each movie seeming to be better than the last. It's interesting to see
how much more effort and clarity of vision a director provides when he
is working for himself, unencumbered by producers limiting what he can
do and hampering the creative process. His latest fuck flick is the
double disc Oil Overload: Special Edition Set, a title reminiscent of Elegant Angel's Big Wet Assseries but even better in most ways for the amounts of fuck for the
buck it provided. The idea here was clearly to offer up some of the
absolute best talent available in porn getting doused in oil and
getting off. With names like Gianna, Teagan Presley, Jenna Haze, Gina
Lynn, and bodacious Alexis Texas, I was expecting this to be a really
solid effort too; each of them considered top talent by a great deal of
the porn consuming public. The quick version of the review is that you
simply cannot go wrong here but check out the full review if you want
the details. It had some minor technical areas in need of polishing up and a few of the
gals were not at their very best but in terms of quality extras,
strokability, replay value, and sheer amount of top notch oily fuck for
the buck, this was worth a rating of Xcritic Pick. There was
more quality material than most gonzo companies put in two full movies,
even the very heated BTS longer than many movies you will find being
sold for full price. In short, Oil Overload: Special Edition Set had so many great gals doing a fine job that it almost seems to set
Chris up for a very difficult situation of trying to outdo himself in
future efforts. It was a solid effort all around!
is one of those guys in the porn industry that cares about what he
makes, especially now that his works are under the microscope due to
his exposure via Digital Playground.
I'm acquainted with the guy and while we disagree on a number of
things, I think he has proven himself time and again as being able to
combine the various elements of a production to make it something
larger than it would have otherwise been. Yes, the editing staff helps
make sense of his camerawork and the company publicist is nothing short
of a genius when it comes to stirring up interest but ultimately it all
comes down to the twisted mind of the director to make a movie work. At
the end of next month, he releases his next breast oriented title with Jack's Big Tit Show 6, the sequel to Jack's Big Ass Show 5.
The theme of the show is highlighting ladies with large titties as they
engage various partners in carnal trysts, some of them displaying the
kind of skills men love to see used in the heat of well shot porn
scenes. That this volume in the series used former contract hotty
Sophia Santi will be a blessing to her fans but I think the rest of the
cast was a notch above some of the past efforts in the series too. A lot of companies pay homage to breasts/hooters/knobs/fun bags/tits but thanks again to Robby D., Jack's Big Tit Show 6 will likely be on your short list of titles to pick up next month should you like chest play as much as we do.
Nowadays, gonzo rules and anything goes but back in the late 1990's and
early 2000's, this was not the case with VCA one of the dominant forces
in advancing technology as used in porn. Features used to be standard
in the industry and Jimmy was one of the best at shooting them, Wit
less experienced but also a top notch director in terms of balancing
all the elements needed on set (Jimmy was better at doing more of the
production himself). One of the series they both worked on back then
has now been released in a boxed set format, combining four full movies
with all the trimmings in the value priced The Sopornos Boxed Set #1. The series was a parody of the HBO series The Sopranos with Rob Spallone serving as the lead mobster, adding some edge and
humor missing in far too many titles these days. The recent return of
parody porn or light comedies based on mainstream efforts have been
undergoing a renaissance of sorts due to their popularity so it makes
sense that VCA released this back catalog set, followed by the second
sex that finished off the series. Of note was HBO bullying VCA into
ceasing production of the show but in terms of heated sex and often
hilarious humor, this was one of my favorites since some of my early
favorites back in the early 1980's.
convey a balance between sex and entertainment. I know many people fast
forward through the dialogue parts of features but if you do so, you'll
be missing out on some funny material, even the commentaries providedworthy of listening to as far as I'm concerned. I even listened to them
all over again (it's been years) and it reminded me that porn doesn't
have to be just about sex, though any feature not covering the action
very well will almost ultimately fail for most consumers. I rated the
set as Recommended due to the value as much as how well the
series held up, the four flicks including a lot of fuck for the buck,
strokability, and replay value for me (not quite as good as the initial
set). There were mostly blowjobs and vaginal plowing but some well
known anal lovers will recall a few of the better scenes having ladies
taking it in the ass too. The Sopornos Boxed Set #2 that essentially took the second four previous releases and offered them up unchanged in a box set (just as Sopornos Boxed Set #1did for the first four). Having already reviewed them at various
websites online years ago, revisiting them now that porn parodies are
making a comeback (largely thanks to Jeff Mullen & Scott David from
All Play Media), I have far less desire to give a blow by blow
description of each scene as I normally would, opting this time to give
a general overview with a picture from each scene of the four flicks.
