ASSk Joanna – Bad Breath, Oral Sex and Tattoo

Over the years, my ass has met a lot of
different kinds of people and learned a lot of things. It is
knowledgeable on a variety of subjects, ranging from Tommy Pistol, to
ketchup bottles, to ASStrophysics. Throughout the years, you've spent
hours getting to know my ass...but you've never had the chance to
really talk to it. It's about time my ass shared some of its intellect
with my beloved fans!

So please: SUBMIT A QUESTION to my ass!It will bestow its worldly knowledge upon you all. As you may know, my
ass has a very hectic schedule; so don't be offended if it doesn't
answer your question right away.

I look forward to hearing from you!

xoxo

Joanna Angel (and her Ass)

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Hi. So, I'm dating this new guy, and I
really like him and all, and we have fun and go out and all that, but
when we get back to my place or his place and it's time to make out, he
always has bad breath! He doesn't have it the whole time - it seems
like it just accumulates throughout the night (maybe dry mouth from
drinking?), and it repulses me. I try to suggest brushing our teeth
before bed, but he's usually more into making out and waves it off,
like, "we can do that later." I even bought him a toothbrush for my
apartment! But he's just not getting it, and then the sex is bad cause
every time he goes to kiss me, I shudder, and can't get into it cause
I'm thinking about his bad breath! But, it still seems too early to say
something (we've only been dating for a month or so and aren't
exclusive). What should I do?

Sincerely, Hater-Of-Bad-Breath 

Oh
yuck. This sounds like a terrible problem. Well first of all, you
should really tell him. I know I know: it's easier said than done, but
you gotta tell him one of these days. I'm not gonna lie, he might run
away and never talk to you again...but at least you will be doing every
girl he is with in the future a big favor. It's damn near impossible to
get dental insurance these days, and the economy sucks so...he might
have some major issue he just can't afford to fix. Not like that
justifies you needing to put up with stank breath but...I'm just
saying, times are tough these days!

A more un-intimate,
immediate and slightly unhealthy solution to the problem is: every time
he tries to kiss you, just go down on him...or make him go down on you.
Have sex doggy, or ride him...or do mish where he is standing up and
you are lying down with your legs back. I mean, there are a bunch of
ways to be intimate with him and not have to kiss him. Or maybe you can
get a little kinky and bring another girlfriend in on the
action...girls usually have good smelling breath. Girls are just
nice-smelling in general...even when they don't shower. It's one of the
perks of being a girl. I know he would have some fun making out with a
hot girl while you guys take turns riding his dick...wouldn't you?

Hey
Joanna - great movies, great website! I really love what you are
doing...awesome! Ok, so here's my question: I really love my girlfriend
(we've been together for 2 years), and she's really great and we have a
great sex life, but there's just one thing...she hates giving head.
Every time she goes down there, it seems like such a chore for her, and
she gags and can never get it all the way down her throat, and a) it
makes me feel bad, and b) it's not very good, so I usually just motion
for her to stop. But, I really like getting my dick sucked! Hahahaha. I
don't want to force her, but is there any way I can make it more
enjoyable for her? Or easier? I love my girlfriend, but I'm missing all
the oral sex I used to get with my ex! HELP!

Your fan, Dry Balls 

Well
first of all, you don't need to stick your dick ALL the way down her
throat. I mean, I am sure there are other things she can do to make you
feel good...like with her hands. Maybe you should try having a
masturbate-a-thon...you watch her touch herself and she can watch you
touch yourself. You could probably learn a few more things about her
too this way. Maybe she would be comfortable with some sort of half
hand-job/half blow-job type deal, which is better than what you're
getting now.

Ultimately though, it does sound like your
girlfriend just doesn't like sucking dick. I think you should just
break it down and say: "Look baby, I need to get my dick sucked...if
you don't want to do it, I will get someone else to do it." Maybe she
will be relieved, maybe she will step up her game and suck the hell out
of your dick, and maybe she'll leave you and call you a scumbag to all
her friends...and to the next guy she is with whose dick she also won't
be sucking, but in the end - regardless of which of these three things
happen - you will be getting your dick sucked.

Hi
Joanna! I am thinking about getting my first tattoo, and have wanted
one for, like, 10 years! BUT I've never gotten one because I'm just not
sure WHAT to get. I thought getting one without a real, solid plan
would be silly...but am I the one who's being silly? Do you have any
recommendations? How did you decide what YOUR first tattoo would be?

- Conflicted-Over-Tattoo 

I
think you should get one that says "Buy a membership to
BurningAngel.com right now!" across your forehead. Seriously. I think
it's a great first tattoo. It's such an awesome tattoo, that if you
decide you don't ever want another one ever again, it will be OK
because the one on your forehead will be amazing. Hell, I will even pay
for it. Seriously...I mean, I'll even pick you up, and drive you to the
tattoo shop AND pay for it. Now that's an offer you can't
refuse...right?