Guy Incognito then offered up some titles worthy of your consideration with stuff like Bachelor Party Fuckfest 8: This party was fucking wild. You've got to love the intensity of the
film, as it breaks with normal porn definitions and goes insane. There
are no roped off scenes and everything free flows into the next. Sure,
it's not the best looking thing that I've ever seen, but it's fun. A
lot of people have forgotten about what's fun. They need to take the
time to discover this film; Hawaiian Vacation: The Black Label girls are a great looking bunch. I wasn't that familiar
with them, before this Shane's World title arrived at Castle Incognito.
But, I'm now a fan and I wholeheartedly recommend this DVD to you.
That's not to say that I didn't have a problem or two with the
supplements or pacing. But, it works for me and it should for you too; Filthy's First Taste 8: Chicks fucking on camera for the first time is such a beautiful
thing. Hustler tends to cover that market pretty well, but Club Jenna
is making headways. I'd recommend the DVD to long-time fans of the
aforementioned genre. It's just that it might not be everything to
everyone. Still, you could have a good time watching these lovely
ladies get pounded; and Real Roadside Ho's: fulfills my fickle demands for whores available by the roadside. I'm a
sucker for a good mobile fucking and this new series satisfies my
horrible lust for women getting fucked in SUVs and VWs. The only thing
that could've helped this film out would be a better choice of girls. I
know that they're trying to work the real world angle, but one of these
performers was kind of fugly. I'll let you pick up the DVD and guess
which one
Joining Don in reviewing mega-boxed sets this week, JJ Stalker picked up Teens (4-Pk), finding it to have a tremendous amount of fuck for the buck: Well what can I say? This box set is over ten hours and twenty five scenes of young white girls getting crammed full of cock.
If that sounds like your thing, you should definitely check this out!
The first three discs are directed by Mike Metropolis, but
apparently Smash decided to shake things up a bit by enlisting Rick
Davis for directing duties on the final entry. There are some outstanding scenes in this compilation. Most notably the
Paris Lee, Gia, Jersey Jaxin, Myah Monroe, Karina Kay, and Michelle
Maylene scenes. There are also some, uh, less good scenes with some
less good girls and some sketchy wardrobe choices. In a day and age when so many companies charge more for less, Smash Pictures reversed the trend with their veritable ode to giving more and charging less, hopefully encouraging others to follow suit. If you like ladies on the younger side of porn, the teenagers in these four movies should be enough to keep you rubbing out loads for some time to come, the company's four pack series proving quite popular with our entire staff to date.
The Mooninite came up with a few picks as part of his recent splurge into the Kokeshi titles with Devil's Kiss: stars pretty Japanese AV performer Tsubasa Okina, a
woman of fairly average build with pert breasts and a cute smile. The
bats on the cover art and the hyberbole like 'watching close up pussy,'
'her fuck action is verry excited for me' and 'Japanese girl's sex' may
confuse those new to Japanese smut but really, this isn't so far
removed from a typical American gonzo movie. Presented completely unfogged and in full on hardcore mode, Devil's Kiss ,
like most of the Kokeshi titles released recently, is little more than
a series of hardcore vignettes though it should be noted that this
title has a slightly stronger plot than the other Kokeshi titles this
reviewer has had the honor of watching over the last month. There's a
random but fairly cohesive story that runs from beginning to end and a
few recurring themes as well. The storyline is hokey but it delivers some unintentional comedic value. The real reason to watch Devil's Kiss,
however, is for Tsubasa Okina, who is a seriously sexy performer with a
bit of genuine screen presence and a nice, warm enthusiasm on camera; Forbidden Lolitas: With a total combined running time of roughly an hour and fifty-six
minutes, none of these scenes are as long as modern stroke film fans
are going to be accustomed to but some of the material here still
manages to tighten the pants despite its age. How well each scene will
work for you will obviously depend on your appreciation and/or
admiration for specific performers but there is some hot stuff to be
found within the thirteen chapters of this DVD. Out of context,
however, much of the humor and charm of this material is lost which is
generally why material like this is best suited for the feature film
format it was originally intended for rather than for compilations such
as this. Regardless, it is what it is and this disc turns out to be a
nice mix of quantity and quality. While most vintage smut fans will probably opt for the complete
features themselves over a compilation any day of the week, this is at
least a decent collection of older material that showcases some of the
great stars of the era in their prime. VCX's presentation won't blow
you away but it's of reasonable quality considering how most old porn
is treated on home video; and ending with Sex Slaves of Satan: Keep in mind that the occult and supernatural cinema were a big deal in the seventies, with hits like The Exorcist and The Omenraking in assloads of cash and whenever a trend proves profitable, it
stands to reason that a pornographic cash in will soon follow. That
said, this is a decent collection of clips from some of VCX's classics.None of these scenes are as long as modern stroke film fans are going
to be accustomed to but some of the material here still manages to
tighten the pants despite its age. How well each scene will work for
you will obviously depend on your appreciation and/or admiration for
specific performers but there is some hot stuff to be found within the
thirteen chapters of this DVD. At one point in time this material might
have proven shocking to the raincoat crowd checking these films out in
the theaters where they were first displayed to the public. Time,
however, has a way of dulling the impact of this type of thing and now
what was once dangerous comes off as unintentionally humorous. The
cheap production values, hammy acting and goofy sets associated with
porno of this era is all on display here and as such this compilation
has more camp value than stroke value. That said, it's a fun collection
and one that seventies smut aficionados will absolutely enjoy.
