
With 2007 almost over, it is clear that Jules has continued to provide the consumer with the kind of smut we all want and in the kind of value oriented double disc sets that only an idiot could dislike as providing more than some can handle so give this one a look and I doubt you'll be left wanting more anytime soon.
waiting for starting with a return of an established series and the latest volume in a newer run that many are finding full of haunted thrills. Digital Playground has evolved with the times, largely thanks to the extensive efforts by director Robby D. in recent years; the man pushing his unique style of gonzo vision to the accepting masses. With all the different series he is in charge of these days, it is easy to forget the flagship series of the bunch, the Jack's Playground series where he scams the ladies into having sex as a way for them to get into music videos. The latest volume in the series stars sexy Sophia Santi and is the lucky Jack's Playground 36, a set of scenes shot right after those from Jack's Playground 35 that I reviewed earlier this year. Coming out next month, the show continued the adventures of Jack and friends as they made lots of unkept promises to the ladies with a nod and a wink; gals like Sophia never dumb enough to play along with the scammer theme of the series. Well, coming out next month this one appears to provide a solid mix of ladies intent on draining your balls dry as can be, led by beautiful Sophia Santi but backed up by a plethora of pussy that most men never get a "crack" at so be prepared to pull out your wallets and other things when you come across this one.Then, international superstar Jesse Jane was joined by exotic hotty Shay Jordan (one of our favorite bloggers here at Xcritic) for Jesse Jane: Scream. Celeste has been making movies at Digital Playground now for awhile and over time, her style has evolved to become more like the
kind of popular gonzo that her director of photography likes. To me, this is a good thing since it allows her enough creative input that she can come up with higher level ideas while he does the grunt work, the end result often pretty good stuff. Their latest collaboration is Jesse Jane: Scream, the latest in the horror series started by Shay Jordan: Scream and Sophia Santi: Scream. The idea behind the series is to give some chills along with the usual sexual hijinks; invoking imagery of ghosts, killers, and things that go bump in the night. This time, lead contract hotty Jesse Jane is the focal point of the action, only partially sharing the spotlight with exotic cutie Shay Jordan in a single scene. It did not really do a whole lot with the haunted house premise of some of the themes presented; relying too heavily on the same dynamic of a boyfriend scaring the gals into sex but the sex was generally pretty well done and the replay value pretty high thanks to the cast of ladies present so I rated it as Recommended. The technical aspects were increasingly like those Robby uses on his flicks (big surprise, huh?) and the extras were still on the light side but fans of Jesse and Shay will definitely want to see their roles in the movie. In short, Jesse Jane: Scream will serve fans of spooky thrills as much as previous volumes in the series, maybe better if you like Jesse as much as so many of her devoted fans do.
His latest release is a bit different in that it was a series of lengthy scenes called Brand New Faces; a movie dedicated to showcasing four lovely young ladies in their first scenes for porn. The porn industry is replete with gals claiming to be in their first scenes ever but the catch this time was the cover promising a "100% Money-Back Guarantee" that these were the first times the ladies were on film. Be that as it may, the cover also promised that the scenes were candid and given my experience with newcomers, I was hoping Skow could pull a rabbit out of a hat and also make them award winning performances. It was easily worth a rating of Recommended to me for all the action, the new faces, and the technical handling of the scenes but fans of brand new gals will think it was a "must have" since the ladies looked and performed their roles so well. I can't definitively state that none of them have shot a professional scene before but unlike so many titles that Vivid sits on for years as part of their marketing approach, Brand New Faces was rushed right to the pressing plant to jump on the newness factor (something other companies seem to have embraced in the past as many of you like to see "firsts", real or imagined). Whatever the reality of the marketing claim though, all four of the cuties were breaths of fresh air and deserve some accolades for providing enough fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value to make this a keeper for your collection.
