Ass Cream Pies 11, Jack’s Big Ass Show 8, Cheating Housewives #5, and much, much more!

Tony T.
is one of the men in porn that is routinely accused of being too rough
with the ladies both as a performer and as a director. Having had
conversations with a few of the ladies that have worked with him in the
past, some of that reputation is apparently unearned while not everyone
I've spoken to is in agreement. As such, his works for Anabolic Digital
as a director take on a slightly new light, the mystery of how far will
he go and how far will he take his cast being in the forefront of my
mind whenever he helms a fuck flick. His latest release to make it my
way (The Big Ass Movie just came in too) for review is Ass Cream Pies 11,
a series devoted to one of the nastiest, and most dangerous, sexual
activities in porn; the anal cream pie. Without delving too deeply into
the history of the act, it is widely reported as being a major factor
in two or three outbreaks of AIDS, making this kind of act you'd really
only want to engage in with a steady, exclusive partner in real life.
The cast included some seriously cute gals like Brianna Love and some
established porn veterans like alt-porn matron Dana DeArmond, with a
lot of ground covered in between those two extremes; all engaging in
their reportedly first anal cream pies.  This will be a "must have" movie for fans of food fetish and anal cream pies
despite some minor technical considerations in need of polishing up but
it was also pretty high in the kind of "fun factor" that Tony is known
for in his flicks so I rated it as a qualified Recommended for
a more general audience. Claire Dames really shined and some of her
peers did a decent job of it too, elevating the movie for me in terms
of replay value, strokability, and value so I can only imagine what the
Blu-Ray version will be like by comparison. In short, Ass Cream Pies 11 will not be for everyone but it was certainly a change of pace that
will be appreciated by those of you into the kinkier stuff as displayed
here.

 

Mike Hawk
is a relatively unknown name in porn as a performer, having made a
handful of movies where he never seems in the spotlight but now he is
trying something new as a director for Smash Pictures.
My experience with the industry tells me that most of the directorswere performers at one time, some of the best managing to even excel at
both of roles. Having recently reviewed Cheating Housewives 1-4
and finding it worth my time, money, and seed, I was pleased to see
that Mike's new project was the follow up volume in the series, Cheating Housewives #5.
The series is best known as the Smash Pictures tribute to the MILF
phenomenon, showcasing older ladies having sex for the viewing pleasure
of the fan at home. Older women tend to have fewer limits and are far
better sexually (due to their experience) but I admittedly have limited
experience knowing if each of the five ladies has truly had children
(MILF= "Mother I'd Like to Fuck") so I can understand why so many of
you enjoy watching them go at it.  This one showed his freshman effort behind the camera to be quite well done in
many ways, some rough edges expected from the novice and the casting
courtesy of his production company working out very well. The audio was
too low and I wanted more tease (I watched the full version, not the
wall to wall version too) but found the replayability, stroke value,
and amount of MILF fuck for the buck to merit a rating of Recommended, just like my colleague Peter had suggested when he saw the movie not long ago. In short, Cheating Housewives #5, like Cheating Housewives 1-4
before it, was a decent set of scenes starring women that are not on
the cutting age of the age driven porn industry anymore but still have
a whole lot of tricks left in their repertoire.

Justin Slayer
is one of the few directors in porn that convincingly adores all sorts
of women, though I admit his preference is for women possessing large
butts. Since his works have been distributed by Evil Angel,
he has gained a much higher profile as a ladies man director that likes
women instead of girls, making his works the kind that females
everywhere should appreciate as non threatening to them. His latest
title to make it my way was Ass Everywhere 3: Special Extended Set, the sequel to Ass Everywhere 2
that I liked so much last year. The standard drill was in effect here,
Justin got a bunch of gals with large derrieres to parade around before
having sex, the tease equal in stroke value to anything else presented
in the eight scenes. The emphasis on Brazilian ladies was noted but the
bottom line was Justin knows he has struck gold with the series in
terms of catering to ass lovers everywhere, the amount of quality
footage in the extras section better than many movies I've watched in
recent years.  It certainly had a plethora of fine booty on display with a bunch of gals
that sure know how to use their bodies to please a guy. The amount of
replay value, strokability, and fuck for the buck amounted to an easy Recommended
though I almost gave him an even higher nod thanks to the value of the
two disc package being so high, and the accuracy in advertising making
it clear that the director is quite consumer friendly. In short, Ass
Everywhere 3: Special Extended Set was a lot like Ass Everywhere 2
for ass aficionados so do yourselves a favor if you appreciate curvy
women and pick up a copy of your own since I'm not going to lend you
mine.

