Big Wet Asses 12, Shay Jordan lets loose, Britney Rears 4, Barely Legal Christmas, and a great deal more!

 Will Ryder
is one of the most colorful characters in porn these days, reminding me
of PT Barnum in terms of his showmanship and ability to give the fans
what they want. Considering how many titles are available on shelves
and how most of it is generically churned out in mass quantity, guys
like Ryder help lead the way for others that are stuck in the pack
mentality, his creativity compensating for the heaps of cash other
parody makers deploy with his style proving money isn't everything. In
keeping with tradition, his latest release is distributed by Hustler Video, home of his many titles focusing on really young ladies, a feature fuck flick called  Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo.
Previous volumes in the series were script heavy and sex light to an
extent and having listened to the masses, Ryder went in another
direction this time; eschewing lengthy dialogue often referred to as
fast forward fodder in order to provide more sex, harder sex, and a
cast of cuties including hotty Sativa Rose, Veronique Vega, Jamie Elle,
and of course Hillary Scott. The basic premise of the story was a candy
called Britney Pops that people sucked on to find themselves getting
horny; lowered inhibitions abounding in the many scenes of the show. It was a marked change from the plot heavy earlier volumes in the series
but raincoaters demanding more sex and less talk will be jumping for
joy that their demands were met. The sex itself was often very
hardcore, more so than any of the previous releases, and the cute
little gimmick used to thread the scenes together was enough to make it
all seem more than a vignette or true gonzo release but never at the
expense of the action. I prefer the feature style used before but the
strokability, the replay value, and the amount of great extras all made Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo worthy of being Recommended.
Will Ryder caps off another successful year here, proving he can truly
make a silk purse out of a sow's ear; begetting the question of what
will he do next to turn the porn world on its ear.

Jack Napier is the genetically gifted director at Vouyer Media
responsible for all of their better interracial fuck flicks but he
isn't merely a "race card" in action either. His sense of style and
playful love of women always manages to bring out some of the best work
from a great many ladies he has worked with in the past, doing so more
consistently than any of the other directors at the company I like so
much. His latest title is an all anal ASStravaganza called  Jack In The Ass where the well hung director was tapping some of the best booty in porn
thanks to gals like Sandra Romain, Annette Schwarz, and others; each of
them holding on for dear life as he opened their backdoors wide open
with his pounding thrusts. Knowing that he was going to initiate a
newcomer to anal in the movie also made it special for those into porn
seconds but based on the man's previous work alone, I was pretty sure
I'd be giving this one the nod early on for what he tends to provide
sexually. I felt it was worthy of being considered Highly Recommended.
The replay and strokability of four scenes added so much fuck for the
buck that I had to take a break from reviewing the movie to cool down
(the extra scene with Aline about as good as Dana's scene too but
that's an extra so it's not rated as harshly). In short, Jack In The Ass was further evidence that Jack is still climbing up the ladder of the
porn pantheon to take his rightful spot, already surpassing better
known names like Lex and Justin for consistently good scenes of late so
if you like the action described; you really can't lose out by picking
this one up.

Gregg Alan is the directing name for one of the capable hands over at Diabolic
these days; the suggestion being that he decided to take matters into
his own hands after seeing some mediocre work by hired gun directors
weaken the company reputation. Be that as it may, Gregg is no stranger
to porn and what consumers want so I was glad he picked up the latest
volume of a popular series I've enjoyed with  Ass For Days 5. The last volume I reviewed was Ass For Days 3
and that was awhile ago, rumors floating around that #4 was substandard
despite the fine cast. The idea of the series is to showcase ladies
with fetching rumps as they teased and had hot sex with a variety of
men, sexy lingerie a given as well. Unlike some similar series at
competing companies, this one does not generally provide fat women with
a lot of cellulite and junk in the trunk so much as cuties with healthy
booties about to do some sexy duty to inspire the masses to drain their
balls dry. The gal on the cover, Jenny Hendrix, has been in a number of
popular titles of late so I was especially interested in this one, the
cover good enough that it was featured on Xcritic in a recent Blue Room
Column as well as the increasingly popular Covers We Crave series. It had the burden of being the latest in a preferred series that has won a
lot of positive attention by fans and critics alike so perhaps my
expectations were too high but it was simply not as consistently good
as it should have been. Some of this was due to the pairings and some
due to the ladies but some of the ladies (Rachel and Maya in
particular) had asses that did not live up to the title and many people
would consider the rarity of anal action in a gonzo by Diabolic
focusing on ass to be strange. The sex was good enough to merit a
rating of Recommended but as a flagship series for the company,
I greedily expected even more so forgive my personal expectations from
interfering in the review but this is one of the companies that set the
standard. In short, Ass For Days 5 was a lot of fun and most of you will derive a lot of pleasure from it.

