Smothered n’ Covered 4, Jana Cova Video Nasty, Not The Bradys XXX, and even more!

Not The Bradys XXX has been such a popular review (we had the first published review of the movie months ago) that we enlisted a couple of our other teammates to give a second and third opinion of the DVD; coaxing The Immoral Majority out of retirement from a lengthy hiatus and Ravyn to make some time from their incredibly busy schedules to see if it really was special. Their observations sealed the deal for us in that the movie was clearly the type that should go on our upcoming year end list of top porn. Using creativity instead of a blockbuster budget, director Will Rider showed an old school ability to make something special that is almost certainly going to win some awards in the coming year. As Immoral put it: "One of the best parody films that I've had the pleasure
of screening recently is Not the Brady's XXX.  A spot-on send-up
of that old sitcom, the film features some good sex scenes and is down
right funny to boot. The plot from the film could have come straight out of an old episode
of the Brady Bunch.  Father Mike is having trouble at his architecture
firm, and he's afraid that he won't be able to make the mortgage payment. 
When the kids overhear their parents talking about their fiscal difficulties,
they decide to chip in by getting jobs themselves.  Of course, there's
only so much money to be made washing cars, and the girls soon find out
that there are faster ways to make money. This movie was fun, funny, and had some top-notch sex scenes. 
It's easy to tell that the creators went to extra lengths when making the
film.  The set designs are very reminiscent of the original show and
filled with 70's paraphernalia, and even the wardrobe (especially Alana
Evans' hilarious dress) fit in perfectly with the atmosphere they were
trying to create. A great movie that's a must-buy!" Then Ravyn suggested: "Will Ryder  with his cast of zany actors and his crew together 
brought to the  screen what  we all wanted to see since the Brady
Bunch came out back in the 70's. Everyone at one point or another
wanted to see them get it on in one way or another.  I remember a
time when I was  always hoping Sam and  Alice would get  married
going off on their  own  way with a spin-off. Not The Brady's XXX has a
lot of offer with all the extras and  the two BTS segments which totaled in length at about an hour. If you are a fan of the  Brady's then  Not The  Brady's XXX is one
that you would want to pick up. I wonder how long  before  someone
gets the idea to make a  sequel or  even make a porn version of the 
Partridge Family  or even  The Addams Family."

Next up was the high definition version version of a flagship title with Babysitters HD-DVD; a movie already so popular that it has garnered numerous nominations and is a heavy favorite to reel some in next month. This is the company's major showcase for the contract gals and fastest
conversion to the high definition format to date. While not quite a
feature but more than a true vignette driven movie (some of the scenes
were inter related but only barely), the seven scenes were all themed
around sexually promiscuous babysitters, five of them featuring
contract hotties such as Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley, Sophia Santi, and Shay Jordan (the movie being shot before Stoya
or Adrianna Lynn were  signed on as contract gals). While I never had a
major babysitter fantasy (all of mine were mean old broads, not the
teenage hotties from porn), the appeal of the idea is much like
cheerleaders, nurses, or others that are fantasized about by so many
men; making this a great idea for a movie.  Babysitters HD DVD was easily worth a rating of Recommended or more for all it did have going for it, a wealth of replay and
strokability being demonstrated so readily; setting the bar for Digital
Playground in the future should they follow up with a sequel called Cheerleaders, Clerks,
or other profession ripe for the fantasy approach this one took. The
additional cost of the HD version of the movie might be prohibitive at
some retailers but if you want the very best version of this highly
nominated title, you'll shell out the extra dough and enjoy your
purchase for a long, hard time to come. The content of the movie was the same and the extras barely modified to
include HD DVD trailers that show off the higher resolution of the
titles that are either out or about to come out in the popular new
format. The quick version of the review is that the show looks and
sounds substantially better but it always looked pretty good so it's
value as a double dip will depend on your wallet and your desire to outdo your neighbor's (so enjoy the pictures and trailer we added to the review).

