Fleshlinks 12.26.22

Happy Holidays! Here are your curated Fleshlinks for this week

Slip Into a Porn Star’s Panties with Help from Fans Utopia.

I’m not sure who the audience for these intimate items is, but the site has a wide assortment of barely-there unmentionables previously worn by one of more than two dozen cisfemale, one transfeminine, and one cismale porn star to be found on FansUtopia.

Panties, Booty Shorts, Bodysuits, Stockings, Fetish Garments, Red Carpet Award Dresses, Swimsuits, both Individual and Garment Sets, and even autographed snapshots are available for purchase and, presumably, subsequent sniffing. Or framing. Or wearing if you or someone you know is the same size as Savannah Bond, Kenzie Taylor, or Brittney Kade. These are perfect for the guy and/or gal who loves porn star lingerie (etc.) and didn’t get what they wanted for that holiday we all just lived through. Retail therapy works, folks.

Florida Pro-Domme Commands City Commission’s Obedience.

While I am 100 percent behind the message that “Mistress” attempts to convey to the Fort Lauderdale City Commission, I can’t say that I endorse her methods. Her fashion sense? Totally on fleek. But her tone? Her word choice? Her halting delivery? Nope. If I wanted a Florida City Commission to give me $25k to build a public dungeon, I’d be a lot more informative about the benefits of such a space and a lot less snarky about the private lives of the Commissioners I’m hoping will fund it. Surprising no one, the Commissioners passed on the idea. “Mistress” should have had a submissive represent her. They need to be diplomatic and organized, some of the many reasons they get things done. Watch the uncomfortable fun here.

Get the Taint of Christmas Movies Out of Your Eyes!

You’ve been a good boy and/or girl and you’ve survived the relentless barrage of wholesome family Christmas movies. Now it’s time to get the sugar out of your head and enjoy a bit of spice. What better way than through Christmas movies? Right? But not the “Holly Jolly” sort. The intoxicated Santa planning a robbery, enraged Santa slicing and dicing bad guys, 1980s comic Scrooge, sorority girls getting crank calls from a murderer kinda Christmas movies. This link provides a dozen great suggestions, but I’d like to add The Ref, starring Denis Leary. It’s way more Christmas than Die Hard but has non-stop laughs and its own criminal storyline set solidly during the holidays.

World Clutches Pearls Over Non-Monogamy Instead of FTX.

It’s possible that you’re like me and don’t give a rusty fuck about cryptocurrency. But chances are that you’re interested in scandalous lifestyle factoids about fallen ex-billionaires. I’m a little late to the game finding this out, but Sam Bankman-Fried, now famous for being yanked out of the Bahamas for being a major fraudster, was apparently also polyamorous. Or so some media claims. Others just make it sound like everyone in the company dated or slept with everyone else at some time. Either way, it’s an effective way to build a team, although the leader of this team looks like he pretty much sucks.

Happy Ho-Ho’s as Porn Stars Celebrated Them.

What do porn stars do when they aren’t, you know, doing porn star stuff? Is it a constant series of erotic moments strung together by wild parties, too many drugs, too much alcohol, and co-dependent relationships? Some of that may be true, but the Daily Star knows more than we do. They know who dressed up like a very naughty Santa, who was a very naughty elf who got fucked by a very naughty Santa on camera, who went to swinger parties, who looks great in bright red stockings, and who looks adorable in whatever it is that she’s supposed to be wearing. Basically, almost everyone dressed as Santa, and boy did they rock the look!

We'll be back next week with another round of great links. See you then.