Erik Everhard provides us with another epic length title this time in Anal Prostitutes On Video 4: Special Edition: The idea behind the title is simplicity itself, Erik has hardcore gonzo sex with a variety of attractive ladies, including anal as a form of truth in advertising that some of his competition could learn from (all too often, companies imply that anal will take place and consumers get to find out the hard way that it isn't true). This time, there was over FIVE HOURS of material in the movie alone, with plenty more in the BTS feature on the second disc. As expected, that helped make this a winner of epic proportions but I'll give you more detail to go on since everyone has different needs. It showed that the director was still in top form, earning the movie a rating of Highly Recommended in the process. The sheer quantity of fuck for the buck, replay and strokability factors was enough to merit special attention but the quality was not lacking either. Granted, a few scenes showed gals that were not as awesome as the rest but even then there was a lot to enjoy with every one of them offering plenty of reason to watch their respective scenes. Erik is one of the best director/performers in the industry at this writing and rest assured that Anal POV 4: Special Edition, like Anal POV #3 before it, served as hardcore evidence to support this conclusion so unless you like watered down porn, pick up a copy to enjoy.
Highlights of The Week
Director B. Skow showed his skill with Burnt Fury: a comedy feature about two cops played by the mighty Evan Stone and muscular Tommy Gunn; two of the top male performers in porn at this writing. They are on the case of a serial murderer who targets hookers, giving them ample time to sample the merchandise as a result. While the dialogue was as over the top as you would expect from a feature relying heavily on Evan as the lead character, the sex was top notch all the way, especially for fans of the lovely Lanny Barby. Here's what the boxcover said about it: "When an ingénue heads to America to find fame and fortune in Hollywood, her mother does what any normal red-blooded European mother would do: she puts a hit out on a gaggle of porn stars to discourage her daughter from going XXX. Join adult's hottest brunette bombshell, Lanny Barby, in "Burnt Fury", the new Vivid romp that's part police story and part "Story of 'O'." Guaranteed to spring you, from wherever you are." It was another solid hit from the director and a great showcase for the sexual talents of Lanny. It was worthy of being Highly Recommended thanks to the levels of replay value, strokability, and fuck for the buck as much as the multitude of Lanny Barby scenes present. The technical aspects were creative and interesting with some decent extras to add to the mix. If you like cop capers that employ humor and raw sexuality in heated pairings, Burnt Fury will be a good one for you to pick up. I can only hope that the director makes this a series, as alluded to in the BTS feature.
Shane's World expands into the distribution racket with College Amateur Tour in Texas: Jack Venice is a 24 year old ex-military hero from Houston, Texas; having served his country with honor and now enjoying the fruits of his service in porn. While not generally thought of as one of the top names in the industry, he brings a youthful zeal to his work that many of the established meat puppets (usually twice his age) simply fail to bring to their scenes. In short, he's the kind of new blood the industry thrives upon and the ladies tend to appreciate working with over the abusers and aging lotharios that are probably old enough to be their dads. Well, Jack had an idea and the folks at a start up company, Frat House, gave him a shot at directing his first fuck flick to be distributed by a company he frequently works at, Shane's World, and the result was this solid offering of new talent, most of whom were in their first real porno. It was easily worth a rating of Recommended or better depending on your appreciation of newcomers in porn. I prefer gals with a few miles under their belts since they perform better but none of these gals offered filler scenes and some were exceptionally heated thanks to the way they interacted with Jack. I can't prove that all of the gals were "100% real college girl amateurs" but 80% of them struck me as just that. The levels of replay and strokability were better than average with some chemistry between Jack and the ladies elevating the levels of fuck for the buck. Jack was a bit wooden in his delivery of the dialogue but I found College Amateur Tour in Texas to be a solid opening title for the company.
