Been a long time coming …

OK I suck because I haven't written a blog in a LONG time. But I swear I have good reason ... well mostly I work like a crazy person and when i am not working I am thinking about work. So in a nut shell, I have no life LOL But I promise to do this regularly again.

So first of let me catch everyone up with what I have been up to...

I went and production managed two new Shane's World Movies. The first one was a College Invasion. It was soo awesome! HUGE Party! Great cast which included the adorable Rachel Roxx  and of course Ms. College Invasion herself, Delilah Strong. The party was out in the middle of nowhere and I was totally scared no one would show up .. but low and behold, hundreds of college co-ed's made the long trip. The party was probably one of our best. We ended up with soooo much footage it will probably be our first double disc College Invasion. There were some really funny things that happened on this trip. For example the Frat Boys were playing beer pong with Rachel and one guy accidentally hit her in the forehead with a ping bong ball and it bounced right off into the cup! It was absolutely amazing! I think we should submit it to Genis book of world records for most amazing bank shot in Beer Pong. The editors have had a lot of fun playing that clip in slow motion ... it was just an excellent shot. Pretty much if you have stopped by our offices in the last month, someone has played it for you ..in slow-mo ..like 3 times.

The second movie was our second gay title and we went to Key West. I had never been to Key West and really liked it out there. It was so pretty and was such a chill town to kick back in. We had a lot of fun playing on boats, mopeds, jet skis, etc. The cast of guys was amazingly cool and everyone had a great time. One of the cast members stood out to me and may be one of the funniest guys I have ever met. His name is Ago. He was a monk in Italy and left the Vatican to become a gay pornstar. When he moved to the US, he learned English by watching South Park. His sense of comedic timing is amazing because of it. The best part is the guy has no idea how funny he is. He also has every episode of South Park practically memorized and can recite them at the drop of a hat. I truly think Ago needs his own reality show! Who leaves the Vatican to become a gay pornstar and learns English from South park?!?!? But all the guys on the trip were a riot. Usually I am pretty good about being off camera and holding in my laughter .. but I think our camera guys wanted to kill me on this trip! I just couldn't hold it in. I would end up covering my mouth with my hands and start Zerberting my hands ... which only made bad 'farting" sounds on camera. The movie is called Shane's World Male: Key West Vacation and will be out in August. I also saw the funniest shirt I had ever seen in Key West It said "Can you please tell your boobs to stop starring at my eyes!"

Next up, I am heading South of the border with Penny Flame! Yes, she is back home with her family. We are all too damn crazy to not kick it with each other! I have had lunch with Penny two times in the last few weeks ... and I can honestly say she always makes me laugh. She is also super hard working and just one of the coolest chicks around. 

Something i came to truly appreciate on my recent trips ..

The SW team! Now don't get me wrong I have always loved all my co-workers. We are this family. We eat together, we travel together, we actually hang out together. But something I had been taking for granted is that we have each others backs ...with no question. I hadn't been on a trip for a while and it is a lot of fun, but when you're doing the production side of things ...it can get crazy! Your hot, you are carrying heavy equipment, you're lucky to get one full meal a day ... and you can basically forget about sleep! What amazed me about these trips is how in tune we were with each other. If someone needed help, someone else was there to help without being asked. If someone was getting cranky, someone else picked up his or her slack. I forgot how supportive we are of each other. Without Smokey and Shameless (who are our 2 Camera guys for those who keep complaining there is never a "director" to credit on our movies ::cough, cough:: Don!) i could never make it on those trips with out those boys! I also could not make it on those trips without CareBear and Valzilla covering my butt back at the office! I guess that's why I love my job so much. I get to have fun with some seriously kick ass people and i get to sell a product I truly believe in. Jealous?? LOL

Other Random notes ..

I went and saw Casey Parker feature dance again. I was so proud of her .. she has gotten so good! She has all these crazy costumes and really does these cool themed performances. She made sure to do her Princess Leia routine the night i came by because she knows i love Star Wars! But be careful when she is swinging around the glow sticks... she can be dangerous with those! She is going to kill me for saying that. Don't worry folks, I have only seen her almost takeout 1 persons eye with them! Ha ha! Casey has been SO busy that she barley gets time to sleep and eat, yet she still manages to always smile! I love that about her. I think at this point she knows what she is doing every day until mid-december ... I don't even know what I am doing tomorrow!

Porn I have watched ...

I recently watched an Abby Winters title. That stuff is very cool. I love the natural Aussie girls. It was very natural...which is a change of pace from most of the stuff i see from everyone else. I am so sick of watching movies from a company that are basically "if you have seen 1, you've seen them all"! I have inTERActive here .. I plan on watching that next.

Random Gripes about Porn...

How can someone spend so much money on great talent, amazing wardrobe, great directors, photographers etc. Then give the editing to someone who just slapsit together with no effort! I swear some of these studios could make their movies 5 times better by just hiring an editor who knows what they are doing. Don't people know that a C level sex scene can easily turn into an A+ sex scene with good editing! Also, does the music have to be that bad?? ugh!

What is it with agencies photoshopping the hell out of girls pictures and then she gets to the shoot and you don't even recognize the girl! I (as does anyone with a brain) realize every girl will look better with make up and lighting ... and since we are a studio that uses neither of those things...can i actually see what she looks like? Because sometimes I see a girl on a site and would NEVER think she was for us... then i see her out and without all the scary makeup and she is adorable, and looks 5 years younger! She no longer looks 28 she looks her real age of 22! Also, can you stop trying to hide their HUGE tattoos in the photos, I will eventually see them. Thanks!

The few things in my life that are not related to Porno...

I recently moved. Which was super exhausting and part of my laundry list of excuses for not blogging. I have also been trying to be healthier. Exercise and dieting are apparently the only thing that actually works! Which sucks by the way! It's a lot of work!

I have been having a lot of fun going out with my girlfriends. We probably eat sushi too many times a week. I am also planning a vacation for myself! I am thinking Maui. I need a beach and tropical drinks with umbrellas..ohhh and Cabana boys to bring them to me! In preparation for this trip i got my first spray tan today. Somehow, i managed to totally forget my butt and now have a huge (even more) blaringly white booty! I manage to let my mind run wild while i am doing things i should be paying attention to. It's ok. i just look like a weird Zebra! And I have decided Zebra stripes are in right now..and i should know, I am the authority.

My (current..it will change in a day or two) Top 5 Summer Songs:

1.      Anything by Jack Johnson

2.      Here comes my girl - Tom Petty

3.      Brown Eyed girl- Van Morrison

4.      Open your Eyes -Snow Patrol

5.      Prophcey - Remy Zero

6.      OK 1 more ... Into the Night-Santana

Current Obsessions:

Thedirty.com - It's reality blogging and the writer cracks me up!

So You Think You Can Dance - I love all really lame dance shows!

Sugar Free Red Bull -But that maybe the ONLY constant in my life.