We also got a couple of retro-reviews put back up with amusing looks at Serenity's Sensual Feel Pocket Vagina and the Lexi UR3 Pocket Pussy; both frictional toys for men to assist them in their solo pleasure antics. Exactly how much each device felt like the performer they were modeled after is a matter open to discussion but much like Don's reviews of titles we know we won't like, they were required reading for those wanting a hearty belly laugh at the secret side of porn where only the bravest can admit to buying toys used to jerk off with. Our professor of porn is perhaps the only guy we know who could not only give us the goods on the goods but do it in such a way that we routed for him to bust that nut a second time. He summed up the two toys like this: "In short, I'd recommend the Lexi UR3 Pocket Pussy as
an addition to your novelty collection though not as a complete
replacement of women. For less than the cost of a decent dinner, you'll
be up and running with this one" and pointed out the Serenity toy "In summation, the Serenity's Sensual Feel Pocket Vagina was good
for a few cheap laughs and was more portable than other toys, though
I'd be hesitant to carry one around in my pocket with me."
Another female reviewer, the lovely Ravyn, then provided us with a trio of top titles such as Bound To Please 2: Five beautiful ladies all of which enjoy being tied up give it
their all with their male co-stars as they moan and groan for
you as they become more aroused being tied up. Each of these ladies
are very vocal in expressing their delight as the men go to town on
them. The scenes are lengthy which is a good thing for both the men
and ladies watching Bound To Please 2. Though it is a soft core
fetish even the more season fetish lovers can find enjoyment in it. It gave me the impress that it was made more for a ladies POV than for
me to stroke off too while watching. If you take notice the men took
their time in going down on the ladies more than once. The foreplay
was very well done and you could tell that the performers were very
much into the other. The light bondage was a turn on and the fact
that it wasn't rush heightened the pleasure they gave to each
other. I even found myself getting aroused while watching it and
that hasn't happened a lot. Which means if it got me all hot and
bothered, you know that for a fact it will get a rise out of the
guys and makes the ladies nice and wet as well. A definite add to
your collection if hot and slow steamy sex is what you are looking
for; the sequel, Bound To Please 3; Restricted from all movement... they lie there... helpless and yearning
for a man to exploit this weakness... waiting for an unmerciful flesh
to free them of their binds... dying until every erotic sensation has
been fulfilled... In Bound To Please #3 the scenes are a bit different with some changes
in sex. In this installment, a lot of attention is paid to making
sure the woman that she is very well stimulated and fully
aroused before any penetration is done. In my opinion that is
something all women look for before doing the actual "deed" and not
being so dry that vaginal penetration will hurt. What I enjoyed is
the fact that even the new comers should as much enthusiasm as the
seasoned pro Audrey Bitoni; and Mouth; For those that enjoy crazy antics in any type of movie then "Mouth" is one that you are going to enjoy overall. The antics on
and off set are enough to make you want to bust out laughing.
Between Blade, Evan and Eric these three men never miss a beat. I
couldn't remember a time when porn was actually fun to watch. Don't get
me wrong Kristen has her fair share of witty comebacks but for
me the men stole the show before and after the sex. I liked
the concept of the newsroom and the reporters for Eye Witless News as
well. The entire storyline based mind altering tofu ,special
skittles for men and recycling human gas to run the complex was
unique something that only could come from the mind of David
Stanley.
Mike John
is often credited with making great strides in POV gonzo production
given his finely crafted efforts over the years
and while I and not completely convinced he really changed how such
titles were shot or added all that much to them, I recognize that his
movies are often among the best in their class for a variety of
reasons. His latest title to make it my way was No Cum Dodging Allowed 8: Special Edition and was another in the series that made
me sit up and take notice. Mike's selection of ladies, his willingness
to fully explore what they will do on camera, and the overall pacing
have almost always shown a lot of dedication that makes his movies
something special; the same could be said for his peers at the company
such as Erik Everhard and Jules Jordan in particular. That the ladies
were going to swallow lots of semen was a given here but they were not
limited to that either, each engaging in a variety of hardcore sex acts
with the uncredited (by scene at least) males. Five ladies in four
hours sounds like a lot of footage but it flew by as I watched the
double disc set the other day, remembering how much the ladies looked
into the action. It showed a tremendous amount of hardcore footage that fans are going to
love. Four of the five lengthy scenes were very well done and any
complaints I had about them were minimal as the ladies really let loose
in them. The strokability, replay value, and amount of fuck for the
buck were elevated by the wealth of extras too; more sex always
appreciated in a good gonzo double disc set like this so I rated it as Highly Recommended.