Wit Maverick was one of my favorite directors back when these were made
and his chemistry working with non-sex actor Rob Spallone was pretty
good; the pair a couple of characters to say the least.
and the company seems focused on newcomer gals having extremely
hardcore sex with little bullshit to speak of. This is a dynamic that a
great many fans have expressed to me they appreciate and most of them
give the credit to Vince himself for making it so. That said, his
latest movie coming to me was The Gauntlet 3, the sequel to The Gauntlet 1 and The Gauntlet 2.
The series has been established to showcase a gal getting truly put
through the paces as much as possible, moving from room to room where
she would try new things or at least get plastered by a lot of men,
becoming a doused dame thanks to all the semen lobbed her way. Well,
this time the series tried to outdo itself rather than rest on the
laurels of the past; serving up three full discs with three ladies
capable of milking anyone alive. With over six hours of actual movie
time and extras totaling up to over another three hours, this was one
of the lengthiest releases I have ever seen of all new material; the
quality of which I will discuss in the review proper. The Gauntlet 3 will certainly be held high as a tribute to their willingness to
elevate the "duration wars" started by Evil Angel and Jules Jordan
Video to the next level and fans of the three showcased performers will probably find the sheer quantity of material devoted to the ladies enough to overcome any minor issues.
Guy Incognito then offered up some titles worthy of your consideration with stuff like Bachelor Party Fuckfest 8: This party was fucking wild. You've got to love the intensity of the
film, as it breaks with normal porn definitions and goes insane. There
are no roped off scenes and everything free flows into the next. Sure,
it's not the best looking thing that I've ever seen, but it's fun. A
lot of people have forgotten about what's fun. They need to take the
time to discover this film; Hawaiian Vacation: The Black Label girls are a great looking bunch. I wasn't that familiar
with them, before this Shane's World title arrived at Castle Incognito.
But, I'm now a fan and I wholeheartedly recommend this DVD to you.
That's not to say that I didn't have a problem or two with the
supplements or pacing. But, it works for me and it should for you too; Filthy's First Taste 8: Chicks fucking on camera for the first time is such a beautiful
thing. Hustler tends to cover that market pretty well, but Club Jenna
is making headways. I'd recommend the DVD to long-time fans of the
aforementioned genre. It's just that it might not be everything to
everyone. Still, you could have a good time watching these lovely
ladies get pounded; and Real Roadside Ho's: fulfills my fickle demands for whores available by the roadside. I'm a
sucker for a good mobile fucking and this new series satisfies my
horrible lust for women getting fucked in SUVs and VWs. The only thing
that could've helped this film out would be a better choice of girls. I
know that they're trying to work the real world angle, but one of these
performers was kind of fugly. I'll let you pick up the DVD and guess
which one
Joining Don in reviewing mega-boxed sets this week, JJ Stalker picked up Teens (4-Pk), finding it to have a tremendous amount of fuck for the buck: Well what can I say? This box set is over ten hours and twenty five scenes of young white girls getting crammed full of cock.
If that sounds like your thing, you should definitely check this out!
The first three discs are directed by Mike Metropolis, but
apparently Smash decided to shake things up a bit by enlisting Rick
Davis for directing duties on the final entry. There are some outstanding scenes in this compilation. Most notably the
Paris Lee, Gia, Jersey Jaxin, Myah Monroe, Karina Kay, and Michelle
Maylene scenes. There are also some, uh, less good scenes with some
less good girls and some sketchy wardrobe choices. In a day and age when so many companies charge more for less, Smash Pictures reversed the trend with their veritable ode to giving more and charging less, hopefully encouraging others to follow suit. If you like ladies on the younger side of porn, the teenagers in these four movies should be enough to keep you rubbing out loads for some time to come, the company's four pack series proving quite popular with our entire staff to date.
