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Leone
Vivid
Entertainment has long been a leader in porn when it came to innovation
but it has tended to play if safe in recent years a bit too much.
Thankfully, the company has made some decisions to change all that and
regain some of their lost market share by mixing things up with a host of
new contract hotties and some new attempts at showing the world how things
should be done. One of these innovations is the release of Virtual Vivid Girl
Sunny Leone, the company's first entry into the virtual sex genre in
years, designed to compete with the well known offerings from Digital Sin's
My
Plaything series, Digital Playground's Virtual
Sex series, Anarchy's Playing
With series, and the newly established Zero Tolerance getting in on the
action with the heated Interactive Sex
series as outlined in a recent Blue Room Column
written by yours truly. The choice to start the series using the incredibly
sexy and frisky Sunny Leone makes
sense given the amount of fan interaction the hotty has built up in various
online forums providing Naked Sunny
Pictures (and custom made Sunny Fan
Pictures).
The idea of any sex simulator is to provide a fan based experience that lets
a consumer control the sexual actions of a lady performer that like and in
that sense Sunny Leone is
head and shoulders above many who have been so showcased previously by
others. As a consumer, you select clips of Sunny and her friends doing
various sex tricks, with an entire second disc of extras worth mentioning
more than just the multiple paragraphs in my review. If you ever saw Sunny's Blue Room
Clip, you'll know why we here at X Critic like her so much but a simple
glance in her direction will tell you all you need to know too.
Virtual Vivid Girl
Sunny Leone was a superb release by the folks at Vivid
Entertainment for those of you into the sex simulator genre of porn.
It's not just that Sunny Leone had a
lot of screen presence or that the footage of Lanny Barbie gave
me instant wood (their co-stars were also looking great) but the sheer
magnitude of the release seemed designed to win awards all over the place
thanks to extreme levels of fuck for the buck. I know some of you will
complain that Sunny didn't do men, the cocks used were all toys, and the
usual complaints about a lack of true pop shots but compared to what else is
on the market, Virtual Vivid Girl
Sunny Leone was well worth a rating of Highly Recommended.
With relatively minor polishing up, I could see the next volume in the
series getting the full enchilada of a collector rating, but the DVD set was
clearly this year's flagship title by Vivid and one of their best efforts in
a very long time that should silence the critics for a little while.
2
Digital
Playground has been reinventing itself over the last few years with the
help of director Robby
D. and a growing stable of contract babes that quite literally draw
crowds wherever they go. The company sent a couple of advance screeners for
us to review recently, both worth checking out for more than fans of the
contract ladies employed by the company. First up, Throb was another
point of view (POV) extravaganza by Robby D. for Handheld Pictures that
emphasized the women rather than his own directing style. Too many of his
peers in the industry have the delusion that they are making art, resulting
in watered down scenes that often greatly limit the strokability of the
action far below the potential of the ladies working their assets on camera
so it's nice when you get someone that drops the pretense and offers up
something substantially more real as he did with this movie. The rough edges
were part and parcel of the program but managed to increase the stroke
factor by letting the performers provide their very best performances,
elevating Throb to the
level needed for being considered Highly Recommended. In short, the
strokability, the replay value, and the levels of fuck for the buck once
again establish director Robby D. as a man ahead of his time, showing that
not all porn has to be the same old stuff. Throb works on
so many levels that it's destined to become a classic for the POV fans,
elevating the bar yet again for others to aspire to. Fans of the lovely Jana Cova should
also be especially happy given the fact that her scenes were shot well
before she became a contract gal, providing more of her than in almost any
other release to date.
