Throwback Thursday: Twix Totally Fucked A Creepy Clown For Burning Angel

August 4, 2022
NAOMI LEROY

It’s a big ol’ circus party in the sack!

Step right up, Fleshbot fans! Hurry hurry hurry! It’s the first week of August, which is International Clown Week! Of course I’m going to highlight the intersection of clowns and sex, because I am just that kind of crazy fucker. I thought there would be more out there, like, chicks getting banged by Pennywise and stuff, but there’s not as much as you’d think. I did, however, come across this confection from Burning Angel (available at Adult Time) from back in 2013, starring Twix and Tommy Pistol for this week’s Throwback Thursday pick. Tommy is a vision in stripes, pom poms, tulle, and classic clown makeup. He’s a walking bad acid trip here and his character fancies himself an artist, trying out this clown stripper act, which isn’t going over too well in the strip club where Twix works as his manager. He’s creeping out the customers and one girl, who is topless herself for some reason in the strip club despite the fact that she doesn’t work there, brings it to Twix’s attention that he’s really freaking out her friend who is afraid of clowns. Twix walks out into the club and catches him “doing a lapdance” by which he means sitting awkwardly on a girl’s lap and creeping her out. She hauls him into her office and he begs her to give her a chance to keep perfecting his clown out.

She points out that he owes her a house fee from the last week and he begins doing his unhinged clown schtick to try and distract her and get out of it. She’s having none of it and demands that he eat her pussy to make up for the fact that he doesn't have the money. She hops up on the desk and he gets all up in that, removing his clown hat and gloves to better service his boss. Soon enough he’s doffing those clown pants and what’s in there ain’t no banana. It’s no joke and Twix wants him to fuck her atop her desk after she sucks him off a bit. Her fit little body and bullet hard nipples are a pleasure to watch as he fills her with the clown meat, and no, sadly, it doesn’t honk when he thrusts. Missed opportunity, there. This dude is not, uh, clowning around when he actually gets into seriously fucking this girl and as inept as he is at clown stripping, he’s super great at fucking, so she might actually keep him around. They fuck their way all around her office before he pulls out his squirting flower, by which I mean his dick, and she sucks up every last drop. Go watch it all, because it’s just too WTF to look away!