Alexis Texas is Buttwoman, Stoya Sexy Hot, Mrs. Conduct, Icon, and a great deal more…

November 14, 2008
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Spotlight Title: Alexis Texas is Buttwoman

Elegant Angel is one of the most reliable companies in terms of old school styled gonzo offerings, directors Sam No/Mason and William H. Nutsack
having impressed me repeatedly this year for all sorts of awesome
flicks crammed full of replay value, strokability, and wild chemistry
that even some of the biggest companies are not as consistently able to
provide. This being "that time of year" when the best of the best are
released, I was ready for the sequel to last year's Brianna Love is Buttwoman title, the result being Alexis Texas is Buttwoman,
a double disc set showcasing the curvy Texan like no other release to
date. Alexis is known for not giving up her sweet ass in scenes, nor
showing a lot of love for black men but the first barrier is now broken
with her infamous ass proudly displayed while she receives a good, hard
cock a few times. I have found Alexis to be a very appealing lady since
first seeing her in action but her sexual skills have not always been
as consistently heated as many of her peers so I had concerns regarding
what the movie would provide for a jaded old porn hound like me. Then I
remembered how many scenes in the various related series were either
lesbian outings, lacked anal altogether, or had marginal secondary
performers. It was also pointed out to me that the series is not about
which lady can do the most circus act sex, who is the most whorish
(that would be the Slutwoman series), or who does the most anal since
frankly, having a world class ass is what merits inclusion into the
exclusive club. That the cast also included award winning ladies like
Jenna Haze and Gianna was merely icing on the proverbial cake but she
was provided with a lot of decent male talent to liven things up as
well. With a full disc of extras and the movie lasting over three and a
half hours, I was sure that this would be a winner, the movie also
released as the company's first Blu-ray title too. It was the best showcase I have seen for Alexis Texas, the gal excelling
in all five of her scenes with great chemistry, replay value, and
strokability worthy of a superior effort, meriting a rating of Highly Recommended.The action included her first anal scene on camera, more footage of the
beauty than any other movie to date, and had a wealth of extras that
few companies could possibly offer up these days. In short, Alexis Texas is Buttwoman proved that she could provide a wonderful series of heated scenes and
the bottom line being that this is a "must have" for any of her fans
but certainly strong enough an effort to merit inclusion on the list of
gonzo aficionados that love large ass gals giving up their mouths and
pussies really well too. I had my doubts going into watching this one
but Alexis Texas managed to put my fears at ease by the way she kept up
with her peers that starred in the previous volumes, outdoing most of
her previous scenes to the point where I wonder if she would consider a
follow up next year as her skills develop.

Sneak Peeks: Stoya Sexy Hot and Mrs. Conduct

Stoya
has been a force of nature in porn for about a year now, her early
reviews here at Xcritic helping launch the beautiful young performer
into the limelight so it makes sense that we

would keep an eye out for
any new projects of hers, such as her works with Celeste. Coming next month will be the next such project, a movie titled Stoya Sexy Hot where her fans will get the latest dose of their "fix" the cutie has
become. In keeping with the series premise, the assorted erotic
vignettes provided a variety of different styles, all shot by the usual
suspects to the specifications of the visionary director. Stoya herself
is something of an enigma, her blogs of the past suggesting she is
still evolving into an even better performer, more in tune with her
diverse sexuality, and someone fans simply want to learn more about.
This time, Stoya provided three full scenes and a short solo tease,
easily enough to satiate fans until her next title comes out early next
year. It was certainly a lot more hardcore than most of her works to date,
Stoya's kinky nature catered to really well as she provided more fuel
to the fire for fans wanting to see her in all sorts of depraved
situations. Stoya certainly made the movie as the "sex android force of
nature from the future" served up a lot of strokable footage, the
replay value making it easy to rate as Recommended. My initial
impression that this was a Christmas present for Stoya's fans was
largely proven by the end of the movie, giving me the impression that
the little lady will become an even bigger name in 2009.

Celeste is the conceptual director of many movies at Digital Playground,
allowing the grunt work to be handled by the production crew led by her
boyfriend. This arrangement frees her up to come up with wickedly
deviant fantasies to be shot for your viewing pleasure, many of whichsatisfy the needs of couples as well as the women they are designed
for. Next month, the director will provide a focused look at the MILF
phenomenon with Mrs. Conduct, a series of six scenes starring
some well known ladies that favor experience over youth. My own
experience in life tells me that older women are better sexually,
reaching their peak at just the same time society tells them they are
unworthy of adoration or praise, forgetting that a recent political
candidate turned men's heads at the ripe old age of 44. That said, with
names like Rayveness, Devon Lee, Darryl Hanah, and several others, the
potential for the movie to satisfy fans of the genre seemed quite high.
It had a select group of MILFish ladies that should appeal to a wide
variety of fans, the best of the batch being Rayveness and Darryl as
they proved experience trumps youth in almost all cases. The down side
was that several of the scenes did not exactly show much chemistry or
replay value so I rated it as a Rent It but genre aficionados will likely savor the better parts of the movie when it comes out next month. In short, Mrs. Conduct could become a great series due to the thematic handling of the material.

