Spotlight Title: Erik Everhard's Anal Cavity Search 2
With so many fine titles to pick from this week, the competition for the top spot was nothing short of fierce but reviewer Don Houston convinced us that Erik Everhard's Anal Cavity Search 2 was something extra special with his review that described the title like this: It wasn't long ago that X Critic featured Erik Everhard as our Spotlight
Performer/Director. His body of work stands on its own merits but unlike far too many modern pornographers, he has been willing to embrace the concept of value; typically offering up double disc sets full of solid extras and lots of footage, but never sacrificing the efforts with filler material. In fact, much of his work is good enough that even the weaker scenes routinely outclass the competition so it made sense that he joined the folks at Evil Angel to further his career (and have more autonomy in what he produced). His latest set of discs is titled Erik Everhard's Anal Cavity Search 2, and while I never saw the first volume in the series, I thought this one was outstanding in terms of value, quality of action, and all the other factors that make one movie better than another. In short, my quick breakdown of the scenes will tell you why the specifics were so good but any of his fans will know why he generally wins awards and outdoes the market so consistently.
Erik Everhard's Anal Cavity Search 2 showed us that Erik Everhard is still in the prime of his game, providing scenes from a diverse period of time where he shot for his own company, probably with the intention of releasing them under his label at Red Light District. One of the great things about change in the industry is that the movie would have shined no matter where he released it but the technical values were solid and the about of heated fuck for the buck a superior value. If you like sex in public places, complete with gawking civilians, this will serve as one of the very best releases in years to showcase the genre but the bottom line is that the DVD set was easily worth a rating of Highly Recommended (nearly scoring the highest accolades too).
Enthusiasm in huge quantities, skilled hotties that had the looks to ice the cake and technical values that most gonzo producers only dream of having made Anal Cavity Search 2 one of the best titles in recent months for fans of gonzo porn. With such a lengthy and respectable body of quality work on his porn resume, it is no wonder that he was selected to join the A Team of porn, and his future's so bright, he has to wear shades. Good job Erik!
Sneak Peek: Teradise Island: Anal Fever
Tera
Patrick has long been a favorite performer of the reviewers at X Critic, even being the featured lady in our very first porn review (Forbidden
Tales). Now that she's made it to the big time with her husband Spyder Jonez heading their talent agency and both of them scouring the industry for ladies that will help them build their empire, the number of titles she has been in has been much more plentiful than the years prior to her contract at Vivid. Relying on her beauty and grace, she has become a media darling of sorts, showing up on the Howard Stern Show, appearing on the covers of many magazines, and generating a buzz that puts most of her peers to shame. Her newest release is a title called Teradise Island: Anal Fever where Tera once again answers the call of the fans to do anal on camera, this time reveling in the action as though she were driven to a lustful climax by her main man.
The double disc set is not yet available for purchase and we only saw an early version of the check disc but let us just say that her return to Hawaii seems to be nothing short of a success. Filmed in High Definition, the lush landscapes provided the perfect backdrop for Tera to look her best, all while she was being her nastiest in several scenes with her contract minions providing some heated moves too. While we did not get to see the entire contents of the DVD set, the glimpse we did get to see provided us with enough insight to think this might be a contender for a number of awards around the end of the year so while we are reserving final judgment on the movie, look for fans to be flocking to pick up copies based on Tera's appealing looks, the great location, the technical qualities, and the amount of reported fuck for the buck the set will provide.
Highlights of The Week
Reviewer Don
Houston was not an early adopter of the stylish works of director Jules Jordan but once he jumped onboard the bandwagon, he pushed full steam ahead in terms of promoting the man and his work, arguing that so many fans can't be wrong as he pushed for Jules and his work to score well in the 2005 Top Porn List and 2004 Top Porn List.
Now that Jules is out on his own and away from the influence of his former company, Evil
Angel, the concern of some has been how could the man continue to provide the kind of quality titles he had in the past, especially since he would be running the whole show. Rest assured that our glowing look at Jenna Haze: Dark Side aside, Jules has shown that he can provide a new dynamic to his skill in titles such as Jules Jordan's Black Owned as well as produce other talented directors into providing equally nasty, but still uniquely flavored, hits such as Racial
Tension.
