Jenna Jameson Provocateur, Carmen Lavana and Sacred Sin

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Spotlight Title: This Butt's 4 U
#2


Reviewer Don
Houston is often called many things with regard to how tough he
grades his porn, doling out the higher scores rarely and only for the
most meritorious titles so we sat up and took notice when he rated This Butt's 4 U
#2 with our highest rating.
"Erik Everhard
has been appreciated by a great many people over the years as a guy who
gets so into the action that many claim he is in a special zone. He
appreciates the female form as well as anyone else so his elevation into
directing seemed to be a natural idea and the results have proven to
provide a great deal of awesome porn with some of the best value you'll
find. His recent switch to Evil Angel from Red Light was hailed as a
great move by some and now that he's going to ramp it up one more notch
in order to work with Jules Jordan, fans are ecstatic with joy knowing
that Erik will now be completely free to provide any kind of sex act he
thinks will appeal to fans (within the legal boundaries established by
those legal hounds the industry trusts). His latest work before leaving Evil Angel was
This Butt's 4 U
#2, the sequel to a movie that I never saw, showcasing a number
of attractive gals doing anal after some extensive tease. One look at
the front DVD cover will tell you what to expect in terms of women but
the even more favorable news is that most of the ladies were on fire
with desire to ride that meaty member of Erik's in all sorts of
positions and in each of their holes.

This Butt's 4 U
#2 provided more than TWICE the amount of footage you'll get in a
typical gonzo porn and did not feel the need to use filler scenes to do
so. In that sense, the quality of the fuck was as high as the quantity
of the fuck provided by director Erik Everhard,
with high end production values, lots of excellent tease footage, and a
cast of cuties all perfectly suited to the profession. Whatever minor
polishing up This Butt's 4 U
#2 might have been able to use was barely a blip on the screen
so it's no surprise that Evil Angel
will be reeling from the loss of such a talented director. For all the
movie had to offer though, I felt it was well worth the rating of DVD
Talk Collector Series considering the stroke and replay value for
anyone into the gonzo format. If you'd rather see a lot of artistic
effects, poor dialogue, and marginal women, I can make a few other
suggestions for you but this was the top of the purely sexual offerings
I've seen of late (and I've seen a LOT of them). Excellent work!"

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Sneak Peeks: Deeper 3 & Cockasian



Fans of contract hotty Jesse Jane
will be pleased to note that she was featured in one of our sneak peek
titles this week with Deeper 3: "one
of the shortest movies by director Robby D. and Digital
Playground that I recall ever watching and I was about to punish the
rating for it when I noticed the excellent Behind the Scenes feature
that lasted nearly a half hour. It was funny and fun, showing off the
ladies and giving some added value to elevate the rating to a
Recommended. Granted, had even one of the scenes been a filler,
the rating would've stayed where it was at but aside from my general
belief that a DVD should be full of strokable porn and replay value, the
entertainment value also counts for something too. It's my belief that
if you enjoyed Deeper 2, Deeper 3
will also trip your trigger so check it out when it comes out later this
week".

We also got a glimpse of Cockasian: "a
play on the term used for white people (Caucasian) that took scenes from
a broad spectrum of time to offer up some of the best single disc value
from the company in recent memory. If you like Asian gals, there were
some from all sorts of backgrounds and body shapes, marking a change
from the usually white bread world the director seems to spend the
majority of his time with. Cockasian was
full of fuck for the buck value as the movie and bonus scene totaled
nearly three hours of all Asian fun as the ladies hooked up with the
usual white guys Robby seems to rely on so heavily. Given my experience
with some of the cast, I was pleasantly surprised at how decent a
performance most of them gave, adding to the replay value and
strokability that consumers so appreciate in their porn. In short, Cockasian
was well worth a rating of Recommended from me and real fans of
Asian women will likely find this one impossible to resist given the
focus on quality by Robby and Nick P. (his partner in poontang crime here).

