Sometimes we take talented directors for granted and other times we simply do not get what one is trying to do so we sent in Don to check out Phat Ass White
Booty: Special Edition to find out why people are going crazy for the latest release by director Alexander DeVoe: Alexander is not my favorite director at Jules
Jordan Video but considering the kind of talent working there, it would be an unfair comparison. His latest title for Jules is Phat Ass White
Booty: Special Edition, a double disc set of six lengthy scenes that employ a lot of tease before some very heated action with men. If you enjoy tease in your porn, this is one company that has it going on and the fact that Alexander also offers up over FIVE HOURS of material in the set sure did not hurt my opinion of it either. The idea this time was to showcase some interracial sex with black men pounding away at white women, the ladies each having a curvy and plentiful ass. It was the type of porno that provides me with a lot of what I truly appreciate in porn; healthy women having great sex after lengthy sessions of bone-inducing tease. That it provided so much of it was definitely a plus in these days of cheap ass companies skimping, and the extras brought the entire running time closer to six hours of prime stroke material. The technical matters were the weak link of the chain here with the lighting and camera work in need of assistance by one of the senior guys at the company but even they could not reduce the value of the production below a rating of Highly Recommended. In short, Phat Ass White
Booty: Special Edition was an appreciated step up by the director to his new status as one of the team of talented directors at Jules' company worth keeping an eye on in the future.
Reviewer Don
Houston then got an early look at Jack's Big Ass Show 6, saying that: Robby D. may be known as the mastermind in charge of Handheld
Pictures these days but his primary role in the porn pantheon is as the lead director at Digital
Playground. There, he makes a variety of gonzo titles with the most recognizable being the comedy universe centering on the Jack's Playground titles where he assumes the role of Jack, a guy scamming chicks into having sex or showing their various assets with the promise of music video work handed out freely. Rumors of his actually making music videos aside (who knows what devious ideas this diabolical genius has in store for fans), most of his movies show creativity that goes beyond the typical gonzo offering you will find everywhere else. The added entertainment value alone on many of his projects (often as a result of his co-workers like Nick P that add some of the pop up video animated skits in a few of the series) gives them some replay value with far more hits than misses. The latest title in this plethora of pussy is Jack's Big Ass Show 6, a series I last saw with Jack's Big Ass Show 4; showcasing some of the roundest rumps in porn at this time.
The tease factor was always a primary consideration but the physical appeal of the ladies was never disregarded either, even including contract hotty Sophia Santi as eye candy you won't soon forget. That some of the gals also did anal was only icing on the proverbial cake but even the weakest performance was worth checking out, the two hour stroke flick serving up ample samples in a bounty of booty you can't help but like. It was worth a rating of Highly Recommended thanks to the strokability, replay, and amounts of quality fuck for the buck the show presented. I would have liked better extras and more footage of Sophia (how can anyone not adore her?) but the balance between humor and sex was always in proper proportion and the diversity of shapely ass was exception. In short, Jack's Big Ass Show 6 reminded me that I just can't lie about liking big butts (apologies to Sir Mix-A-Lot, whose music would have made the perfect addition to this series as the theme song).
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Every year, our team of reviewers contribute to the massive undertaking that is known as our Top Porn List.
While not a comprehensive list of every great pick of the year, it has been noticed by those inside the porn industry as a veritable "Who's Who" go to guide for a long time now, often serving as a short list for other awards. While the year still has a long way to go in terms of some of the top secret, big budget releases that should be coming out in the next two months (titles like Pirates 2, Operation Stormy, and Upload come to mind), I wanted to give readers a quick look at some of the releases that have already generated a buzz to be in the running for our end of year list. This is not meant to be a comprehensive list and there is no promise that any of them will actually be on the final list but based on strong feedback and reader response, most of them are looking to be well placed at this time so in no particular order...:
When porn icons meet, the sparks fly; that is the premise of Janine Loves
Jenna: Special Edition, easily the biggest title released this year by Club
Jenna. Neither gal needs an introduction since each has had so much contact with the mainstream press in this fantasy involving the Devil (aptly played by Justin Sterling) trying to win over his latest minion in the fiery pits. The extras and technical values were all top notch; making it clear that the company was going for the gold early on.