In our third look at Reign of Tera 2, our staff saw plenty to like, saying: The story is about a brothel run by the two, catering to an exclusive crowd that prefer Asian action, this time offering up a murder mystery as a side plot. The cover said it like this: "In the second installation of the decadent "Reign of Tera" series, Tera Patrick gets back in action with her first ever boy-boy-girl scene. We find her back at the Asian Love Palace, Mr Jonez's high roller Asian whorehouse, where every imaginable fantasy is fulfilled. Sex, jealousy, drama, and even murder leave everyone in this lust filled XXX thriller wanting more..." If you're a fan of Tera, you'll want to see this one, despite the limits of the story. It proved that Tera still reigns supreme and it serves as a fine sequel worthy of Tera's charms. The technical qualities were a step forward, the ladies were in fine shape (especially Tera, Roxy, and Nautica), and the action was suitable for plenty of stroke sessions with decent levels of fuck for the buck. In all, Reign Of Tera 2 was worth a rating of Recommended or better by me, serving as a decent sequel to Reign Of Tera 1, though my buddy Rob seemed to like it even more than I did, giving it a better nod. If you're a fan of Tera Patrick, this is the best title out of the month, serving to show her increasing boundaries as both her and Spyder push forward to offer more of what the fans want.
Reviewer Colonel
Mustard found another trio of titles to take home with Zen: explores the inter-most regions of some of the most attractive women of Asian decent willing to perform sexual acts on film. Wicked is known for their high end production values and couple friendly DVDs. Another difference that will become obvious when watching a Wicked release is their continued dedication to promoting safe and enjoyable sex. As a result, please note that condoms were used in all scenes. There are six sultry stand alone scenes staring Asian women (plus a bonus scene), Craving Big Cocks
14: New Sensations put together a solid DVD. The audio and visual, starting with the menus looked and sounded fantastic. The talent was top notch and fresh, and the sex was stellar in some cases, and nothing worse than mediocre. The light bondage and superb tease footage made this DVD stand out from the pile. I must Recommended this DVD for all of the five hot and horny women crazing the extra large cock in the fourteenth rendition of the "Craving Big Cocks" line from New Sensations, and Klub Slutz: I had a very hard time figuring our how to rate this film. I must warn people that this might not be the DVD for them. All of the scenes were set to techno music and there is tons of post production changes to the scenes that might make purists of gonzo fans go a bit crazy. A lot of the scenes, the camera work and the lighting could have been much better. However, despite all of this, I loved the talent assembled, the makeup and some of the sex was at least unique to what I've seen before.
I must Recommended this DVD as a solid Penthouse Underground Alternative Porn production.
Oil and breasts always make a sweet combination with Big Wet Tits 4 proving my point: William H. Nutsack is a shy type of director that prefers to let his work do his talking for him as shown by his increasingly appealing body of titles at Elegant
Angel. He provides a different style than many of his peers in the gonzo world, serving the pervert better than the arty-farty couples porn you'll see all over the place. His latest tribute to oiled up hotties is Big Wet Tits 4, the sequel to Big Wet Tits 3, where the ladies all had large breasts that were extensively catered to with fluid substances to make them shine. Dick sucking, titty fucking perversion was all the rage here with plenty of good old fashioned boning taking place too, relying less heavily on the formulas of the past in favor of some diversity to get you off. It was a title that had two great scenes and three good ones, the bonus scene also offering up some nice stroke value. The replay and strokability of the action were not as high as some of the other efforts in Nutsack's perverted resume but the technical matters and casting helped make this one a title worthy of being Recommended. In short, Big Wet Tits 4 had everything it was advertised to provide, tits that were large and wet in every scene, though a few of the gals didn't quite live up to the high standards of the series (related and otherwise). Give this one a look and you'll find it appealing on many levels, with a close friend suggesting to me that it was "at least worth" being highly recommended.