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Special Spotlight: Jenna's Provocateur




One of the more interesting marketing moves of late was related to how
Jenna's
Provocateur was presented; with six different versions, each geared
towards a specific contract starlet at Club Jenna. Reviewer Don Houston
followed the rumors back to their source and found that while the movie
itself was the same in each case, the extras package varied with each
volume, providing an extra masturbation scene on each disc and an array
of audio commentaries that differed on each of the volumes so he dug his
heels in and gave each of them a separate look, providing some pictures
for you diehard fans to get a better idea of what each version had to
offer. The volumes were Jenna's
Provocateur: Chanel St. James, Jenna's
Provocateur: Sophia Rossi, Jenna's
Provocateur: Ashton Moore, Jenna's
Provocateur: Krystal Steal, Jenna's
Provocateur: McKenzie Lee, and Jenna's
Provocateur: Jesse Capelli. As Don examined them, he found that some
used standard, though entertaining, commentaries from director Jenna
Jameson and separate ones from her husband Justin Sterling, while
others had the starlets themselves give some insights into their
experiences. Either way, the scenes remained just as good from one
volume to the next, proving that Jenna has successfully made the
transition from one side of the camera to the other. The box covers give
you a look at the individual ladies and Don thoughtfully provided a few
risqué screen captures to give you an idea as to which volume you might
like the most but the industry buzz is that the marketing ploy has
helped generate even more sales than expected, especially for some of
the more popular contract ladies at the company.

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Thorne in Your Side - Porn Ramblings From Chris Thorne

One of the things missing from X Critic's coverage of Porn is a look at the wild and wonderful industry that makes up Porn Valley (the name given to Chatsworth California, home to just about every name in adult entertainment).

First up on Thorne's 'Ole Radar screen is Eon McKai's Girls Lie. Alaska Designs does another kick ass cover for a Vivid Alt DVD that you won't be ashamed to leave out for company to see. But what the hell is up with Vivid Alt's thin packs!?! They cram 3 discs into a sleeve tighter than some of the girls in the "New Girl" series. Vivid Alt - Size Does Matter. Just ask Dana DeArmond about her deleted scene in Girls Lie. Oh we did not go there.. did we? Girls Lie might be everything that Neu Wave Hookers is and more... So it needs a package that shows it.

Big applause to the beautiful Nautica Thorn (No relation, it's THORNE you idiot, and I'm not Asian). She's finally popping up everywhere (which is the way it should be). Nautica looked especially hot in Cockasain.. but.. Robby D has her in a SOLO SCENE... HELLO! What's up with that? The cover which got our motors really running was Slant Eye For The Straight Guy 3. Thorne is Horney (see how I did that...oh so clever) Nautica you're fit and you know it!

Vivid again. Can't share the love enough. What the hell were they thinking releasing soooo many Jenna Provocateurs? OK we KNOW what you were thinking... But really? Are you expecting me to collect all 6 (reminds me of my youth collecting Happy Meal Toys). I get it, I really do - Jenna Jameson is the Porn equivalent to God. But would you please just do one big ass Special MEGA JENNA Edition and be done with it. The Provocateur wants to be supersized no cloned. While you're at put Jenna in front of Tristan Toarimino's lens. Time for the porn goddes to let her hair down an get real.

Now Here this. Squirting is sooo 2005. We've had enough of these DVDs (Elegant Angel, you listening?). Yes Cytheria and Flower Tucci have built their careers in squirting, but they also can really fuck. So why not be known for that. Sure we'll accept that perhaps 1 out of ever 50 women can squirt, once in a while. But damn, the line between squirting and pissing is so thin, and sooo many of these squirter films could easily be re-titled 'Golden Showers'. It's not that we're completely pissed off (another great CT pun), it's just that we've seen enough. OKaaaaaaay.

