ASSk Joanna: Coming out to your parents…about working in porn, canning the easy-cumming and the ex-factor(s)!

I
have recently started the Adult Industry through webcam hosting. My
question is regarding how one goes about telling people, especially
close relatives who are curious about what you are doing, and how you
are making money at home. My biggest concern is the fact that my mother
is starting to ask questions about my financial standing, and what I am
doing. I am not ashamed of what I do, but I am concerned about my mom's
feelings. Is there a certain way to go about it? Please help...

xoxo

Family Problems 

Well,
there is no easy way to break this kind of news. What I would recommend
is tell your parents first, and really...just tell them. Don't do it on
the phone, or in an email...do it in person and don't fight back when
they yell at you. Just let them yell; they are going to be shocked.
Eventually it will blow over; it always does - unless you have those
rare parents that think it's OK to disown their children if they don't
turn out like how they think they should turn out...and in that case,
well, then you have a bigger problem than my ass can handle.

In
terms of the rest of your family- once your mom is over her shock, ask
her what to do about the rest of your family. She might not want some
people knowing and out of respect for you, you'd have to honor that.
Like...your mom might not want your grandparents to find out. The
Internet works to your advantage because if your older relatives are
like everyone else's older relatives, then they probably aren't very
web savvy, so you can just tell them you're working on some web TV show
or something. Everyone's family is different...you know? You might have
a grandmother who will be happy for you and an aunt with a stick up her
ass who will hate you...or vice versa. Just be smart about it - if you
are going to talk about this with your family, pick and choose what to
say. They really don't need to know every last detail. 

Ultimately,
this is your life...you can't stop yourself from doing things just
because you're worried about other peoples' reactions. There are people
in the world who really need to see your vagina with a dildo in it -
and you don't want to let those people down. They need you

My
wife and I have great sex but I find that a lot of the time I need to
stop fucking after a few minutes and go down on her so I don't blow my
load. Any advice or tricks that I could use to build my stamina so I
can last till she cums?

Thanks,

Easy Cummer 

Well,
I'm all tight and nice feeling and whatnot, so I have seen guys have
this problem with me on set. It's a little more stressful in that
situation, so the measures taken are more extreme but...here is what
they do... they smack their dicks against a table or a wall...or they
hit it really hard. One time, I saw a guy punch himself in the face. It
was kind of funny and awesome. These are professionals though...maybe
since you're not a professional you need to take it a step further. Try
putting your penis in a fire, and let me know how it works out.

So,
my ex and I have settled most of our differences. Thing is, since then
we hang out about once a month (she is like a period), and when we do,
we pretend to be just friends, but there is always that sexual tension,
and as much as I want to sleep with her again, I am almost afraid to.
She is really good in bed and always brought out the freak in me, to
the point where I felt like a pussy if I came first. This would not be
a problem, had I not spent the last year with my most recent ex.
Fucking my most recent ex was like watching your favorite movie on
basic cable...Yea, you're enjoying it, but between the commercials and
the edits, something is a little off and you just want it to be over.
What can I do to make sure that if and when I sleep with my ex (not the
most recent one) again, that I can be back in the physical and mental
set to please her the way I used to?

- Confused and Confusing 

Is
there one ex in this story? Or two? I'm confused. I read this a few
times and I still don't get it. Joanna drank a lot last night, and I'm
not holding up so well. Either way, whether you are asking me about one
ex or the other ex or a new ex...ummm...you've got too much "ex" drama.
I think you should move on and find someone else rather than worry
about how to have good sex with someone you chose to not have in your
life romantically anymore. I mean, it's cool to bang an ex every so
often but, seriously - the fact that you care enough about this to seek
out professional ass help means you care waaaaaay too much, and you
need to move on and find someone new to obsess over!