Then there were interactive titles like InTERActive,
focusing on porn princess Tera Patrick, or Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze, starring the lean titular brunette; both of which provided some serious fuck for the buck as the boundaries of virtual sex releases were expanded further than ever before. If you are a fan of either lady, their respective discs become must have collector titles for the wealth of material they offer the fan, using point of view action in order to provide long term replay value. InTERActive tries a new path with a storyline of a neighbor being rewarded for his helpful attitude as presented by talented director Q. Roberts, while Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze sticks to a more traditional sex ride and follows it up with a bonus disc of her best scenes for Zero Tolerance.
Sometimes though, a straightforward gonzo title like Control 6 with Teagan Presley really gets the blood pumping. The title serves not only as a platform for the lovely starlet to show she still has what it takes to get her legion of fans off repeatedly while under contract at Digital
Playground but also the growing skill of director Robby D. to provide increasingly harder material under his private label, Handheld Pictures. Lest you think his only good works are star driven though, you can take a look at his other titles under the label such as Ass Addiction 2, Hard Candy 3 or Throb 2 to see the emerging pattern of quality (though I admit to having a special place for Teagan given her ever increasing appeal). Control 6 with Teagan Presley is just another example of how Robby rethinks the gonzo genre and tweaks it to make it something new so it is definitely in the running.
Point of View (POV) sex shoots being all the rage for those of you not quite into the virtual sex genre, we then turn our gaze to titles like Raincoater's Point of View 5 where the idea is to allow the viewer to get intimate with the performers of the movie yet not rely so heavily on short, looped clips as the virtual sex titles impose upon us. Seeing the rare fusion of a well thought out cast hooking up with a director they enjoy fucking never hurts and while John Strong may not be a household name yet, titles like this one certainly elevate his stature in the Pantheon of porn from what we have seen in recent months. Daisy Marie, Mindy Main, Audrey Bitoni and a few others all gave it up as though they were on fire with John hanging on for dear life as he drilled and spilled all over them. There are better known POV directors competing for the spot but this might be the year when a relative unknown surprises us all given the finely honed offering this title proved to be.
So, you are bored with seeing clueless 18 year olds go through the motions under the direction of a guy old enough to be their grandfather that never took a formal lesson in his life? Well, thankfully there is an answer for that too as titles labeled ALT PORN have really made a lot of progress according to those who watch it. While I have yet to see most of the latest crop of works by the usual suspects, my buddy The Mooninite swears that it is not all the same and tells me an old friend's starring role in Dana DeArmond Does The Internet made it truly special for him. For those living under a rock in recent years, Dana is probably the most interactive internet pornstress around that does not try to hawk monthly memberships to her website. She also shows that experience makes her far more interesting to watch than the flavor of the week types that disappear from porn after burning out like moths in a flame but the way this project provided the creative combination of music, stunning visuals, and a cast led by the internet darling herself, made it all too clear that barring a secondary list like we had last year, she was surely in the running to make it to the top.
Next, the review team has greatly appreciated titles from Elegant
Angel over the last year, mainly thanks to the collective works of director William H. Nutsack where his twisted vision of what works for the kinky porn fans is routinely met with applause and cheers. While some roll their eyes at his squirting movies, most seem to roll their pants down for titles like Big Wet Asses 10; the best volume in the awesome series I have seen in a long time. The idea is simple in that the cast of cuties gets to start their scenes with some wild stripping and oiling up, often with gallons rubbed into their shapely asses and chests, before they engage in lots of carnal activity with some lucky man or men. The sexy lingerie punctuates the dynamic all the more but ultimately it is the manner in which Nutsack brings out the best in his cast that really sets things on fire for incredible replay and stroke value. That this volume included performances by the aforementioned Dana DeArmond, anal queens like Katja Kassin, Tory Lane, Flower Tucci, newcomer Bree Olson and sexy Lexi Love only made it that much better but look for more on this one at the end of the year.