Next up was Teagan: Sexual Freak
2 a very hot piece of porn for fans of Teagan Presley but as the debut
of Shay Jordan, it went beyond my expectations. Shay has a fresh new look
that all the fans are going to be talking about and her initial performance
was top notch compared to many of her peers. Still, the other gals in the
show were also skilled and the net effect of the six scenes was to offer up
a very stroke worthy bit of fun that had the kind of intensity and passion
you've all been looking for. There were some minor rough edges but I figured
it was one I could suggest as Recommended easily enough, nearly going
up another notch in the process. I think I would've liked to see Shay and
Teagan go at one another (if not have them give an old reviewer a mercy
ride) but I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot of them both given their
sustainable sexual antics in movies such as Teagan: Sexual Freak
2. If you'd rather have circus act sex or abuse porn, by all means
look elsewhere but for the thematic domination provided by the ladies in the
movie, you aren't likely to find better elsewhere these days.
Highlights of The Week
Reviewer Don
Houston has provided us with numerous reports from Las Vegas over the
years, telling us about the yearly porn awards and convention. Well, who
better to check out The AVN Awards
2006 from Spice Studios given that the title "had so much going on that
the limited hostess clips of Jesse
Jane and her work in Pirates aside, it
was worth your hard earned dollars thanks to the levels of fuck for the
buck, production qualities, and slice of the porn magic from Las Vegas. I
rated it as Highly Recommended largely for the fans and others into
seeing all the latest flavors the field has to offer, coming across like a
porn primer for the year 2005. In short, while I'd have liked to at least
see trailers for the winners added on in a future extras disc, The AVN Awards
2006 stands out as a testament to an industry that so many enjoy as
a guilty pleasure. Good job Spice!"
Ravyn, our
ravishing reviewer, found three titles worthy of your consideration this
time; Wicked Legends 1:
"Wicked Picture's best of the best picks are presented in this four hour
DVD. Each one of these well written scenes reminds us that Wicked is well
known for in the Industry, giving women and couples all the romance and
sensuality without the hardcore, rough sex , circus acts which you seen in
many other films. All in all, this entire DVD is well worth the 4 hour
watch. Once again Wicked has outdone itself with giving us the best twenty
scenes from their best movies. Some of them are meant to buy movies while
others were better to rent. We all have different opinions on what we like
and dislike but over all, this is one you should add to your collection", Briana Loves
Rocco: "Rocco, known all over Europe as a cultural idol and porn
royalty, has met his match and true love in Briana Banks. Briana, who is the
tallest, leggiest, nastiest blonde in porn, goes in search of her match in
Europe, with Briana doing two anal shots with some heavy DP action with
Rocco. This could actually be the most outrageous movies these two people
have ever made. You decide as your mouth waters watching them go at it.
Overall Briana Loves Rocco
isn't for the weak at heart and into romance. This is for those that enjoy
the rough sex and the name calling. My advice it belongs in your
collection", and Filled to the Rim
3 which "had its ups and downs with me. I am one that has a very open
mind but as a woman I ask myself if the ladies in this movie actually
enjoyed the way they were treated. I know as a whole we as viewers enjoy
different styles of porn, but the #1 question if porn is to draw in more
female's viewers is this something that they truly would enjoy. All in all,
this is more of a flick for men who enjoy the hardcore creampie aspect and
the aggressive manner in which they had with the ladies."
Reviewer Don
Houston is a huge fan of the leading lady of porn but saw something in
her latest contract performer too, saying Sophia Syndrome:
"proved that director Laurent Sky could
make fair use of his stylish technical skills without going overboard as in
some of his previous works. I'm sure it won't hurt sales that Jenna Jameson has
publicly said that her scene in the movie was one of her hottest girl/girl
scenes ever but all marketing hype aside, it really was a very heated scene
to enjoy with both ladies doing a fine job. I would have liked the movie to
be longer but the addition of some sweet extras and the performing skill of
some very talented ladies sure made Sophia's debut a treat to enjoy
repeatedly. I thought it was worth a rating of Recommended or better
for the Jenna/Sophia scene alone but the supporting scenes all added some
heat too and this was a keeper. In short, Sophia
Syndrome was the kind of porn I have long expected from Laurent Sky and Club Jenna, making
me wonder why they held out on their best stuff for so long. Good work!"