Next up was Jenna Loves Justin Again, the sequel to Jenna Loves Justin
that came out a year ago. The first volume in the series was a modest
success so it was decided to let loose the juice and really pack the
sequel tight with stroke material, a total of twenty scenes comprisingthe release. A number of the scenes had Jenna in all her glory doing
solo scenes that haven't been made available to the public on DVD and
truth be told, they were what I was most anxious to see. Thankfully, I
was not disappointed too (so I added pictures of those scenes).
Clocking in at about four and a half hours, there were also scenes
starring the ever changing pool of contract performers from the
company, some of them having left the field, so consider this as more
than just a tribute to Jenna but also as a time capsule of sorts for
her entire company. It was most notable for the 8 scenes starring Jenna Jameson
that were unreleased on DVD until now. I would have appreciated better
credits for the cast and movies the scenes came from but the
compilation was awash in population pudding of one sort or another so
you really can't complain too loudly. For me then, the movie earned a
rating of at least Recommended though die hard Jenna fans
should immediately place this one on their Christmas list as a "must
have", even Santa Clause probably wants one to confirm that half his
yearly "naughty" list is engaged in carnal activity on this wealth of
scenes from the company vaults. In short,  Jenna Loves Justin Again caters to the very large group of fans that want to remember Jenna
Jameson in her prime, the celebrity sex tape style of some of the
unreleased footage far better than anything by gals named Amy, Kim,
Pam, and the like.

Lovely reviewer Ravyn was up next as she showed how our recent interviewee Savanna Samson fared as the spotlight hotty in Savanna Loves Sex: Can You Survive Her Lust? This is Savanna at her purest, making the
kind of sex movie she likes to make: all sex. All scorching hot. Four
anals. Moreover, situations so sexual they'll make you squirm before
you squirt. She's talking to the talent, she talks to the crew and she
even talks to you. Moreover, you can bet the subject is sex. As inSavanna Loves Sex. In addition, truer words were never spoken. It was an interesting journey into the sexual appetite of the insatiable
Savanna Samson. The  first scene starts off very intense and I can
imagine the men wanting to trade place with  James Deen as he has his
way with each of the ladies. I am surprised that he didn't bust a
nut  after the  first 30 minutes. I enjoyed how Savanna interacted
with the camera and how  deep into it her performance she was.
Her witty comments were refreshing and I couldn't help  but notice
that in her scene with Liv and Marco all the giggling going on. I
notice a few times Marco and Liv held back from laughing which means
they had a great time doing the scene. Each of the 5 scene were long,
always a good thing when you want to build up the momentum and was either a threesome or foursome. There was only one b/g scene which
was rather dark a first  but none the less  hot. It  took me two
days to watch the entire DVD with all the added extras Vivid adds to
its titles making them a good purchase for anyone. Watching
Savanna in action after meeting her and speaking length about how intense adult  performers  should be about their scene is going to
make me look even closer at the ladies in the  future.

One of our leading reviewers and a favorite with the ladies, Alexander, then provided us with the most detailed, picture laden review of Mafia Girlz you are likely to ever see anywhere: The DVD cover is appropriately B-movie action-ish with a bevy of hot
chicks stiffly posing with an array of automatic weapons.  That, and
the so-early-'90s title hold a lot of appeal for a fan of shot-on-the-cheap action fare like Red Scorpion and Best of the Best 3, like myself.  It really does exude a midnight-on-USA vibe.  But with double penetration. Sold! The box art promises a girls with guns actioner but
instead, the gals--aside from Honey, anyway--are pretty much just fuck
toys for the men.  Girls actually toting guns amounts to about five
minutes of the movie's runtime.  And despite the "Sicilian Mafia Girlz"
blurb on the back, there's nothing even remotely Sicilian or mafia or
girlz-like in the flick. But I liked it anyway. It works, and as I mentioned in my review of the movie's sound, it's not
that far in quality from some of the mainstream action straight-to-DVD
crap clogging the New Release shelves at Hollywood Video. I liked that the sex was hot
and varied and intense. I like that despite the obviously minimal
budget, the filmmakers found interesting ways to shoot their story.
(Albeit a short one.  Lose the sex and the story lasts half hour,
tops.)  I liked that the girls were gorgeous and I liked the distinctly
Euro flavor of the setting, cast, and plot.  Perfect? Far from it.  But
fun? Hell yes. 