And with that, my first prick (get it... Thorne...prick...) at the porn industry comes to a close. Love it? Hate it? Let us know. Wait no.. If you love it. Email me. If you hate it....Well then you have no taste.... but that CAN be a good thing. - CT

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Highlights of The
Week


Weapon's of Ass
Destruction 5 nearly beat out our spotlight pick of the week given
the kind of quality it provided with an anamorphic picture, awesome
cast, and so much else when we said: "Jules Jordan
is either the best director in gonzo porn or a talentless bum according
to the polarized masses of fans and industry insiders I've communicated
with. I heavily lean toward the former as a relatively late convert to
the man's sense of style though I'll be the first to admit that his
movies are typically among the most predictable in terms of the
technical aspects they offer up. One of the strengths he brings to his
movies is the ability to get some of the very best work out of his cast
and while I have only seen a few of his now out of print releases at
Evil Angel earlier than a couple of years ago, I'm told that they'll be
offered by Jules Jordan
Video soon enough; giving me reason to see for myself how much the
man has grown as a director. His latest anal epic is Weapon's of Ass
Destruction 5, a lengthy set of wonderfully heated scenes by
some of the best ass in porn when the scenes were shot. Jules does it
again here by showcasing the ladies at their very best in the six scenes
so fans have reason to rejoice at the levels of quality and quantity
offered up. Weapon's of Ass
Destruction 5 was a winner by Jules Jordan
that should sell quite well at Jules Jordan
Video. My only real complaint was that the back cover listed the
running time as 4 hours when the movie itself was far closer to 3 hours,
a marketing device that must include the extras to flesh out the time
(few reputable companies do this these days and it's the first time I
recall Jules trying it). Otherwise, the technical values of Weapon's of Ass
Destruction 5 were superior, the amounts of fuck for the buck
solid, and the lovely ladies a delight to watch time and again as the
replay and stroke value made this one worth a rating of Highly
Recommended. The move to anamorphic widescreen presentations will
serve fans well in terms of providing more detail and as long as Jules
casts only the best performers, he'll clearly provide titles that fans
will enjoy."

We continue our look at classic (and value priced) Jim Holliday
movies with Eye Candy
Refocused: Director's Cut: "part of what the company called their
Platinum Plus Collection at the time. No advertising gimmick, this label
meant you'd get a lot of material worthy of your hard earned dollars and
stroke seed and not cost an arm and a leg in return. This movie was
another one dealing with a college setting with a cat burglar bit tacked
on too, making the silly formula of the master director even better than
ever. Eye Candy
Refocused: Director's Cut was probably my first look at what kind of
great stuff Jim Holliday
and VCA Pictures
could offer on DVD; making me a firm believer in the medium (not to
mention the company and director too) at a time when many people said it
would disappear overnight. Years later, I still thought Eye Candy
Refocused: Director's Cut was better than the modern tribute
flick, Eye Candy: Camp
Fuck A Lot, but also worthy of your consideration as a title many
fans would call a classic. Granted, there was a lot of truncated scenes
and I've since grown to want longer scenes rather than many more scenes
so I rated it as Recommended but it really does belong in the
collection of every modern porn aficionado, along with at least a dozen
other titles by the master director."

Those of you looking for something a bit kinkier than usual might enjoy O: The Power of
Submission: "Ernest Greene
is best known these days as the husband of porn legend Nina Hartley and
a bondage aficionado who makes the occasional porn flick centering on
his chosen kink (or assisting Nina in her educational series).
Considering the really poor technical elements that go into most bondage
movies, he really has the field to himself when it comes to presenting
it to a more mainstream audience. His latest work comes from Adam & Eve in
the form of O: The Power of
Submission, an homage to the classic novel by Dominique Aury.
The story followed a young lady (Carmen Luvana) who learns the power of
submission from her lover (Tommy Gunn) as she does anything to please
him. The nuances of this updated version focused more of the explicit
sex (it is a porno after all) but provided one of the more interesting
bondage releases in a while (at least since Jenna Loves
Pain). O: The Power of
Submission was the most feature laden release to date by director Ernest Greene
and if I hadn't just watched Adam & Eve's
recent blockbuster Tailgunners, I
could have easily mistaken this one as their yearly effort made to
garner awards. The sex was a mixture of feature porn and something a bit
harder but the inevitable wooden acting by most of the cast once again
weakened the result of the plotline more than a little bit. The problem
with most non-comedy features is that the cheese factor of the typical
porn acting tends to get in the way (which is why so many suggest gonzo
has taken over) but I've seen plenty of examples where sexually skilled
performers also managed to provide some feature worthy acting too.
Still, for the great cast in the sexual roles, the superior extras, and
the overall value of the double DVD set, I gave O: The Power of
Submission a rating of Recommended and suggest that fans
of bondage and/or Carmen will probably consider it a must have piece of
work.