Both movies are devoted to the popular genre of interracial sex with some of the industry heavyweights of the field, including Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels, Brian Pumper, and Tee Reel, getting to work with some of the top talent in porn today (including some ladies new to working with well endowed black men). Don commented about Jules Jordan's Black Owned: "proved that director Jules Jordan still has what it takes to make the fans happy with a pleasing set of interracial scenes that had some solid replay value. The levels of fuck for the buck aside, most of the ladies were a bit out of their league which may actually make this one more appealing to those of you wanting to see their limits pushed past their comfort zone. I feel obligated to tell you that I'm not a believer of interracial porn per se (we're all the same race folks, no matter what some sociologists might tell you) but some of the men were able to provide especially good performances here, including Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels, and Brian Pumper to name a few. If you're looking for lots of circus act sex or abusive antics, look elsewhere but I thought that the title was worth a rating of Recommended or better, depending on how much you enjoy the type of genre this one addressed" and then said of Racial
Tension: "I think many of you will find this to be a worthy title to add to your collections of interracial action. The sexual highlights included scenes by Mysti May, Gianna, and Naomi, each of which seemed to enjoy a fair amount of action with the studly cast of characters used to further the limited plot about the second (and third) stringer crowds known as mope squads, trying to get better treatment. I look forward to seeing what Mike will come up with next, especially since this provided a different style than his previous works I learned to appreciate in recent years. For most of you into gonzo porn, the title rates as at least a Recommended, though fans of Mike and the cast may feel the need to adjust the rating accordingly."
Then we had Mistress Liss coming up with a few winners of her own with Bodies In
Heat: "The scenes are hot and I love the gonzo approach of having the performers gaze into the camera and saying things like, "I love looking into your eyes as I fuck you." This is the fourth DVD in the series from Playgirl, and it is equally as hot as the others. I would have actually preferred to see the "Foot Massage" scene with Jean Val Jean in the actual DVD, instead of "The Alley", because it was much hotter, so don't forget to check it out. Niko was also amazing in his scene, but he's always amazing so there's no surprise there. From a reviewer's aspect, it would have been nice to see information about the cast at the end of the movie, just because my friends call me and want to know who the hotty is in the scenes. I highly recommend this one..." and Lacie's Life:
"Lacie has such an interesting life that she thought she'd share what it is like to be her. Lacie Heart is definitely living life to the fullest.
I really enjoyed this movie. I couldn't help but to crack up at her reaction to Paul Thomas. Come on, Lacie gave Tommy a blow job and had sex with James, Kurt, Jerry, and Jean Val Jean!!! You go girlfriend! I highly recommend this one for all you naughty guys and dolls."
Don has watched so much porn of all types that he appreciates a wide range of genres and stylish twists so it should be no surprise that he enjoys seeing ladies all gussied up in fetish outfits and appealing lingerie.
He found two titles this week that accentuated these elements with Mike Quasar's Fishnets 4: "a set of vignettes that show the ladies getting dressed in hot lingerie (and fishnets of course) before some tease and heated sex. The back cover put it like this: "Reel in the raunch! Wrapped from thigh to toe in deliciously draped nets and sexy stockings, these hosiery hotties have the cutest feet and the filthiest fuck appetites! Tease your dick with glimpses of silky soft skin, peeking through windows of open mesh, revealing toes and legs ready to be sucked, caressed and worshipped.
Slide 'em out of the stockings and into the sack for a toe-wanking, net-loving, cum-drenched good time. From manicured toes to perfectly arched soles, these leggy lovelies in nets are the catch of the day!"
He's got a sharp wit, a keen eye, and has probably won more awards for others than anyone in the porn industry today (they take credit for the movies that he makes), owing off his exceptional talents with a camera and editing bay, as well as the skills of a fine cast of lovely ladies.