New Sensations
has been very active in the compilation market recently, offering
multi-disc sets and focused performer titles so it makes sense that
they eventually got around to their second title starring Gianna before too long with I Love Gianna 2, a set of 6 lengthy scenes that fans will appreciate as much as I Love Gianna 1.
The cover said it like this: "The second cumming of Gianna is here, and
you don't want to miss it! Six hot scenes make up this collector's
edition that will have you creaming in your shorts for over 3 hours of
pure ecstasy. Watch her bump her booty on that cock, fuck her titties
with that cock, and suck those balls clean and dry. With a pair of huge
jugs and an ass to die for, she's got what it takes to get the job
done. So do you love Gianna? Because I fuckin' do!"  It was a nicely handled set of six scenes starring the attractive young
performer, a wider variety than usual thanks to her lesbian work and
the rest of the bunch so I rated it as Recommended. The
technical values varied a bit too much and some of the scenes were not
as heated as others but in the big picture, there was more Gianna fuck
for the buck than you are likely to find anywhere else on the market
outside of a couple titles I reviewed not long ago (like G For Gianna). In short, I Love Gianna 2: Special Collector's Edition will appeal to her fans a whole lot (for them, this is a "must have" if
they don't have all the movies listed) as well as a more general gonzo
loving audience, the dual layered disc worthy of some nods thanks to
the care the company put into the release.

Kevin Moore has been in porn for years now, working in various capacities for numerous companies, lately finding himself directing for Hellhouse Media/Pure Play Media.
Hellhouse Media was initially a BDSM niche company that friends
practically begged me to review but they have apparently signed a deal
with Pure Play to distribute their growing line of titles in other
niches as well. This bodes well for directors of Kevin's caliper,
increasing his chances of trying new things with new people, hopefully
allowing him to keep using top talent, the industry full of third tier
wannabe's that do little to make an impression. Kevin's first outing
for the company to make it my way is Nasty Talk POV, a series
of six gonzo styled scenes where lucky Kevin gets to nail a wide
variety of ladies in various scenarios. The point of view nature of the
production will allow viewers to fantasize about stepping into Kevin's
shoes, the tease alone adding some value along the way.  It was a lot of fun to watch and I'm sure Kevin has a lot of new tricks up his sleeve so I rated it as Recommended.
I look forward to seeing what he will offer up in the future but as
long as he casts top notch ladies and refrains from using the same
third tier mopes his peers use, he should be well off by comparison. In
short, Nasty Talk POV might have had a generic cover (way too busy) but the action inside the movie was better than expected.

