is in a league all his own these days as a performer turned director.
No one is as focused when fucking a gal and few can stand up straight
after a lengthy bout of boning, even recent reports to that effect
being circulated online. In the past few years, his double disc sets
distributed by Jules Jordan Video
have earned him a great deal of acclaim, routinely providing more fuck
for the buck value than any of his peers save perhaps Jules himself;
the two men seeming to set the standard so few can ever hope to achieve
in terms of quality AND quantity of tease and engrossing action. Erik's
latest release is Anal Prostitutes on Video 5: Special Edition (AKA: Anal POV 5), the sequel to last year's Anal POV 4,
where Erik does some of the hotty ladies in porn in point of view
fashion, always including anal for those that care. I know some of his
peers that specialize in POV might have more refined ways of serving up
the porn (Mike John, for example) but Erik is a shining beacon of how
to pound away like a madman and get his partners off, this volume in
the series providing a very diverse cast including gals like Jenny
Hendrix, Aubrey Addams, Shyla Stylez, and Bobbi Eden. It showed that he could cast some of the best ladies in the jizz biz and
get their best work out of them. The quality of the action was
surpassed only by the quantity, the tease footage enhancing the steamy
bouts of boning that so many of you have come to appreciate. The ladies
all did anal too, some better than others but all of them engaging in
back door action just the same, and the amounts of fuck for the POV
buck amounted to a movie that I felt secure in rating Highly Recommended. In short, Anal Prostitutes on Video 5: Special Edition (AKA: Anal POV 5)
showed the world that Erik Everhard could not let his loyal fans down,
a friend of mine suggesting even my rating was on the low side.
videos or beauty contests, tries his hands at making porn. The humor
comes in as Jack faces all the dilemma's that occur in the real world;
from crazy women to location problems to irate porn reviewers to
flakes, all of these being standard in the industry. The sex itself is
usually first rate gonzo as well without all the circus act tricks some
directors employ, the pairings tending to be pretty heated all the
same. Well, coming out next month is My First Porn 10, the sequel to the well received My First Porn 9 I reviewed last year, and it contained more of the silly antics fans have demanded, including a spotlight scene by the lovely Stoya.
If that isn't enough to interest you, consider the rest of the cast as
adding in the needed diversity, including a scene by hotty Sophia Santi
(a former contract gal at the company). It was a bit lighter on the humor this time than usual. Stoya helped
elevate the heat in the movie but for me, too many of the other scenes
fell kind of flat so I rated it as a Rent It. Better extras
might have helped a little but ultimately, it was the way some of the
pairings just didn't display any chemistry or provided little heat
compared to other titles shot by the director. In short, My First Porn 10 was weaker than I prefer to see but still well worth a look if you like the cast (especially Stoya!).
Malone, Mason, Max Hardcore, and some of the others in the industry
that have made a name for themselves on shooting rough sex or "abuse
porn" as a few of my critic pals tend to call it. There being a market
for everything these days, it should come as no shocker that the
handful that push a gal's limits (gals willing to have this done by the
way) have long carved out a niche that their meeker peers shy away
from. Personally, I don't get off to seeing a hotty smacked around and
whatever issues I might have with a few people in porn, it doesn't get
me off to see them come to harm but I also acknowledge that there are a
number of people that are into BDSM that claim it is very similar in
scope too. Tony's work as a director for Anabolic sometimes gets people riled up but I have to admit that he tends to
cast people that work out and minor technical problems aside, I can
generally rely on him to be consistent in what he provides as an actor
as well as in movies he directs so I was happy when a belated copy of The Big Ass Movie found it's way into my screener pile the other day. The movie is a
double disc set focusing on ladies with ripe, round rumps having
hardcore sex on camera for pay. The six scenes include some of my
current favorites such as Brianna Love and Alexis Texas, all of the
others qualifying per the title too. I found all the scenes to offer an experience worthy of my time, money,
and seed so I factored in the lengthy BTS footage to come up with a
rating of Highly Recommended despite the picture not being
completely up to snuff. I was also appreciative that Tony reeled in the
abuse porn aspects of the movie to make it more about ass worship than
most of his previous titles making it my way showed, the difference for
me substantial in leaning toward the higher rating as I did. In short, The Big Ass Movie had a great deal of big asses on parade that any ass man could appreciate.