There was a lot of fuck for the buck, the technical values were top notch all the way and the enthusiasm of the ladies was undeniable. As such, I'm rating it as Highly Recommended for any of you that want to skip the frills of features, the artistic visions of the poseurs, and the circus act sex of the gonzo crowd in favor of some great tease footage and straightforward fucking. If any of Mike's other recent releases have been this good, I was the unlucky slob that missed out but he really came through this time. As a side note, the DVD came wrapped in a neon yellow-green fishnet wrapper, making it stand out in the crowd but the contents of the case were the best reason to check this winner out. Good job!" And Euro Domination
7: "showed the world that director Christoph
Clark still has the drive to showcase hardcore gonzo as he did in Euro Domination 6; proving that the younger directors like Erik Everhard still can learn a trick or two from him as he slowly cuts back on his production level. I still applaud that he moved behind the camera since his movies started getting more technically well handled at that point in his career but the bottom line is that the ladies he presents, the situations he puts them in, and the overall levels of fuck for the buck all made this one a title to be Recommended. Give it a look if you like heavy fetish clothing, hardcore anal pounding, and decent technical values all rolled up into one movie." With the side note that one of the ladies was named Lis, maybe a cousin to our popular review mentioned above?!?
Colonel
Mustard has helped many a reader dodge a bullet in terms of bad porn in the past so his look at a trio of hits this week should provide something to go on for those wanting something special; Fantasy All Stars
1: "Digital Sin has put together a fantastic two disk set showcasing some of their hottest contract porn stars. With over 4 hours of sex including the bonus scenes, and only for $25, this DVD set is very high on the fuck-for-the-buck scale. It also is a great crash course to see some of the most popular women in Porn all for one low, low price", Fantasy All Stars
2: "The highlights of this DVD include the scene with Belladonna, Chloe Jones, Briana Banks and Krystal Steal. For added bonus you also get to see the likes of Jewel D'Nyle & Kaylani Lei" and Nightmare 4:
"This all veggie sexual romp is quite entertaining. There are some seriously hot women on this DVD doing things that we can only imagine out significant others would possible do. I'm not generally a fanatic about lesbian film, but Britney Foster put together a fantastic set of women."
Houston then gave us a couple of glimpses into the wonderful world of booty with Buttman's
Brazilian Ass Fetish: "shows the world that John "Buttman"
Stagliano still has what it takes when at the helm of a camera.
Perhaps shooting awesome porn is like riding a bike in that once you know how, you never lose your touch but the best part about John's rare movies is that fans from all over the world love them so much, proving that the anorexic look so many companies seem to favor in their women is not the only route to go. As a follower of his work for some time now, I have to say that he was one of the leading factors that led me to appreciating women with curves; opening my eyes to the infinite possibilities that the world has to offer. The technical matters were decent, the ladies all possessed the kind of asses that men find irresistible, and the levels of fuck for the buck were very high"; and a second Buttman choice pick Ass Jazz:
"showed that Evil Angel has made great strides in their recruitment process by actively searching out talented new directors that embody the mission of their fearless leader to seek out new ass and boldly go where no man has gone before (well, something like that). In that sense, I think Jazz Duro earned a rating of Recommended and would've been even higher if he had tightened up the third scene a bit more. The extras were weak too but in fairness, if you were to compare this title with many from some of the leading booty-ologists of our day, I think he'd compare rather well with this offering."
Our resident King of the Latin hotty, Michael Vega, then provides us with some sultry picks from south of the border with Juan Cuba's Slutinas:
"From start to finish, /Slutinas/ maintained a constant level of boner-inducing heat. Juan's direction of the flick, combined with the ladies that are featured on it, make this a* *Highly Recommended flick for fans of Latinas and those who like to see girls who do more than just lay there and spread their legs", Latina Cum Queens
3: "If you make it though these scenes without giving your 'lil guy a pat, you're a stronger man than I", and Latina Anal Assault 2: "Unlike most other films, Latina Anal Assault 2 delivers the goods. We're treated to six cute Latinas who bring the right amount of heat to make this a Recommended flick for anal fans and Latina fans alike."