I end this look some of the yearly highlights with a title by Jules
Jordan Video where director Erik Everhard, one of my personal favorites for consistent heat, chemistry, and lengthy double disc sets where the man seems driven to outdo all of his peers in every facet of his productions, shows the health benefit of oral sex with A Sperm Load A
Day: Special Edition. Even forgetting that there was over six hours of all new material in the two disc set or the high end presentation of a great cast of orally gifted ladies, the fan looking for blowjobs would be hard pressed to find anything on the market close to this one. Erik has other titles in the running that may appeal to folks more and everyone knows that Jules himself has long been well represented on our collective lists but in terms of the volume of population pudding hitting the target and women embracing their love of semen, this is clearly the pick to beat. With that then, I finish up by telling you to keep an eye out for even more titles that stand above the crowd in coming months (though some of these will be hard to beat in terms of how hard they will have you beating) but feel free to email me with recommendations as I am a big fan of reader input.
Week
Then our team saw fit to give the squeal of approval to Hellcats 13:
Attack of Some Big Asses!!!: Joey Silvera
is one of the most liked directors at Evil
Angel since he has long shown a willingness to tackle a wider
variety of fetishes and sexual acts that his peers refuse to embrace.
Still, his technical skills with a camera are often less consistent than
many others shooting gonzo titles these days so your mileage may vary
depending on what you like to see happening as well as your technical
requirements. His latest project is Hellcats 13:
Attack of Some Big Asses!!!, the sequel to Hellcats 12;
the series being widely appreciated for the youthful females used in the
casting. Unlike some of the earlier volumes in the series, this one
focused largely on rounded asses and even tossed in extra anal sex
thanks to some of the anal princesses like Brianna Love gracing the
movie. It had a lot to like, from the beauty of Alexis Texas to the
hardcore antics of Brianna Love, and a lot of good action in between the
pair of perky pretties. The strokability, replay, and chemistry
displayed all added up to a movie worthy of being Recommended or
better, depending on whether you like your ladies young and hot or not.
In short, Hellcats 13:
Attack of Some Big Asses!!! proved the value of experience in
directors; something you don't always find in the lesser companies
populating the porn industry and a major factor in why so many appreciate Evil Angel as
a leader in the field.
If a more controversial porn shoot took place in 2007 than Exxxtra Exxxtra:
The Bad Girls of Hollywood!, we have not heard of it: Some months
ago, I read all about a journalist being assaulted by a loose cannon
meat puppet (his story is here: The Story) on
and around the set of a movie shot by one of the few transgender
directors currently working in straight porn. Much of the community was
dismayed at the assault with a predictable few apologists taking what
amounted to the "blame it on the victim" stance, perhaps to curry favor
since logic was missing from their diatribes. The movie in question was
Exxxtra Exxxtra:
The Bad Girls of Hollywood!; a parody of the tabloid TV shows
where the sexual exploits of popular trailer trash rule in terms of
ratings. With character names such as Paris Hyatt, Lindsey Loin, and
Britney Tears, the show is a loosely threaded together selection of
vignettes of varying heat. The IMDB had a passage by the movie's
producer, Brian Scott, who described it like this: "Following in the
long tradition of popular porn parodies such as "The Sopornos", "Britney
Rears", and "The DaVinci Load", "eXXXtra-eXXXtra" is a good-natured
satire on the well-published, current scandals of Hollywood's bad girls
Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears, Lindsay Lohan and others. As is well
known, almost every popular movie and TV show has, at one time or
another, been parodied in the adult industry. Using as its background a
wild, surrealistic vision of one of the current crop of
info/entertainment shows on the market, "eXXXtra-eXXXtra" follows the
story of hard working, sexually naive, co-host Dana Divine as she fights
to get the big interview that will save her job, and her career. Along
the way she discovers her true self and finally uncovers her
long-suppressed sensuality in a breathtaking on set sex scene at the end
of the movie with the long-time object of her romantic daydreams, her
handsome co-host Mark." Sunny Lane was underutilized (as the lead, she
wasn't even given the front cover) but whatever misgivings I have about
the drama behind the scenes that warranted inclusion of the phrase "The
Most Dangerous Set In Porn", Exxxtra Exxxtra: The Bad Girls of
Hollywood managed to merit a rating of Recommended; in large
part due to the BTS feature and cast elevating the heat levels. The
basics of good porn parody have been handled better in the past by
directors Will Ryder and Jonathan
Morgan but this was still a cute poke at the pseudo-celebrities we
hear too much about. Oh, and if you're interested in the follow up to
the behind the scenes events of the shoot, feel free to check out The Story
Follow Up by the victim.
