavior 5 consists of four vaginal only couplings and one vaginal/anal coupling. That's certainly not obscene.What is different about the movie, however, are two unusual
themes...foot fetish and rimming. In each scene, the featured beautiful
young woman suckles and licks the male's feet. This is not particularly
enjoyable to me, but it doesn't bother me, either.  I really did enjoy the rimming aspect of this movie. Obscene Behavior 5 features a bevy of cute girls who are
fairly new to the business. Of the five cuties who "flesh out" the
movie, I was most drawn to Mya Nichole for her superb body, inkings,
and piercings as well as her enthusiastic anal sex technique and to Mia
Lelani for her absolutely incendiary fucking performance.

Apache Warrior then offers some suggestions like  The Milf Next Door 5: an entertaining movie with a good
collection of Milfs and male partners. Tabitha Stevens is the standout
and it is great that she is back in porn again. Janet Mason and
Michelle Lay, who usually are in lesbian flicks, perform well with
their guys. The photo shoot offers the viewer a valuable vehicle in
seeing each woman's nude body before the sex action begins. The
audience has the opportunity to check her out; Women Seeking Women Volume 55 is one of the best Girlfriends
Films movies of the year. The sensuousness of the couples from scene to
scene builds in excitement although the final scene takes a bit of a
dip despite being the more dramatic of the foursome. Nevertheless, it
still ranks as a winner. Ava Adams, Prinzzess, and Taylor Vixen have
worthy performances that deserve to be spotlighted. Ms. Adams and Ms.
Vixen should have many other opportunities to show off their exquisite
talents with this studio in the future;  30 Love is a very good movie for adult fans whether they want
to snuggle with their lover or just want to stroke off in the privacy
of their own home. First, credit must go to the screenwriter and the
cast director for having an entertaining storyline with very suitable
actors who make their characters very likable. Of course, Brad
Armstrong is the most valuable player as the man who runs his team in
well-oiled fashion. Furthermore, his lead role is convincing and the
audience is always on his side. Dyanna Lauren makes a fantastic return
as a sexy woman who always wants her tennis instructor at her every whim; Mommy Fucks Best 5 shows the viewer that these Milfs do a
wonderful job in fucking their brains out. Dvd covergirl June Summers
is the main standout as she shows off her versatility in three scenes.
She is a very sexy woman who adult admirers will gain to appreciate the
more that they see her; Mother-Daughter Exchange Club Part 8 has the strong
performances that are being common place in this series. Darryl Hanah
and Prinzzess put on their high-talented skills. Meanwhile, there are
nice surprises along the way. Cameron Keys' quiet sensualness and Katja
Kassin's experience will enhance the versatility factor of this studio.
In particular, Cameron stands out quite effectively in her threesome
session which is very surprising since Heather Starlet is a part of it; Seasoned Players 10: a part of his successful Seasoned
Players series. It is also an AVN award winner for Best Milf Series. He
enjoys working with mature women and that could be because he is a
seasoned player as well. A signature part of this series is the
interview at the beginning of each scene. Tom asks several questions to
each performer before they do their deed. It allows each woman to show
off her personality; and Field of Schemes Part 6 has several shining stars that make
this movie a nice addition to this series. Prinzzess shows off her
viewer-addictive star quality. Ashlyn Rae's sultry sexiness is a huge
come-on. Furthermore, Darryl Hanah's quiet sensuality makes the
audience take her for granted which is a major mistake. People should
realize that Ms. Hanah is a gem and when she applies it, the heat
factor rises immensely. However, the biggest revelation is Misty
Anderson.

Addidson DeLick found one you might enjoy too: There may be nothing as visually appealing in porn as the blow job; the
sheer thrilling beauty of stiff man meat being focused on by the mouth,
hands and eyes of a pretty girl is the ultimate vicarious experience.
The people behind 13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers #8 clearly know this and have given us a winner in the crowded field of fellatio-centric titles. Some of the young girls here introduce themselves, tell what they
love about giving head, offer tips and techniques, then get down to
business. Others have less to say, though plenty still to do with their
tongues. This is basically a POV show, with the camera positioned for
the most part behind the shoulder of an unseen guy as he sits on a
chair, his legs spread to allow a girl to kneel or squat between them
and suck away. The girls look into the camera -- at us -- while they
lick and pump dick; occasionally a girl will "slip" and look away
slightly to make eye contact with the actual guy she's blowing. Some
girls talk during the act; others just moan, or gag.  None of the men are identified, and only one shows his face -- for
a split second. It appears that about four cocks are doing all the hard
work over the 13 scenes. So this is not the type of program that
usually appeals to female viewers, who tend to want an emotional
connection with the object of their once-removed lust, or at least want
to see that connection between the performers on screen.  The 13 hot girls here vary greatly in look, size, shape, attitude and
sucking style. Most importantly, they all convince us that they really
really love giving head, not just by their words but by their oral
action. Cock-hardening throughout its nearly 2-and-a-half-hour running
time, don't even think about making it all the way through this video
Viagra in one sitting. Many viewings' worth of stroking material await.

 


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