Juan Cuba is currently one of the few directors at Red Light District
that clearly appreciates the ladies and the kind of kink that fans
enjoy without going overboard into circus act sex most of the time. As
such, I enjoy more of his works there than his peers, almost regardless
of whom is being cast in the scenes (I'm one of many that is performer
driven these days). While my own peers seem to feel this way too,
limiting how many of Juan's movies I get to review, I scored a copy of
his latest lesbian flavored fuck flick last week with Be My Bitch 5, a series I have not seen since Be My Bitch 3
by Mark Wood. The idea of the movie is simple enough; hook up five sets
of lesbians to engage in slightly rough role playing fun using lingerie
and toys to enhance the moment. Relying less on superstar presence than
providing a variety of ladies to suit the tastes of fans, my first
thought about the show was favorable.  It had a number of highlights worth looking at repeatedly and his
technical expertise showed off the ladies fine for a single camera
gonzo shoot so I rated this one as Recommended. The
strokability, replay value, and casting all gave it an edge over so
many of the generic releases coming out these days that while the
extras were minimal and it wasn't as value oriented as some of the
special edition, double disc sets released by Evil or Jules, I found it
a nice set of clips that fans will appreciate. In short, Be My Bitch 5  was about as good as Be My Bitch 3 so fans of toy heavy, role playing, power control lesbian action should find this one to their liking.

Melissa Lauren is probably best known for her many performances in porn though she has dabbled as a director, most recently for Diabolic Digital.
I know that it is popular for naysayer's to proclaim
performer/directors as figureheads, especially women, these days but I
saw some differences in Melissa's latest release, Un-Natural Sex #22, from the last volume in the series I reviewed, Un-Natural Sex #20
(by the deceased Chico Wang) so I wanted to give her a shot. My primary
reason for picking this one up was the casting of Aubrey Addams,
Annette Schwarz, and of course, Brianna Love but it's been awhile since
I've seen Melissa behind the camera so that piqued my curiosity too.
The premise of the series is to showcase ladies that give up their ass
and do hardcore action, so those of you focused solely on the backdoor
will be happy to know each gal did as advertised. The scenes all had a
slightly differing appeal too, largely thanks to the talents and manner
in which the ladies all offered something different to the mix.  It was a nice piece of work thanks to the casting of most scenes so I rated it as Recommended.
The replayability, stroke value, and amount of fuck for the buck was
sufficient to draw my attention a few times and it was clear that
Melissa is learning to provide an increasingly solid effort as a
director. In short, Un-Natural Sex #22 was better than Un-Natural Sex #20
for me, proving that the need for circus act sex to prop up the scenes
as in the past volumes of the series was minimal; the strength of the
performances sufficient to elevate the production into one worthy of
your consideration. 

Erica McLean currently works for Hustler Video
as a director, having taken over for her deceased husband that shuffled
off this mortal coil all too early not long ago. Since some of my
friends pretty much adore her work with youthful newcomers, I don't get
to see a whole lot of her works these days, the last one being Barely Legal 75th Anniversary Edition. Well, last week, I picked up a copy of a recent release in the series called Barely Legal #80 (Blu-Ray) to see how Erica and Hustler were handling the new high definition
format, finding this to be a lot better than their last foray into the
field in terms of technical aspects. The series itself has been around
seemingly forever though, both in print and tape before DVD came onto
the scene; the emphasis of each scene on the disc being a youthful lady
having sex with a man in the form of a vignette as though she had
written in to describe a sexual encounter. The appeal of such a formula
is that it showcases gals that many viewers have not seen and elegance
through simplicity has merit. While there were only five scenes in the
movie, all of them had some appeal too so if you like newcomer women,
you will almost certainly enjoy this one.  It showed the benefits of retooling the series ever so slightly and enhancing it with some blu-ray love so I rated it as Recommended.
The replay value was there, the strokability enough to justify checking
the movie out, and the value if you find it on sale somewhere at a
reasonable price was enough to merit your attention. I'd have liked
better extras and more attention given to the aural portions of the
presentation but as a trend for the series, it was a solid selection of
newcomer cuties that fit the bill even if they did not all look 18
years old. In short,  Barely Legal #80 (Blu-Ray) was the first
release by Hustler on blu-ray that made me think they might be able to
keep up with the industry leaders with only a touch more effort,
despite naysayer's that have told me otherwise.

