Cucumber Is Not Just For Salad So If The Cucumber Is Willing – #Erotica

A big, fat cucumber is so much better than small cock!

I am so sick of how unsatisfying every man I meet is these days!  Jessie said to herself in a disgusted sick of everything way as she drove home at 3 am from her date with a man she had met at a club a couple weeks before.  I mean why does it seem every single man I find and hook up with has a small dick!?  I just don’t get it!  I’d be better off to go back to my pre-sex days when I had fun with those cucumbers from Grannie’s garden!  At least they never let me down!  She said in a disgusted tone and with a sarcastic laugh in her own head.  I mean first there was Tom from work, he had all the signs they talk about as far as whether or not a man has a big dick, but Jessie was sadly disappointed when after happy hour on a Friday with everyone from work, she headed to his apartment and fucked him only to find out those signs meant nothing!  His small, undesirable size left her as irritated and unfulfilled as the last six men she took chances on.

“Yes, he was so tiny Sarah, I’m serious! It’s not funny!  I’m so sick of it!”  Jessie said in a quite angry tone to her best friend on the phone the next morning as she recounted the details of how her date went with the “guy from the club”.  “It’s like I’ve been cursed!  Cursed to only find small cocks for the rest of my natural born life!”  She said laughing with an eye roll as she slammed the fridge door shut with coffee creamer in her hand and a steaming cup waiting for her on the counter.  “Okay Sarah, I have to get ready to leave for work, but let’s get some dinner tonight so I can vent about small cocks some more, out in public this time.  Maybe an elusive big dicked man will overhear us and come introduce himself or something.”  She added, giving them both a good laugh before hanging up the phone and heading to the stairs with her coffee in her hand and tablet under her arm as she did.  Maybe I’ll go drink this and browse some big dick dating websites for a few minutes until it’s time to finish getting ready.  Jessie thought as the climbed the staircase to the balcony off her bedroom where she’d enjoy a few quiet minutes with some web browsing, morning coffee and the sunrise.

As she sat back on the swing on her tucked away bedroom balcony Jessie sipped her morning brew and ogled the pages of big dicks that the world wide web had to offer her.  Sighing she closed the folder around her tablet and leaned her head back to just relax a while.  That’s when the warm sun seemed to trigger a memory.  Jessie lost herself somewhere in her mind between the big fantasy cocks she’d been browsing and a memory from her young teen years when she discovered the fun of cucumbers on a warm summer day.  “Mmmm,” Jessie said to herself as a smile crept across her face for the first time in what felt like weeks.  She recalled the details of a day long ago when those teen hormones took over and she discovered that warm garden cucumbers were good for more than just delicious summer salads!  Feeling aroused and knowing she was all alone on the big property, at least for a little while, Jessie browsed up and down admiring the plants in her Grannie’s garden, when a big fat cucumber caught her eye.  Not sure what made her even think to do it, but she picked the cucumber and ran her fingers up and down it.

She seemed to take in the thickness and her eyes lit up with both curiosity and dilated desire.  Looking around one more time to be sure she was still alone, she took her fat find over to the woods a bit further down the property.  Sliding down the trunk of a tree with her shorts in a pile on the ground next to her she spread her legs and had her first sexual experience ever, with a vegetable instead of a boy.  Jessie moaned a bit as she remembered how perfect the size, the firmness, and the warmth of that sun kissed cucumber felt as it slipped inside of her that day.  She remembered the way her legs twitched as it finally reached as far inside as it could, and gave her her first taste of a mind-blowing orgasm.  I guess that cucumber is the blame for this insatiable, seemingly unsatisfiable big, dick craving monster inside of me!  Jessie thought to herself with a laugh as she got up and prepared to start her day.

“I’m totally going to the grocery store on the way home.”  She said out loud to herself as she locked the door on her way out.  All day she became more aroused thinking about what she planned to do later.  Most girls don’t plan to go home and fuck a cucumber with such enthusiasm, or maybe they do!  She thought to herself.  But, at this point no man has measured up, nor had made her cum like the cucumber that took her virginity all those years ago, and she was getting pretty tired of waiting for one to come along and have the ability to do so.  If you want something done right, sometimes you just have to do it yourself!  She said shutting her car door at her local grocery store after work that night, fully prepared to find the most perfect cucumber for a mind-blowing night with no man needed!

She arrived to the vegetable section and headed straight for those green and yummy gifts of pleasure from Mother Nature.  Picking up cucumber after cucumber she slowly examined each one, looking for one just thick enough, just long enough to make her tremble later!  “No, this one is just too long, and it’s way too skinny anyway.”  She said out loud as people walked by with their carts.  “This one is so nice and thick!  But I think it’s just a tad too short.”  She continued as she grabbed the next potential veggie fuck buddy.  “Finally!”  Jessie’s eyes lit up as she spotted the most perfect specimen and grabbed it with the happiness of a kid on Christmas getting his most desired toy.  “I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone take so much time and devote so much attention to detail when selecting a vegetable!”  A man walking by said to her with a laugh as she set it in the buggy.  Well, size matters, don’t let ‘em tell you any differently!”  She quickly replied, knowing she’d never see this man again and feeling frisky enough to say it before zooming off to head home.  She laughed, wondering what he must have been thinking as she drove home.  So proud of herself for being so bold.

When she got home Jessie settled in on her big, soft bed with a date that would NOT let her down this time!  She slid back into the pillows and opened her legs.  She grabbed the big, thick cucumber that measured a whopping 9 inches and with it well lubed, she worked it into her aching pussy.  Her head went back as the firm vegetable penetrated her and stretched her nice and wide.  It left her feeling full, a sensation she’d craved so badly, for so long!  “Oh my god yes! YESSS!”  She cried out as a smile swept across her finally fulfilled face.  Her hand going faster and deeper with the big cucumber in its grip.  Fucking herself with the cuc that was so perfect in size had her on cloud nine and riding the orgasmic waves of pleasure in the ocean below the cloud she road!  Screams filled her bedroom and her bed bounced with the thrusts of her own arm in and out of herself, her pussy clinging to the fat cucumber skin as it filled her tight little hole to the max.  In no time at all her legs began quivering from her toes up to her hips as she came with quaking ferociousness from the immense pleasure.

She let all the muscles that had tightened during the orgasm relax, and exhausted, she fell asleep with the cucumber sill in her hand.  She slept like a baby and woke up feeling like a newer, happier person.  She made her daily call to her best friend Sarah before work.  “You must’ve finally gotten something good last night!  I haven’t heard you in such a good mood in forever!  Tell me all about him!”  Her best friend squealed dying to hear all the details of whatever sexual adventure might’ve taken place the night before.  Instead, she was met with one line: “Well, if the cucumber is willing……”.