The first volume so caught our attention that we are happy to report Ass Jazz 2: "was
another winner in the Buttman Magazine Choice series and well worth a
rating of Highly Recommended. The technical qualities needed some
spit & polish and not all the scenes were the very best they could be but
the wealth of gorgeous glutes, the terrific tushies, and levels of high
powered fuck for the buck made the relative lack of extras and other issues
pale by comparison. Evil Angel has
been on something of a hiring spree of late to expand their roster with such
visionaries as Erik Everhard, Manuel Ferrara, and others; making me hope
that Jazz Duro makes the next cut when it comes time to pick him up under
contract (before someone else snatches him away (pun intended). In short,
Ass Jazz 2 was
a lot like the porn Evil Angel used to make before they refined and honed
away most of their rougher edges, making it very stroke worthy and
replayable for those of you wanting the real deal. Good job!"
Don Houston fell
for Face Invaders,
saying it: "showed the world that Courtney Cummz
will make a fine director, especially since she surrounded herself with
great talents on both sides of the camera. None of the dozen scenes were
fillers and there was a tremendous amount of fuck for the buck with a bunch
of hotties sucking off a wide variety of men. I'm not usually a big fan of
blowjob only movies but the consistency of the heat, energy, and enthusiasm
made this one worth a rating of Highly Recommended. In short, Face Invaders
should be on your short list if you enjoy great blowjobs given by attractive
women that put their all into their scenes. I've watched passive women go
through the motions enough to appreciate a title as solid as this one,
showcasing Courtney's potential for even better movies in the future. Great
job!"
Fans of Elegant Angel are destined to appreciate Big Wet Tits 3:
"another William H. Nutsack
winner that started off strong and ended with a great bang although the
middle scenes were a bit in need of polishing up. Still, the technical
values and levels of replay/fuck for the buck clearly made the show one I
could Recommended. If a couple more of the scenes were as
enthusiastic and energetic as the closing one, this might've had Collector
rating written all over it but I have to admit this will be gracing my
collection for a very long time. In short, Big Wet Tits 3
provided a plethora of pussy that will likely drive fans wild, marking
another title by Elegant Angel
you'll want to pick up, especially if you like seeing big tits and great
tease footage."
Jenna Does Carmen
was a surprising compilation in that it "did have an older scene starring Jenna Jameson & Carmen Luvana but
as fine as that scene was, it did not truly define the quality of the title
by itself. I could point to a half dozen scenes that invoked a spirit of
heat, chemistry, and passion that surpassed the famous pairing up but that'd
be a bit too subjective for this summary. In general, there was a lot of
lesbian fuck for the buck here, all at a wonderfully low price, with solid
technical matters, and the excellence that New Sensations has
shown a number of times over the years. For me then, a rating of
Recommended seemed the most appropriate rating to give Jenna Does
Carmen, thanks in no small part to the wide variety of action you'll
get in terms of the ladies presented as starlets in their own niches. The
stroke value alone will keep you exhausted for a long time so give this one
a look if you enjoy watching ladies get off with other ladies."
The Mooninite once
again found an oldie in Great
Sexpectations: "Both Hustler and Adam Film World raved about Great
Sexpectations when it was a new release, and now that it's out on DVD, it's
time for X Critic to rave about it too. It's a great blend of humor, sex and
intrigue with a fine cast and strong direction. VCA's disc could have looked
and sounded better and it could have had more supplements, but if the
movie's all you're after this release fits the bill fine and comes
recommended", and a newer goldie The Visitors:
"Much like Pirates, this is a
pretty legitimate attempt at crossover porn. The sex comes after the plot or
because of the plot rather than instead of it though when it happens, it's
pretty hot. It's well directed with nice production values and the erotic
scenes are just that â€" erotic. Wicked Pictures has done a great job on the
presentation all the way around and stacked this release with plenty of
extras that add a lot of value to the package. This one won't do it for the
spank movie crowd but if you're looking for a good couples movie or a decent
thriller with some hardcore scenes, consider The Visitors highly
recommended."