Lovely reviewer Ravyn said this
about our next pick: "In this one of many features from Private's
Tropical collection Sexy Business
brings the beauty of the Grenadine Islands right into our homes. The
ladies in this feature gave their all in each scene as did the men. The
behind the scenes took us backstage to the actual shoot before and after
it was filmed. The ladies enjoyed the teasing the others on and off set
with pranks and minor mischief on the men. If you need a place to escape
into this makes the perfect hiding place. Even though Sexy Business
is a Private Feature DVD, it became highly predictable and as with each
scene carried the same formula making things very repetitious and
lacking originality. The use of the same concept might work for some and
not others. From my POV the ladies make this title worthy of a rental or
a purchase to your DVD collection. If you enjoy scenes with a lot of
anal and DP than this would be one to add to your collection. As for the
acting portion of the movie , there were times I had to shake my head
and wonder if I was watching Carlito's Way with the thickness of
one of the actors Latin accent."

Already generating some controversy in our forums, Fuck, is a
high end display of what companies can make when they want to: "Brad Armstrong
is currently the lead director at Wicked
Pictures and for good reason; he can do it all and often do it all
well. I have long appreciated his feature releases as being a few steps
above the competition regularly and his taste in women has never let me
down. His latest release was put out last month in time for the awards,
serving up a platter of vignettes narrated by the lovely hotty Jessica Drake,
was Fuck: A Lesson In
Lust. The movie is a visual timeline of sex scenes using
fantastical settings throughout the ages, ending in a futuristic setting
(sort of like a remake of Star Virgin), that emphasized style and
mood for the market Wicked Pictures serves. Fuck: A Lesson In
Lust might not have provided the lengthiest fuck fest directed at
the couples market this year but in terms of style alone, it had a lot
to offer even the casual fan of what I refer to as pretty porn.
There was anal sex, interracial, gangbangs and lots of attractive ladies
getting off though the length of the individual scenes will probably be
too short for most fans compared to the gonzo genre titles that have
been coming out in recent years. Still, as a compromise between the tame
feature porn many of us are familiar with and the harsh realities of
gonzo, Fuck: A Lesson In
Lust will certainly find an audience. Due to my own preferences
in vocal tracks and length of movies, I rated this one as
Recommended but the quality of the extras, while not the best the
company has offered in recent years, was definitely a boost to the fuck
for the buck value. Brad did a great job of catering to his market,
providing another worthwhile release for the company to brag about
giving his fans an alternative to his high end features."

Reviewer Michael
Vega, our resident expert on Latinas found a trio of titles worthy
of your attention with: Boob Squad 11:
"In the grand scheme of things, I really can't narrow down where I would
list "boobs" in the list of desirable attributes on a female. I guess it
would all suppose on the total package. However, I can tell you that I
have no love for silicone (or saline, for that matter). Boob Squad 11
stars a handful of attractively ladies with thick bodies and big
titties. If you're a fan of natural (I stress the word NATURAL)
cleavage, this disc will definitely make you grin from ear to ear. I
should also point out that this disc features clips originally shown on
the Big Tits, Round Asses section of the Bang Bros website. If this is
any indication of what else can be found there, I would suggest you run,
don't walk over and sign yourself up", The Whole
Enchilada: "Even though there was a slight bump regarding Monica's
scene, the Whole Enchilada delivered some hot Latina action from both
established mamis and some new ones. I was pleased with Vince's
direction and pleasantly surprised with the anamorphic widescreen.
However, I'm wondering why Vince chose to make Cassandra's scene a
"bonus" scene and not part of the main film. Regardless, Latin fans will
definitely enjoy this flick and its presentation", and Mami Culo Grande
3: "I am very pleased to let you know that Justin Slayer continues
the level of heat and thickness that started with the first "Mami Culo
Grande". From the terribly gorgeous and plump rumped Sunshine and
Meagan, to the sexy Kelly and my girl Marquetta, Mr. Slayer has
delivered another volume that will definitely please those fans of juicy
Latin bootys."

