Laney Grey’s Grandpa Distracts Her from Listening to Romantic Literature Over at Not My Grandpa

When Grandpa is a Pest, Wearing a Face Full of His Cum Has a Calming Effect.

There are areas of sexuality where arousal and emotional discomfort overlap. Incest is one of those areas. Due to the miracle of modern remarriage, some of the guilt associated with wanting to fuck your close relatives is removed because now it’s just “fauxcest.” Romantic Literature knows that and tells the tale of a girl pestered by her step-grandfather until she gives in sexually. This is a story as old as time, but this modern telling involves romantic podcasts that spark more than palpitations of the heart. It also requires a reminder that the man with the huge erection is “Not My Grandpa.”

Those are the words that Laney Grey eventually utters aloud to make herself feel more comfortable doing the unspeakable things with un-grandpa Jay Crew that she ultimately does. But first, she tries to just chill on the couch and stay out of trouble. My experience is that this is exactly the kind of thing that attracts trouble. That’s certainly the case for poor Laney, who just wants to listen to her romance story podcast and be left alone. Jay’s not interested in letting that happen, though. He’s determined to perv on his step-granddaughter and, when he sees her starting to masturbate while listening to her podcast, he has an excuse to express his concerns.

As Jay sees it, anything that gets his granddaughter so worked up must be more than just romance stories, but she insists there’s nothing sexual or pornographic about it. It’s just love, sweet love. Of course, anyone familiar with romance novels knows that they can get a bit spicy these days, so he might be onto something. Either way, he insists on giving it a listen to see if it’s appropriate for her. After listening for a while, he’s even more convinced that this stuff is just too raw for the delicate eardrums of his unrelated relative. After all, if it’s turning him on, what’s it doing to her?

Poor Lacey isn’t sure what to make of the fact that he’s groping himself in front of her and has quite the boner in his shorts, which is apparently not an unusual thing when he’s around her. Eventually, the poor girl gives up. She’s never going to get to listen to her podcast unless she pays attention to her grandfather. “Okay. Fine, grandpa,” she says in exasperation.

From here on out, Lacey earns her angel halo for being patient and largely selfless. At least initially. Thing is, grandpa’s pretty good with his fingers. Unlike younger men who think sexual pleasure is all about the in-and-out, he understands that there are things like the G-Spot that are hungry for attention. No wonder she finally relaxes enough to grope him through his shorts. This is better than stories, he opines, earning her agreement. Soon he’s out of his shorts and robe, and she has no idea what he wants her to do. Fortunately for them both, he knows how to talk high romance novel, “Just like the story said,” and thus direct his fair granddaughter to suck his dick.

And suck that dick she does. She gets it all wet and slippery with saliva while making slurpy, moist sounds. She makes a bit of conversation with grandpa, too, commenting on how wet she’s made the cock and how big the cock in question is. By now, she’s totally into it and Jay kindly helps her remove her dress so it won’t get sex soiled. This is good thinking because once that dress is off, his mouth is clamped to her ass. There’s a problem, though. The older man isn’t sure his cock will fit inside of her tight, young pussy. “You should still try,” she encourages.

The fit is, indeed, quite tight and she utters those tried-and-true words, “Oh, fuck! It’s so deep,” as he moves with measured strokes. There’s more cock sucking, some cowgirl, more fellatio, and some reverse that allows us to fully admire Laney’s heart-shaped public hair. She’s not quiet and doesn’t get quieter when they slip into a sweet spoon, especially when she expresses her amazement at how far he can dive himself into her vaginal canal.

Step-grandfather and step-granddaughter agree that this is fun and should be done again. It will necessarily require confidentiality, especially around her mother. That resolved, he sucks on her toes and then comments on them, which are curled into little tight piglets of delight.

Then things get a little agist, and not for the first time. Millennials may think they invented dirty words, but the Boomers were watching porn on 8mm film long before there was even a Y2K to fear. An eager Laney tells her faux-grandpa that she wants his load so bad, and he has no idea what she’s talking about. He used to drive trucks and he’d need to drop off loads, but he gets the impression that’s not what she’s talking about. She somewhat impatiently explains what a “load” is and then must consider her grandfather’s question. Where would she like him to drop his load?

Considering she was all wrapped up in love stories earlier in the day and didn’t know what to do with her grandfather once he got naked in front of her, it’s interesting that she has a preference in cum landing pads, but she does. On her face. It lands on her tongue and chin, perfect for bubbling and letting run onto the ground. What act could express filial love as thoroughly as taking a facial from your non-blood relative grandfather? After all, he’s “Not My Grandpa.”

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