ASSk Joanna – Stripping, Anal Insertions and New York Tattoos

Over the years, my ass has met a lot of
different kinds of people and learned a lot of things. It is
knowledgeable on a variety of subjects, ranging from Tommy Pistol, to
ketchup bottles, to ASStrophysics. Throughout the years, you've spent
hours getting to know my ass...but you've never had the chance to
really talk to it. It's about time my ass shared some of its intellect
with my beloved fans!

So please: SUBMIT A QUESTION to my ass!It will bestow its worldly knowledge upon you all. As you may know, my
ass has a very hectic schedule; so don't be offended if it doesn't
answer your question right away.

I look forward to hearing from you!

xoxo

Joanna Angel (and her Ass)

To submit a question, please write into [email protected].

Questions will be posted WITHOUT names and information. Don't worry - your sexual inquiries are secret safe with us!

Joanna,
I'm a young, cute, smart female and I want to start stripping. Problem
is, I'm worried about what to tell or IF to tell my parents if I start.
I'm close to them and don't want to ruin our relationship. Also, I read
that a lot of strippers get stalked by customers and that you'll never
be able to get a decent job after your dancing days, or land a decent
man. Are these valid concerns? Please bestow your ASS-ly knowledge! 

When
you start dancing, you will shortly learn that every man goes to a
strip club at some point or another...and that includes your dad, and
your dad's friends, and his co-workers, and your mom's friends...maybe
even your uncles and cousins depending on where they live. I mean, I
know you're thinking, "Nah - I know my dad and all his buddies and they
don't seem like the strip club type," but trust me - they will be there
at some point and that would be a really awful way for your family to
find out what you do. You're an adult; if you really wanna dance, then
you need to tell them before they find out.

About
getting a job and shit after...well that really shouldn't matter. I
mean, I wouldn't recommend running for office but these days I don't
even think that matters so much anymore either. It might actually be a
good PR stunt. The advantage that dancing has over doing porn is that
you have more anonymity, and if you danced for a few years and stopped
you could move to another town and get a normal job and there is a good
chance no one will ever know what you did in your secret past life, and
if someone finds out there isn't much they can do about something you
"used" to do. If you do porn, your image will be all over the place and
someone could use that against you if they wanted to. I have met girls
who are teachers by day and strippers by night - but they usually make
sure to work somewhere that's a few hours away. When it comes down to
it though...if this is really a huge concern of yours, I don't think
stripping is the right job for you. I mean, some drug dealers sell
drugs for 10 years and never get caught, some get caught in the first 2
weeks, but if you want to work for the government or with kids or
something along those lines, then selling drugs really isn't the best
thing to put on your resume. And neither is stripping.

Men
do get intimidated by women who work in the sex industry but, the good
thing about working in a strip club is that there are plenty of hot
women hanging around, who are mostly single or have boyfriends that
they are sick of...So, if you have a hard time landing a decent man
because of your job, you can say "Fuck you!" to the world by landing a
super hot girlfriend who won't leave the toilet seat up and won't
forget your anniversary.

Lastly,
I don't really think your concerns are all that valid. You are an adult
- if you wanna shake your booty on the stage, you should go do it and
don't worry about who or what will happen next. Stripping is a fun job
and it's great money; there are plenty of decent boys and jobs that
will still be there regardless of what you choose. However, you DO need
to tell your parents. They might be angry at first but they'll get over
it. If you need me to go over to your house and have a talk with them
just let me know. They'll have a hard time being angry at an ass.

Hi Joanna, I just wanted to know whats the biggest thing that has ever been in your ass? 

Well,
I tried to get a coke can in there once and it didn't really fit. I did
give it a good try. I hope Coca-Cola doesn't sue me for writing this. I
like putting things in me because I do enjoy it and putting random
things up here like lighters and sharpies and lipsticks is cute and
kinky...But I'm not about to enter, like, some anal circus competition.

What are the best places in New York to get a good tattoo? 

Umm,
well the best place is probably New York Adorned but it's hard to get
an appointment there. Even I can't get an appointment there! If a nice,
little round ass can't get an appointment there, then I don't know who
can. Other good places are FunCity Tattoo and DareDevil Tattoo. They are also both awesome...just go in and talk to the artists and see who you are most comfortable with.