B. Skow has been one of the driving forces at Vivid Entertainment
in terms of providing good looking porn in recent years; typically
bringing something unique to the mix as he enhanced the performances of
the ladies he shot for the company under so many sets of circumstances.
His latest release is a bit different in that it was a series of
lengthy scenes called Brand New Faces 2; a movie dedicated to
showcasing five lovely young ladies in their first scenes for porn and
the sequel to the extremely popular Brand New Faces 1
I saw only a few weeks ago. The porn industry is replete with gals
claiming to be in their first scenes ever but the catch this time was
the cover promising a "100% Money-Back Guarantee" that these were the
first times the ladies were on film. Be that as it may, the cover also
promised that the scenes were candid and given my experience with
newcomers, I was hoping Skow could pull a rabbit out of a hat and also
make them award winning performances. It was worth a rating of Recommended to me for all the action, the
new faces, and the technical handling of the scenes but fans of brand
new gals will think it was a "must have" since the ladies looked and
performed their roles so well. I can't definitively state that none of
them have shot a professional scene before but unlike so many titles
that Vivid sits on for years as part of their marketing approach, Brand New Faces 2 was rushed right to the pressing plant to jump on the newness factor
(something other companies seem to have embraced in the past as many of
you like to see "firsts", real or imagined). Whatever the reality of
the marketing claim though, all five of the cuties were breaths of
fresh air and deserve some accolades for providing enough fuck for the
buck, strokability, and replay value to make this a keeper for your
collection.

Romulus is the directing name of a fetish enthusiast known for kinky female domination shows that are now being distributed by Evil Angel
on a limited basis. His particular niche is to show ladies verbally
abusing men and forcing them to service their healthy cheeks; the
latest title in the Buttman Magazine line being Asses of Face Destruction 3 series. The cover advertised it like this: "Butt Worship and Rim-Jobs
Smothered in Verbal Degradation" and the truth in advertising quotient
was high so if this all sounds good to you, I'm sure you will be having
a spanking good time with the scenes provided here. It .
The idea was less about the sex than the tease, the role playing, and
the build up of the sexual tension, all attributes that came more into
play this time than in his other outings for the company in the popular
AOFD. It was not your typical vanilla porn flick, there was no penetration shown and the
fetish aspects really "fleshed out" for lack of a better term. The heat
generated by the ladies as they put their slaves through the paces
seemed more genuine this time, the sheer volume of tease and face
smothering enough to warrant a rating of Recommended despite
the weak extras and crummy technical values displayed. In short, while
I wouldn't want to substitute all my porn viewing with this kind of
thing,  Asses of Face Destruction 3 made for a kinky change of pace all the same.

Francesca Le is the only female director at Red Light District
these days, the gal having a wealth of experience in the field and a
track record worth bragging about now that she has moved almost
exclusively behind the camera. From vanilla titles to femdom to a lot
of kinky stuff, her works in the recent past have frequently drawn
notice from the masses for the way she gets some of the best pairings
in the industry. Her latest release making it my way was Bitch Banging Bitch 2,
a lesbian fuck flick where the ladies seemed almost always perfectly
matched for each other with a mixture of really focused ladies in some
scenes and newer ladies finding their niche in others. As expected, all
of the scenes had some stroke value for those of us that like watching
gals do one another, the bonus movie a nice touch for value. It was not her biggest lesbian affair of the year but it had a generally
pleasing attitude of stress free enjoyment that employed a lot of toys
but did not really push a lot of limits. The end result was that there
were fewer highlights than some of her past works but no real low spots
either, the levels of fuck for the buck solid enough to merit a rating
of Recommended. The technical values were decent and the
extras, especially the bonus movie, were almost enough to raise the
rating another notch but ultimately, only you can decide what is
important to your pleasure.