The Mooninite came up with a few picks as part of his recent splurge into the Kokeshi titles with Devil's Kiss: stars pretty Japanese AV performer Tsubasa Okina, a
woman of fairly average build with pert breasts and a cute smile. The
bats on the cover art and the hyberbole like 'watching close up pussy,'
'her fuck action is verry excited for me' and 'Japanese girl's sex' may
confuse those new to Japanese smut but really, this isn't so far
removed from a typical American gonzo movie. Presented completely unfogged and in full on hardcore mode, Devil's Kiss ,
like most of the Kokeshi titles released recently, is little more than
a series of hardcore vignettes though it should be noted that this
title has a slightly stronger plot than the other Kokeshi titles this
reviewer has had the honor of watching over the last month. There's a
random but fairly cohesive story that runs from beginning to end and a
few recurring themes as well. The storyline is hokey but it delivers some unintentional comedic value. The real reason to watch Devil's Kiss,
however, is for Tsubasa Okina, who is a seriously sexy performer with a
bit of genuine screen presence and a nice, warm enthusiasm on camera; Forbidden Lolitas: With a total combined running time of roughly an hour and fifty-six
minutes, none of these scenes are as long as modern stroke film fans
are going to be accustomed to but some of the material here still
manages to tighten the pants despite its age. How well each scene will
work for you will obviously depend on your appreciation and/or
admiration for specific performers but there is some hot stuff to be
found within the thirteen chapters of this DVD. Out of context,
however, much of the humor and charm of this material is lost which is
generally why material like this is best suited for the feature film
format it was originally intended for rather than for compilations such
as this. Regardless, it is what it is and this disc turns out to be a
nice mix of quantity and quality. While most vintage smut fans will probably opt for the complete
features themselves over a compilation any day of the week, this is at
least a decent collection of older material that showcases some of the
great stars of the era in their prime. VCX's presentation won't blow
you away but it's of reasonable quality considering how most old porn
is treated on home video; and ending with Sex Slaves of Satan: Keep in mind that the occult and supernatural cinema were a big deal in the seventies, with hits like The Exorcist and The Omenraking in assloads of cash and whenever a trend proves profitable, it
stands to reason that a pornographic cash in will soon follow. That
said, this is a decent collection of clips from some of VCX's classics.None of these scenes are as long as modern stroke film fans are going
to be accustomed to but some of the material here still manages to
tighten the pants despite its age. How well each scene will work for
you will obviously depend on your appreciation and/or admiration for
specific performers but there is some hot stuff to be found within the
thirteen chapters of this DVD. At one point in time this material might
have proven shocking to the raincoat crowd checking these films out in
the theaters where they were first displayed to the public. Time,
however, has a way of dulling the impact of this type of thing and now
what was once dangerous comes off as unintentionally humorous. The
cheap production values, hammy acting and goofy sets associated with
porno of this era is all on display here and as such this compilation
has more camp value than stroke value. That said, it's a fun collection
and one that seventies smut aficionados will absolutely enjoy.
Felix then came up with a duo of titles from diverse companies, beginning with Who's Your Momma 2: This is not a MILF porn per se, it's more just a regular porn with the
odd presumption that it's in fact a Milf porn. There aren't many MILF
situations, nor are the Milf's plentiful, because while Tyann Mason and
Kylie Worthy do look like Milf's, you'll be hard pressed to believe
that Austin Kinkaid and Joslyn James are. It's just not gonna happen.
