Top 15 Fucking Horror Stories

Sex can be, and should be, consensual, exciting, and mind blowing. But shit happens when you party naked. I researched, and these are the top fucking horror stories.

Recently, I’ve heard about and read some seriously tragic anal sex stories. First of all, I’m sorry if you’ve had a terrible experience. It’s one thing to try anal and not love it. But if you tried it and wound up with a fucking horror story, think about it, and consider trying again. MY first time was fucking horrible because I didn’t know that anal sex is a journey. Evidently, I’m not the only person who didn’t immediately succeed.

1. "One of my friends decided to try anal with her boyfriend... but her dad walked in while they were having sex. Her boyfriend pulled out super fast, which caused her to shit all over his dick/stomach/chest. Apparently, the smell was so awful that he then started to throw up. Poor dad saw the whole damn thing." —dreav488838245

2. "This guy and I were friends with benefits, and one day we were getting a little freaky. We decided to try anal, and I got poop on his dick. That's not even the worst part. For months, he had an infection in his penis because of it. I still feel awful, and it's been years." —haleys41465fdf3

3. "My boyfriend and I were at my grandparent's house, and went in the basement to 'play a game of pool.' When we started having sex, he decided it'd be a good idea to shove a pool ball up my butt. I was horrified and in so much pain. I had to go upstairs, walk by my grandmother while I had a pool ball in my butt, and poop it out in the toilet.While I was on the toilet, I found out my boyfriend put a golf ball up there too." —Marina, Facebook

4. "So I love to give rim jobs when I'm having sex. Unfortunately, one time ruined my love of ass for a few years. I was hooking up with a guy, and while I was fucking him, I decided to go down and eat a little. As I started to rim him, I tasted something strange and said, 'your lube tastes weird.' He pulled his ass away, took a whiff, and said, 'I don't think that's lube.' I literally licked his shit-covered asshole." —jasonvenc

5. "My partner and I were using a little butt plug. This particular plug didn't have a base, so naturally, it got stuck up my butt. I didn't want to tell the guy what happened, so I decided my best bet was to go to the bathroom and try to coax it out. Bad idea. I was crouched down, fingers in my butt, digging for the plug, when I accidentally shit in my hand." —annag424582590

The rest of these non-anal fucking horror stories are equally as terrifying. As I read through these stories, it suddenly occurred to me that, since sex education in this country is pathetic (I unsuccessfully tried finding a gentler adjective), we should be showing teenagers that A LOT of disgusting and dangerous things can happen when you fuck. Admittedly, most of the stories are entertaining, so please keep them coming.

I couldn’t avoid wondering if he liked it before realizing it was the dog…

6. “Having sex with my ex-boyfriend, missionary style, and we were getting really into it. My dog was asleep at the foot of the bed, but she usually paid no attention to us. Things keep getting more heated when my ex yells, “OH, FUCK!!” and his cock when entirely limp inside of me. “What?!” I asked frantically. “Your dog just licked my asshole!!!”

7. “I was in a threesome with two guys who happened to be friends. One of them insisted I blow him while riding the other one. He pushed my head really hard into him, right as he was about to cum, which made me choke and pull away. This made all of his cum spray right onto his buddy’s face, and a bit got into his mouth. I will always wondered if their friendship survived that sperm facial.” —laurenh44b

8. "My fiancée once slept with a preacher's daughter. One time, they decided to have sex in the church's balcony...while her father was preaching a sermon on Sunday morning. She came right as her father finished preaching and screamed,'Oh, god!' Someone in the audience responded with 'Hallelujah!'" —booptehsnoot

9. "When my girlfriend and I first started dating, we got very adventurous. One day the mood struck us while we were at the mall, so we went into a store's bathroom. She convinced me to stand on the toilet with my pants around my ankles so she could eat me out. I was game, except I must have eaten something that didn't sit well. My stomach did a cartwheel, I yelled 'I can't do this,' and I fell straight down onto the toilet and had an explosive shat right in front of her." —elisabethp4c0e1b823

I laughed very loudly when I read this next story because I can relate and have found myself in a similar position. I NEED glasses and can’t see anything further than an inch away from my face if I’m not wearing them. And OFTEN, I have to feel around everywhere mid-sex because my ADHD brain is 100% focused on the fact that I can’t see my lover’s face and don’t feel confident proceeding until I can see again. Unlike the story, this has only happened to me with a grammatically singular lover who is my wife, so now she just hands them over so we can resume the fucking.

10. "I lost my glasses in the middle of my first orgy. I was a bit overwhelmed, so I left the room. Then I had to wait, naked, for everyone to finish upso I could go back in and search for my glasses." —Becky, Facebook

11. "When my ex pulled out, he shot one long thick rope of cum straight up his nose.He then threw up because it dripped down the back of his throat." —Janis M., Facebook

Sir, I’m struggling not to yuck your yum. This is a fucking horror story!

12. "I had an ex who liked to suck zits off girls' bodies and use their phlegm for personal pleasure while touching himself. It was gross." —chertsy1

13. "I slipped as I got out of the shower during shower sex. One hand landed on my wet boyfriend, and the other managed to grab the shower curtain that couldn't hold my weight. I spun around and smashed my ribs onto the faucet.The next morning I learned I cracked a few of my ribs." —kaylab35

14. "My college boyfriend and I were having sex on New Year's Eve. Just as he was climaxing, he farted loudly. He was so embarrassed that he leaned back to roll away from me, but he was still inside of me and holding onto my hips, so he accidentally pulled me off of the bed with him and we fell on the floor." —jennab4c3

15. "The first time I ever had sex, my mom walked in on me. I jumped off my girlfriend and took the sheet with me while she was spread eagle on the bed.I swore to my mom that it wasn't what she thought was happening. My mom had nothing to say except: 'She doesn't have a tan line. Why did she have her socks on?' I never saw my girlfriend again." —Mike Vance, Facebook

I wonder why the socks were significant enough to mention. Years ago, my best friend told me that there are two kinds of people (in his world and from his point of view). People who wear socks during sex and people who still try to impress their lovers and take them off. He’s an idiot, and we grew up in Puerto Rico, where it’s insanely hot 365 days a year. Thus, wearing socks was a choice. Since then, I’ve lived through and survived a few hardcore winters and have a different perspective on the issue. But I frequently think about this and remember it’s not about socks. It’s about constantly making an effort to feel confident and sexy.

These fucking horror stories are a reminder that sometimes, no matter how hard you try, sex can go very wrong.