works for other companies, some of her very best work is still done for her own company and fans would be remiss if they skipped out on the wealth of material she and her husband Travis shoot for their movies together. Their latest title is the lesbian oriented Gina Lynn's Drowning in Bitch Juice 2, the sequel to Gina Lynn's Drowning in Bitch Juice 1 that I reviewed not too long ago. The scenes almost all had Gina featured (all but one!) and there were clips of her very explicit stage show at a convention in between the heated lesbian pairings that looked to be worthy of a DVD all by themselves. Thematically, Gina would dominate her partners in the movie and rough them up a little bit, the cat fight dynamic employed more than once but also a few solo scenes for you to appreciate too. It lacked enough variety to really satiate my desire to see Gina in action but the sheer amount of footage starring her was enough to largely make up for that and merit a rating of Recommended. Fans of lesbian action might already know that Gina is "gal pal" friendly and while I appreciate seeing her take a cock as hard as she can actively ride it, she proves once again that she is capable of taking charge with the ladies too. The casting and technical values added to the modest extras therefore made Gina Lynn's Drowning in Bitch Juice 2 as appealing as Gina Lynn's Drowning in Bitch Juice 1 was when it came out; true fans of the popular gal needing a copy to make their collections complete.
pretty contract gals that make most of us swoon, the company has been listening to consumer feedback and trying to provide more of what the fans are demanding these days. In that spirit, they released 40 Inch Plus #2, a straight forward gonzo offering using plenty of lighting, a generally steady camera, and a bunch of attractive ladies with large asses to appeal to the booty fans out there. If you like the 98 pound waifish girls that are so common in the industry, you will want to pass on this one but considering the bootilicious babes busting the nut here; the rest of you will be pleased at Vivid's new style offering. Gone are the generic extras and replaced with a title lasting almost three and a half hours; all of the footage focusing on tease or sex with nothing worth chopping off in the editing room. It had some of the finest asses in all of porn and despite the limitations of the formula employed here, I found the action and technical values to be well worth a rating of Recommended or better. If you're into anal sex, hate tease footage, or demand longer generic extras in place of more movie, you will be pissed off here but the sane folks out there are going to love this one for the treasure trove of hot booty on display. In short, 40 Inch Plus #2 had some great replay and stroke value so the amount of fuck for the buck escalated in response; making this new style gonzo project by the company something to look for more of, I just wish they had credited someone as director.
usual directing name though, he offers scenes that play on the white gal appreciating black dicks of epic proportion idea, offering some of the better titles on the market for those who prefer energy over technical brilliance. His latest title is 2 Big 2 Be True #7, a series I saw open up with 2 Big 2 Be True #1, long ago. The idea is that some hung black men pick up horny white women who then pounce on each other sexually. The sex almost always takes place on a couch or bed, adding to the comfort since the huge black cocks do enough to push the gals out of their usual comfort zones. It might have looked a bit amateurish at times but the ladies all seemed comfortable taking on large black cocks in their tiny white holes so I rated it as Recommended. I would have appreciated seeing gals able to more aggressively ride the men and Diesel needs to take a break if he can't keep it up with gals like Staci Thorn, but the rest of the action was generally enough to merit some close attention. If you want replay value and strokability in an interracial series, 2 Big 2 Be True #7 might be just what you're looking for so give it a look to see the willing young pale skins getting ramrodded by a selection of thick dark meat.
showing some promise of at least giving us our money's worth (though not coming close to the original). Well, the latest director to try his hand at such a show is Jonalungus; the man best known for his interracial titles at various related companies, with Frat House Fuckfest 7: Trick or Treat Edition. The premise behind the movie was a guy shooting a Halloween party full of drunken college types, some of the younger performers in porn being the mainstays of the cast. Unlike College Invasion, this movie does not have the fun antics where civilians try to get laid by porn stars (at least that isn't the focus of the movie) but it has some admittedly appealing footage all the same as long as you aren't particularly critical of the background noise and lack of editing expertise such as you will find at the seasoned company. Instead, the idea was to try and infuse some raw energy into the show so I was willing to scope it out and bring you this review. It had enough sucking and fucking to merit a rating of Recommended but only just making it in my book. The technical aspects were among the weakest I've seen outside of a real home movie in years and the performers all seemed distracted by the crowds and/or amount of alcohol or other substances consumed to give it their best. Still, in a few ways, it seemed like an homage to the better editing and more consistent heat of the College Invasion it appeared to emulate so it might work for you will you wait for the next volume of that series (which are all too infrequent).