Don said of Evil Anal: "Manuel Ferrara
is considered one of the sexiest men alive in porn by the ladies I've
spoken with and his directing style seems to reflect his love of the
ladies in return. He consistently provides some of the best raw energy
in gonzo porn as a result of the chemistry he instills in his scenes,
with his Evil Angel
releases showing some of the best stroke and replay value of the
company's catalog. His latest movie is Evil Anal,
a lengthy set of gonzo scenes where the ladies had some great anal sex
as they showcased why they were among the best performers in the
business in their tease-filled performances. The double disc set
provided a lot of fuck for the buck and like any of Manuel's recent
releases, the movie will appeal to raincoaters as well as those who like
the kind of long, drawn out scenes where every aspect of their sexuality
is given a chance to shine. Evil Anal
might not be the best looking movie on technical merits alone but there
was always a sense of raw energy, chemistry, and passion by the
performers for one another. This led to the quality of the movie being
nearly as high as the plentiful quantity, giving fans superior fuck for
the buck with solid replay and stroke value that elevated the rating to
a Highly Recommended. In short, Evil Anal
was only evil in the sense that the ladies were not having sex with me,
after deeply personalizing their efforts in so many little ways that it
seemed like they were inviting us all to partake in their worldly
treasures. At this rate, Manuel will surpass his peers at a company
known for high quality, albeit one with a revolving cast of talented
directors."

One of our original porn reviewers Jason Scott, came
back to us and spoke highly of three titles saying: Jiggly Juggs
2: "offers some attractive women and a few solid scenes, but a
couple of the scenes could have been a bit more uninhibited and
energetic. Overall, the title certainly offers enough to get a
"recommended", but stops short of "highly recommended", Big Natural
Breasts 8: "How better to sum up the jiggly fun of "Big Natural
Breasts #8" than this line, from the back of the box: "After watching
this, you'll be so big on boobs, all your front doors will have
knockers!" It's as if they read my mind. Anyways, this latest effort
from Tony Vidson is another boob-tastic edition of the series,
assembling a set of attractive women with huge naturals. It provides a
selection of mostly attractive and quite tit-tastic women in a series of
solid hardcore scenes", and Super Naturals
4: "lives up to its title, providing attractive girls with large
breasts. While the first three scenes were good-to-great, the last two
scenes are fantastic. Overall, this one gets a highly recommended."

Reviewer Don
Houston liked My Secret Life
(hoping for the director's cut to come out with all the cool features
that weren't used in the set): "DCypher is now
the latest contract director for Club Jenna and
I can honestly see him bringing something much needed to the high end
company as well as providing him the perfect opportunity to show what he
has to offer without all the second guessing and limited budgets he's
had to deal with in recent years. His latest release for Metro
Interactive is a comedy called My Secret
Life, a story of an insurance agent by day, porn director by
night played by the talented mainstream actor jack Crown. Playing Alex,
he shows more than a little acumen for comedy as the director/script
writer DCypher seems to send up many porn industry stereotypes and
clichés, perhaps even a semi-autobiographical look into his own life as
a result. My Secret Life
might not be the huge success of director DCypher's
better known hits but it was fun to watch as adult entertainment as much
as a porno/stroke flick. The comedy of the situations was as good as
many mainstream sitcoms and bringing in a mainstream actor to handle the
majority of acting bits was a great idea that I wish other companies
would explore more often. The ladies were all hot and while I wish
Shauna had a bigger role (what a delicious ass she showed in her ending
cameo), I found the collection of substantial extras, technical values,
and heated pairings to be worth a rating of Recommended. In
short, My Secret
Life was a cute flick in the vein of some of the much larger
budget Wicked Pictures releases of late, handled with a nod to the
writing far more than most porn seems able to do these days (you'll find
huge budget features with far worse acting all over the place)."