Shane's World
has long been a favorite company of mine for the kind of fun
productions they make, often using "civilians" intermixed with porn
professionals, going on road trips, setting up parties, or other sexual
situations that are not formulaic cookie cutter events. Not knowingexactly what to expect from any of their works, there is a heightened
sense of anticipation you simply don't get from generic or mass
produced porn. Well, in the last year, the company has embarked on a
bold new strategy to distribute the works of smaller companies; giving
them the kind of freedom and exposure that might allow them to find a
new audience; one that fits well with the long term plans of Shane's World itself. One such company is the popular internet company called Lightspeed Media with their first release being Lightspeed Sorority 1.
The movie is made up of seventeen scenes (three in the bonus section)
where gals like Jordan Capri can either tease, masturbate, or have
limited lesbian sex together with other attractive ladies that are
youthful and appear to be coeds. If you're burnt out on the same old
"poke & tickle" you find at most companies these days, you might
find this to be especially appealing, internet fans of the cast finally
seeing the ladies on disc without the problems of downloading such
footage. It might not be a replacement for the scores of hardcore titles I
regularly watch but I couldn't deny the appeal of the young ladies
having less explicit sex as a nice change of pace for my viewing
habits. The technical matters were better in some ways than internet
mogul porn sites and the ladies often looked very sexy (with Jordan
Capri in the lead of course), the amount of fuck for the buck
strokability and replay value easily enough to merit a rating of Recommended. In short,  Lightspeed Sorority 1 was what I hope becomes a regular series showing "best of" scenes from the internet website.

Jazz Duro has been the defacto director of the best titles released under the Evil Angel Buttman Magazine Choice program to date. Aside from being the most
prolific director of the program too, his adoration of large, shapely
ass rivals that of anyone else at the company, including the big kahuna
himself so while not every one of his movies is a winner, I always
manage to find some really sweet stroke scenes worthy of my attention
when he is at the helm. His latest release in this line is Big Butt
Slutz 3, the sequel to Big Butt Slutz 2
where Jazz goes on yet another safari in Brazil to find hotties with
large round rumps to pork. What he finds in his travels are a group of
willing participants that enjoy their sexuality to the fullest, the
gals satisfying all of the requirements of the series with a smile and
positive attitude. Evil advertises the release by saying: "In Jazz
Duro's latest video for the Buttman Magazine Choice line, we have an
all-Brazilian cast in three big-ass marathon scenes. Sultry Bella &
Bruna oil each other up and have a threesome with Roge, who buttfucks
them both, in a rough-sex session featuring spitting and high levels of
aggression. Some highlights of the filthy girl-girl tryst between
Monica & Bobolu are toys, footplay and mutual milk enema blasts to
the face! Long-tongued Christina has a blowjob and anal threeway with
Jazz and Wesley, ending with spurts of cum on her ass and face. With
nine Buttman Magazine Choice trailers." If that sounds as good to you
as it did to me, you will likely find this one another Jazz flick
worthy of your time, money, and seed.

B. Skow has been showing off his talents directing for Vivid Entertainment
in recent years, often working with smaller budgets but making superior
movies in the process so it's no wonder that he gets brought in for
signature efforts to showcase newcomers like Brea Lynn. His latest feature doing that is My Big Fake Wedding,
a title revolving around deceit, treachery, and a leading role by...Holly
Morgan?!? Yup, this is another case where the powers that be determined
Brea wasn't quite ready for the role of the virginal lead of the flick
where a gal wants to stay untouched until her wedding day. Brea still
had a major sex role in the movie though, scoring three out of the six
scenes so whatever the slight may have been regarding her acting
skills, fans won't be disappointed at how much quality time she was
provided to shine in this one. The back cover said it like this: "Jared
and Beth young and in love. Jared wants more than anything to have sex
with Beth, but she won't until marriage. Jared feels he's too young to
get married, so, with the "little head" doing the thinking, he decides
to plan a fake wedding! See what happens when Jared and his buddies go
all out to get him married for fake and laid for real. Will Beth find
out in time, and be able to turn things around? Will Jared get laid? Or
just get fucked? Holy matrimony, it's "My Big Fake Wedding!" It was a cute little fluff piece of a feature where the sex was almost always solid
and despite my reservations regarding Vanilla Skye's appearance here,
the entire female cast was strokable. The extras were decent if you're
okay with the five unrelated bonus scenes and Brea Lynn really did prove to be a vivacious hotty in her three scenes so I rated it as Recommended.