Sid Knox is the pseudonym name for one of the current directors at Diabolic Digital
that has been trying out some new styles at the company of late (to
mixed reviews). Still, having watched a few of his works, I think he
shows some potential when the right partners are selected for the
scenes he captures, his general approach seemingly allowing the
performers to do what they want to do rather than provide them with a
micromanaged list of what has to be done. The results may have varied
to date but given the cast list of his latest movie, Tease Before The Please,
I think he might be cultivating something that could grow into a nicely
played bit of work. The movie itself employed at least some tease
footage in each scene as an opener, then the usual hardcore antics one
would expect from any movie by the longstanding gonzo production
powerhouse. With six scenes to select from, I figured the name draw
alone of gals such as Brianna Love, Sandra Romain, Nikki Benz, and
August would have been enough to merit exploration so I picked up a
copy for review. It was better than his last few releases as far as I was concerned because
there was a basic theme he could address, the tease, and he addressed
it fairly well. There are companies out there (particularly Jules
Jordan Video) where the tease footage is the big seller for me so
seeing someone consciously trying to provide more of it is a step in
the right direction. The ladies cast for the movie were all solid
selections, the technical values pretty good (though the editing needed
polishing up), and the amount of fuck for the buck combined to merit a
rating of Recommended or better, but I can admit to having a "hard" spot for some of these gals that goes back awhile. In short, Tease Before The Pleaseproved to me that Sid was capable of doing more than just churning out
generi-porn like many of his peers, perhaps a second volume will offer
even more of the basics to appreciate.
Vince Vouyer has been a leader in gonzo porn for years now, cultivating an approach that many have followed, including some of his peers at Vouyer Media
but more pervasive than just a handful of directors from what I've
seen. Clearly loving sex as much as anyone in the industry, the guy has
been accused of many things in the past (most unproven) but ultimately
his contributions to the industry go beyond his works alone. His latest
title to make it my way was In Thru The Back Door #4, this being the 54th release of his company. The idea behind the series
is simple; find some attractive ladies that like sex, get them to do
anal while looking great, and then deal with the resulting shower of
population pudding launched their way. I'm not a fixated anal monger
but given the quality of the cast, I was willing to see if this cast
was as good in action as they were on paper. It had all the anal action fans of the series have come to expect and the
selection of ladies was varied enough to provide something for most
tastes. Jenny was the hottest looker to me but some of the others were
easily better at doing anal so while your mileage may vary, the levels
of fuck for the buck were sufficient to warrant a rating of Recommended. The technical values were solid and the extras added plenty of strokability so if that is what you're looking for, In Thru The Back Door #4 should be on your Christmas list this year.
Stormy Daniels is arguably the key contract gal working at Wicked Pictures
these days, getting most of the attention by the marketing and
promotions department for her work on both sides of the camera. The
lovely blond has certainly paid her dues for this honor but her legion
of fans grows with every mainstream project and every feature dance job
so her sexual limits onscreen aside, she has proven to be a winner for
the company over the years. Enter director Brad Armstrong,
her former boyfriend and directing powerhouse at the company; the man a
star maker in a number of ways and easily the company's lead (and most
versatile) director. Team the two together like in their former days of
glory and you have a cute little feature fuck flick called Last Night;
a story about a bachelor party gone wrong and a man's attempts to fix
it. I'm not going to spoil the fun of the plotted portions of the movie
for you but it was actually a gem of a project in terms of a couples
movie, combining some of the better acting in a smaller budget offering
with a bunch of sexy women on the make. The cover said it like this:
"Rick (Marcus London) embarks on his bachelor party night with an
enthusiastic attitude, determined to enjoy his last night of freedom
with his buddies (Brad Armstrong, Barrett Blade, Jay Ashley). But
somewhere along the way things get out of hand. After picking up a
stranded and sultry motorist, Sondra (Stormy Daniels), a wild night
ensues. Strip clubs, sex parties, hookers, the time of his life. Until
the next morning when Rick finds himself in the middle of a terrifying
situation. Someone is blackmailing him, but the ransom is more than he
can pay. Now he must decide whether telling the truth about what
happened last night, is worth the price..." It may not have been a big budget blockbuster of a feature containing
murder, mayhem, and mystery but it was a nice hidden gem of a movie
where the biggest weakness was the script itself. The casting was solid
and the various elements used to make the movie all added up to a title
many of you will enjoy, not just the couples it was designed for so I
rated it as Recommended. In short, Last Night was a nice
showcase for performer Stormy Daniels and director Brad Armstrong; one
of their better features together in a long time so give it a look to
see what I mean.