Rising star reviewer Godzillas
Pacifier gave us a humorous look at Baker's Dozen
9: "one of those features that is targeted for a very specific
audience. Without going into the scene-by-scene review, you should be
warned before your viewing. If you're not into the multiple guys with a
girl kind of thing, or like blowjobs but don't care for the excessive
cum shots covering a girls entire body, then this isn't for you! The Baker's
Dozen Series prides itself on making a girl look like a glazed
donut. The main tasty cake for our course this time around is sexy
Karina Kay. Besides her dirty and seductive mouth, beautiful face, meaty
thighs, and nice tits, there's an ass there that just won't quit. This
DVD starts off with its key player right out of the gate; can the rest
of the DVD hold up to a performance of Karina? It's funny how I went
into this DVD not really being into this whole scene, but found myself
enjoying it anyway. The girls gave great performances and in the end
made me feel as if I had a lot of fun with them. There wasn't much heat
to speak of, not that the intentions of this kind of a DVD need it, but
the girl's performances really made this release enjoyable. If you're
into the massive circle jerk and facials scene, this is a title I'd
recommend, especially if you're into anal sex as well."

Elegant
Angel seems to be on a role with Up That Black
Ass: "LT has been a
meat puppet for long enough that his recent shot at directing came as no
surprise. Joining the ranks of so many that have used Elegant
Angel as a launching pad for such careers, he focuses his efforts on
urban or "black" porn where he enjoys the pleasures of the curvier,
darker variety, following a formula that has him sucking ass before the
ladies give up their goodies to him. The movie title was Up That Black
Ass and starred some of the finest ladies of color with the
added benefit of lovely Vanessa Blue on camera. The quality of the
ladies, the action, and the technical values all made Up That Black
Ass worthy of being rated as Recommended thanks also due
to the levels of stroke and replay value, making me wonder what tricks
LT has up his sleeve for his next release. I was surprised that the menu
page wouldn't allow for scene by scene access (a coding error from the
looks of it) but the mastering of DVDs is generally handled better than
that by the company but this minor quirk really didn't hurt the DVD that
much, just struck me as a flaw in the quality control program of Elegant
Angel reminiscent of days gone by."

Reviewer Colonel
Mustard found a quintet of quim this week to enjoy with Don't Let Daddy
Know: "Red Light District has been credited with being a leader in
gonzo porn since it's beginning. This gonzo release features a very
young cast to show the ropes of what hardcore gonzo style pornography is
all about. This DVD features five scenes and one of the best titles I've
seen in quite some time. I'm not sure why I find it so amusing. I'm
hoping this will become a very successful series for Red Light District
to mirror some o their other lines. The racial integration of porn stars
is refreshing. Red Light can kick out some seriously hot gonzo porn, and
this new line looks to continue the trend. Even more props to Red Light
for featuring some minority talent in a title that doesn't promote it", All You Can Eat
3: "This is the first reverse gang bang I have ever seen. Honestly,
I thought it would be a waste of time, as a lot of gang bangs or orgy
films. I was pleasantly surprised on this one. The viewer may still get
lost try to piece together a rhythm to the scene, but there was no
denying the fun the participants were having in this outdoor fuck fest", Story of
Yasmine: "I am a huge fan of Marc Dorcel's work. All of the DVDs
that I've seen from him look and feel stunning. This romp is very nice
and easy fetish DVD that provides some serious heat for users. Despite
not being able to listen to the DVD in English, this DVD looks great,
feels better and has some seriously scorching sex scenes", and Those Fucking
Nuts: "If nothing else, you can never blame Rocco for not being
inventive. In this DVD he's got all sorts of different type of crazy
uninhibited sex. A reverse gang bang, a four girl gang bang, and some
middle aged voyeurism all made the menu. This was a fun trip to Rocco's
perverse world as the sex was unique, hot and super energetic."