colors, LT is a welcome addition to the twisted minds at Elegant;
though he does tend to emphasize ethnic gals most of the time. His
latest project is of special interest though as he explores some
wonderfully ripe rumps in White Booty Worship; rumps that many
point out are among the best in the jizz biz. If you like skinny tramps
lacking booty, look elsewhere but LT was wise enough to bring in
hotties like Brianna Love, Flower Tucci, Velicity Von, Shyla Stylez,
and Heidi Mayne (even a bonus scene of Sandra Romain from awhile back)
so I knew there would be a lot of rump pumping going on. In short, if
you enjoy interracial with women that seem to find dark meat a treat,
you can hardly go wrong with this outing of "100% certified anal"
exploits. It showed the cast of bootilicious ladies going all out to enjoy
themselves and LT struck me as inspired by their efforts; giving some
top notch work as a result. The overall levels of energy, strokability,
and replay value in all six scenes (including the bonus scene from a
previous flick) added up to one of those limited times that I felt a
rating of Highly Recommended was in order. If you prefer
scrawny gals that passively take whatever comes their way but act like
they are on the clock, you won't be happy but if you're into real women
having a great time with a brother, you just can't go wrong with White Booty Worship.
The technical values were solid, the sex was consistently well done,
and I hope LT continues this as a series as long as he sticks to
getting only the very best ladies available (as he did here).
critical acclaim as he finds his niche in the crowded field of gonzo
porn. I haven't seen all of his titles to date but a friend suggested I
would really appreciate his latest in the form of Top Shelf; a
series of six vignettes starring some of the most heated gals in all of
porn. My primary interest in the movie was due to the upcoming blu-ray
edition but I would be misleading you if I said that names like Brianna
Love, Jenna Haze, Shawna Lenee, and Courtney Cummz did not intrigue me
even more. The concept of focusing on top talent is at times a curious
one since each of us have our own short lists of who would qualify for
the role but also since it then raises the point that if this is the
big selling point, are the casts of the other titles by the company
then suspect as having used weaker performers? All kidding aside, I
think each of the ladies in the flick have shown plenty of skilled
performances and while not all of them have been consistently top shelf
hotties, the odds for this one to be really well done were quite high
as far as I was concerned. In short, Top Shelf earned a spot on my top shelf, a place I go
on occasion to pick a porno for personal pleasure but I think future
volumes of this proposed series will have to build on what took place
here to reach the heights I would like to see from the director. Oh,
and while I have yet to see it, I hear the Blu-Ray version of the movie
looked a lot better but the sound is still reportedly in need of
polishing up so I hope to bring you the unvarnished truth if I can get
a copy to review.
for providing the weakest of porn; suggesting that what the company
made was not only practically cable ready but too light even for
couples to enjoy. Well, over the last several years, director Robby D.
has seemingly set out on a mission to change that perception by
offering some of the hardest action available without the need to rely
on circus act sex or other silly antics to help you get off. His latest
title in this area is the newly released Ass Addiction HD,
starring some of the finest ladies ever to grace a porno; each of which
has a substantial following from what I've seen online. Unlike other
releases by a variety of companies that lead you to believe the action
will contain one thing and then let you down, each gal in the movie did
some hardcore bareback anal, most of them showing the kind of
enthusiasm you want to see in your porn. It was definitely what I needed as my fix for the week in terms of anal
sex. The ladies were all well versed in their field, provided ample
anal escapades to enjoy, and the technical values were quite well
handled. There was no thematic sidetracking going on (none of the
"Jack" humor in particular) and fans of straightforward anal sex will
find this latest release from Robby's Handheld Pictures company to be
the "gold" he always talks about providing. The level of fuck for the
buck was well above average and the replay value was matched only by
the chemistry most of the cast showed so I rated this one as Highly Recommended. The detractors of the company can rest assured that Ass Addiction HD was as well handled a piece of work as they're likely to see; something
even I would have scoffed at a short time ago. In short, Robby has
proven he can do it all, and do it well, proving his chameleon-like
ability to offer up all kinds of porn for the masses. One thing to note
as well, the enhanced resolution of this HD version really added
something to the project and while the audio was not equally enhanced,
the added value will appeal to fans of the HD technology used.