Tom Byron has been celebrating his return to directing with numerous solid efforts under his Tom Byron Pictures
label of late, the general theme of most of his better works dealing
with anal sex. The former Houstonian has been in porn for decades now,
growing up in the jizz biz as the industry has changed drastically over
the years. Tom has managed to change with the times and now that he is
distributed by Pleasure Productions, some predict he will reach new
heights in his directing career. His latest title to make it my way wasLord of Asses X (also known as Lord of Asses 10), a series I last saw earlier this year with Lord of Asses 8
that I liked so much. The basic premise is the same as most of Tom's
movies, show lots of tease and even more hardcore boning as the ladies
take all that the director can give them. With another star studded
line up in store, I had high hopes the movie would be even better than
that last effort, the potential off the charts. It managed to take some generic situations and liven them up by virtue of
the cast of ladies he employed to the point where I felt a rating of Recommended
was in order. Flower, Harmony, and Aline were the best of the batch but
all the scenes had something to like even if the technical values were
on the low end a bit more than I feel comfortable watching on my big
screen television. Still, if you enjoy straightforward gonzo sex with
an emphasis on ass tease and anal, you could do a lot worse than this
one.
Justice Young
is a young and heavily inked fellow that has been working in porn for a
bit as a performer, never really striking a chord until he started
directing low budget gonzo releases for companies like Voodoo House.
His street talking has always given me the impression that he thought
he was black but never looked in a mirror but to be fair to the guy,
his average sized cock and personality seems to work for a number of
his partners on screen. His latest directing gig making it my way was Trust Justice;
a largely POV gonzo flick where he picks up a variety of established
performers and fucks them like they are old friends. In truth, they
actually act very congenial to him, almost to the point where many of
them appeared to be doing him as a fuck buddy instead of paying
clients; a dynamic I found extremely appealing. The back cover said it
like this: "Justice Young is the "all-American Playa". Watch as he uses
the game his momma gave him to get the money from the honeys. Reversing
the roles on the ladies, so they have to pay to play. Taxin' dat ass
for whatever he can get from them. This is role reversal at its best!
Shot P.O.V. style, so you are in the action!" So while the gangster
wannabe act can get a bit old at times, the five scenes were actually
pretty good in many ways, surprising me more than a little in the
process. I give credit for the advertised "100% Home Movies" comment on the
cover (the other marketing hype was less accurate though). The ladies
were all top notch hotties, including Brianna in the bonus scene I
liked so much, and none of the scenes let me down in terms of quality;
albeit the technical qualities were in need of polishing up. Still, I
enthusiastically rate this one as Recommended for the
strokability and replay value, Justice Young showing there was more
going on than just the façade he pushes on the surface. In short, Trust Justice may well become an anticipated series if some of the minor concerns are
worked on but either way, I found myself enjoying it on multiple levels
so I applaud the man for offering a better product than I thought he
could. Good job!
Joey Silvera
is one of the toughest directors in porn to pigeonhole into a specific
style outside of the largely generic gonzo, as proven by his many years
of admittedly diverse efforts distributed by Evil Angel.
Straight, tranny, race related or whatever your flavor, Joey directsplenty of cutting edge themes, including the controversial "squirt"
titles that most of us recognize as gals that piss in a politically
correct manner (the common belief is that stores are less likely to be
prosecuted if a urination video is labeled "squirting"). That was the
theme of his latest release making it my way in Storm Squirters 3: Special Extended Set, a series I reviewed awhile back with Storm Squirters 1.