Reviewer Don
Houston has never dismissed the fact that he likes big butts and he
cannot lie that Big Bottoms
Up: "Juan Cuba
currently directs for several companies including Platinum X
Pictures. Most of his work is straightforward and relies on the
abilities of the cast rather than his innate ability to coax great
performances out of them. His latest release for the company is Big Bottoms
Up, the director's tribute to women with bountiful booties, even
if some of them did not do anal sex. In all, Juan proved to be a capable
director here so I was happy with checking out the disc's five scenes.
The ladies, the technical qualities, the amount of fuck for the buck and
stroke value made Big Bottoms
Up worthy of a Recommended. There were a few scenes in
need of polishing up and all of the sex wasn't consistently heated as
the best scenes but in terms of overall quality, Juan may just be the
key to PXP's growth in coming months."

Reviewer The
Mooninite has long appreciated pretty porn as much as the
classics and alternative offerings of the industry so it came as no
surprise that he enjoyed Sacred Sin:
"The premise for Ninn Worx's major release for 2006 is an interesting
one â€" Heather Vuur is a grieving mother who has recently lost her son at
far too young an age. Obviously this is something that would have a
pretty detrimental effect on one's mind, body and soul so it isn't
surprising that since this event Heather has become a bit of a
reprobate. She has more or less rejected what faith she did have in God,
and the relationship she once had with her husband suffers for it. Soon,
he too passes on and she finds herself in a living Hell but this is not
without its perks as Heather has taken on another form and isn't
necessarily human anymore. Or is she? It's hard to tell. Sacred Sin is
everything you'd hoped it would be and more. It's a fantastic and
surreal blend of hardcore pornography and frightening, even thought
provoking, storytelling. It's gorgeous to look at, completely
pretentious and it is, in this reviewer's opinion, the finest and
certainly the most interesting adult DVD to come out in the first three
quarters of 2006."

Another title boosted by the music was Brown Eyed
Blondes: "a tribute to surfer musicians everywhere, especially those
who got fucked in the ass by record company executives, even bringing in
the legendary Eddie Bertrand to play in the movie (a man who had been
cheated out of his royalties according to Jim). These days, a lot of
people act like mainstream musicians contributing audio tracks to porn
is something brand new, though it was done in the 80's as well (Night
Dreams for example). The movie was another fluff piece about a gal
band on the verge of making it big, tossing in lots of nasty anal sex at
a time when one of the early industry AIDS scares was causing lots of
issues for production companies and performers alike. Brown Eyed
Blondes was a fun flick that had some really solid extras and a
couple of director interviews that really added something special to the
mix (hearing Jim in his own words what he was doing and why rather than
relying on the press who often screw such things up). In that sense, Brown Eyed
Blondes was easy to rate as Recommended for all the fuck
for the buck, the extras, the wonderfully attractive cast, and the high
end technical values that surpass a lot of titles made even recently. It
wasn't Jim's highest profile flick but it was a definite winner as it
used the basic tenants of his still in the works formula that proved so
popular in the months after this one came out."

Esteemed reviewer Namrufmot then
enjoyed that creamy goodness of two titles this week with Cream Filling
4: "I had the opportunity to review parts two and three of this
series, but I feel as though this is the best one yet. Some of the scene
might be a little too rough for some viewers (definitely don't watch
this with the wife), but most males will appreciate the girls'
performances. When you take the solid action and add in the decent
extras, you have a DVD that provides some value. I'm not 100% sure Id be
willing to pay full price for this title, but if you can find a deal in
I wouldn't hesitate to pick it up", and Cream Pie For The
Straight Girl 5: "After viewing the last fourth installment in the
series, I didn't think it would be possible to top it. This DVD,
however, manages to keep the tradition alive by giving you five
incredible scenes. The girls' performances are simply amazing â€" they
display all the energy and enthusiasm you could hope for. The only real
knock I can find is the lack of quality extras. Still, as it stands, you
get plenty of value and a high replay factor."