Reviewer Disco
Dirge had a quartet of quim to promote this time with: Coochie
Cuttas: Again, the lack of ass action â€" that is, penis in pooper â€" is what lowers the overall score of this title to a merely magnificent rating of Highly Recommended. Indeed, the best review it can receive is that, right after the credits started the roll, the Dirge was eyeing his good lady wife with incredibly bad intent. Luckily, she too was ready for a little boudoir ballyhoo. Naturally, this means that Justin Slayer'
smut peddling easily earns a Cohabitation Certification for its marital aide properties. In fact, all lack of a high score aside, you won't find a better collection of carnal delights. Even if your proclivities run to the chest, or other less likely body parts, this celebration of the rump is one delicious adult delight, Big Natural Tits
16: Dirge has seen much better mammary oriented action, and the added elements of mommy milk and woman whiz didn't do much for the overall effectiveness of the sex. As a result, a relatively calm Recommended is in order. Couples have nothing to complain about â€" even with all the multiple men on one gal grinding, the action is easily enjoyed and accepted. Therefore, a Cohabitation Certification is awarded. Body part fetish features are usually concerned with the headlining element only. It's par for the international course that Christoph Clark and the rest of his overseas entertainers would expand beyond the bosom to focus on other, more penetratable, possibilities, Lady of the
Evening: David Stanley should just go ahead and make mainstream movies. His adult film dynamic is so out of whack with what the rest of the industry is doing that he becomes more of an outsider with every new release. It's definitely true in the case of this film. In essence, Lady of the Evening is a goofy coming of age comedy starring a middle aged porn star as the fuck and suck equivalent of Eddie Deezen. The reliable Randy Spears plays a nutty nebbish who goes whacko every time he eats sugar. It causes him to hallucinate badly, and it's these vice-driven visions that propel the plotline. In addition, Spears' next door neighbor, played by an oddly uncredited Eric Masterson, is a Canadian crackpot with an accent so thick he makes Bob and Doug MacKenzie sound like Bob Dole. Both are part of a hilarious exchange involving sweetener, sex, and a couple of decidedly Asian Swedish bikini models.
In another unusual move, star Jenna Presley doesn't show up until an hour into the movie, and then she just fucks Spears before disappearing into the background. As a comedy, Lady of the Evening is weirdly humorous, and I Love Lauren:
Thanks to the presence of one of the Dirge's favorite performers, and a couple of knock out scenes, this DVD will earn an easy Recommended rating. The reason for not going higher is obvious - this is a compilation, and since there was not access to some of Lauren's more memorable work (Big Wet Asses, anyone?), not everything here is the XXX cream of the crop. In general, Lauren Phoenix deserves to be a bigger star. Sure, she's a name, and known for her excellent porn star skills.
But she is much more than that, able to come across as both slutty and sensual onscreen - a true rarity indeed. Here's hoping this collection is recognition of her growing celebrity status and not just a quick marketing grab for cash. Either way, it's worth a look.
Reviewer Don
Houston likes lingerie on his hotties so we knew he'd appreciate Fishnets 6: a series devoted to lingerie and stockings that enhance the look of the ladies wearing them. The cover said it like this: "Get wrapped up in the hottest hosiery ho-down ever to make a splash! Gorgeous girls with lengthy long gams, smooth round calves, and pretty painted toes give it their all and wait for you to bite the bait! Slide 'em out of the stockings and into the sack for a toe-tugging, foot-fucking, cum-drenched good time. If you're hooked on silky-soft legs sliding in and out of skin-tight micronets, then you've caught a winner. Manicured toes, perfectly arched soles, and prime teen pussy ready for wrappin', reamin' and creamin'!" For me, I have found every volume of the series to date (at least the ones I've seen) to be extremely heated stroke material, so I had a good feeling going into this one. It was not quite as consistently good as previous volumes in the series but it came really close to being even better than my rating of Recommended, thanks to the solid cast, the technical skill employed by mike, and the heated sparks flying in about half the scenes. The replay and strokability were good and the fuck for your buck value proved to be really pleasing, so give Fishnets 6 a look if you like gonzo sex that has a lot of tease and lingerie put to good use.
New reviewer George Capistrano liked Dick Puppets:
The idea behind the giant dick porn seems to be that any woman confronted with such a beast can't help but really get into it. Sadly for Mr. Mandingo, dragging around that hockey stick he calls a dick means impressing the ladies and also taking is slow and easy, lest someone really get hurt. Those who come to see the big, big dicks will enjoy this DVD, but for your average viewer, Mandingos' Dick Puppets is sidetracked by monster penis and the accommodation for it sometimes detracts from the sex, making this one Recommended.