But in spite of the reservations, Mayhem and Danny Slater compose a
damn good porno. While this is called Who's Your Momma 2, I doubt you'll be able to
believe that people like Victoria Valentino and the utterly amazing
Diana Doll are old enough to be called moms, but just the same, this is
a very good title with great fucking, interesting scenarios, and good
acting on the part of the men. There's also a great series of features
and some top notch audio and visual quality; and Sindee Jennings is Supersquirt: Bodily fluids are lost, dehydration looms, and basic human functions
are questioned in yet another, and probably my last porno revolving
around squirting and the art of Supersquirting. While Sindee Jennings
is not as obnoxious here as previously thought in prior titles, I
didn't quite enjoy "Supersquirt," nor its companion "Squirtwoman," as
much as I thought I would, in the end. Sure, there's a niche audience
for it, but it gets tedious pretty quickly. And it's disgusting.
William H. takes his time setting up the fuck fest by going skating
with Sindee who is more than happy to lead them along on the field
trip. While there Sindee skates for the audience showing off her mad
skills on the ice rink, in an amusing set up to the proceedings. While
it doesn't make a whole lot of sense in the grand scheme of things, we
do get to see a more human side of erotic performer and it's a nice
preamble.
Lovely reviewer Ravyn also found the time to show us a few titles worthy of your time such as I Love Nautica: The most exotic Asian fuckdoll is about to make her first appearance in
the hottest series to ever hit the shelves. This special collector's
set is packed with 8 sexy scenes featuring the one and only Nautica
Thorn. She's got a tight round toosh, a juicy pair of tits, and a body
that has more curves than a strip joint on Friday night. Whether it's a
threesome, girl/girl, solo, or just straight up pussy pounding, we've
got exactly what you're looking for. With over 3 hours of mind-blowing,
in-your-face sex, it's crystal clear why everybody loves Nautica Thorn! Asian beauty Nautica Thorn has always captured the imagination of men
and women when it comes to adult films. In eight previously released
titles for Digital Sin/ New Sensations Nautica proves that without a
doubt that she is very capable of getting you rock hard and off with
her talents! New Sensations release of I Love Nautica is definitely one that belongs in your collection; and Once Upon A Crime: Director David Stanley has an interesting way of making porn. He adds a
lot of reality, complex ideas, and theories to the majority of his
work. I have had the pleasure of reviewing several of his titles and
enjoyed each of them. This time he brings to life children's story
written by Kristen with an adult twist and devilish plots. With David
Stanley and Sasha Grey sharing the narration the story makes for a very
interesting watch especially when the hired help is up to no good.
There isn't a lot of sex in this flick because of the plot behind
it but everything seems to blends in together very nicely. David Stanley steals the show in the very beginning as the Narrator and
Sasha Grey joins in to lend her voice as well. What more can you ask for from Wicked and David
Stanley.. More Sex?. Once Upon A Crime is a couples flix for those who
want a plot based adult title that is fun to watch without a lot of sex
to it.
Wind Tunnel then gave us something to think about with Rocco's Intimacy #2: Living legend Rocco Siffredi continues his Intimacyseries during a visit to St. Petersburg, armed with a hand-held
camcorder and his big dick slung over his shoulder. Fans of POV-style
shooting will delight in Rocco's dutiful camera work, which sometimes
could be mistaken for a well-produced celebrity sex tape (with lots of
care for framing, lighting, and especially his choice in keen girls!).
Part of the fun in seeing Rocco indulge himself with his choice of
amateur-level ladies is the thrill of the hunt, as well as seeing just
what each girl is capable of in his grips. Though Mr. Siffredi is
known for his rougher style, the heaviest hand tossing is doled out in
light smacks, and only as the occasion tickles his particular fancy. With the multitudes of near-amateur self-shooter POV material out
there, I am glad to call Rocco a hero among the throng of can't and
won't-evers, as his shoots feature more undiscovered Euro-centric babes
with a truly realistic bent to the overall quality. Though a few
scenes pass by quickly, the proof of love and care is never lost, even
as Rocco lays out a flurry of face slaps from time to time (playfully,
that is!). Even if a few of the girls seem out of touch with their
horny suitor, the efforts put forth overall are worth recommending,
especially if you prefer natural, possibly one-time-only performers who
speak dialects that could leave non-natives breathless; and the Abbey Winters release of Erotic Moods: Welcome back to the wonderful world of Abby Winters, suited for your
living room rather than the auspices of your computer monitor! While
the website itself is certainly the nexus and hub of the world's
greatest Australia porn company, for those of us who prefer shirking
the net for some old-fashioned home theater (or smaller) connection,
the ongoing releases from the company are being churned out without
much haste, with emphasis on quality material and lovely girls. Their
physical releases fall into two categories: heavy and hands-on
girl-on-girl action (Girls Loving Girls, Girls Go Hardcore, etc.) and more intimate scenes of solo and duo masturbation sessions (Intimate Moments, Sensual Intimacies, etc.), mostly free of partner contact. Erotic Moods is of the latter persuasion, and features ten natural honeys spreading out and letting their orgasms fly free, fly high.
