Cant Hardly Wait

Pirates II is only days away!! Can you hold your loads till then?? Cuz this movie's gunna make you blow loads upon loads of warm juicy yummy cum all over!! :D You all will not be let down! I've been dancing on my pole, I'm getting stronger! I can do a lot more positions now, it makes me feel so sexy! I was recgonized for the very first time!! It was one of my best friends new girlfriend. I hadnt seen him in forever and then i met his new chick and she's all "You look familiar...?/? Riley Steele???" I lied! I lied my ass off, I didnt want my old friend to know... Then she keep goin on about how I "look so much like her." DENY DENY DENY!! Shit!! Then my friend checked out myspace, figured out it was really me...oh well, I tried, but he's cool with it so all is good. I just found out Im doing Playboy Radio with Jesse on Oct. 1st!! YAY!!! Im so excited! Then the signings are on the 2nd and 3rd, I cant wait to meet everyone, especally down at the San Diego signing I hope all my friends come out for that, hopefully I'll be seein some of you readers very soon!! xxx Riley