Manuel Ferrara
is one of the few males in porn that is sought after not because he
works cheap, is available 24/7 at a moment's notice, or is so
unthreatening to the directors that he comes off like a wimp, but
because the women adore him and he brings substantial amounts of energy
to everything he works in. As a director in the Evil Angel
stable, Manuel is one who shines because of his finer qualities with
the ladies more than his technical skills with a camera, though some of
the scenes in Slutty & Sluttier 6: Special Extended Set, the sequel to Slutty & Sluttier 5,
looked very sharp compared to earlier works. The double disc set was
split into the movie itself on one disc and the wealth of extras,
including over an hour of bonus scenes on the other, making it a value
packed offering for fans of a solid cast. It had two really solid scenes and two that had elements of strokability so I deferred to rating them as a nicely played Recommended
rather than movie it up a notch. As I've said numerous times in the
past, you simply can't go wrong when picking up one of the double disc
sets by Manuel or his peers since the truth in advertising is so
accurately played out. In essence, you get a lot of fuck for your buck
and while I think Annette was the highlight of the entire movie (at
least the stronger two scenes), the amount of talented eye candy in the
other two scenes seemed pretty darned slutty too. In short, Slutty & Sluttier 6: Special Extended Set was one of the better looking titles from Manuel of late and if you
include extras, you can use this one a very long time to please your
own hand to gland needs so give it a look.
Reviewer Wind Tunnel then showed a shine to The Whore Within Me: In keeping with his moniker, Visual Blurr presents variations on a
common theme in the more severe annals of pornography - the somewhat
taboo namesake of the title that either is a badge of honor or mark of
caution. Thankfully, Mr. Blurr heartily accepts the former, as his
rough & tumble film attests. The overall mood is deviant and more
realistic than smirky as each girl featured blends personal history
with a touch of fiction; it's a role they all play with the utmost
amount of honesty, sometimes to a shocking degree. The Whore Within Me is a dank,
dusty road of hard ass riding that many will either loathe or love.
For those who loathe a murky picture and a spotty audio capture, you
will be out of luck. However, if you can bear to carry that burden, a
bountiful amount of up and coming ass queens await your gaze. Bobbi is
as delightful as ever, as is Lorelei Lee, both of whom are veritable
stalwarts of the hard pounded, analfied saddling. Leighlani is randy
enough for the whole disc, and Adrianna has enough sexual will to
spread around many lucky subdivisions nation-wide. And while I will
always love Madison Young, her dalliance was almost too much harshness
and not enough pause. Director Visual Blurr has started his career off
with a bang, even if that bang happens to be more of a starter pistol
than .357 magnum. We all have to start somewhere, after all, and he
will find many who will accept his brand of assurance and, well, visual
blur.