Felix then came up with a duo of titles from diverse companies, beginning with Who's Your Momma 2: This is not a MILF porn per se, it's more just a regular porn with the
odd presumption that it's in fact a Milf porn. There aren't many MILF
situations, nor are the Milf's plentiful, because while Tyann Mason and
Kylie Worthy do look like Milf's, you'll be hard pressed to believe
that Austin Kinkaid and Joslyn James are. It's just not gonna happen.
But in spite of the reservations, Mayhem and Danny Slater compose a
damn good porno. While this is called Who's Your Momma 2, I doubt you'll be able to
believe that people like Victoria Valentino and the utterly amazing
Diana Doll are old enough to be called moms, but just the same, this is
a very good title with great fucking, interesting scenarios, and good
acting on the part of the men. There's also a great series of features
and some top notch audio and visual quality; and Sindee Jennings is Supersquirt: Bodily fluids are lost, dehydration looms, and basic human functions
are questioned in yet another, and probably my last porno revolving
around squirting and the art of Supersquirting. While Sindee Jennings
is not as obnoxious here as previously thought in prior titles, I
didn't quite enjoy "Supersquirt," nor its companion "Squirtwoman," as
much as I thought I would, in the end. Sure, there's a niche audience
for it, but it gets tedious pretty quickly. And it's disgusting.
William H. takes his time setting up the fuck fest by going skating
with Sindee who is more than happy to lead them along on the field
trip. While there Sindee skates for the audience showing off her mad
skills on the ice rink, in an amusing set up to the proceedings. While
it doesn't make a whole lot of sense in the grand scheme of things, we
do get to see a more human side of erotic performer and it's a nice
preamble.
Lovely reviewer Ravyn also found the time to show us a few titles worthy of your time such as I Love Nautica: The most exotic Asian fuckdoll is about to make her first appearance in
the hottest series to ever hit the shelves. This special collector's
set is packed with 8 sexy scenes featuring the one and only Nautica
Thorn. She's got a tight round toosh, a juicy pair of tits, and a body
that has more curves than a strip joint on Friday night. Whether it's a
threesome, girl/girl, solo, or just straight up pussy pounding, we've
got exactly what you're looking for. With over 3 hours of mind-blowing,
in-your-face sex, it's crystal clear why everybody loves Nautica Thorn! Asian beauty Nautica Thorn has always captured the imagination of men
and women when it comes to adult films. In eight previously released
titles for Digital Sin/ New Sensations Nautica proves that without a
doubt that she is very capable of getting you rock hard and off with
her talents! New Sensations release of I Love Nautica is definitely one that belongs in your collection; and Once Upon A Crime: Director David Stanley has an interesting way of making porn. He adds a
lot of reality, complex ideas, and theories to the majority of his
work. I have had the pleasure of reviewing several of his titles and
enjoyed each of them. This time he brings to life children's story
written by Kristen with an adult twist and devilish plots. With David
Stanley and Sasha Grey sharing the narration the story makes for a very
interesting watch especially when the hired help is up to no good.
There isn't a lot of sex in this flick because of the plot behind
it but everything seems to blends in together very nicely. David Stanley steals the show in the very beginning as the Narrator and
Sasha Grey joins in to lend her voice as well. What more can you ask for from Wicked and David
Stanley.. More Sex?. Once Upon A Crime is a couples flix for those who
want a plot based adult title that is fun to watch without a lot of sex
to it.
Wind Tunnel then gave us something to think about with Rocco's Intimacy #2: Living legend Rocco Siffredi continues his Intimacyseries during a visit to St. Petersburg, armed with a hand-held
camcorder and his big dick slung over his shoulder. Fans of POV-style
shooting will delight in Rocco's dutiful camera work, which sometimes
could be mistaken for a well-produced celebrity sex tape (with lots of
care for framing, lighting, and especially his choice in keen girls!).
