ASSk Joanna – Oral Sex Exercises, Office Romance and Threesomes

Over the years, my ass has met a lot of
different kinds of people and learned a lot of things. It is
knowledgeable on a variety of subjects, ranging from Tommy Pistol, to
ketchup bottles, to ASStrophysics. Throughout the years, you've spent
hours getting to know my ass...but you've never had the chance to
really talk to it. It's about time my ass shared some of its intellect
with my beloved fans!

So please: SUBMIT A QUESTION to my ass! It will bestow its worldly knowledge upon you all. As you may know, my
ass has a very hectic schedule; so don't be offended if it doesn't
answer your question right away.

I look forward to hearing from you!

xoxo

Joanna Angel (and her Ass)

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Hi Joanna, any pointers on how I can
strengthen my mouth muscles? After awhile, my jaw cramps up and face
goes numb and I can't breathe, then she gets off on my chin or
something but...are there mouth push-ups? Maybe I should just try to
practice more and stretch first? Is there such a thing as a pussy
snorkle??? 

It
sounds like you are doing something really wrong in there. I mean,
you're not supposed to stick your entire face in there. I have no
problem breathing when I'm eating pusy - what the hell are you doing
dude? Are you trying to go back to the womb? Are you trying to crawl
inside her body? Use your tongue and your mouth - your nose doesn't
have to be part of this. The reason why there isn't such a thing as a
pussy snorkel is because it's really not necessary. Just calm down,
seriously. I know vaginas are cool and everything but, really; learn
how to control yourself!

Hey
Joanna, one of my coworkers and I have been getting together for the
past four months or so and have a great time. She had been engaged with
her boyfriend whom she had been with for seven years before she called
it off last October. When she and I get together, we have a great time.
She says that she has more fun with me than she ever did with him. But
she is very hesitant to call it a "relationship." She has no fear of
showing affection for me in public, i.e. kissing, holding hands etc. I
know she can confide in me, because we'll spend many nights lying in
bed talking about many things, but whenever the thought of it becoming
a relationship comes up, she quickly changes the subject. I truly care
for her, but would it be in my best interest to end it, and cut my
losses. Or is there a chance she may come around and want to be with me
as much as I want to be with her? 

Well
this is sort of a tricky situation. I understand where you're coming
from; I also understand where she is coming from. When two people are
in a relationship, they spend time together, they hold hands, they have
sex, they go out to eat (etc.). It seems that's what you guys are
doing...I mean, whether she wants to admit it or not, you guys are in a
relationship...that's all it really is! Nothing will really change once
it's official. People with relationship fears tend to think that once
those titles are there, everything will go bad...but that's probably
because they had been with people they weren't compatible with in the
past. Since you guys are intimate, I think it's OK to ask her to be
honest about who else she has been with in the time that you guys have
been un-dating. If she admits that there are three other you's in her
life - like she is holding hands and sharing laughs and kissing a few
people in public - well then, it's obvious that she's not in the same
place you are and you should probably stop talking to her. However, if
she is in fact just sleeping with you, and maybe had a few other
drunken one night stands other than you in the past few months...well,
just stick around. She'll have to give in and admit she is your
girlfriend one of these days.

Love
the site, and keep up the good fuckin' work with the hot naked ladies.
Anyway, the misses and I wanna have a threesome, but neither of us has
ever had one. We're both fairly intelligent people, so we could
probably figure out how to swing one on our own. That being said, do
you have any tips? 

Threesomes
can either be amazing, or terrible - they never really fall anywhere in
between. I think the most important thing is to find someone both of
you want to have sex with, who wants to have sex with both of you...who
neither of you would ever want to be in a relationship with - like ever
- even if she was the last person on earth. She should have the same
intentions with both of you. Does that make any sense? You need to find
someone you both want to fuck - who wants to fuck the two of you - with
no other emotional bullshit aside from that. A threesome, particularly
when a couple is involved, can get really ugly when someone has
alterior motives. Nothing sucks more than being the girlfriend in the
threesome and feeling insecure - like "OH MY GOD THIS BITCH WANTS TO
STEAL MY BOYFRIEND" - and it would equally suck if you started to think
that your girlfriend was a lesbian and didn't want your penis anymore.
Be sure to make lots of eye contact with your girlfriend when you're
fucking the other girl...you don't want her to feel like you're totally
lost inside this other new vagina and you never want to come back. Keep
your mental connection with your partner, and develop a physical one
with the other. And since you are a guy, and guys will pretty much have
sex with anything, do yourself a favor and let her pick the girl...trust
me - things will work out better that way! Everyone needs to really
want everyone to have fun. There can't be any like "Oh you fucked her
more than you fucked me" types of conversations going on. Maybe to warm
up to it, you guys should watch some porn together, because that is
sort of kind of like having another girl around. Or maybe you can try
it with a blowup doll...and I'm not really saying that because I think it
will actually do anything...I just think blow-up dolls are awesome. If
you do have a threesome with a blow-up doll, then please send me a
picture.