Ivan & Ricky D.
are directors in the porn industry that I have found to care about the
work they do. Unlike some of their peers that do it just for a
paycheck, they are always looking for something to surprise fans with,
Ivan now the lead director at Anabolic Digital.
Each of the men has their own style but one of the similarities is they
like to keep the camera moving, a dynamic approach that works better in
some cases then others but fans of lesbian action might appreciate how
this was used to capture the action in  Girlgasmic Blu-Ray; a
lesbian lovefest consisting of three lengthy scenes of depraved fun.
The idea was simple enough; take a bunch of hot women from various
backgrounds and have them go at one another actively and aggressively
with toys and tongues, leaving no hole completely untouched. The back
cover said it like this: "Anabolic proudly presents our first
installment of an all girl series that is pleasingly packed with a
plethora of pleasure producing pussy. 15 hot, horny, healthy, hooch
hungry whores grace the screen in this pounding fuck fest. Erotic
tease, hardcore sex, entertaining and enlightening behind the scenes.
This movie has it all. Anabolic fans have come to expect the best form
us and we consistently deliver exactly that. Anabolic gives you more
fuck for the buck. When your searching for porn perfection look for
Anabolic."  It had a decent amount of gal pal action and I can see why some would be
infatuated with the production based on the cast list alone, never mind
the fun it looked like most everyone had during the production of the
show but the technical values and rough edges lowered the rating to a
low end Recommended. This was not a backhanded compliment, fans
of cameras moving around a lot and flood lighting will find this movie
among the best of the year, but a bit more variety in how each scene
was shot might have assisted in elevating the rating too. In any case, Girlgasmic Blu-Ray was an interesting show for those of you into lipstick lesbian porn
where about half the cast really wanted to be there and the other half
went along for the ride.  As far as sources that claim the release in
Blu-Ray was a world of difference better looking, I'd have to suggest
they take off their rose colored glasses but it was a nice upgrade that
future efforts should be easily able to improve upon so I wish Anabolic
well as they come to terms with follow up efforts.

Miles From Needles is a
slightly horrific journey into the backwoods with Savanna at the center
of it all.  As Marianne, her idyllic upscale life is upturned once her
husband (Steven St. Croix) finds his marital sheets parted by her
longtime girlfriend, Lucy (April Blossom).   Their collective futures
are littered with tragedy, though along the way Marianne finds herself
in one sexual dalliance after another, mostly for the sake of saving
her own skin. 
While the babes-in-the-woods routine has become scattershot with every new entry into the genre, Miles From Needles ups the ante while successfully hinting at more severe fare from the
golden age of the backwoods creeper.  And even though the splatter is
kept to a minimum, the psychological terror which all involved inspire
is actually quite scary: Evan as the hulking psychopath, Kimberly as
the loose screw that holds him together, their beaten down child
Constance (Mr. Deen), and Steven St. Croix's portrayal of an unhinged,
choke-happy husband.  Likewise, both Savanna and April hold their own
as the freaked-out victims (and sometimes perpetrators), though Ms.
Blossom's turn, both story-bound and sex-wise, was the true highlight
of the whole journey.  Her scenes burn the brightest, with Kim's jail
house and outdoor scenes a second close, followed by Maria's
double-teamed hurricane.  Savanna may be the outright star, but her
cohorts keep the picture moving and on point throughout (and she's no
slouch, herself!).   Even if you're wary of anything resembling a
storyline, Miles From Needles comes Recommended by this devout gonzo-lover;  just be sure to keep a light on!