Highlights of The Week

Eli Cross is a talented director known for making Upload and Corruption thanks to Sex Z Pictures.
His skill levels with blockbuster titles rely heavily on his main
squeeze, Kylie Ireland,

and other staffers, but ultimately, it is his
personal vision of decadence that drives his success as far as I'm
concerned, production difficulties postponing a similar effort overseas
to be replaced by the far more modest Icon for 2008. The movie
is a showcase for contract performer Hillary Scott, the blond gracing
the front cover that is known far and wide as an anal whore type of
gonzo gal, her ability to aggressively impale her asshole on large
objects renowned throughout the industry before she slacked off into
the easy life of a contract gal. While not nearly as ambitious as
the big budget titles of the past two years, I expected a lot from this
cast and crew given the way Eli has managed some of them previously, my
only concern being how the third and fourth discs of bonus scenes were
seemingly tossed in to provide quantity over quality. Icon might not have provided the best gonzo sex of the year, but it did
provide a lot of strokable entertainment value even without the two
"bonus discs" of unrelated scenes. I'm not going to boost the rating
much on the additional discs since they had nothing to do with the
movie but in my opinion, Icon earned a low end Highly Recommendeddespite not living up to expectations from previous years and it should
be considered a "must have" for any fans of Hillary Scott due to how
much she was showcased in the flick. I would have preferred another
true feature from the director but in all, it struck me that he managed
to show he could bring home a winner on a lower budget.

Shane's Worldhas long been a favorite company to me for their truly "alternative"
form of gonzo smut mixed in so heavily with amusing party styled
antics, especially on their road trip movies such as the College Invasionseries. The playfulness of the action is always hilarious

seeing the
porn performers interact with the drunken college guys so when I heard College Invasion 12: Special Jam Packed 2-Disc Set would be their biggest such title to date, I admit to being psyched. As
with the rest of the series, the company sent some gals to a college
party, Delilah Strong in charge of the antics this time, the gang going
to Kentucky to wow their fans in the boonies of the Bluegrass state.
This volume of the series showed a lot more unknown college guys
getting full scenes with the ladies too, not just handjobs, and the
ladies really handled themselves quite well, a few of the men appearing
to be on a little blue pill as they lasted so long. It provided some solid strokability and replay value with the cast a
decent mix of new gals and experienced performers servicing the men
(and women) of the Kentucky college scene. I admit to being a huge fan
of the series so while my rating of Highly Recommended might be
more than a lot of you would give it, the freshness of the footage (no
stale formulas here!) and excellent extras made this a splendid value.
In short, the College Invasion 12: Special Jam Packed 2-Disc Set will hopefully serve as the template for future outings as the double
discs allowed for more goodies fans have been trained to expect these
days, my pal Nate dead on when he suggested I would find this a
particularly entertaining volume in the popular series.

Most titles fall off the charts within weeks in these hard times so
is it any wonder that Hustler would emulate the success of other parodies
they distribute with their own This Ain't The Munsters XXX Blu-ray.
The gimmick here is the tried and true take off on the popular
television show from the 1960's, complete with all the regular
characters (except "Spot") and adding in a low budget laboratory to
coincide with the limited comedic attempts. The original

showed aired
for only two seasons on network television (1964 to 1966), taking the
black & white sitcom family to the extreme with an oddball
collection of monsters in the roles (the father was a knock off of
Frankenstein, the wife and father in law both vampires, the son a
wolfman/boy, and a firebreathing dragon as the family pet, with only
one member, the daughter, being a major hotty). Taking a different
approach to the concept by focusing more on the sex and less of the
actual parody elements, Anton spent less time on sets emulating the
show than make up and apparel, the result of the end product being
something of a parody-lite offering. It was not a bad first effort for the folks at Hustler as they learn to
carve out a niche in parody porn much like some of the companies they
distribute (contrary to popular belief, even All Play Media took awhile
to get it right) so I rated it as Recommended.
The high note of the movie was that the sex was not bad at all and fans
of the cast will certainly want to check out Shawna Lenee, Aiden Starr,
Roxy Deville, and Jenna Haze in high definition so give it a look but
don't forget that the extras were solid and technical values of the
standard definition version were not as good as the high definition
version so check this one out if you're a fan of the original sitcom or
the cast. This was one case where the upgrade to high defition elevated
the value of the production for me enough to push it over the edge, the
look of the show better enough to justify the additional praise even if
a second disc for the Blu-ray version would have helped elevate the
quality of the picture somewhat.