Jack's Playground
32 "looked to have a nice mixture of comedy and pussy, marking it as a
worthy volume in the Jack's
Playground series. I thought it was worth a Recommended based on
the fuck for the buck, the diverse and skilled cast, and the levels of
replay value offered up by the scenarios. I was extremely happy to see
contract hotty Sophia Santi in
two scenes since she really hasn't been given enough exposure to date, and
the others in the show were also wise selections. In short, Jack's Playground
32, like its predecessor Jack's Playground
31 had a lot to offer fans of the series and newcomers alike. Sophia
Santi shined as the wanton vixen desperate to score some video work and the
volume provided fans with even more reason to pick up the popular gonzo
comedy series."
Reviewer Michael Vega found his booty dreams answered with Big Round Latin
Culos: "Even though I wasn't feeling Monica's scene, this disc most
definitely delivers on it's promise of big, round, Latin asses. In addition
to my two favorite round Latin asses, the lovely Marquetta and Victoria,
Juan backs it up with such reliable asses like Olivia's and Luscious'.
Though I thought the heat levelled off slightly after Victoria and Sativa's
scene, there was enough blazing at the beginning to make this a Highly
Recommended flick for big booty Latina fans", Diary of a MILF 1:
"I guess I'm harder on the porn industry than I should be. I always take
them to task when they do something like fill a flick called "Hot Lesbian
Latinas" with chicks that aren't Latina, or "Hot Lesbian Teens" with chicks
that are a year away from collecting their pension. I guess I'm looking for
some kind of truth and want to feel that when I pick up a flick called "Big
Round Latin Culos" that's what I get - Latin chicks with big asses. The
definition of MILF is Mother I'd Love/Like to Fuck, yet in the porn industry
it seems to mean any woman older than 25 - with or without kids, it really
doesn't matter. I suppose it's just another way to allow a company to throw
a random group of chicks under one banner without having to come up with a
"witty" title. But like I said, I'm probably being harder than I should be.
Anyways, four out of the five scenes here were pretty hot, so I'll let this
one slide by with a Recommended", and Ass Parade 7 "Once
again, the Bang Bros satisfied this big booty fan. In fact, there are a
couple of girls I've now added to my list of "must see booty" - Mia Bangg
and La Femme Nakita. Who would've figured that seven volumes into this
series that the fellas would continue to bring the heat? Bring on number
eight!"
Another remake in anticipation of our upcoming retrospective of Jim Holliday
titles, Car Wash Angels: Wet N
Wild: "showed that Jane Waters did
indeed have a better understanding of the Holliday way of doing things even
if he did not have the budget or cast to successfully pull off a truly "Jim
Holliday" movie. I'm willing to bet that if some strings were pulled, some
favors called in, and the budget enhanced just a little bit, such a goal
could be achieved but as Jim used to say; the money should be used strictly
for the women as all else is window dressing (listen to his audio
commentaries if you don't believe me). It was interesting to see William
Margold participate in the movie too since his bond to Jim was long and
strong, now all VCA needs is to hook up with Jill Kelly to truly take the
reigns. That said, Car Wash Angels: Wet N
Wild was well worth a rating of Recommended to me for the
bonus disc movie as much as all the fun the feature itself provided. There
are still some rough edges to hone but I'm willing to bet that VCA can find
the right formula to capture some of the Holliday spirit if they try
harder."
Reviewer Vince
Green caught four titles in the gonzo spirit with: Girl Next Door:
"Dion Giarrusso has started things off right with Combat Zone by delivering
a solid release with The Girl Next Door. While there are a few great scenes
(Addison and Amy Reid), there are also a few average ones. The presentation
of The Girl Next Door on DVD is quite good despite not being anamorphic and
only a handful of extras. Director Dan Tana does his part by doing a good
job with the camera and getting nice performances out of some newer actors.
