For as long as I can remember I have had insanely strange dreams, usually nightmares to be exact. My dreams remind me of an M. Night Shyamalan film and end with me waking up sweating in a panic or a quick jolt of my body with my heart racing 100 m.p.h.
The thing that strikes me the most odd is I rarely have sex dreams like most people. Even as a horny prepubescent teen I never had the almighty wet dreams. Mine were more of the darker fashion. I don't think I have sex dreams because I work in the adult industry and see porn on a daily basis, but who knows, that is just the Freud in me trying to figure things out.
So when I have the rare sex dream it is a vision to remember and last night was one of those times.
Last night I dreamt I was at a porn party and I was the guest of honor. Tomorrow is a big anniversary for me, so maybe that is why I dreamt this scenario, but more on that later.
Anyway it was a small chilled out party with a few friends I know in the industry like Hillary Scott, Ashlynn Brooke, Belladonna, Karen Stagliano etc. But the couple I remember clearly was the beautiful Dana Vespoli and Manuel Ferrara.
I was hanging out with them most of the evening and the drinks were flowing, even though I can't drink, and clothes started coming off. I wanted Dana however Manuel was there so I wasn't making any moves because he would kick my ass. Manuel started fucking another girl from behind right in front of me and while he was fucking this girl he looked at me and said "you want to be with Dana don't you?" and I was dumb struck and just nodded my head. He said I could fuck her if I wanted to and that is when the gorgeous Miss Vespoli came over to me and started giving me head.
This is my ALL TIME FAVORITE Picture of Dana Vespoli
I didn't get to see my cock, but I would like to think it was a lot bigger than it normally is, because after all Dana has sex with Manuel and we all know how impressive that guy's junk is.
I got to eat Dana's pussy, which seemed to be delicious since my face was covered in her juices. Then we fucked right next to Manuel and the girl he was fucking. It was bizarre and intense, but it was great.
After the party ended, we all went outside in the cold and the ground was covered in snow..... I live in the Midwest so that's nothing new. The odd thing is my parents were outside and I introduced them to Dana, Manuel and all other porn stars, but my parents didn't have a clue who these people were.
Then my phone rang at four in the morning and I woke up to this amazing girl with a beautiful voice who wanted to talk dirty and get off with me. Talk about perfect timing.
We talked until the sun came up and the birds were chirping. I went to bed and had a dream I was Ace Frehley in a Kiss cover band, talk about a real nightmare.