Danny "Pat Myne" Case is one of the directors at Zero Tolerancethat have shot flicks at several companies (albeit under different
names) as he built his reputation for loving women and catering to
tease. This has served him well in my opinion since so many of us adore
the

extended tease sessions he and a few of his peers have embraced,
leading to us looking for his works when they come out. His latest
title for the company is Apple Bottomz 5, the sequel to Apple Bottomz 4that I appreciated last year at this time, a set of six scenes in both
of them emphasizing some well rounded rumps on display. The gonzo
nature of the movie was not a problem either as the fast forward fodder
was minimal and the ladies able to provide some stimulating tease even
before they were sucking and fucking so heartily. It might not have been his best work to date in terms of technical values
but the casting was solid and the ladies were all attractive enough to
cover for any minor issues arising from the basic camera work and
editing. Had all the listed features been present, I might have
elevated the score too but it merited at least a rating of Recommendeddue to the better performances having so much replay value. I would
have preferred the men go down on the ladies more frequently and that
more tease by the ladies was provided but Danny/Pat did show he was a
suitable replacement for the former director of the series, Chris
Streams, that has moved on to bigger projects. In short, Apple Bottomz 5was the kind of appealing movie ass lovers will adore on
multiple levels with the levels of fuck for the buck high enough to
make it well worth your time, money, and seed so give it a look.

Vivid Entertainmentis one of the few companies in the porn industry that has shown a
willingness to evolve in substantial ways in recent times, catering to
their usual fanbase but expanding to become more inclusive with the
assistance of directors like Paul "Chuck Lords" Thomas.
It wasn't that long ago that a "typical" scene by the company was under
ten minutes

with condoms littering the landscape and that weakened
their offerings to guys like me that appreciate lengthy tease and more
than a couple of positions. The latest title in high definition coming
from this combination is Power (Blu-ray), a showcase for lovely
Savanna Samson as she introduced four scenes, three of which included
her presence. The back cover said it like this: "Some guys like the
girl on top. In this authoritative look at sex and submission, Chuck
Lords takes Vivid's Nasty Girl, Savanna Samson, and puts her in charge
of the sex and the situation...and the result is rather unbelievable.
She's on top in the office, the gym, the home...and she's never been
hotter...she's never been wilder...she's never been more in control."
While much of that stood as advertising hype, I am a fan of Savanna
that thinks she has gotten better with time, routinely proving that
experience trumps youth in terms of sexual performances. It was a nice homage to the power of Savanna Samson and earned a rating of Recommendedfrom me. I would have liked better extras and more scenes but as far as
Savanna Samson footage was concerned, this was a solid offering for
fans and newcomers alike. In short, Power (Blu-ray) had good
levels of replay value and strokability, meriting a second look from
those of you that appreciate such attractive MILFs. The quality of the
Blu-ray version of the movie was higher than expected too, making it
worth more than a few sessions of self love.

New reviewer Essin' Em provided a quality pick this time with Real Girls, Real Orgasms: This movie was slightly different than expected. With two hot
Australian babes on the cover, most would think this a DVD of women
fucking. However, it provides many clips of masturbation,

both mutual
and solo. All "real" girls (no silicone to be found, and many choose
not to style their pubic hair, going all natural), and real orgasms,
this certainly isn't your average porn, and it isn't really even the
traditional "girl on girl." It's queer porn, a genre that has really
exploded in the past few years, and AbbyWinters.com is right on top of
that wave. This isn't some fancy-schmancy film with lots of extras, the
ability to be interactive, multiple camera angles, etc. It's hot girls,
masturbating (themselves and each other), and it really doesn't need to
be (or try to be) anything else. The piano music between scenes is
nice - it would be nicer if it continued during some of them. To be
perfectly honest, some of the scenes were a little boring to watch.
While watching a partner get herself off is always hot, sometimes it
can get a bit old when it's someone you don't know, and it can seem
kind of repetitive. However, the entire DVD becomes worth it during the
scene between Angie and Fotina - this is one of the best sex scenes
featuring two women that AbbyWinters has ever produced. It's fun,
playful, and of course, incredibly sexy and hot. It really makes the
movie. If you're someone that likes to watch women get themselves off
with REAL orgasms (and no fake nails!), this is a great film for your
collection.