 Flower Tucci
is a leader in the porn industry as a performer who doesn't care to
look like a man (as so many of the tiny newcomers seem to look) and
embraces her kinky sexual desires on camera better than anyone else as
she proves herself worthy of "anal porn queen" status time and again.
One of her kinks that I'm not often all that keen on is her ability to
discharge fluids from her pussy; be it urine or some other form of
ejaculate depending on what your personal beliefs may be and her best
titles focusing on that twisted practice known as "squirting" come from
director William H. Nutsack and Elegant Angel. The latest such effort in the series was hailed recently as one of the top Covers We Crave on the front page of the website in the form of Flower's Squirt Shower 5 and every scene not only displays the water works mentioned in the
title but also stars Flower herself in her over the top manner with
some of her most fluid friends providing back up. If you enjoy the
practice of squirting, there is no other combination of
performer/director/company that provides the showmanship you will get
here so even nonbelievers should get a kick out of the sex taking
place. It . The movie is the sequel to the popular Flower's Squirt Shower 4was another fine showcase for the squirting abilities of Flower Tucci and a select group of her peers so I rated it as Recommended.
The colors looked a bit washed out and the emphasis on squirting made
it a better selection for those of you dedicated to enjoying that act
over all others but even as a general gonzo release it had some solid
merits to appreciate. In short, despite a couple scenes not as
fulfilling as the rest, you could do a lot worse than Flower's Squirt Shower 5.

Manuel Ferrara has been one of the best directors distributed by Evil Angel
in recent times, largely because of his ability to connect with the
ladies and bring out their inner slut better than most others. He gets
them to do things for him that his peers have to pay extra for, the
difference between the dynamics clear in most cases (paying them versus
them wanting to try stretching their limits). Well, he has tried his
hand at a lot of niches and wanted to do some interracial with black
women doing white men (different than movies like Racial Violations 2 and Jack in the Ass where black men did white women) and came up with the double disc set of  Bangin' Black Boxes: Special Extended Set;
a series of five new scenes and a whole disc full of solid extras like
a bonus scene from the old days when he worked at RLD. Manuel took part
in most of the scenes and the ladies were always either very physically
attractive or at very least sexually skilled, a diverse style of
casting as few beside Manuel seem willing to try these days. It had a wealth of extras adding value to the already appealing scenes but
the visual aspects of the movie forced me to drop the rating down a
full grade to settle on considering this one as worthy of being Recommended.
The dark settings did little to assist in making the ladies look their
best for the camera and the inherent issues involved in the way the
colors seemed so saturated dragged it down a bit for me but the raw
energy and quality of black coochy almost made up for it; so there was
replay and strokability beyond what I expected when I picked up my
copy. In short, Bangin' Black Boxes: Special Extended Set was a
winner that was in need of technical aspects being polished up, an area
Manuel has been slacking off on but the totality of the circumstance
still meriting picking up a copy if you like the genre.

LT Turner is one of the directors at Elegant Angel
that handles many of their interracial titles these days. The man is
affable and well regarded from what I understand, always trying to add
some humor into his movies to keep them from being too overbearing as
others in the field seem to get at times. His latest movie making it to
me was  Racial Violations 2; my interest in it relating largely to the scene where Dana DeArmond
took on 5 guys. Dana's performances aren't always consistently good but
a friend suggested this was one of her best in a long time and that I
would certainly like it, the deal sealed when I found out the rest of
the female cast. The five scenes all showed interracial action and
there was a lot going on, even a fair amount of anal sex for those of
you into the backdoor action that has become increasingly popular these
days. The replay value, strokability, and technical qualities were all such
that it appeared to me that LT was trying to up his game and compete
against some of the more established names in the business; succeeding
more often than not with his fun scenarios keeping it all in
perspective. If you like interracial without so much of the ghetto
abuse acts that are common elsewhere, you might really enjoy watching Racial Violations 2 but the ending scene with Ms. Lopez was truly inspired in terms of how
well they connected so for that alone it merited checking out.