sex??. We all wonder about the one that got away...we all would cherish One Last Kiss. Many of us have taken time and wonder about how things would have been if we had stayed with the previous lover and regret making the changes. One Last Kiss is just about that. How the regrets of the past come back and haunt you in one way or another. In this single disc title you have plenty of extras to keep you busy for a bit. It was nice to see a porno with a fairly decent romantic storyline. The performers actually were able to bring to the screen that green eyed monster that controls our emotions. For a couples flix the dialogue was refreshing and realistic. The only one thing that I could as being off were Kelly's moans in the first scene. I was even more impressed with the fact that Nick Manning showed a different side to him and dropped his masochistic mannerism . I enjoyed the BTS as well with the DCypher joining in the antic and even reading the line with another male. Overall an inserting storyline with Hubby Shane Blade Barrett) going through the ups and downs of letting the green eyed monster take over then blending in the sex into the picture. One Last Kiss is a recommend it for those cold nights when you want to heat up the bedroom.
find an unpolished gem that many of you will appreciate in Bore My Asshole #3, an anal title but performer turned director John Strong; one of the last holdouts at Red Light District from their former days of glory. Bore My Asshole #3 is a gonzo porn directed by John Strong. There isn't anything really special about it. Except that it is an anal sex gonzo release. For the most part the action is similar to other releases of this nature. This is not to say it is generic porn as there are some pretty hot scenes in this DVD. I was pretty happy with this DVD. I enjoyed all of the scenes with the exception of one. Regardless the sex is pretty hot and with amazing scenes like Italia Christie's there is no reason not to check out this DVD. If you like anal sex and all around cute babes then check this one out. Check out this excerpt from the review: "Italia Christie is a very sexy babe. She has a gorgeous face and an even hotter body with perky little tits and a tight ass. The scene opens with a steamy tease. There are nice shots of her using a dildo in her ass. Then Tony T shows up and he gets hot and heavy with her. Next they move into oral sex. Italia's face looks great getting a dick shoved in her mouth. Good stuff. The sex is also pretty hot with lots of anal action. Tony doesn't hold back and works her ass hard. The scene ends with cum swallowing."
and you have a DVD worthy of adding to your collection. If you're a fan of teen DVDs, definitely consider picking this title up; then Real College Girls 13; I'll be the first to admit I'm a sucker for the Barely Legal series. They often feature some of the youngest, freshest girls you'll ever see. Barely Legal Spoiled Brats #2continues the tradition by delivering a DVD full of pretty girls,
Housewife 1 On 1 #8: Another run at a the variable ages of housewife one on one, near-POV series that, in the past, has been a little dodgy. While not the strongest of the series so far, this eighth entry of Naughty America's foray into housewife jack & pop still has its strong points. Sativa & Nikki's scene stands out as a clear winner, while Jennifer & Ava's respective work is not to be missed. I still have reservations with Gina & Claire, though fans of either of their styles are encouraged to seek them out. As it stands, I recommend; then Housewife 1 On 1 #9 came into play; The main
is a well known clubs near LAX); it's smoky and the girls sway in and out of the light, most of the time just moving in silhouette. We are informally introduced to our cast, as the girls are either out performing lap dances, or up on stage working the pole. And as the night comes to a close, the two male-bartenders, Barrett Blade and Tommy Gunn, are complaining about not getting enough money in tips. Backstage in the dressing room, the ladies are also straightening up and getting ready to go. Kelly Erikson agrees to give Crissy Moran a lift home, and on the way is intrigued by her friends new Internet business. It seems that Crissy has set up a webcam and is charging people for memberships. Not as high-end as Red Ezra's photos, nothing outstanding about it, but I still would still recommend Strippers Need Love Too. First of all, Jennifer Love is a sexy thang. Secondly, there's enough mood and style to make the bad acting sort of bearable. Actually, second of all is that the girl-girl scene between Isabella and Justine Joli was also very well done. There's enough going on here for you to cum back to; and Badass School Girls 2 is brought to you by David Lord for Bad Seed, and is distributed by Adam and Eve. It obviously centers on starlets who can look like schoolgirls, and in that regard, the DVD delivers. There's several vignettes, flimsy concepts, but decent enough for us to go with. Not the most original concept, it's not even carried out with any creativity, but most of the girls are hot; so I can't deny them my eyes and attention, if you know what I mean. There are plenty of extras, so you feel like the producers value your dollar, and overall, this one may deserve a slot somewhere in your collection. Reviewer Saul Good then picked a potential ball drainer for you with Cum Scene Investigation #1: Pink Visual Productions is a low-key studio, slowly churning out more and more for our greedy hands. Cum Scene Investigation #1 gives 5 starlets the chance to be a living cum crime scenes. The scenes vary in theme, but most are simply walking the streets to find gals willing