Mick Blue is the talented director of I Came In Your Mom. There are six scenes
in this flick. Each scene has its own plot line. They are very
entertaining and the women actresses have fun

personalities. They are
seduction artists. Several of the performers have instant and real
chemistry between themselves. It is not a surprise since some are being
paired with their real significant other. This great movie comes to us
from the studio Zero Tolerance. I Came In Your Mom is a definite buy. Many of the couples have real
chemistry. It makes the sex scenes more realistic. The sex is hot and
the women are strikingly beautiful. I can see this movie over and over.
Moreover, this movie will make the viewer a fan of the women
performers. I suspect that the movies of these women will gain more
attention. Here's one scene for example: Lisa DeMarco is sitting by the pool when her fitness instructor
enters the scene. He tells her that it is time for her lessons. She
does some sit-ups for him. She marvels at his bare and muscular chest.
The seductive Lisa walks into the house. Marco Banderas looks for her.
He finds her on the couch nude. He gets near her and rubs her pussy.
They kiss. Lisa gives him a hot blowjob. Her face is very pretty. Any
guy's dick would stand at attention if she is near it. When she gets on
top of his penis, they do a pretty good reverse cowgirl ride. Then, the
position changes to a missionary one. Ms. DeMarco rubs her clit, tastes
her wet fingers, and stares at his face during this segment. Their
chemistry is not as obvious as the other couples, but there is a sense
that something is between them. After a short blowjob, a doggystyle
scene is initiated. A very good spooning and cowgirl fuckdom occurs
before he unloads his cum into her. The cum drips from her pussy.I highly recommend this movie.

When Digital Playground hit serious pay dirt with Pirates a couple of
years ago it sort of went without saying that there's be a sequel soon
to follow. Well, the wait is over, and Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge is upon us. The first film was a fun, couples friendly feature with
good production values, a nice mix of humor and adventure, and of
course, some pretty sizzling sex

scenes - can lightning strike twice?
It would seem that way. Joone is once again in the director's seat and
many of the cast members that helped to make the first film the success
that it was are back in action this second time around. Jesse Janes
reprises her role as Jules, the pirate hunter with the big fake
titties, who winds up involved in a war of sorts against a witch from
the Far East known only as Xifung (Katsuni). What exactly is Xifung up
to? She needs to find herself a mythical artifact that will enable her
to resurrect Stagnetti from the dead so that the pair of them can go
out and do all manner of evil pirate/witch stuff together. Jules will
have to work alongside Captain Reynolds (Evan Stone) and a couple of
saucy pirates wenches like Olivia (Belladonna) and Maria (Sasha Grey)
to stop Xifung before it's too late... The plot borrows from another
famous pirate series a bit but it winds up to be just enough to keep
things moving. The film is a fun and enjoyable romp with some inspired
set pieces and cool ideas and a lot of great costume and set design
work. Not all of the effects are up to par but the stunts and sword
fighting are better than you'd probably expect. If slick and polished
is what you want then slick and polished is what you'll get. Pirates
II: Stagnetti's Revenge is a high-gloss fuck fantasy that gathers up an
interesting cast and does a decent job with the story and the
production values. It's a little on the predictable side and the
attempts at Hollywood-esque special effects don't work so well but the
film is an interesting achievement both technically and erotically
speaking and it looks and sounds better than anything else out there in
the wide, world of porno.

Our own Horny Housewife then shared two titles she liked with Daughter I'd Like To Fuck: Two words jump off at me right off the bat "Juicy Pearl!" What a
stunner this girl is and to be honest I have not seen anyone quite as
eye catching at first sight in sometime. I have watched her

scene twice
already and look forward to getting a 3rd and 4th peek in the not to
distant future. While in my opinion Juicy was the star of the show
other girls such as Dani Jensen and Jessica Steele delivered great
performances despite being so new to the jizz biz. In reality this was
a pretty run of the mill standard sex disc with no circus acts or
really hardcore action that most of the time I crave but that is not a
bad thing. The cuteness factor of the girls here was high and I really
enjoyed watching this movie. I recommend you check this title out
yourself and see some cute girls getting down and dirty and Pound Pussy: from Evil Angel studios and Director John Leslie was a very solid
release. The title was good from beginning to end with my personal
favorites coming from Lexi Belle, Rachel Milan and Mia Lina. The camera
work was outstanding and really captured all of the girls on the disc
well. I have really come to admire Evil Angel for there outstanding
titles and this one while not the best I have seen from them ranks as a
top 10. In all honestly from the first scene on I was thrilled to be
watching this and if you are a fan of any of the girls on the main
feature you need to check this title out as all the young ladies look
fantastic. The addition of lots of bonus features translates to this
being a "Highly Recommend" title in my book.