Digital Sin is so popular these days for their great compilations that it can be tough keeping up with them and sister company New Sensations. Three of their most popular series are the various "Stravaganza" titles, ASStravaganza, BOOBstravaganza, and TEENstravaganza offerings that we found a few of this week. Well, if you like ladies that take cock up their ass as much as
anything else, you may find another new release to your liking as well,
a double disc set of sixteen(!) scenes in the form of ASStravaganza 6: 2 Disc Set.
The emphasis was always on ladies and anal sex, the names ranging from
performer of the year Hillary Scott to German anal queen Katja Kassin,
and a great many more involved in this one too. The back cover said it
like this: "Did you pass gas? No sir, but I just fucked a juicy little
ass! Hell yeah, that's the way it goes when we stick some big and thick
dicks into a tight little asshole. And we've got the hottest chicks in
the biz taking the backseat plunge, so you can be sure this shit will
be hot, hot, and hot! We've got Bree Olson, Katsumi, Hillary Scott,
Katja Kassin, Jasmine Byrne, Cody Lane, and many more ass-infested
sluts that love to get their fudge packed tighter than a frog's butt on
a rainy day. And with every scene being an anal frenzy, you can bet
your ass there ain't no other ass-stravaganza like this!" Then in Boobstravaganza 6: Titties Galore! the focal point of the fifteen scenes being showcasing ladies with
large but natural breasts over the common implants that many ladies
seem to sport in the industry these days. We added pictures from the scenes to give you an idea what was in the flick too. Then came out glimpse into the youth theme: With nearly five hours of content spanning two discs and 13 scenes, and
including some of the hottest young girls in the business from a host
of relatively recent Digital Sin titles (the oldest scene here is from
late '05), I knew Teenstravaganza! 3 would be a winner. Despite the lack of extras, there is a ton of great content here, from
Veronique's smokin' scene to a bevy of gorgeous chicks (highlighted by
dark-haired beauties Lela Starr and Alexis Love).

We then found the company's dedicated series to the specific stars in their I Love series to be full of quality titles such as I Love Penny Flame: Collector's Edition, a set of scenes
starring the ultimate Flame herself bouncing on throbbing rods and
slurping on the juicy meat poles in a variety of different ways. The
theme this time was on Penny Flame,
most of the other ladies in the cast appearing to be in their late
teens or early twenties on first glance; many of them award winning
starlets from the last few years too. While I might have picked a
different set of scenes based on my tastes, this was a pretty solid set
in large part, catering to the stated market niche fairly well. As the
cover said: "Who's that dame that shows no shame? Holy shit, it's Penny
Flame! And now we've got this sizzling little hottie in all of her
steaming hot scenes, just for your viewing pleasure. This is the movie
you don't want to miss as she gets fucked with the biggest dicks that
rip open her tight little slit. And once we're through with her, she'll
be downright dumb diddly dizzy 'cause this shizzy is off the fuckin'
chain. So bring it on New Sensations...I Love Penny Flame!" Then the quality offering of I Love Sativa Rose: Collector's Edition, a set of scenes where cutie Sativa Rose
was up in all seven scenes. The theme this time was on the award
winning babe having fun, Sativa always a welcome sight in movies thanks
to her smoldering sensuality and seductive nature. While I might have
picked a slightly different set of scenes based on my tastes, this was
a pretty solid set in large part, catering to the stated market niche
fairly well. The back cover said it like this: "Sativa Rose is here and
she's ready to fuck! So get ready for seven scenes of extraordinary fun
as she gets her poontang banged like a gong from Hong Kong. She's a
babe on a mission and she's about to turn up the heat when she squeezes
her luscious tits and shakes her juicy ass. This is a Special
Collector's Edition you definitely don't want to miss!" We ended our look at the series with I Love Rebeca Linares: Collector's Edition, a set of scenes where Rebeca Linares
was bouncing on throbbing rods and slurping on the juicy meat poles in
a variety of different ways. The theme this time was on young Rebeca
showing how she became an anal princess in 6 lengthy scenes. While I
might have picked a different set of scenes based on my tastes, this
was a pretty solid set in large part, catering to the stated market
niche fairly well.

