Totally not a blog about NYEXXXOTICA

See, this morning I woke up all excited to unpack my suitcase and then blog about my weekend while running my dirty clothes through the washing machine. I was going to talk about how I had the honor of meeting Trisha Devereaux, and she's kind of a legend that I knew about and thought was hot waaay before I got into porn, so I went all silly and blushy and couldn't really function with all of the nervous awe and stuff. I was also going to talk about how freaking hot Penny Flame is in real life, and how the totally awesome Moxxie Maddron played matchmaker to get me in the same room with Kayden Kross, and how as soon as she said "I don't own a TV, so..." the conversation degenerated into girly squeals of adoration on both sides. I got so excited my voice may have hit pitches beyond the hearing of dogs. That's just the tip of the NYExxxotica iceberg, but speaking of icebergs....

When I logged on to the internet this morning to check the news and then start typing, what do I see over on fleshbot.com? A penis shaped iceberg. I've been totally distracted by the amazingness of this, and it took up most of my writing time before I have to brush my teeth and run off to an interview. Here's a picture and a link to tide you over till I can sit, focus, and try to stretch my vocabulary to describe the full exxxotica experience.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Giant_ice_penis_-_is_climate_change_to_blame?&in_article_id=304450&in_page_id=2 

Hahahaha. :)

xo

~Stoya