The worst thing I have ever done to a man

I didn't think about the time change between Florida and California so when my best friend recieved the text message it was what woke her up. I had sent a picture. No explanation. I waited. She sends me a text back: "what is that?"

I kept waiting.

The phone rang. I smiled to myself.

Jessica: "What the fuck did you do to him?"

Me: "I bucked him off."

Jessica: "What do you mean you bucked him off?"

Me: "He pushed too deep and it startled me and I bucked him off."

Jessica: "You must have a really strong pussy."

Me: "I work out."

Jessica: "Is he still talking to you?"

Anyhoo the conversation got dull after that so I'll stop there. This happened about 18 months ago with a boyfriend. I'm going to leave out names to protect the innocent

Yes my friends. That is a solidly bruised penis. Here is another angle:

I really did feel bad. He has such a nice dick when it's not discolored.