Hopefully as Combat Zone continues to grow, we'll see even better titles
making their way onto store shelves", First Class Eurosluts
6: "Toni Ribas does a great job of collection a gorgeous batch of Euro
hotties and delivering some great scenes. Katy Caro is definitely the
highlight of the DVD and fans of hers will no doubt want to check out this
release. Alexys also impressed me with her beauty and raw talent and I look
forward to seeing her work down the road. Fans of sexy euro girls, 2guy
1girl scenes and some good anal action would be well advised to check this
DVD out. Factor in quality extras and a technically sound DVD and you're got
a real winner", The Russians Are
Coming : "These Borscht eating bitches are put through the paces and
only one ass is left unpenetrated. With five of the six scenes being 2F1M,
that's a lot of rump for your ruble. The overall technical quality of the
DVD is disappointing, but the quality of the material makes up for it. So if
you're a comrade who likes beautiful, all natural Siberian sluts getting
their asses pounded, The Russians Are Cumming is right up your alley", and
the latest Private compilation with Private Life of
Claudia Rossi: "Claudia Rossi is easily one finest looking actresses
working in porn today, and has plenty of talent to back it up. A must buy
for fans of Claudia, this jam packed 2-Disc DVD set has 5 hours worth of
scenes packed with great DPs, high production values and stellar sex. If
that's not a lot of bang for you buck, well then I don't know what the fuck
is."
Trophy Whores 2:
"wasn't the longest release by director Jonni Darkko and
that lowered the levels of fuck for the buck but the extras, the casting,
and the quality of the show were enough to elevate the rating to a solid
Recommended. It's a tough call but when you see some Evil Angel movies
lasting three or more hours for the same cost, it leaves a distinctive
expectation (he and I spoke on the topic at the 2006 AEE Show
with Erik Everhard; giving me the impression he wanted to smack me around a
little). Still, I can safely say that Trophy Whores
2 might not have been as long as Jonni's previous movies but it was
a lot of fun to watch with some good replay and stroke value for fans of the
cast and good sex in general."
Don liked watching
Becoming Carmen
Hart as it: "was best viewed as a showcase look at the hot looking
contract star Carmen Hart rather
than one of Wicked Pictures big budget blockbusters designed to win scores
of awards. The ladies all looked good here, some were particularly appealing
in their scenes (Carmen and Tiffany Rayne
doing the best job by a wide margin), and the technical matters were all
good at enhancing what was shown on the screen. I thought the DVD was worthy
of being Recommended; marking another solid release by director
Michael Raven, even if not on the same scale as his recent hit. In short,
Becoming Carmen
Hart was most becoming of the leading lady and another notch on her
belt of heated titles that fans should give the nod to, proving that she has
more going for her than mere beauty alone."
Mr. Houston thought
Double Parked 16:
"was the best volume in the series for me and showed that director David Lord had
what it takes to make it in the competitive world of pornography. His eye
for capturing heated performances, his skill with the camera, and his
ability to get the most out of the ladies all helped make this one worthy of
a Highly Recommended. It didn't hurt that there were some decent
extras, solid technical values, and an award winning cast of hotties either
but he was at the helm and let them do what they do best, unlike many of his
peers that want to make art or over direct to the point where the spark is
lost. In short, Double Parked
16 has everything a raincoater could want in a fuck flick; a wide
range of talented ladies that'll do anything, high end technical values, and
plenty of fuck for the buck with the kind of strokable replay value that
sets it apart from most of what you'll find in similar themed movies."