Then we had Extreme Asshole
Makeover: Corruption was
the movie that seems to have put gonzo anal princess Hillary Scott
on the radar for a lot of people during the last year but her claim to
porno fame came a long time before her signing a lucrative contract with Sex Z Pictures
in the form of the Britney Rears
franchise where she stepped in for the third volume. Her ability to act
and do hardcore stunts made her the most versatile gal on the market so
it made sense that the company picked her up as their best asset in
front of the camera. Well, her first directing job for the company was Extreme Asshole
Makeover, a series of hardcore anal scenes starring a number of
popular gals in the industry, finishing up with herself, and fans will
have another reason to appreciate her career growth having watched the
movie. The press release said it like this: "HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- Hillary
Scott makes her Sex Z Pictures directorial debut with "Extreme Asshole
Makeover," due in stores Wednesday. The hardcore anal sex movie marks
the first release starring Scott since signing her exclusive deal with
Sex Z Pictures. "Hillary Scott might look sweet and cuddly, but her
sexual appetite is totally hardcore and it all comes shining through in
'Extreme Asshole Makeover,'" Sex Z Pictures CEO Bo Kenney said. Sex Z
Pictures allowed Scott the freedom to create the type of adult that she
feels will satisfy her audiences' voracious appetite for explicit sex,
the company said. The hardcore movie is part of the all-new Sex Z
Pictures desire to present a non-stop delivery of hard core product
destined to become fan favorites and critical successes, according to
the company. "We do very well with the teen genre but with the
incredible success of Corruption,'
Eli, Hillary and the entire Sex Z Pictures family understand that we are
really starting to deliver exactly what our customers are asking for,"
Kenney said. Shot in high-definition, "Extreme Asshole Makeover" also
stars Nadia Styles, Sandra Romain, Sierra Sinn, Aaralyn Berra, Marie Luv
and Sammie Rhodes." The strokability, replay value, and amounts of
heated fuck for the buck all amounted to a DVD set that I felt earned
every bit of a Recommended and I look forward to seeing Hillary's
talents grow with seasoning. In short, Extreme Asshole
Makeover has proved to be the continuation of a booty-full
relationship between the young starlet and Sex Z Pictures so I hope she
improves on the technical values while providing the kind of hardcore
dynamic she has made her mark with elsewhere.
Lovely reviewer Ravyn is our
newest Carmen Luvana fan thanks to A Slice of
Pie: Running a business any business one would except that it would
constantly be making money and keeping the overhead low. Not in this
case for Carmen and her husband Hershel who have been trying to figure
out why the pizza business has slowed down. With the rent on the place
due and a landlord whose wife has an eye for Carmen and the delivery
guys. Disappointed with the lack of cash flow his staff finds a great
way for sales and profits to pick up. This was my first Carmen Luvana
title and I was very impressed by it. The fact that there was an actual
storyline and the performers were so into what they were doing was
great. Other than being somewhat dark at times, I found A Slice of The
Pie very enjoyable. There was the right amount of amount of chemistry
and raw passion in each scene. Even the G/g scene with Carmen and Clara
was very well done. Adam & Eve has always been successful with their
featured titles and this is one that I would Highly Recommend to
everyone. This was the first adult title that actually had internal pop
shots which I found that to be more enjoyable and arousing than seeing
facial done over and over. The one condom scene was also well done and I
enjoyed the height of passion shown by both Hershel and Carmen. This is
one slice of the pie everyone is bound to enjoy.
