That’s it. The Phoenix Forum was terrible. I quit porn. I’m never sucking dick again.

okay, now that I got that out of the way, we all can see this for the terribly hokey April Fools day joke that it is, and I couldn't do it that day, so I did it today. 

Wouldn't that be the most terrible post to come on here and read? Don't worry, you don't have to. But you do have to come back later tonight so you can check out some of my wacky pictures from The Phoenix Forum, and my first experience with a long and well loved company, FreeOnes. I had pretty much the most amazing past four days out in the middle of the desert with some of the kindest, craziest, and most intelligent web people in our industry. It was an honor to be invited, and to be able to represent Freeones, like they've always represented me!

I'm going to the gym right now, and will upload shit later tonight. So either look back late tonight, or first thing in the morning. 

XOXO, 

(I won't play jokes like that anymore, sorry!!!)