Reviewer Namrufmot
then had four interesting hardcore picks with Reverse Gang Bang
2: "Overall I enjoyed this DVD, but much like the first installment, I
don't think it would hold to many repeat viewings. Because of that fact, I
can't recommend paying full price for this title. I would say it's worth
buying on sale or a making it a rental at the very least. In my opinion it
still deserves a rating of Recommended", Bang Bus 12: "What
can I say? I'm a sucker for the Bang Bus series. The girls all look and
behave like real amateurs starring in their first film. The acting is
astoundingly good, so good in fact you are almost inclined to believe this
is a real scenario (almost). Fans of the series will definitely want to pick
this title up. Everyone else looking for a playful and lighthearted (yet
sexually intense) DVD will want to check this one out as well", My First Sex Teacher
5: "While this DVD might feel low budget at times (all the scenes are
filmed in the same room), you can't overlook the fact that there is some
quality action. The women are all very attractive and all have very playful
attitudes. If you've seen other installments in the series or plain curious,
I feel this would make a solid edition to your adult DVD collection", and Terrible Teens 4
"The real strength of this DVD lies in the quality of girls chosen by
FusXion. Each and every one is attractive, very young looking, and has a
great playful attitude. Anyway you mix it that's a recipe for adult DVD
success. If you're in the market for a DVD with "real" teen girls, you'll be
highly satisfied with this title."
Alt Porn has never been better than Alpha 15: Reform
School Girls: "too short for my tastes and had technical values that
could only be described reasonably as requiring an acquired taste but the
level of true lesbian lust, the cast, and the heat generated in the name of
porn was well worth a rating of Recommended to me. There were scores
of rough edges in need of polishing up but the movie struck me as a return
to a time twenty years ago when the idea of porn was focused less on
technical perfection than on the underlying heat of the scenes. I got the
impression that almost every gal in the movie either got off or could have
done so if she wanted to, making this a return to the so-called "old ways"
as much as opening a new style as some of the alt-porn marketers would
suggest. In short, Alpha 15: Reform
School Girls was wacky, wild, and weird but its heart was in the right
place in terms of giving the consumer an alternative to the slickly produced
titles littering the landscape and the inclusion of Antonio Passolini's
Lezbo A Go-Go enhanced the value of the package a whole lot. I look
forward to seeing what Cat will offer up next given the strengths of this
one."
Colonel Mustard then pointed out the finer qualities of Gag N Shag: "With
a contest like this, everyone wins. This DVD is through the roof on the fuck
or a buck scale. Each of the 8 women in this scene give a full blowjob scene
and then a full length hardcore scene. This Private gonzo is a super strong
entry that I would put against any US based production companies. I Highly
Recommend this DVD who like to see oral scenes and full blown hardcore
scenes in one DVD. For less than $20, you can't go wrong", Psychoporn: "was a
great collection of hot women fucking and sucking for our viewing pleasure.
Director Macondo brought something different to the table than a lot of his
European counterparts. Every sex scene had a different spin, with plenty of
fan favorite acts such as Anal sex, ass to mouth and double penetrations
being the highlight. I Recommend and look forward to seeing more work from
Macondo", Sex Angels 2:
"This is a great DVD. The sex was extraordinarily hot with Liliane Tiger and
Mya Diamond commanding extra kudos. The sex was raw, well shot and best of
all these hot European ladies didn't spend the entire time making eye
contact with the camera. The areas this DVD lacked was when it tried to be
funny that overlapped into the beginning of the sex. What may have been a
hot introduction became not nearly as arousing due to some hokey music in
the background", Private Soccer Cup
2006: "Private always goes the extra distance for their adult DVDs. This
production hires extras, sets and shoots on location to add depth to the
most superficial types of entertainment. There was some actual soccer
footage between the ladies and men that even looked rather believable. This
is a great couples flick, especially for the soccer fan. The plot might be a
bit too extensive as areas of the DVD tend to run long between sexual
escapades", Pussy Party 16 "If
you're ever attempting to have a pussy party, Cousin Stevie is your man. His
award winning series grabs a bunch hot ladies to get buck wild in girl on
girl fun for cash in front of a highly esteemed panel of judges. The sex was
hot and looked as though the girls were really enjoying their time at the
'party'. I Recommend this DVD for any fan of Cousin Stevie's work."