The pacing of Erotic Moods really
does resemble a fairground ride. As far as
taking the soft effects of such a delectable set of ladies to heart, I
am, once again, pretty smitten! Erotic Moods may not hit home runs every time, but it sure is one nutty ride.
Addison then discards medical science in favor of the grandeur of the true believer with Storm Squirters 4: Female ejaculate isn't the only fluid flowing in this latest "Storm
Squirters" feature from porn vet Joey Silvera. Featuring some unusually
rough sex, there's nearly as much saliva and tears (brought on by
gagging) as G-spot juice - of which there is a lot. The feature contains just six scenes, but they are all new and they
are given upwards of a half hour each to play out to the last drop and
beyond. The three-and-a-half-hour program is comfortably spread out
over two discs; Disc 1 holds the first four scenes, while the second
DVD has the two final scenes and all of the bonus material. While naysayers persist in claiming that there is no such thing as
female ejaculation, conjecturing that the fluid is either a) urine or
b) water somehow inserted in a vagina before a scene, this program
should put those delusions to rest. These are long, virtually
uninterrupted scenes in which several of the women spray multiple
times. No one could possibly be pumping water into the ladies (unless
it's miraculously being injected through a hard cock), and if any woman
really pisses this prolifically within a half-hour period, she should
see a doctor pronto. This is a powerful entry in the growing field of female ejaculation
porn. From a male horndog's perspective, a girl's cumshot is hot simply
because it removes all doubt about whether she's really enjoying the
sex. The women here, including veterans like Flower Tucci and young
delights like Jaelyn Fox, definitely are having fun. The six scenes
feature blistering action that's on the rough -- some might say
"revolting" -- side, and all include the mysterious and delightful act
of squirting. Decent extras and the sheer amount of extreme sex make
this a must-see.
We end this week's look at the best of the bunch with two blu-ray titles courtesy of the infamous Rob Randell including, Teen America: Mission 3 is a gonzo/vignette release from director Robby D. The series Teen Americais about a guy who convinces girls to get naked and have sex. His
exploits in mission 3 include a couple college girls, a plumber, a
nurse and a cheerleader. For those looking for plain old fun hardcore
action with a set of five good looking babes, then you will want to
check out this one. I was not in love with Teen America: Mission 3, but
I am not saying I did not enjoy it either. The scenes were individually
pretty good. The girls performed well and were shown off in all their
glory. However I do not foresee a whole lot of replay value from the
video. I did really enjoy seeing Lauren Phoenix and Megan Martinez's
scenes, but still there isn't anything really special about it that
screams watch me again. Needless to say it is still a pretty good video
and worth adding to your collection; and Babysitters: It comes from studio Digital Playground and stars some pretty big names
like their contract star Jesse Jane. The premise is simple, the
babysitter fantasy. In a collection of seven scenes, a lot of different
girls get naked and partake in sex of all kinds. From one on one action
to all girl orgies, this video has it all. For some fantastic sex in
high definition, you won't want to miss out on Babysitters on Blu-ray. I was very happy with this video. The girls are all very
attractive and the sex scenes were topnotch. Robby D did a fine job
with it. The exception is the all girl scene, which is something that
has never grown on me. Nevertheless, Nautica Thorn, Jesse Jane, Teagan
Presley, Sasha Grey and the others are definitely worth seeing. The
video's impressive high definition presentation also makes it worth
checking out.
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The major contributors to The Blue Room this week were: Don Houston and Christopher J. Thorne.