Oral only titles often get repetitive to watch but two titles managed to break free of mundane this week with Joey Silvera's Black Cock
Addiction: "was worth a rating of Recommended to me for the sheer amount of suck for the buck and the quality cast. There was a wide range of cocksucking styles and approaches offered up so it should have a fair amount of replay value to those of you who enjoy oral only titles and interracial sex material. The extras were kind of weak but the length of the show was such that the quantity of action outweighed the limited value of the "watch once" extras so the trade off was no bad at all. In summary, /Black Cock Addiction/ might prove to be the best cure for those of you addicted to watching a variety of young ladies sucking large black cocks given the amount of material on hand" and Jonni Darkko's Load Sharing:
"was another oral themed DVD presented by director Jonni Darkko that worked well for me. I actually reviewed it in groups of several hummers each in order to keep it fresh for me but some of you horndogs might try and sit through all the scenes at once. If you do, I think you'll find the irresistible urge to whip out your own cock and start tossing off but that's why I'm rating the movie as Recommended.
The levels of suck for the buck were very high, the quality of ladies top notch, and if you're really into the oral only nature of the movie, you'll probably think of rating it even higher than I did. In all then, Jonni Darkko seemed to provide another sweet release for fans of the oral genre with Load Sharing that fans of cumswapping will hold up as an example of great directing."
Besides dancing up a storm at the local discothèque Disco Dirge manages to find some excellent porn in his spare time. This week, he found a vignette and a couple of features that tripped his trigger with Fine Ass Bitches
4: "a celebration of the derriere. It positions itself to glorify the glutteous and ballyhoo the butt. Yet once we've seen these gals sans slacks, the ass antics are all but forgotten. Indeed, Bobby Manila's sit-upon shell game is obvious from the first few frames. Sure, these gals give us glimpses of their dumpers, but we never get the full on rump worship we really want. Instead, we get a collection of decent funky onions and that's it. No languishing lube jobs, no up close glimpses of the rancid rosebud Just cabaret, and then canoodling. And even worse, there is limited anal action here. How can a title that touts tushy not be givin' up the butt every couple of minutes? It seems antithetical to the reasons for this hinder based hardcore", Duality:
"Because of the performances of Evan Stone and Kirsten Price, because director David Stanley consistently delivers cinematic sex, because Wicked offers plenty of added content bang for the buck, the Dirge has no choice but to give a rating of Recommended to Duality. It is not the greatest XXX title out there, but it does offer up pure passionate sex.
Couples will enjoy the level of emotional connection, meaning the movie easily earns a Cohabitation Certification. As the outer edges of the genre push the amateur/gonzo limits, companies like Wicked keep moving hardcore toward the mainstream. It will be interesting to see who wins in the end. With filmmakers like David Stanley on their side, the answer seems inevitable", and 3 Wishes:
"Because Stormy is so incredible, because her filmmaking style is light and airy, because she strives to make hardcore movies, not just films with fucking in them, The Dirge will again give the gal a break. While not really comparable to her other efforts, 3 Wishes still warrants attention. Therefore, a score of Recommended is easily offered. As for couples, they are clearly Stormy's demographic. She seems to be making her movies directly for the marital aide marketplace. Therefore, a Cohabitation Certification is warranted and granted. As her oeuvre continues to grow, Stormy Daniels could be an important part in the continued mainstreaming of adult entertainment. As long as she keeps improving, she will one day be the industry's preeminent porn star - both behind and in front of the lens."
Cum
Farts
Look for Mysti May, Bailey, Tory Lane and others giving their best to the show, with Jake providing a lot of skill in getting the most out of them."
In his quest to locate the best porn on Earth to take back home to him for his cave on our natural satellite, The Mooninite provided reason to enjoy the latest in a long line of lesbian flicks with Fetish Fanatic 3, saying: "The tranny factor might put some people off this release but it's definitely handled better and sexier than most tend to be. The rest of the scenes are flat out hot and really well done, featuring a great cast of gorgeous girls in some legitimately daring sex. The kinks in this one are pretty specific and not for all tastes but anyone who appreciates what Belladonna has been doing really ought to enjoy Fetish Fanatic 3."
"DVSX has provided some great stroke material in the past thanks in part to a specific sense of style among their many directors. As their line up changes from time to time, the net effect is that the company gets to see how solid a fit the directors are for their needs and this tends to work out pretty well in getting them to offer up their best efforts.