If you prefer seeing a lot of talented suck queens giving high end
hummers, Head Case will
be your pick of the week: "Samson and Mike Quasar
have been known to make a pretty good team on the movies they make
together at 3rd Degree
(insider joke). Whether or not they are indeed the same person is
irrelevant considering the quality Mike shows on the technical side of
all he does, so I knew that their latest collaboration, Head Case,
would look and sound just fine. The movie is a series of twelve blowjobs
with some really well handled tease and masturbation action, leading to
the ultimate conclusion of the men popping loads all over the place. If
this sounds like something you'd enjoy, keep in mind that it competes
with a growing number of blowjob only releases, many of them longer or
involving more kinks. Head Case
showed that Mike…err, Samson was a
capable director worth checking out. The ladies were almost all giving
sweet oral rides, the cats had enough oral diversity to please anyone,
and the action was generally above average making this title worth a
rating of Recommended. I'm not a huge fan of oral only projects
but I can safely say that the levels of suck for the buck, replay value
and strokability made Head Case
almost as good as being there given the POV camera angle and heated
action the cast provided."

Namrufmot also
sorted through a variety of other titles that focused on central themes
with Tug Jobs 8:
"The action on this DVD is sexy, passionate, and highly enjoyable. The
only knock I could find is that the girls are so attractive that I
wanted to see them suck and fuck. If you're sure that you'll be content
with just handjobs, then this DVD should have a place in your
collection. If you're just curious though, I recommend making this a
rental first", Teen Dreams
13: "I can honestly say that this is the best one of the bunch. The
DVD is packed with attractive girls, crazy sex, solid extras, and
technical quality that you'd expect from a high-end studio. Whether
you're a collector of the series or just in the market for a new teen
DVD, definitely give this title consideration", Toy Boxes:
"Sadly, I haven't had the chance to view too many female masturbation
tiles in my day. I was expecting the action to get a little stagnant and
boring â€" after all the action is limited to just the girls masturbating.
Fortunately that didn't happen and I was entertained for the entire 124
minutes. If you're sure you'll enjoy a DVD with just girls masturbating,
this would make a solid addition to your collection. If your not sure
this would have a high replay value for you, consider making it a rental
first", Monsters of Cock
9: "I've had the opportunity to watch 3 titles in the Monsters of
Cock series now. The more of them I see, the more I've come to
appreciate them. While it might be a little intimidating to see a guy
with such a huge member (don't watch this with your wife!), the real fun
lies in watching hot girls struggle to handle him. Bang Bros DVDs are
affordably priced, and I feel this title would be a good blind purchase
for anyone not familiar with the series", and Barely Legal
Innocence 5: "As soon as I saw the cover of this DVD I knew it was
going to rock. You get five of the cutest, wildest, horniest young girls
in porn performing allsorts of naughty acts. Had there been a few more
extras this would have earned X Critic's highest rating."

Long before American Pie popularized the term, porn was making
titles geared towards showing the wisdom of experiencing the older woman
with the top picks closing on such a title in Ripe & Ready
MILFs: "Axel Braun has
been a part of the porn directing landscape for some time now, working
all over the place in his quest to find the right circumstance to
showcase his unique vision of what works. His latest title comes from VCA Pictures
in the form of Ripe & Ready
MILFs, a movie dedicated to older, curvier women (regardless of
whether they actually have kids or not) that like to have large cocks
tearing into their experienced holes. Considering the appeal of such
ladies; women don't hit their sexual prime until they reach their mid
30's, it makes sense that men who enjoy the pleasures they have to offer
might like a change of pace from the teenagers that lie there clueless
in a scene, banking on looks alone. Keep in mind that no matter what
anyone tells you, an active ride by a lady is a better ride so my goal
is to rate this one on its merits (as always). Ripe & Ready
MILFs showed that director Axel Braun
understands the dynamic of the MILF by using ladies that all fit the
physical profile most people associate with the term and a selection of
women that seemed comfortable with the idea. Again, if you're in the
market for a teenager with little idea of how to perform, look elsewhere
but if you want some heated and passionate fucking, Ripe & Ready
MILFs should be considered worthy of a Recommended. Lisa
Ann was the top of the food chain here but some of the others were also
quite skilled in the art of milking a nut. On top of that, adding in the
classic Still Insatiable greatly elevated the fuck for the buck
value to the point where you'll be stroking for some time to come.
Enjoy!"

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