to bone on screen and include natural talent that gives the movie amateur feel. The only crime worth investigating here is how Diamond's scene was snuck into a stellar title. The other four scenes are amateur-esque, with homely gals interviewed and 'coaxed' into performing. Although their looks are a fair range, they all give performances that are better than most amateur scenes. Diamond's however is thrown in the middle like an afterthought. It actually involves a silly doctor/patient sketch, and Diamond, although lovely in her own type, is very different than the other, younger, more natural gals. This stuck out like a sore dick and I can only image it was floor footage used for fluff. Course I may be wrong; but it still sticks out like a sore dick. The film has nothing to do with crime shows or forensics and since all cum shots are external, there's no reason for any investigation, silly right? Instead it is simple Q&A with the gals and spotless, smooth sex. The title and box makes the flick look like something completely different; more of a cheaply plotted, early '90s type porn. But it's far from this and I'm afraid the box will turn many off--Initially I judged it as this and was ready for a disappointment. So it was my surprise to get a strong disc with totally unexpected cuties. Because of the hot, young talent everyone should check this out. There's ample bonus features, but nothing we haven't seen countless times. Maybe so the flick gets a little more attention--and to deter people from the misleading cover--I Highly Recommend this one.
Tag tag reviewing couple Frankenlola then took some time out to discuss a winner in Shorty iz
Fuckin' Yo Mama; finding the MILF appeal and general heat provided by the venerable "short but hung" Shorty Mac to be enough to transcend some preconceived notions about what couples enjoy watching these days: Shorty is back on the block, this time feeding his black snake to a whole new generation. This group of cougars is ready for a stuffing. Shorty starts his adventure applying for a job, and finds his true calling. This movie is just as advertised. Shorty is doing his best stuffing as many moms as possible. This movie has more plot than his usual fare; there isn't the typical "finding" a girl on the street, but rather a bit of background. The girls aren't the usual porno fare either. They are all into their work, and show a good amount on enthusiasm. The part that some may dislike is the fact the girls are real. That means some belly, some "cottage cheese" on the thighs, and a little sag in the breasts. This may turn some people off, but those exploring this title should know what to expect. Part of the reason I am rating this higher on the couple's scale is the fact the women seem real, and this movie would be good couple's fare. There isn't any extreme sex to scare off first-timers either.
We end this week's look at the top porn titles reviewed with tit-loving reviewer Jason C. Scott's take on Big Natural Titties #3, the latest breast loving title to grace the shelves of your local
porn emporium: "Big Natural Titties 3" starts off with one of the most unintentionally funny scenes I think I've ever seen in a porn. Kelly Madison and her all-natural 34FFs are walking around in Michaels crafts store (how do I know it's a Michaels? There is a sign that says Michaels in the background that no one bothered to blur - and I can't imagine Michaels ever imagined it would be in a porno.) She's having trouble making floral arrangements (she keeps poking a plant into a piece of styrofoam) and Whitney says (after looking like she's trying to remember her lines) she's an interior designer. So she brings her new designer friend home to Ryan and the two quickly forget about having her design and set their sights on having some fun. Both girls share oral duties on Ryan before Whitney gets on top of him for some reverse cowgirl and doggy. The two ladies play with each other's giant naturals before Ryan takes Kelly from behind. Things wrap up with some missionary with Ryan and Whitney before a slow-mo load delivered all over her face. Overall, this is a fun scene with good energy (Whitney seems more energetic than I've seen her in other films) and chemistry. The scenes continuing to appeal to him to the point where the assessment was "This was a fun, sexy romp of a big titty title, with solid performances and mostly very enjoyable scenes."
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