Today's review is of Off The Rack 5, the sequel to Off the Rack 4, though this time directed by Craven Moorehead. I wasn't all that familiar with his past works at Northstar but he seemed to provide a decent set of visuals this time, making me wonder if I might've missed out on his best previous efforts. The movie is a set of scenes designed to showcase nice breasts, real or fake, and while I definitely prefer real ones, some of these weren't bad at all. The overall level of fuck for the buck, the technical values, and the majority of ladies did a fine job though and I think fans of the series might appreciate some new blood taking over the reigns. If you like lots of tease and breast play, you'll almost certainly enjoy watching Off the Rack 5 so perhaps director Moorehead will be staying at the company for awhile."
There are those who might suggest that reviewer Namrufmot is obsessed with semen given his praise of this weeks set of picks from the skillful reviewer but we know better. Starting off with Semen Shots 9:
"appears to cater to a certain fetish; in reality it has a wide appeal.
The girls are young and attractive (for the most part), and really made it look like they were enjoying themselves. The lack of extra prevents me from giving it a high rating, but it would still be worth picking up on sale or making it a rental", moving to Cream Pie For The Straight Girl 4: "It's not often I'm really impressed by a new release, but this DVD blew me away. The girls are all incredibly attractive, show lots of enthusiasm, and most importantly know how to fuck on camera. Fans of threesomes and cream pies will want to pick this one up without hesitation", then She's Got A Cum
Fixation: "There really isn't too much to say about this disc other than "intense". The sex on this DVD is some of the most energetic, playful, and wildest I've seen in some time. I've seen some cumshot compilations that have girls that pretending to enjoy facials; the girls on this disc, however, truly do enjoy it. If you're in the market for a new gonzo DVD with plenty of sloppy cumshots, definitely consider adding this one to your collection", and concluding with Cum Inside 3:
"this installment carries the tradition quite nicely. Featuring some quality girls, the sex was passionate and enjoyable - never mechanical.
If you're a fan of the series, or cream pie sin general, you should definitely consider picking this title up. Good job Digital Sin."
We finish up this week's highlights with a look at Don Houston's review of Cock Starved, a title featuring brand spanking new (and we do mean spanking) director Dana Vespoli as she assembles a cast of cuties well worth exploring. Don told us how it: "was a title I think earned a rating of Recommended due to the strength of the cast (especially Penny Flame, Kaylynn, and Dana Vespoli), the amount of fuck for the buck, and the overall replay value of the action. The scenarios were never so extended as to get in the way of the whole idea of the gals being /Cock Starved/ but managed to provide a humorous setting from which the sex sprang forth. Dana may or may not become a directorial force in porn like several women before her but this was certainly a strong beginning for the lady so many of you admire for her raw sexuality and I'm willing to wager that she can polish up the rough spots easily enough to elevate her future offerings easily enough. If you want to see some /Cock Starved/ ladies having a great time, try this one out since I don't think you'll be disappointed." In fairness, can any of you really tell us that finding an attractive lady who is starved for cock to be a bad thing?
Tiffany Taylor
This week, we take a look at one of the finest looking ladies gracing porn for the last few years, Tiffany
Taylor. One look at this exotic lady and you know she won the genetic lottery, combining the best of her French and Pakistani blood to produce a rather appealing look. Her latest break has been to sign a one year exclusive contract with Vivid to make 8 movies, with at least 6 anal scenes, though it wouldn't surprise us if you ends up making a lengthier stay at the industry leading company given the way in which they've been cultivating more sexually charged talent like the gorgeous Lanny Barby in recent years. She is no stranger to the company either, making Auditioning
with them not long ago too but having roles in recent blockbusters like Curse Eternal and features like Fly Spice 1 prove her versatility as a superior choice for the company.
Lest the haters get too jumpy about the move, it should be noted that unlike some gals that do less under contract, she has every intention of doing just the opposite, notable in that she had not done anal before the contract and has a few other surprises in store for fans as well.