Gina Lynn & Travis Knight have had quite a run of success with their own production company, Gina Lynn Productions,
in recent years; now finding themselves distributed by Jules Jordan
himself in a move made awhile back. The star of the company is Gina
herself of course and having watched her in mainstream projects as well
as a variety of hardcore gonzo flicks, her appeal is self evident. A
few months back, they released an interracial title that got lost in
the shuffle so I picked up a copy the other day to see if it might be
any good. The title was Gina Lynn's Black Attack 2 and while I
did not see the first volume in the series, I have seen Gina tear it up
with men of color in the past so I expected it to be a solid offering
indeed. The back cover put it like this: "Gina Lynn performs with Mr.
Marcus, Rico Strong, and Tyler Knight and in each scene she destroys
the big black dick like no other, it's almost as if she was deprived of
dark meat growing up! August just loves to get fucked and enjoys
choking on Sean Michael's enormous cock! Katarina Kat is so flexible,
Nat Turnher plows this Russian bombshell to where she was speaking her
native language. This is a must see, imagine three blondes in a sea of
darkness!" There was enough material here to warrant giving it a rating of Recommended
for fans of interracial as well as her legion of followers. The extras
were on the light side this time but Gina was in most of the scenes so
the balancing act any spotlight performer would have in this situation
was in favor of her wealth of sexual conduct. In short,  Gina Lynn's Black Attack 2 may be better or worse than the first volume in the series but fans of
the young lady will likely appreciate that even when she was faced with
a huge black cock, she did not shy away from doing as much as she could
with it.

Erik Everhard
has long struck me as one of the most sexually driven men in
contemporary porn, losing himself in the throws of passion so readily
when getting off that it tends to inspire many women to up their game
as it were. As a director, he also has the tendency of hiring some of
the best ladies in porn as much for their looks as their performing
skills, a definite asset now that he is in the spotlight as distributed
by Jules Jordan Video.
Erik's most recent title to make it my way was Double Vision: Special Edition; a double disc set lasting over four hours full of point of view (POV) sex. I'm familiar with his Anal Prostitutes On Video
series that is POV so what made this one different became the focal
point of my search while waiting for this one to arrive the other day.
Essentially, each scene involves Erik enjoying the services of two
ladies in the POV fashion he has learned to present under the tutelage
of fellow director Mike John; the leading man in the format these days.
Erik not only shows a steady hand in this regard but the women were
typically quite skilled and attractive, with a couple of surprises in
store for me as I looked at the cover. It was long, strong, and down to get the friction on but a few scenes were not as good as the others so I rated it as Recommended.
If you like the Love Twins at all, you will want to elevate the rating
a full notch but this was a fun POV flick well worth checking out
thanks to most of the other ladies working so well with the man
himself. The extras added value and while the visuals were not as solid
as recent titles by the guy, Double Vision: Special Edition showed that Erik still has a lot of skill with the camera when
otherwise occupied, doing far better than most of his peers in the
process.

Colonel Mustard makes his triumphant return with a host of top picks this week, our scouts bringing him back in to see what he said about; 8th Street Latinas #3: "The directors holding their handheld cameras find a wonderful
collection of beautiful women of Latin decent willing and able to
perform sex acts in front of their wandering camera. At nearly four
hours of hardcore sexual action, with some very attractive young
Latinas, the third edition of 8th Street Latinas easily comes in at a
very strong Recommended rating.  I enjoyed the seduction plots.  Seeing
these hot young natural women on the streets, beaches, and offices of
Miami awaiting a strong strapping young man to fuck was quite
entertaining"; Then looking at The Many Shades of Mayhem #1 and Volume 2: Director Jax provides the audience with just about every imaginable
combination of sexual flavor available in these editions of Many
Shades of Mayhem. There is some big name beauties on this DVD, along
with some more obscure names that I will be investigating in the very
near future.  There are over 5 blistering scenes on this DVD, shot
entirely in high definition. Tight Fit Productions has put together an
outstanding collection of talent for the second rendition of Many
Shades of Mayhem.  This DVD had all of the additional spice from the
United Colors of Benetton of the porn world.  Loved every one of the
scenes, and would gladly watch this DVD again and again; Sperm Swap #2: A relative newcomer to the Evil Angel family, Director Raul Cristian
has been putting together some very solid porn since joining the dream
team of gonzo directors.  The label, Cruel Media promises the hottest
gonzo on the planet where the women and men fuck like their
inner-beasts, all for your viewing pleasure.  Raul has an amazing
ensemble of hot European talent on this DVD all shot in some of the
best production values I've seen in my many years of reviewing the blue
screen; Latin Booty Worship #2: With well over three hours and eight women (including the bonus) scene,
the second rendition of Latin Booty Worship packs some serious punch to
the genre.  If ass is your thing, than this is an outstanding DVD.  If
Latin ass is your thing you have my permission to steal or beg for a
copy of this DVD. It will be well worth it.  I recommend this DVD to
anyone who's into hardcore interracial Latin action; The Ties That Bind #2: Although, I am a very big fan of bondage, there are not a whole lot of
mainstream adult DVDs that cater to this market. I think the bondage
aspect could have been taken a little farther.  The production values
of this DVD were very high, and the sex itself was quite enjoyable.  I
recommend this movie to the light bondage fan, or anyone who enjoys
watching some top notch talent get dominated and fucked; and University Sluts of St. Petersburg: This is the type of release you would expect from Rocco Siffreddi and
Evil Angel.  Blistering hot sex, plenty off sodomy and carnal cravings
where you have horny guys allowed to do whatever they like to an
attractive collection of Euro-talent.  University Sluts of St.
Petersburg is a very entertaining porn that I will recommend.