For something different, you can always try Belladonna's
Oddjobs 2: Belladonna has
long been one of the strongest performers in porn, now directing for Evil Angel.
Her skills aside, she often breaks stereotypes of women providing weaker
or couples oriented fare by releasing some of the most hardcore sex you
will find legally available in the USA. Her latest title is Belladonna's
Oddjobs 2, a series of six scenes where the ladies use their
hands, mouths, and feet to get off their male partners. While this is
borderline fetish for most of us that want full sex scenes, I figured it
would be a nice change of pace when Mooninite left it on the pick list
so I gave it a shot. What I found was six scenes of nasty sex worthy of
some attention, albeit not as full or complete scenes as I would have
preferred. It was not your typical porno and fans looking for something
off the beaten path (pun intended) will enjoy this one enough to warrant
a rating of Recommended. It might not have been as good looking
as most gonzo these days and the amount of suck for the buck wasn't in
the same league as the all oral releases by the company but I thought Belladonna's
Oddjobs 2 provided some healthy replay and stroke value that
transcended the kink factor of the usual outing from the director. If
you are already a fan, you will probably already have this but if you
are not, you may find this the cure to the same old stuff the industry
foists on consumers every day.
Legendary reviewer Saul Good then
found a trio of body part oriented titles for fans with Footsie Babes
2: There is almost no sex in this film, but there is--as there
should be--loads of female foot action. Each scene goes beyond anything
I wanted from a foot flick in terms true foot footage. I'd say 95% of
the run time includes the tootsies of these luscious ladies, and seeing
as how this is geared for people with an interest in the lower limbs,
mission accomplished. On top of this, the women themselves are hot with
beautiful bodies and seem to enjoy sucking toes and licking arches.
Although there are no true extras on this disc, and some acts didn't get
equal times as others, Footsie Babes 2 is a pure, simple, no B.S. foot
flick. It doesn't have the intensity or edge of say, the "Ten Little
Piggies" series, but it is equally pleasing. FB2 is more for foot
worshipers, that like to focus and admire a woman's feet; the sequel, Footsie Babes
3 where he said: Director Youngman did a fabulous job of not simply
capturing the feet of the women in the film, but giving them attention.
Consistency in a series is difficult, especially with a fetish flick
where the audience is somewhat smaller. It was almost as strong as its
predecessor. There is nothing specifically wrong with this flick, and
perhaps I'm a bit jaded after coming straight from "Vol 2", which was a
damn fine piece of work. Vol. 3 is far better than most foot flicks out
there and each scene is packed with foot model, worship, and admiration.
If you are looking for stomping or a foot-in-the-vag clip or like to see
feet in bowls of spaghetti, you're not going to find it here. You're
also not going to find hardcore pounding with the foot in the shot as an
afterthought. Youngman takes his time with the camera and the scenes
move slowly, deliberately giving attention to the beautiful women and
their lower extremities. Although there are plenty of footjobs and a
nice sample of oral and screwing, the focus is feet, for all three
hours; and Asstravaganza
3: This ridiculously (in a good way) packed 2-disc set offers over 5
hours of ass pounding action. Digital Sin has compiled 22 scenes from
some of their best flicks, using some of their hottest stars. Such as:
Jamie Elle (box cover), Jeannie Marie, Gia Paloma, Sasha Grey, and
Katrina Kraven. Overall, most scenes are above what one expects. There
were one or two that were notably shorter than the others or with acts
and/or actors that were minimally pleasing to watch. But out of 5 hours
and 22 scenes, this isn't one of those thrown together compilations.
There were some really good clips here. I think it's really damn hard
for a compilation to deserve the X Critic Collector Series title, but
this one might have been a contender if had a few more fresh or hot
stars.