Next up was a look at an interracial series popular with our own lovely Ravyn, in Minority Rules 2: Mark Stone's Minority Rules 2 surprised the hell out of me. In his 
first of the series  it was  a rush  piece  which  didn't  sit  very 
well with me. I can honestly  say that  Minority  Rules 2 is  so much 
better in  many  ways.  The lighting is so much better and there is  
so much more foreplay that was add. Each scene took its time in
heightening the pleasure level. This of course is what everyone likes
in porn even the BTS was  fun to watch. There are not a lot of 
inter-racial  movies out there that show the ladies at their best
but this one  did. I like the  premise around shooting the still 
while  filming and using  softer lighting to showcase their  natural 
beauty. If you want to watch the   movie, I firmly suggest that you do watch
the BTS first. What amounts to almost 38 minutes of dialogue and
prepping. The BTS this  time around in Mark Stone's Minority Rules series shows the cast having a great time  on the set and the
ladies letting the viewers know that the like and dislike while
having sex. Starting with Annette Schwartz  the German beauty, she lets us in on how much she enjoys the feel of a hot  cock in her
mouth and enjoys having her boobs fucked and sucked. Annette goes on
about doing her first inter-racial title. Overall I enjoyed watching it and I think you will  too.. Nice
Work Mark!

Peter Rockwell then found a quartet of top picks worthy of inclusion here including Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks 5: The latest installment in the Seymore Butts series is an instant
classic. Fans of the series will, without hesitation, want to pick this
up for their collections. Also, anyone who has never had the
opportunity to see a Seymore Butts DVD and is curious, might want to
make their first purchase; Cumaholics 2: Overall I was very satisfied with this DVD. The one thing it really has
going for it is the quality of the girls. Each and every one of them is
amazing to look at. Combine that with energetic sex, and good technical
quality, and you have a DVD worthy of adding to your collection. If
you're a fan of teen DVDs, definitely consider picking this title up; a compilation called Barely Legal Oral Education: A lot of compilation titles seem to be haphazardly thrown together just
to make a quick buck. I'm pleased to say that this isn't the case with
this title. I can't say it enough times - EVERY girl on this title is
amazing. They truly all look like teens, show a lot of playfulness, and
most of all love to suck cock. Considering the fact that you get 11
high-quality scenes, this title earns a rating of Recommended. Any
red-blooded male will enjoy it over and over again; and the series flagship series' latest release in  Barely Legal #76:  Every time I review a Barely Legal titles I rant and
rave about how hot the girls are. Needless to say I was simply amazed
that this DVD has assembled the best-looking casts I've ever seen on
one disc. Girl one through girl five is simply incredible. When you
also add in the wild, intense sex you have a DVD that belongs on the
shelves of every guy who enjoys teen DVDs.

We end this week's look at the top picks with one of our favorite reviewers' takes on a popualr Asian series with Me Luv U Long Time #9: Four solid scenes out of five is enough to warrant at least a
recommended rating in my book. Four of the girls are an Asian
fetishists dream (highlighted by scene two's gorgeous Evelyn Lin) and
the sex is hot and varied enough to keep you coming back for more. 
Yes, the pre-fucking interviews are annoying and the PQ leaves a little
to be desired, but if you can overlook these very minor flaws, you'll
undoubtedly enjoy Me Luv U Long Time #9. To give you an idea of what to
expect, here's a look at the final scene of the day by our skilled
reviewer: In stark contrast to the soft and cute Lani is Molly
Henderson, who looks like she subsists on nothing but cock and fucking
(usually in the ass, if her very puckered hole is any indication). How
do we know she's a very bad girl? The first thing Strong does when he
appears is give Molly two swift claps on the cheek and jam his fingers
in her mouth. She then gives Strong an awesome blow job, deep throating
him repeatedly and jerking him off, sucking his balls, and eventually
rimming him (which isn't the most erotic thing in the world, but it is
super hot watching how much Molly likes to get dirty). Some very hot
doggy, reverse cowgirl anal, and cowgirl follow. The scene culminates
with Strong shooting his load into Molly's mouth, then Molly licking
the stray drops of cum off of the hardwoord floors. A bad girl, indeed.