Jules
Jordan Video also gave us a look at POV Pervert 8:
Special Edition: a series that we have long appreciated at X Critic, where aging Mike John has sex with a variety of youthful gals typically less than half his age with an emphasis on oral and anal in most cases.
Fans of POV long knowing how qualified he is with a camera, tend to appreciate all he offers them, making this one a no-brainer for them to pick up while I spend some time describing the scenes for those less familiar with the near legendary director. It was a lot of fun to watch for me. Granted, not all of the ladies were as skilled as his best gals but the strokability levels, replay factor, and amount of fuck for the buck were all enough to elevate the movie into the Recommended status by me; probably even worthy of the next step if you are a big fan of the cast and can overlook a couple of weaker performances. In short, POV Pervert #8: Special Edition was another title you can rely on for your personal needs if you like point of view action as much as I do.
Esteemed reviewer Namrufmot liked the youth angle of director Chico Wang's Spring Chickens
18: The strength of this DVD lies in the quality of the girls. Not only are they all incredibly attractive, but more importantly, she all love to fuck on camera. Their performances give this DVD a high replay value and that's one of the main things to consider when buying a DVD.
If you're in the market for a new teen gonzo title, definitely consider adding this one to your collection.
Another reality show worth checking out was Big Ass
Adventure: Robert Rosenberg is one of those studly types in porn that seems to have the ability to drive women wild with his physique, attitude toward women, and overall charm as much as the size of his big cock and ability to use it. I bumped into him at the 2007 AEE Show around the Bang
Bros booth and he told me that he was going to be directing for them, surprising me more than a little as he wanted to take his career to the next level like so many of his friends had been doing. I'll admit that his large facial tattoo threw me off a bit but he has so much going for him that I figured he'd do a good job, a truism proven by his first title to make it to me, Big Ass Adventure. The company is largely known for their work in Florida but aside from various legal battles currently taking place in the state, the company has decided to aggressively expand their style overseas to take advantage of the beautiful women there so what better tour guide than Robert to helm this effort? The scenarios followed the usual dynamic of the director stalking the women and then introducing himself before the gal would tease and they'd go back to his place to have sex. The ladies here were all nicely proportioned and worthy of grabbing your attention since they were not used in hundreds of movies (a practical trademark of the company by the
way) when these scenes were shot. Robert as a director proved to have the right stuff to make it behind the camera too but you can see that for yourselves with the movie. It showed that he really does have what it takes to make good porn with some nice replay and strokability, decent levels of fuck for the buck, and a lot of old fashioned chemistry between him and the attractive cast to elevate the scenes more than a little in my mind.
We close out with a couple of flicks that just missed the deadline last week by reviewer The Mooninite in Fetish Fanatic
5: If you thought that the previous four entries in Belladonna's Fetish Fanatic series were harsh, things don't get any softer with this fifth entry in the series. While the first three entries have been double disc sets, this one is not â€" like the forth volume it's a three-disc set although unlike Volume Four Belladonna is not in each of the six scenes! While it's unlikely that each scene will appeal to everyone's personal kink, there's a lot of variety here and some crazy fucking to go along with it. If you're into seriously hardcore girl on girl action, consider this one highly recommended but be aware that it is definitely a release that caters to those with very specific and unusual tastes, and Boob Stravaganza
2: Boobs are great. This is a fact and no one can argue with it.
There is substantial scientific evidence that's been compiled over the years to prove this fact, roughly four hours of which have been made available to the public by way of this handy two disc set from Digital Sin, Boobstravaganza #2 â€" Titties Galore!. Starring such big titted beauties as Amy Reid, Brandy Talore, Jessica Moore and seven others, it's wall to wall big boob fun just the way you (or at least I) like it.
At over four hours in length between the two discs, it's easy to look past the fact that there aren't really any decent extra features here.
As far as the sex itself goes, the girls are hot, they fuck like champs, and there is a veritable plethora of big tit action in here â€" enough to satisfy any fan of the female torso's finest feature attractions.
Upcoming Notable DVDs
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The major contributors to The Blue Room this week were: Don Houston and Chris Thorne