Creampie lovers will embrace the wonders of nasty sex in Internal
Cumbustion 11: Chris Streams
is currently the #2 director working for Zero Tolerance
by my figuring, second only to mike in terms of output and quality
(though Danny seems to about as consistent of late). His most recent
release is Internal Cumbustion 11, a series I last saw years ago
with Internal Cumbustion
2, the theme being gals who took creampies. If you have lived in a
cave in recent years, a creampie is simply an internal pop shot like
most of us do in the real world, a world where our girlfriends would
kill us if we were to pull out and rub out a load to their face as most
porn seems infatuated with these days. The back cover said it like this:
"What makes these ball-drenching babes go so crazy for creampies? Is it
the salty taste of semen that tickles their tastebuds and makes em crave
more? Is it the warm comfort they get inside their twat when it's filled
to the brim with gushing cum? Or is it the feeling of sperm dripping and
oozing out of every orifice that keeps them coming back for more? Who
knows and who cares-- these cuties love loads and we love them for it!
Lock your knees, aim, and blast a hot cum injection deep inside!" Gina
was the big highlight and Maya was another solid reason to pick up a
copy, the other three varying depending on exactly what you want to see.
Esteemed reviewer Namrufmot
3 Way Buffet:
If you're a collector of the performers or just a fan of threesome there
is no better release than this one - its nonstop fucking for sixteen
hours! With so much content you'll never get tired of watching the discs
- this gives Three Way Buffet more than enough fuck for your buck. Any
DVD that makes you feel like you got your money's is worth picking up.
Recommended; It Takes Two
#3: This was the third title in the It Takes Two series and overall
I was pretty satisfied. Not only are the girls all attractive and
shapely, but most importantly they know how to fuck on camera. The lack
of extras (and only four scenes) hurts the final ratings a little, but I
still feel it deserves a score of "Recommended"; I've Been
Sodomized #3: This DVD is everything that an adult DVD should aspire
to be. Intense and playful action, excellent video quality, and a decent
sampling of extras all make this DVD a great value. Fans of anal (who
isn't) will definitely want to consider adding this one to their
collection; and Boy Fucks Girl
3: I loved it. Starring a cast chock full of young looking girls, it
will easily hold up to repeated viewings. When you consider that you
also get a plethora of extras, the question of whether or not to buy it
becomes a no-brainer. If you're in the market for a new teen DVD, look
no further. My hat is off to you Maestro Claudio.
With so many of our picks this week focusing on great ass, you cannot go
wrong with Booty I Like 3: Justin Slayer
is probably the least appreciated black man in porn with his current
work at Evil Angel
garnering less attention than some of their more extreme circus act sex
directors from what I can tell. Justin is notable for actually liking
women and in today's gonzo market that must not be a huge selling point
with some distributors though I have corresponded with a number of fans
that appreciate his work better than most black directors. His latest
release is Booty I Like
3, another of his efforts that focus on rounded rumps of all
colors having some serious fun with the director and his pal Nat. I last
saw Booty I Like 2
and as a self professed Bootyologist myself, I was hoping he could
instill this volume with more chemistry and heat than the previous
version. Thankfully, he did just that and the result was a better outing
for those of you in need of dropping seed to a tease filled, straight
forward fuck flick. It was worthy of being Recommended for the
levels of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value with three
of the ladies giving heated performances and the other two at least
looking into the tease and oral action if nothing else.