Reviewer Saul Good
enjoyed Fill Em All:
"touts itself as a "reverse gangbang" on the cover. I'm not so sure I'd go
so far to call either of the two scenes presented here a gangbang. A couple
of lucky fellas maybe, but we're not talking multitudes here. Each of two
guys gets 6 very hot women, mostly dolled up in heavy make-up, clunky
jewelry and the kind of sexy outfits one finds in Playboys from the '80
(look at the box cover for an idea). This isn't a vibe I'm crazy about, but
once the action gets rolling, it's easy to forget. All the women are
attractive and could have done with out the fresh paint. And since they're
all game for sharing a single dude, they get high marks in my book. Mainly
the only setbacks of the disc come in the second scene. The action was a
little less controlled, there wasn't as much "quick sharing" (that is boning
from one person to the next, straying from the norm of X number of minutes
per person). All said and done, this is a decent flick. In fact, since so
much of it involves dildos and girl on girl action, it might be a good disc
for lesbian fans looking for something a little different."
Reviewer Rob Randall lent a hand by coming out of his hiatus to tell us
about Sakura Tales 10:
"I was pretty happy with this DVD. The last scene with Tia Ling was my
favorite. There is just something about watching this busty babe get into
double penetration I love. The other scenes were also quite enjoyable with
several hot cuties you won't want to miss", Addicted To Boobs:
"I found this DVD to be pretty fun. The scenes were good for the most part.
I especially enjoyed the scenes with Amy Ried (I can't get enough of this
girl) and Mia Bangg. Those two scenes alone make this DVD worth looking
into. For some great sex with some busty babes, Addicted to Boobs delivers",
Big Wet Asses
8: "While I enjoyed the action, I was also disappointed. The action had
far too little focus on the girl's features other than their butts. While I
understanding wet asses is the theme, I'd still like to see more than the
occasional shot of the girl's chests. Still this DVD had some good scenes
and should be great for any anal fan", Nice Fuckin Tits:
"I'm not a big fan of compilations, because the quality can be pretty bad.
Despite Nice Fuckin' Tits is a compilation, it is not bad at all. The
compilation is made up of some of very hot scenes with some very big
breasted girls. Fans who like to see big titties bounce during sex will
definitely want to look into picking this up", and POV Centerfolds 3:
"I enjoy POV style action because when done well and correctly, the scenes
are full of great closeups of the action. POV Centerfolds 3 has lots of
great shots of its beautiful cast getting worked like crazy. The notable
scenes include Nikki Rider and Lexi Marie."
Reviewer Don found
Jane Blond DD7: "a
silly James Bond spoof where Carmen is the super spy with the skills needed
to save the world from an evil genius madman played by studly Tommy Gunn.
The laughs were plentiful and unlike some of the other titles on the market,
the entire movie was done in an appropriately tongue in cheek fashion. It
was the latest Carmen Luvana
release that fans will go crazy for. It had some rough edges and not nearly
enough of the contract cutie for my taste but the humor, the cast, and the
replay value managed to elevate the value of the show to me up to a level
where I can suggest it as Recommended. In short, the levels of fuck
for the buck, Carmen Luvana footage, and technical values all added up to
making Jane Blond DD7
a weird little spy spoof for fans to enjoy this fall."
Reviewer Namrufmot
even found four more movies worth your consideration with Barely Legal 61:
"Considering they're up to the 61st installment in the series, you know
Hustler is doing something right. Unlike many other "teen" DVDs, the girls
presented here actually look like they could e in high school still. This
would make a solid rental or a good purchase if you can find it on sale", Sperm Splattered
2: "This DVD delivers exactly what it promises â€" cute girls whose faces
are splattered with sperm. If you like variety you might want to look for
other places to spend your money. If you enjoy strictly blowjob and oodles
of cumshots, however, this title is sure to satisfy", Don't Pull Out 3:
"I'm not usually a fan of creampie titles, but this one I thoroughly
enjoyed. What made this release so strong was the performances by the girls.
Every one displayed a great attitude and showed no reluctance towards
anything the guys threw at them. Fans of creampie titles should add this to
their collection without hesitation. If you're curious whether or not you'd
enjoy a creampie title, make it a rental first", and Young Tight Latinas
10 "When it comes to DVDs that solely feature Latina girls, you're
choices are pretty limited. The girls on this DVD are attractive, energetic,
and most importantly love to fuck on camera. When you get those three
things, it's a recipe for porno success. If you're interested in Latina
girls this DVD will be sure to please."