Keeping in mind her solid track record of gonzo credentials in hits such as Goo For Two 3, Twisted Youth, 110% Natural #9, and Daddy's Home; this may prove to be another building block in the rebuilding of the Vivid Empire as they move to a condom optional policy and include a wider diversity of talent onscreen. She doesn't shy away from pop shots or cumswapping either, as evidenced in titles such as Mouth 2 Mouth 5, Face Blasters 3, and Ripe Young Mellons 8, though she has also made erotica like Burning Lust for those keeping track. Poised for success under any name, it should be noted that she used to go under the name Heather Hunt in her earlier performances (such as in Jack's Playground
20) and titles such as Bitches in Heat 3 and South Beach Invasion show she has one of the most sexually diverse backgrounds in porn so keep an eye out for this sweetheart of a 21 year old as she prepares to take over the vaunted halls of Vivid in upcoming days.
Adult toys tend to suit two distinct purposes. The first is as stimulation supplement. Via vibration or textural touch, orgasm is achieved and amplified. The other area of importance is in phallus substitute. Be it from a lack of a relationship or a desire to avoid the mandates of a...man, these pretend penises try to recreate the tool while magnifying their might. Over the years, the standard plastic "nosecone" device has mutated and changed into all manner of maddening shapes (rabbits, Buddhas, totem poles) and mechanics (spiraling, corkscrewing, bead shifting, pump thrusting, etc.). Yet sometimes all a person wants is an easily inserted item, poised somewhere between small to medium in shape, and capable of knocking your self service socks off.
California Exotic Novelties has just the device for you. Called the Silicone Flexi-Power Rod, this handheld helper is a clear combination of dildo and vibrator, completely bendable in any and all directions and designed to give you several sensational options in power and potency. First, the tech specs. The device comes in at a hefty 12 inches in length, though only eight are capable of internal use (as they say in the TV series, that is quite enough.) The flexible end is comprised of a three inch long sausage tip (a little over an inch in diameter) and is followed by three graduated beads. Oddly enough, the size increases from smallest (near the tip) to largest (near the controller) and the entire silicone shaft is pliable and dense. The use of a rubber compatible lube is suggested, and once said joy jam is applied, the Power Rod becomes very slick and slippery.
Attached to the bendable end is a power box, a four inch by two inch hard plastic case that feels a little cheap to the touch. The material is just not as tough as other similarly designed products on the market. Requiring three AA batteries (not included) to get its mojo working, two triangular switches (pointing left and right, respectively) control the level, and logistics, of the vibrations. There are three types of intensity here - call them 'good', 'great', and 'GOD DAMN!' - and four additional functions that alter and change the manner in which the device delivers its sensation. Labeled "Pulse Pulse Vibration", "Rapid Pulsation", "Pulsation" and "Escalation", each one is reached by pushing the right button. On the plus side, the left hand toggle is an instant kill switch. It stops all activity immediately. On the downside, it's not very easy to switch between the settings. If you want to move from #3 to "Pulsation" and then back down to #1, you have to keep hitting the right switch to find the proper setting.
Thanks to the efficient field-testing by yours truly and his good lady wife, the following recommendation can be easily relied upon. The Silicon Flexi-Power Rod is really exceptional. For novices not used to inserting foreign items inside themselves, the small shape and super slick surface are a gratuitous Godsend. The tip is completely non-threatening and the flexible nature of the toy means that anyone experimenting with penetration can feel safe and in control. The beads look interesting, but don't really add to the faux fornication dynamic. The sensations are incredibly strong, with the inserted item sending sensual shockwaves throughout the entire body. While it is obviously designed for the adventurous lady, men can play too. However, if they are not interesting in exploring the realm of anal penetration they have to experiment to find their fun. Since the Power Rod can be easily manipulated into any shape, a nice round orifice substitute can be created, and with plenty of lube, the ring can really crash your sex cymbals. The Dirge especially enjoyed this aspect of the toy, randomly hitting the switch to change the dick banging dynamic.
Again, residual lube can make for difficult handling, and the hard plastic end can be problematic, especially when you are in the throws of self-satisfaction. Priced in the mid $20 range, this is the kind of toy that every couple should crave. It allows for safe play while offering exceptional vibration and stimulation functions. Certainly, a flaw like the inability to easily switch between levels is minor at best, and the hard plastic case does not match the product's otherwise professional appeal. Still, this is one of the better penetration/stimulation devices on the market. One session with this flexible friend and you'll be a fan for life.
Silicone Flexi-Power Rod - Highly Recommended
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The major contributors to The Blue Room this week were: Don Houston and Christopher
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