For years, we have enjoyed the observations of reviewer Colonel Mustard,
so we were pleased to see he found two racially motivated titles to
tantalize with in; Black Dicks in
White Chicks 14: If you are having trouble guessing what is likely
to be on this DVD, you need serious help, as the title couldn't spell it
out any more clearly. Mark Wood has compiled a smashing cast on this DVD
of fresh faces ready, willing and able to get fucked hard in each of
their three holes for our viewing pleasure. I generally do not
specifically seek out the interracial genre, I do know good porn when I
see it, and this was very good porn. Mark Wood's entire cast showed
great effort in their scenes. The sex was boiler room hot, with all the
anal, PTM, ATM we've come to expect from the leader of adult gonzo
entertainment; and Seven Years in
Thai Butt: This is a collection of many of the scenes starring
Wicked's incredible collection of Asian contract stars over the past
several years taking 'it' up the butt. Looking at the cast of actresses
on the list is a great 'who's who' in adult film making such as Nautica
Thorn, Miko Lee, Roxy Jezel, Katsumi and the legendary Asia Carrera. As
added bonus there are some scenes starring non-Asian porn stars in
various lesbian and threesome situations that also add to the value of
the DVD headlined by Jenna Jameson, Jenna Haze and Jessica Drake. Strap
yourself in, grab the lube and be prepared for four hours of Asian anal
action from Wicked Pictures. With over four hours of hardcore Asian Anal
action from one of the leading providers in Adult entertainment in
Wicked pictures, combined with one of the best titles on the market,
it's really hard to go wrong with "Seven Years in Thai Butt".
The search for perfection in a man was the theme of Perfect
Creatures: Corruption was
probably the biggest movie of last year, garnering scores of awards for
just about everything after initial reviews skewered the production on a
whole range of problems that largely did not exist. A few people
suggested I overstepped by bounds as an independent reviewer in order to
champion the multi-disc set, though I maintain to this day I was simply
pointing out the merits more aggressively on forums online as a means to
provide balance to those whose personal agendas went too far. As I wait
for director Eli Cross to
finish up his latest epic for Sex Z
Pictures, I decided to take a look at one of his more compact
efforts of late, a little feature called Perfect
Creatures. The movie is a nod to the desire for the perfect
mate, the theme having been handled numerous times before in adult as
well as mainstream shows. The difference this time is that the director
made a conscious effort to point out that perfection is in the eye of
the beholder as well as noting that human emotions are so mixed up that
perfection could never be achieved due to the human factor involved. The
stroke factor and replayability were pretty good and the amount of fuck
for the buck added up to a rating of Recommended for me. I would
have liked the plot to be fleshed out a bit as the performers all seemed
comfortable with the level of talking they did and the sex could have
pushed the envelop a bit more than it did but Perfect
Creatures, while far from perfect, was an entertaining little
fuck flick that should hold us all over until Upload comes out in
time for the awards season to begin in earnest.
Reviewer Robin
LaCruz is a renaissance man extraordinaire so we were quite happy he
took a moment out of his busy schedule to share with us his latest find, TILF: Teachers I'd
Like To Fuck: These ladies are no spring chickens, but let's not
count them out. They are more elegant, sophisticated, even, and they
know how to use what they got. These sluts are a good reminder that
woman don't become unsexy, just because they get older than Britney.
These girls had years to develop and work on their beautiful bodies, and
they're professionals at what they do. The bonus scene was the most
disturbing scene because Angelica is looking a little freaky, but all
the other interactions were really natural and erotic. I would have no
problem fantasizing about several of these teachers, and also see myself
getting left back again and again.
We round out this weekly adventure with reviewer Addison DeLick
giving us the low down on the handjob action found in the latest volume
of a popular series with Tug Jobs 11:
Bang Bros.' handjob series continues in fine-fingered form with eight
segments featuring attractive girls, several of them falling outside the
usual porn-star mold. It's mostly the same old same old, with each woman
getting down and masturbating a guy while looking into "his" eyes (the
camera, i.e. us). But fans of "digital" entertainment should find things
that please them. It was fine fodder for lovers of handjob cinema. The
eight girls here range from decent-looking to adorable to sexpot. The
action is strictly women masturbating men, though within that
limitation, there are a range of activities, including ass-crack and
pussy-lip play and near-oral contact. Unlike other "TJ" titles, there
are no outtakes here, no glimpses of the girls "forgetting" that they
can't put things in their mouth. But the quality of the ladies and the
strong lineup of extras make this a repeat-worthy product.
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The major contributors to The Blue Room this week were: Don Houston and
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