One of the industry's advocates for change and incorporating music that has
some teeth to it, Rob Rotten, presented his latest directorial effort with
Anal Swine, which
Don suggested that: "director Rob Rotten for VCA Pictures might
not win scores of awards or change the face of porn as we all know it but it
did manage to offer up some sweaty hot scenes of anal activity that will
appeal to many of you, regardless of the labels others may give it in the
future. The fun factor was in full gear, the amount of fuck for the buck
sufficient to provide plenty of stroke value, and the replayability factor
seemed nicely handled too; even if the lack of extras kind of sucked it down
a bit on the heat index. Had there been better extras or more footage in the
movie, it could have been rated even higher but the respectable
Recommended I gave it was earned all the way and not handed out as it
would be elsewhere. In short, Anal Swine had
lots of anal sex, women acting all nasty as though they were truly into the
action, and plenty of stroke material to enjoy for a very long time."
Elastic Assholes 4
then: "proved that director Mike John still
has some rough edges to work out yet continues to impress fans with his
versatility in providing hardcore anal gonzo sex like few of his peers when
he gets it right. In short, Elastic Assholes
4 had some solid levels of fuck for the buck, an attractive and
skilled cast, and technical values that many wish all directors possessed so
I rated it as Recommended. It was far from perfect but the replay,
strokability, and chemistry displayed all made it worth checking out and
getting a copy."
Hellcats 11: "was
not as lengthy a release as some of the directors at Evil Angel tend to
provide these days but it showed that quality over quantity is not a bad
idea, with solid performances by all but one of the ladies. The levels of
quality fuck for the buck helped make this one a title worth calling
Recommended although I've seen some really great work by Joey that
offered up more, and better, in the recent past. Still, I thought Hellcats 11
had the kind of appeal that many porn fans will find strokable, for all the
rough edges and raw energy displayed so give it a look if you're interested
in seeing some serious heat on the small screen."
It's A Daddy Thing
2: "was a solid effort by director Patrick Collins
that was worthy of a rating of Recommended due to the levels of fuck
for the buck, the heat of the scenes, the wealth of attractive ladies
present and the decent extras. The flaws detracted from the overall project
enough to keep it from achieving the next level but I have to admit that if
my big fantasy was hot young ladies doing old, slobby guys, It's A Daddy Thing!
2 would probably have rated Collector status. The cast was a nice
selection of women though and as such, I hope it gets some exposure to their
fans given the mannerisms and appeal they displayed here but with a little
more polishing up, the series might become even better so check it out to
see what I mean."
Ass For Days "by
director Ricky D. for Diabolic was proof
enough that his last movie was no fluke (or beginner's luck as some seem
ready to claim). The casting worked in most scenes and while more polishing
up of the DVD mastering might have improved it a little, I have to admit
that he provided some solid fuck for the buck, stroke value, and the kind of
replay value that many of his peers are still hopelessly searching to
provide. Over three hours with lots of attention to the fun factor and tease
sure made Ass For Days a
title that I can safely Recommended. I would've liked it better if Tiffany Rayne had
been in it (reports were that she had to cancel a scheduled scene for the
movie) but there was a plethora of pussy and some bodacious butt babes to
make up for it."
Addicted Again
"was a decent low budget effort by director Miles Long for release by New Sensations.
The amount of fuck for the buck, the ladies in the cast, and the skill
levels they showed combined nicely with the solid extras package to make
this one worthy of being Recommended. There were some areas needing a
bit more polishing up but I can say that I had a good time with Addicted Again
and believe it to have a decent level of stroke and replay value. I may have
to pick up a copy of Miles' previous work for the company to see if it was
as good though I suppose I should point out that the BTS spoke a lot about
anal sex that never took place, leaving something to be desired for those of
us that watch them."
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