The Mooninite then took a surprisingly fresh turn with some Asian porn with a trio of quality titles like Kokeshi 16: Girl Trap: Presented completely unfogged and in full on hardcore mode, Girl-Trap,
like most of the Kokeshi titles released recently, is little more than
a series of hardcore vignettes. There appears to be some sort of story
here but the sporadic subtitles don't do a particularly good job of
translating it for those of us who don't speak Japanese. Even if you do
speak Japanese and are able to make out more of what's said than the
subs allow, I'd wager that the plot is still pretty confusing. Really,
this is all just an excuse to get a cute little Japanese woman naked
and into various positions. On that level, it works. Yuki is quite
pretty and her submissive nature gives her an interesting screen
presence. She's cute as a button but more than willing to get nasty
when she feels like it. The sex is reasonably hot and fairly well shot
and if Asian gonzo is your thing, this one is pretty stroke-worthy and
a good bit of fun. Kokeshi's titles stand out as an interesting combination of American
style gonzo porn and Japanese cultural wackiness. Who knew that these
two great tastes would taste great together? Yuki Mochida is easy on
the eyes and a good sport in front of the camera. If the plot is
conspicuously forgotten ten minutes in, who cares. The sex is hot and
the quality is pretty decent here; Kokeshi 25: Buster Butt: Japanese H-cup big tit superstar Hino Misawa is the star of this
unusually titled smut fest from the land of the rising sun. A pretty,
big-titted Japanese gal with expressive dark eyes and a charming smile,
Hino doesn't look like your typical porno starlet, until she gets naked
and starts ingesting sickening amounts of cock that is. If you like Japanese girls with big tits in random costumes getting freaky, Buster Bust is for you. It doesn't deviate from the Kokeshi formula too much but
Hino is one of the best looking girls in their stable of talent and her
presence alone makes this worth a look; and Kokeshi 4: The Domestication of Erotic Cat: What the Hell is The Domestication Of Erotic Cat? After viewing
this Japanese AV title, I'm still not really sure. Apparently this cute
little porno star named Maya Hoshino can only relax by kissing and
fucking people - she knows no other way of unwinding and she doesn't
care who it is that helps her relax. The plot points are goofy and useless but the sex is very hot and Maya
Hoshino is very, very attractive and quite a skilled performer.
Something gets lost in the translation in the first few minutes but the
international language of hot sex speaks loud and clear and The Domestication Of Erotic Cat comes recommended.
Some of our staff like popular movies so much they take on the aliases of their protagonists as was the case for our long time reviewer of some quality titles like Monster Cock Junkies: The sex on the DVD was top notch. The girls are all sexy and energetic,
they have great chemistry with their partners, and they look like
they're having fun. When you add in the value of the extras you have a
DVD that delivers plenty of fuck for your buck. While it might not be
the type of movie you want to bring home to the wife, Monster Cock Junkies should still prove to be worth your time; Auto Bang Sluts #4: I'll
admit that when I first started to watch this title I thought it was
going to be lame. I was pleasantly surprised though, and in the end I
wound up enjoying it. The girls are all very amateurish and really
enjoyed performing on camera. If you're in the market for a new amateur
DVD be sure to give Auto Bang Sluts Volume 4 some careful consideration; New Chicks Cum First 7: This DVD has three things going for it: Good technical quality, decent
extras, and intense action. When you get those three things you're sure
to have a solid DVD on your hands. I was a fan of the previous
installments, and this title carries the torch. If you're a fan of
gonzo sex, you might want to consider checking this one out; and Little Latina Cum Queens: a title that showed Hustler Video proving they knew the kind of quality Latina ladies to employ to inspire even the most jaded of us.
Guy Incognito then offered up a number of titles he covered of late such as Big Tit Brotha Lovers 10: They've got big tits and they've got jungle fever. It works for the
basic setup, but there's no follow-through. I want the next edition to
push the envelope. They should make a Rainbow Coalition daisy chain and
just let the fucking flow. That will get a much higher grade from me; Mommy Got Boobs: MILFs with large tits. It's becoming almost as predictable as Omaha
Beach in a World War II game. But, as long as this shit stays
fresh...I'm good for more. That's why I would recommend this DVD for a
buy. It's just that some people might not dig all of it. But, them's
the breaks; Jesse In Pink (Blu-Ray): a revelation in High Definition. The Blu-Ray disc opens up a lush world
of color and carnal passion, as Jesse takes on the best in the
business. Such a pretty face and a body meant for the camera allows Ms.
Jane to take no prisoners. That's why this is one of the most highly
recommended titles of the month; Cheating Affairs: I love Katie Morgan and her work. It's just that she could've been put
to use on a better movie. This film could be salvaged, it's just going
to need better editing and maybe an apology from the director. Still,
it works as spank material. Isn't that the touchstone for most porn; and Daddy's Worst Nightmare #11: Blackzilla is the fucking man. If I had a huge Buick between my legs,
I'd fucking slam the shit out of all sorts of goofy bitches. I've got a
Datsun that's got a ding on the hatchback. I have no idea what the fuck
that means, but it works for me. I've got to quit doing these things
sauced.
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The major contributors to The Blue Room this week were: Don Houston and Christopher J. Thorne.