Fire Bad! Porn Good!

I haven't done one of these blogs before so here goes.

1) I have a weird relationship with porn. I don't see in terms of what positions were nailed and what I saw. I'm more of the experience reporter. That might not help you guys that are looking for which disc had the best DVDA. But, it's just where I'm coming from.

2) I can only name a handful of porn actresses. I don't really follow any one studio and I'm pretty much your casual viewer.

3) I like giant breasts. I don't trust people who are big on the ass worship. Something seems incredibly unnatural about it.

4) Freckles, Chubby Chicks and Preggos are what I find hot. You got a problem with that?

5) I miss classic porn. Where have you gone, Honey Wilder?

I wish there was more on my mind than that, but there isn't. I'm a simple man with simple tastes. So, enjoy this for what it is.