As expected, there were a lot of ladies letting loose with the juice,
some intriguing role playing taking place as well, making it better
than a straight forward squirt title, especially given the cast of
hotties listed on the cover of this double disc set. Each scene had the
aforementioned sex act as a dominant feature though and fans of the
genre will not be disappointed by the sheer volume of female urine
blasting its way around the set. Whether you're a believer or not then,
there was a lot to appreciate in the movie. It was one of those where fans of the theme will like it a whole lot more than the rest of us but it still merited a rating of Recommended
thanks to the strokability, replay value, and amounts of fuck for the
buck with a solid cast and decent technical values. I may never become
a believer that squirting is anything different than urination but
whatever your belief on the topic may be, it is tough to argue that the
rest of the sex was anything substantially less than appealing. In
short, Storm Squirters 3: Special Extended Set might not have been quite as good as Storm Squirters 1 but it was a worthwhile project thanks in large part to the plethora of pussy involved in the show.
Justin Slayer has been referred to as the best black director at Evil Angel
as well as one of the leading gonzo producers of interracial porn by
sources I'm familiar with so I speak with a degree of certainty when I
say that his works are significantly different from many of his peersthere and elsewhere these days. His emphasis is on shooting footage of
gals with plump rumps having a good time with him and some of his
friends, his most recent release making it my way called Ass Everywhere 2: Special Extended Set, the sequel to Ass Everywhere 1
that I reviewed last year. I know that many in the industry prefer
brand new gals that are 18 years old and possess the body of a young
boy but Justin isn't about that since he prefers women to look like,
well, WOMEN! In that sense, his point of view is shared by this
reviewer and the multitude of fleshy asses showcased in this double
disc set (with extras, it provides over 5 hours of footage) are all
worthy of Justin's philosophy concerning gals with junk in the trunk. I
tend to like my gals a bit firmer than these ladies but there is no
denying the appeal of such women to many of us so I think you will like
this one more than usual going into it. The amount of strokable material presented here was much like that
backsides of the ladies offered up; the extra cushion for the pushin' a
nice tribute to the theme as far as I was concerned. It was clear that
Justin liked some of the ladies a lot more than others (as did I) but I
have to admit that he had a point about the scene featuring Sandra
Romain and Katja Kassin being award worthy as it was really fun to
watch. Keeping in mind the minor technical issues and balancing plate
of extras, I ended up rating this one as Recommended but fans of big booties mixing it up should probably add a few points and make this a "must have" for their X-Mas lists.
We end this week's look at quality titles with glimpses of reviews by Reviewers Rob Randell, Dick Manly, and Robin LaCruz: Rob saw fit to tell us about some quality titles with Asian Fucking Nation #2; the sequel to Jonni Darkko's porno
catered towards viewers who like to see young Asian babes get into
action. The cast has several very cute babes and the performances are
energetic and will not disappoint. From Lucy
Lee to Nautica Thorn, this DVD has more than enough cuties to keep your
attention. This DVD is one of the better Asian focused releases I have
looked at recently; and Prime Cups vol. 3 is a collection of scenes in DVD quality from the website self titled website.
The scenes focus on big breasted gals who do some fucking and solo
play. The cast is made up entirely of euro-babes and they look great in
action. If you like big boobs then check out this DVD; Raul Cristian continue to offer a great lineup of hotties with massive
tits in steamy sex scenes. I have had a lot of fun with the other 2
volumes of Prime Cups. So it wasn't a surprise that I enjoyed
this one a lot too. Raul has a good focus on the busty aspect and opens
each scene with lengthy teases and then proceeds with steamy fucking.
It's a good formula that works well for this series. Dick then pointed out that "Orgy Sex Parties 2 is well worth
the money. This is an enjoyable package with lots of hot group sex. I
like looking at the hotties having their good times. I watched this
mostly one handed, it got me hot to be there with them." Robin enjoyed the gal on gal action of some titles too with Carmen & Ava; The ladies are too hot too pass up, and the upscale locations and
mostly black attire really adds some class to this smut. There's a good
combination of erotic interaction and hardcore fucking, and the ladies
never seem like they're only doing it for us. I would have no problem
recommending Carmen & Ava; Girly Love 2, These ladies aren't "porn stars" as much as they're adorable girls who
have sex on camera. What I mean is, even while they're performing,
they're acting more like normal girls who happen to be using strap-on's
and such. They're soft and delicate, and all have very fit bodies. I'm
not the greatest fan of mandatory toy-play, but they handle them well,
and even make all the anal stuff look second nature; and finishing up with No Boys No Toys: Here's the concept: no boys and no toys. Makes perfect sense, right?
Pornographers are so used to having girls getting fucked with huge
cocks or huge dildos that they sometimes don't consider that some guys
or their girlfriends don't need all that; especially if you're trying
to ease your girl into your smut collection.
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