Reviewer Harry Johnson then gave us the lowdown on a lengthy masturbation compilation called Tera Goes Solo; a baker's dozen of hot coochy serving their own sexual needs with the benefit of the meat puppets so many of you find nasty as all get out: Digital Sin loves their compilation releases. We see them all the time and
the two-disc Tera Goes Solo feature is no different. I don't quite understand
why Tera gets her name in there if she's online in one scene but the fact
remains that each of these girls brings something to the table. This is a hot
release with some amazing solo action from some of today's top performers. If
you love the genre then you're going to love this. If you love girls playing with themselves
then you'll want to buy Tera Goes Solo now. Sure it's a compilation but with
some amazing girls like Tera, Lily, Jayna, Lexi, Isabella, and Marlena heating
things up it's one that shouldn't go missed. These scenes vary in quality but
for the most part they are top of the line and this is another solid release
from Digital Sin. The only question you should have regarding this DVD is where
to buy it from! On Tera Patrick's scene he pointed out: In a scene from My Plaything Tera Patrick, she gets right into it
by rubbing her clit right away. Wearing a white lingerie set she looks amazing
while sitting in front of a black fireplace. Tera makes the scene incredibly
erotic while she's fingering herself and once the big dildo comes out it gets
even more intense. Her pussy gets super wet as she fucks herself and the moans
that escape her lips only add to the sexiness of it all. Finally after a few
minutes she hops on board a sybian and begins to remove her bra. The camera
goes in close for some pussy shots and I can't stress enough how amazing it all
looks. This was a fantastic scene and if you love Tera or beautiful Asians in
general you'll undoubtedly fall in love. 

We end our look at top titles this week in the spirit of the holidays with Barely Legal Christmas by reviewing legend Felix Vaquez Jr: I was anxious to see what Hustler had to offer. Would it be just an
average barely legal porno only with the holiday theme slapped on, or
would it be a genuine home run that would make me look at candy canes
on a different wavelength forever? Simply put: Hustler didn't let me
down, and this was a stocking stuffer I was ready to rewatch as many
times as "A Christmas Story." I'm ready for Kum Filled Kwanzaa and
Chanukah whores whenever you are, Hustler. "Barely Legal Christmas" IS
in actuality just a barely legal porn with the Christmas theme since
it's more just a compilation of scenes from other films, but the set up
is so funny I loved it anyway. If you're going to do a compilation of
other movie scenes, at least tell the buyer that before they invest
money on this.
Ringing in the Christmas theme, director Tanner goes all out providing
a hilarious and neat set up featuring skimpily clad hot female elves
with their voices raised higher than the Chipmunks discussing the
intricacies of Christmas and how women want dildos and not toys. You
just have to love the first five minutes of this movie, it's funny,
it's in good humor, and each performer puts a great deal of comedic
effort in the set-up. The hook is that the elves are reading letters
from young women to Santa Claus attempting to convince him that they
are nice and not naughty, but Santa, who refers to Sasha Grey as a
whore, is not buying it so the scenes detail their exploits. As holiday treat, "Barely Legal Christmas" is great for those who
haven't seen all the "Barely Legal" titles. But for those familiar with
the series, this may not be worth your money. Otherwise, I had a lot of
fun and a pure blast with the fun set-up and great finisher. My
suggestion? "Barely Legal Christmas" should be a yearly treat like
"Charlie Brown Christmas," and egg nog.