We then heard about Girls With Desire: Abby Winters turns in another set of girl-on-girl scenes featuring the
natural all-stars of their very popular online site, bringing their
joyful noise to the widescreen set. Angie gains the highest amount of
screen time here, in which she shares a

big-boobed roll in the hay with
the fiery Chloe B., as well as providing Shaminee a very excitable
introduction to the Abby Winters world. She also ushers in a more
anal-centric flavor to the proceedings, which is, well, a beautiful
thing!As with most Abby Winters girl-on-girl releases, the sense of intimacy
is truly key in their play for natural girls doing natural things to
one another. The enjoyment on their part is honest, forthright and
all-too-human ("Is that good for you?", a quizzical Chloe asks Angie
during their foot-happy scene - when was the last time you heard that
in a porno movie?). As well, the anal feasting happening in both of
the central scenes is a definite draw, even with the skittishness that
welcomes the act upon Chloe, as with Shaminee's initial on-camera
greenness, both ending in a tousle of the utmost love-worn and
finger-sucked richness. Likewise, the additional material is generous
as it's ever been, though the audio track overall may not be up to par
for most set-ups (one hang up that I'm willing to sift through,
really!). But to see the firm branch out slowly in both sexual quality
and breadth is the biggest cause for celebration here, which for both
the value and the bang comes Highly Recommended.

Addison DeLick then saw fit to offer up a glimpse of Just Turned Eighteen #20: Busy porn maker Juan Cuba, who makes frequent trips to Miami to roll
camera, is back home in L.A. for

this latest in the "Just Over
Eighteen" series. Warm sunshine is clearly his smut métier. This rather
genteel program (no anal, no rough stuff) features the usual five
scenes, each involving one girl and one guy (not counting talkative
cameraman Cuba). A couple of the scenes make a stabe at a narrative
scenario; the others are just gonzo sex. The girls are all young, cute
and totally natural, though they're "just over 18" only if "just" means
just a few years. Red Light presents a typically solid, easily navigable disc. Pop it in
and after the obligatory legal info, you head right to the live-action
main menu, which offers simply Play Movie, Scene Selection and Special
Features. If you don't want to see all five girls in the heat of action
right away, but prefer a little token attempt at erotic foreplay, start
the movie via the scene selection menu, since the opening credits give
away the whole show. Five young, diverse, little-seen and very delicious girls are the main
selling point in Just Over Eighteen #20. There's not much preliminary
thesping leading up to the action, which makes the sex a bit of a
perfunctory letdown. Gonzo veteran Juan Cuba knows how to pick 'em and
how to shoot 'em, but a little more storytelling would have helped get
the viewer's juices flowing. Nothing too kinky is going on sexually,
but with its decent helping of extras, this disc is certainly
recommendable.

The Mooninite also looked at a blast from the past with Johnny Wadd: The first of what would be many Johnny Wadd films made by Bob Chinn and
John Holmes, this is the picture that kicked off a huge career for the
best known male adult film performer of all time. While Holmes had been
popular in adult cinema prior to the release of this 1971 private
detective story, this one made him a marquee name and a bankable
commodity that would wind up exploited time and

time again throughout
his career. Holmes plays the titular character, a private dick (pun intended) who
works out of his dim office near the beach. He's asked by a woman named
Wendy Bellamy (Andy Bellamy) to investigate the disappearance of her
friend, Jeannie Hamilton. He accepts the case for a cool thousand
dollars and a fuck on the couch. After Wendy's been taken care,
Jeannie's sister, played by Sandy Dempsey, shows up and offers Wadd
twice what Wendy was paying him in order to walk off the case and leave
it alone. As the movie goes on, the cast of characters surrounding the
missing girl come in and out of his office as Wadd's narration deduces
that Jeannie's disappearance is somehow related to her family. Most of
characters have sex with Wadd or with one another. Wadd eventually
wanders around and asks a few random supporting players a question or
two and eventually winds up getting into a fist fight with another guy
before solving the case and having more sex but not before running into
Jeannie's mother who fucks herself with a glass bottle because Wadd
can't get it up for her. While not a perfect release, it's great to see VCX put a commentary on
a film as historically important as this one. Holmes would make better
pictures with Chinn and this isn't the best of the series but it's
still a really fun XXX take on the hardboiled detective genre that
makes good use of its cast and which contains a few reasonably steamy
scenes. Highly recommended for fans of the golden age of smut for
Chinn's commentary and recommended for everyone else.

Upcoming Notable DVDs

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