Lana Sharapova Has a Dick to Crash on Thanks to Dad Crush

January 24, 2022
DARKLADY

They Say You Can’t Go Home Again, But You Can.

Young people today don’t have the advantages that their parents and grandparents had. Housing costs are through the roof anywhere a person would actually want to live, and roommate situations are always dicey even under the best of circumstances. Dad Crush is not unaware of these challenges, so when the “Guest of Boner” arrives at Ike Diezel’s home, there’s something special waiting for her.

The young person in question is pretty blonde Lana Sharapova. She has returned home with a suitcase after moving out not too long ago to live with her boyfriend. She’s not a rocket scientist, so chances are good that she met her boyfriend a few months ago, at best, so it shouldn’t be a shock that she’s back so soon. Daddy Ike doesn’t sound surprised, although he does sound concerned about why she’s not with her now-ex anymore. He wants all the details, which aren’t really that interesting but boil down to the couple arguing constantly about petty shit up to the point where he told her to get out of the car and walk home.

Ike, who usually presents us with a POV angle, opines that Lana needs a man, not a boy. Sadly, even men have problems in their relationships. He thinks his wife, Lana’s mother, is cheating on him. That’s something that Lana can confirm. With that information transmitted, Lana goes to her bedroom for a rest after her traumatic day. Once there, she wonders if dad remembers what they used to do when she lived with the rest of the family. Given that Ike said she’d not moved out too long ago, I’m confused about how anyone without a traumatic brain injury would forget what Lana and Ike used to do given what they used to do.

During the ‘Day Dream Cream,’ segment, Lana gets comfy on the bed and relaxes. It is then we learn precisely what “it” was that they used to do. Turns out that “it” was sex. Imagine that. He stands beside the bed and feeds her his cock, again in his POV. Given her obvious skill at dick-swallowing, it would be hard to forget this sort of hyper-personal familial attention, so her concerns are likely unfounded. He relocates to the bed, and she centers herself between his legs, drooling on the head of his dick, smiling big, and looking quite proud of herself.

Then she wakes up. It was all a dream.

At some unspecified time in the future, Lana is all dolled up in her mom’s “come fuck me” exercise garb to do some yoga in the living room. Naturally, Ike is chilling there, as well, which is why the segment title of ‘Stretch Me Out’ is all double entendre and sexy giggles. Dad plays 20 Intimate Questions with his… daughter? Stepdaughter? It’s never really established, although the fact they’ve known each other a long time is. Given the nature of these things, I believe we are to assume stepfather as the default title, but I can be clueless at times. But I digress… Weirdly enough, Lana is coy. One minute she’s dreaming about giving him head and the next she’s all flustered that he wants to watch her work out on the daily.

Out of nowhere, the inevitable paranoia of the person who fucks someone they know they probably shouldn’t be fucking raises its ugly head. “You haven’t told anyone about what we used to do, have you,” he asks. She responds with a negative and wonders why he’s even bringing it up. As he points out, they’re home alone together, she’s in skintight yoga clothes, she’s stretching, and he’s not stupid. Also, he missed what they used to do. Her tepid response of, “It was fine. Yeah, I guess,” seems at odds with her earlier bedroom-centered frustration.

He tries another tactic. Money. She probably needs some to get into a new place. He has some and he’s willing to help her out. This interests her, but she offers house cleaning services in exchange for the cash, which ain’t what he was thinking about. He proposes that they return to their previously enjoyed sexual activities, but she’s all I dunno and maybe. She’ll think about it while she stretches out some more.

Surprising no one except possibly Lana, before long Ike’s dick is out of his underwear, her tights are peeled down for easier access, and they are fucking. She isn’t complaining. In fact, she is breathing heavy and occasionally chuckling. She has a wonderfully expressive face. Suddenly worried about getting caught banging his stepdaughter in the middle of the living room, Ike tells her to go back into the bedroom and he’ll join her when the coast is clear.

Eventually, the coast is clear and they are ‘Alone to Bone.’ He visits her bedroom and she’s changed into a pretty dress, so who knows what kind of time has passed since she was sent to her room to wait. She’s done waiting and makes this clear by scooting her bare-except-for-hair pussy to the end of her bed and spreading her legs. What mysterious creatures these things called women are. Who knows what she’s trying to communicate? Ike assumes it’s some arcane request for intercourse and inserts his erect penis into her welcoming vagina. That guy knows his body language because that’s exactly what she was craving! Amazing.

Soon she’s bent over the bed getting banged doggy with a glorious POV angle that allows us to admire her back and butt. She slips out of her dress and kneels on the bed for further cock sucking, which includes spitting an impressively sized loogy onto Ike’s dick and making slurpy sounds while inhaling it. From there, it’s a logical step to straddle daddy and ride him like a cowgirl rides a cowboy: on top and facing the fucker. That only lasts so long, of course, and then it’s back to sucking dad dick until it’s nice and foamy, and kneeling between his legs while fucking him reverse.

As is traditional, the finishing position is missionary, which puts her in a perfect position to take cum on her face, which she assures him is where she wants him to deposit it. He kneels beside her and promptly shoots a stream of white across her nose, into the corner of her eye, onto her forehead, and dripping off her upper lip.