This plot based adult feature comes from Pulpo, one of the newer studios on the scene. While the title Dolores Of My Heartis kind of goofy and a little awkward, once you get past that you'll
realize that director Andres Tabogo has gone the extra mile and crafted
a reasonably interesting XXX whodunit.  When the film begins, a stand up comedian named Eddie Vega (Chris
Cannon) is brought in for questioning by a police detective played by
Jack Lawrence. It seems that Eddie's wife, a sexy dancer named Dolores
(Shy Love), was found murdered and he's the primes suspect in the case.
As Eddie sits down and talks to the cops, his story unfolds through a
series of flashbacks. It seems that his wife was cheating on him and
that Eddie took it upon himself to investigate her extra curricular
activities taking place in a seedy hotel room. He did now, however,
murder his wife... or so he says. As the story unfolds the pieces of
the puzzle start to fit together and eventually the cops get the answer
they're looking for, even if it isn't exactly what they expected.  An interesting and sincerely sexy thriller, Dolores Of My Heart has a wonky transfer but is otherwise quite a strong release. The sex
is hot and the girls are beautiful but more surprisingly the story is
honestly engaging and interesting.  This is one of those rare adult movies where the sex scenes actually
make sense. They happen for a reason and actually further the plot,
rather than the other way around. There's a genuinely decent story here
in amongst the hardcore fuck footage and director Andres Tabogo shoots
the whole thing with style and class. There's enough here that the
movie is definitely sexy and completely pornographic, but the
production values and care put into the cinematography, lighting,
soundtrack and even the acting all speak highly of the movie's quality.
The film is not without it's flaws - by porno standards the acting here
is good but in real life that equates to mediocrity - but it's nice to
see a company taking their time to create interesting adult films
rather than simply latching on to the gonzo craze of the hour.

Playgirl's titles seem to have a hit or miss quality about them.
Playgirl's Hitting the G Spot is an erotic soft core DVD made for
first timers and women that do not enjoy the hard core genre of the
adult movies. They will find this title more than suitable for their
taste. Even the cover of the DVD is made specially to attract a woman's
desires at the point of purchase with a very alluring sleeve and DVD
cover. Playgirl gives you the typical romantic get-together without the
intense circus acts that are a turn off for so many. There is also
abundance bonus material including a solo male masturbation scene with
Canden Ellis which you can either pass or watch, the BTS which in some
cases lead up to another title: Her Perfect Date with   Faith Leon as
well a bonus scene with  Mia Smiles  & Erik Everhard  in  "Spy".
That's the one thing about PG titles that it's worth the dollar value
being that it's loaded with goodies for one to enjoy. Playgirl tries
to  is keep it as  close as  possible to what  a  woman  enjoys seeing
 at  the  most in soft core level  but on the  other  hand  at times
are too  short length wise to  even  get a little heated. For me,
watching a slow seduction is more appealing to the mind and body making
sure that it keeps the viewers and me glued to the screen and wanting
and waiting for more.You are going to notice with some of the scenes I
add more than two pics pointing out the sensuality of the scene and the
fact that I purposely did so because I enjoyed those scenes very much.
It was hard to choose a favorite being that just about every scene
stimulated me in more than one way. Playgirl's  Hitting the G  Spot is one of the  better titles in  its
collection. It  wasn't  so much as  "tapping the  females "G" spot ,
its more  about  seduction of  her mind  and  body. Each scene took its
time with the seduction except for one. As you noted with the pictures
I added are the ones that really grabbed at me and my eyes never veered
from the screen. Playgirl's  Hitting the G Spot has  something  for
everyone.  On the romance level and chemistry level these scenes will
leave you wanting more!

Reviewer Peter Rockwell then gave us a few to appreciate with titles such as Double Penetration Tryouts #3;  The sex on the DVD was top notch. The girls are all sexy and energetic,
they have great chemistry with their partners, and they look like
they're having fun. When you add in the value of the extras you have a
DVD that delivers plenty of fuck for your buck. Whether you're looking
for a DVD to watch with your partner or solo Double Penetration Tryouts Volume 3  should prove to be worth your time;  Real College Girls 15:  With literally dozens on new teen releases coming out every month it's tough to decide where to spend your money. Real College Girls #15 provides everything you expect from a "teen" DVD: young-looking girls
in lots of raunchy sex, wrapped in good video quality, and sprinkled
with extras. If you're looking to buy a teen DVD it's tough to do
better than this release;  All American Creampie #2:  Despite a few flaws All American Cream Pie 2 is a pretty enjoyable
release. Starring some incredibly attractive young girls, the action on
this disc will hold up to repeated viewings. In most cases it would
make a good blind buy, but some might want to rent it first;  Blind Sex Dates #4:  Overall I was pretty satisfied with this DVD. The majority of the
scenes very enjoyable with attractive women, intense action, and solid
technical quality. As it stands Blind Sex Dates Episode 4 earns a rating of "Recommended";  and Teenstravaganza 6:  If you're into watching young cuties fuck on camera then this two-disc
set definitely will deliver. There were a few scenes that I didn't
particularly care for, but as a whole they were enjoyable. The main
strength of this title is the value. Two discs, 12 scenes, and over
five hours of action provide you with plenty of fuck for your buck. If
you enjoy this genre, I recommend checking it out.