Part of the fun in seeing Rocco indulge himself with his choice of
amateur-level ladies is the thrill of the hunt, as well as seeing just
what each girl is capable of in his grips. Though Mr. Siffredi is
known for his rougher style, the heaviest hand tossing is doled out in
light smacks, and only as the occasion tickles his particular fancy. With the multitudes of near-amateur self-shooter POV material out
there, I am glad to call Rocco a hero among the throng of can't and
won't-evers, as his shoots feature more undiscovered Euro-centric babes
with a truly realistic bent to the overall quality. Though a few
scenes pass by quickly, the proof of love and care is never lost, even
as Rocco lays out a flurry of face slaps from time to time (playfully,
that is!). Even if a few of the girls seem out of touch with their
horny suitor, the efforts put forth overall are worth recommending,
especially if you prefer natural, possibly one-time-only performers who
speak dialects that could leave non-natives breathless; and the Abbey Winters release of Erotic Moods: Welcome back to the wonderful world of Abby Winters, suited for your
living room rather than the auspices of your computer monitor! While
the website itself is certainly the nexus and hub of the world's
greatest Australia porn company, for those of us who prefer shirking
the net for some old-fashioned home theater (or smaller) connection,
the ongoing releases from the company are being churned out without
much haste, with emphasis on quality material and lovely girls. Their
physical releases fall into two categories: heavy and hands-on
girl-on-girl action (Girls Loving Girls, Girls Go Hardcore, etc.) and more intimate scenes of solo and duo masturbation sessions (Intimate Moments, Sensual Intimacies, etc.), mostly free of partner contact. Erotic Moods is of the latter persuasion, and features ten natural honeys spreading out and letting their orgasms fly free, fly high.
The pacing of Erotic Moods really
does resemble a fairground ride. As far as
taking the soft effects of such a delectable set of ladies to heart, I
am, once again, pretty smitten! Erotic Moods may not hit home runs every time, but it sure is one nutty ride.
Addison then discards medical science in favor of the grandeur of the true believer with Storm Squirters 4: Female ejaculate isn't the only fluid flowing in this latest "Storm
Squirters" feature from porn vet Joey Silvera. Featuring some unusually
rough sex, there's nearly as much saliva and tears (brought on by
gagging) as G-spot juice - of which there is a lot. The feature contains just six scenes, but they are all new and they
are given upwards of a half hour each to play out to the last drop and
beyond. The three-and-a-half-hour program is comfortably spread out
over two discs; Disc 1 holds the first four scenes, while the second
DVD has the two final scenes and all of the bonus material. While naysayers persist in claiming that there is no such thing as
female ejaculation, conjecturing that the fluid is either a) urine or
b) water somehow inserted in a vagina before a scene, this program
should put those delusions to rest. These are long, virtually
uninterrupted scenes in which several of the women spray multiple
times. No one could possibly be pumping water into the ladies (unless
it's miraculously being injected through a hard cock), and if any woman
really pisses this prolifically within a half-hour period, she should
see a doctor pronto. This is a powerful entry in the growing field of female ejaculation
porn. From a male horndog's perspective, a girl's cumshot is hot simply
because it removes all doubt about whether she's really enjoying the
sex. The women here, including veterans like Flower Tucci and young
delights like Jaelyn Fox, definitely are having fun. The six scenes
feature blistering action that's on the rough -- some might say
"revolting" -- side, and all include the mysterious and delightful act
of squirting. Decent extras and the sheer amount of extreme sex make
this a must-see.
We end this week's look at the best of the bunch with two blu-ray titles courtesy of the infamous Rob Randell including, Teen America: Mission 3 is a gonzo/vignette release from director Robby D. The series Teen Americais about a guy who convinces girls to get naked and have sex. His
exploits in mission 3 include a couple college girls, a plumber, a
nurse and a cheerleader. For those looking for plain old fun hardcore
action with a set of five good looking babes, then you will want to
check out this one. I was not in love with Teen America: Mission 3, but
I am not saying I did not enjoy it either. The scenes were individually
pretty good. The girls performed well and were shown off in all their
glory. However I do not foresee a whole lot of replay value from the
video. I did really enjoy seeing Lauren Phoenix and Megan Martinez's
scenes, but still there isn't anything really special about it that
screams watch me again. Needless to say it is still a pretty good video
and worth adding to your collection; and Babysitters: It comes from studio Digital Playground and stars some pretty big names
like their contract star Jesse Jane. The premise is simple, the
babysitter fantasy. In a collection of seven scenes, a lot of different
girls get naked and partake in sex of all kinds. From one on one action
to all girl orgies, this video has it all. For some fantastic sex in
high definition, you won't want to miss out on Babysitters on Blu-ray. I was very happy with this video. The girls are all very
attractive and the sex scenes were topnotch. Robby D did a fine job
with it. The exception is the all girl scene, which is something that
has never grown on me. Nevertheless, Nautica Thorn, Jesse Jane, Teagan
Presley, Sasha Grey and the others are definitely worth seeing. The
video's impressive high definition presentation also makes it worth
checking out.
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The major contributors to The Blue Room this week were: Don Houston and Christopher J. Thorne.