I didn't think about the time change between Florida and California so when my best friend recieved the text message it was what woke her up. I had sent a picture. No explanation. I waited. She sends me a text back: "what is that?"
I kept waiting.
The phone rang. I smiled to myself.
Jessica: "What the fuck did you do to him?"
Me: "I bucked him off."
Jessica: "What do you mean you bucked him off?"
Me: "He pushed too deep and it startled me and I bucked him off."
Jessica: "You must have a really strong pussy."
Me: "I work out."
Jessica: "Is he still talking to you?"
Anyhoo the conversation got dull after that so I'll stop there. This happened about 18 months ago with a boyfriend. I'm going to leave out names to protect the innocent
Yes my friends. That is a solidly bruised penis. Here is another angle:
I really did feel bad. He has such a nice dick when it's not discolored.