Then there was the strange Kokeshi 19: Cat Sperm Woman:  The oddly titled Cat Sperm Woman stars Japanese AV starlet
Yoshiki Aogiri. The plot is pretty miniscule, but basically Yoshiki
wanders around until she gets a cell phone call. She arrives at an
apartment where it seems her boyfriend is being held hostage. The
cretin responsible decides to let Yoshiki pay off his debt in his place
and, after reading some non-translated paperwork, she indulges in a few
different sexual escapades.  Presented completely unfogged and in full on hardcore mode, Cat Sperm Womanis little more than a series of hardcore vignettes. That said, those
who appreciate extreme close ups and very graphic cinematography will
dig this, particularly if their kink tends to lean towards Japanese
girls. Yoshiki Aogiri takes it all like a champ and does a fine job on
camera, and while it may not seem like there's a lot of variety here,
each scene does have its own vibe and Yoshiki is sexy enough that this
eighty some odd minute feature never gets old. This may not be your
thing if the cultural oddities of Japanese hardcore are lost on you
(they're very different than domestic fuck films and are sometimes
pretty misogynist and they also tend to play up the whole Lolita theme)
but as far as import XXX goes, this isn't a bad effort at all.  The extras are useless as are the subtitles but the feature doesn't
really need English translation in the first place so we can let that
slide. This is hardcore gonzo porn, not a plot based feature even if
the filmmaker's toss a storyline in as an afterthought. Yoshiki Aogiri
is cute as a button and fucks like a champ and it's because of her
inspired turn in front of the camera that Cat Sperm Woman (I still don't understand the title) comes recommended.

 Playgirl's titles seem to have a hit or miss quality about them. Not
much   changes with each release nor does the cast. Playgirl's Love
Sounds is an erotic and alluring soft core DVD made for first timers
and women that do not enjoy the hard core genre of the adult movies.
They will find this title more than suitable for their taste. Even the
cover of the DVD is especially designed to attract a woman's desires at
the point of purchase. Playgirl gives you the typical romantic
get-together without the intense circus acts that are a turn off for so
many. Dating back to as early as 05/15/04, you might find a scene or
two with male cast members that you are not all too familiar with. InPlaygirl's Love Sounds the male cast  credits of   were  given  during
the  first  few minutes of the introductions, something  which  I have
not  seen  before in all the previous reviews of their DVD's. This  time  Playgirl  went  down a different  route with magnifying
the  sounds  couples make during  sex. In every  scene you clear the 
clear  sounds of moans  coming  from them in the  throws of  deep
passions. I was  very  impressed that the music  didn't  take  away 
from  the  sounds that  escalated in each  scene and  I love the  fact
that the moaning  gave more  sensuality to the  scenes. I for one enjoy
listening to the vocals and how realistic some   are. Sometime it's not
so much seeing them coupling but listening to the raw desire and
passion in their voices. I know  a lot of  times there isn't much 
reality to the actions and allowing  yourself to  feel  the  pleasure
your  body  feels after  constantly  having  sex on camera. Playgirl
did a nice job with " Love Sounds" and hope to watch and hear more of
the  same in the  future.