Throwback Thursday: “Friends: A XXX Parody” Got Everyone Laid At New Sensations

These Friends Are There For Each Other In The Very Best Ways!

We are taking it back to 2009, when New Sensations decided to do a parody of one of the most popular comedy sitcoms of the 90s.  Friends was a comedy set in New York City with an ensemble cast of young talent that ran from 1994-2004.  The cast catapulted to fame and the show was a bona fide hit!  Friends: A XXX Parody revisits our favorite group of 20/30 somethings to really see them get down and dirty in the way we always wanted to.  The characters names were slightly altered, I assume to avoid some sort of licensing or trademark issues, but you know who they are and what they are about.  Unless of course you are too young or have missed your Nick At Night marathons.

We start in the famous coffee house.   Three of our crew are on the couch Joe (Rocco Reed), Freebie (Jordan Kingsley), and sad Russ (Criss Strokes). Russ is moping to his friends that his marriage is over.  He caught his wife, Carol cheating on him! And it was with a woman! They think he should make a move on Rachelle (Kayla Paige) anyway, and they tease him how he gets nervous whenever she comes near.  Moanica (Vanessa Naughty) and Sandler (Anthony Rosano) come in excited to talk about the wedding.  Looks like this movie has combined the early seasons with the end seasons.  The guys discuss a bachelor party but Moanica forbids it.  She doesn't want Sandler coming to the honeymoon with crabs. He acts like he doesn't need a party to her face, but makes it known over her shoulder that he does.  Sandler suddenly gets excited by all this stripper talk and some lesbian kissing action at the coffee shop and wants to take Moanica home right away to "show her something."  They get to the men's apartment, complete with leather recliners and makeshift entertainment center and Sandler drops his pants to show Moanica his huge boner.

It just pops right out standing at attention.  Moanica really gets down to business and sucks that monster, choking it all the way down.  Vanessa Naughty is very reminiscent of Courtney Cox, until you get her naked and see all her tats.  Plus, she is very gritty and once she starts fucking, she is wild and aggressive.  She leans on the recliner and gets fucked, her pussy is bare except for a teeny, tiny little patch.  Her tits are nice and they get a good titty fuck, too.  "Fuck Me Harder" she demands as he is practically bottoming out in her and she is growling and gritting her teeth.  He pulls it out and slams it deep over and over. They get super hot and sweaty in this scene and both are into it and working hard.  The best part is when she is bent over the foosball table getting it from behind with her leg up and her tits swinging.  He puts a finger in her asshole and she loves it dirty like that.  They finish up with a stretchy cum shot on her face.

Back at the coffee house, Rachelle and Freebie let it slip that they are having a bachelorette party for Moanica. They try to cover it up and Freebie says that the party is her AA party.  She is a total alcoholic.  "And a nympho" according to Rachelle.  Joe says he has nympho meetings at his apartment, and maybe Freebie wants to go there.  The pair go to the apartment and get it on. Jordan is tall with a very curvy body.  Joe gets her top off with a mild accident as it gets stuck on her earring, but his famous "how you doin'?" to her beautiful tits gets the party started.   He finger fucks her and licks her pussy good, wiggling her clit with his fingers.  She does some nice BJ action on his thick cock, twisting and sucking long and slow and then fast. They fuck all over Monica's apartment with some great upward shots of Jordan's body super close up.  She hangs her head over the edge of the couch for her cumshot.  They think they should do it again so they run to Joe's room across the hall.

She comes out looking guilty and Sandler catches her.  He said she looks like the "cat who fucked the canary." She said she had to do it to make him forget about the party.  Joe comes out with a dildo strap-on on his head that he says is Sandler's.  The guys say it is totally not fair if she has a party and he can't.  They need to get a hot ass stripper because Moanica is probably going to fuck one.

At the girls' apartment, Moanica is cleaning for their special guest.  Rachelle does not think a stripper cares about how clean it is, but she wants to make sure it looks nice and they have enough food.  They watch "naked guy" through the window until Freebie comes in.  "What's going down?" she says.  "You, by the looks of it!" They tell her she has cum in her hair.  She tells them she had to fuck Joe to make him forget about the party but she spilled the beans again to Sandler so now they are having one, too.  The girls don't care, they will "party like it's 1999."

Russ is at the coffee house still when lo and behold, his ex Carol (Riley Evans) and her new girlfriend Sandra (Isis Taylor) come in.  Carol says she is still gay but she is sad they never had a threesome.  The three take control to remedy that right now.  They have a sexy threesome all over the coffee house couch.  They start out sharing the big cock.  And big it is!  That thing looks fake, it is so pale and huge, it looks like rubber!  The girls get naked.  The ladies share the cock and Riley tries to take it all the way down but fails.  They have a good show of it with a nice looking scene being when Riley is bent over getting the dick from behind while her face is in Isis' pussy.  Isis is really pretty, and she shows her stuff when she kneels up on the stool to take it doggy while Riley holds her ass open.  They get a nice and hard spoon and the girls take turns and help each other out all the way.  They end with a cumshot over both sets of tits.

Back in the apartments, Joe and Sandler sit in their recliners and watch porn while the girls are in their area drinking pina coladas and discussing penis decor.  The stripper arrives for the girls and it is "Naked Guy".  Freebie asked him to come over, but he is not ugly like on the show.  Solomon is his name and he is played by Evan Stone.  He does an odd dance and swings his wiener in a pink banana hammock before wanting to sit his buns on Moanica's chair.  They don't know what to think so they send him away with the dessert. The boys are bored and waiting for action and Sandler gets so loaded that he has to go to yak in the bathroom.  Joe invited Moanica's hot mom as their entertainment!  Judy (Brittany O'Connell) arrives and is quite the vivacious and curvy MILF.  I think in the series Chandler was the one with the hot mom, famously played by Morgan Fairchild, but he certainly can't have his own mom at his party.  Judy gets her big knockers out over her dress and Joe starts sucking and biting on her nipples. Joe and Judy get it on all over the apartment, with a particularly good part when she is bent over the back of the recliner. This scene is actually the best out of the bunch I think. They do some good fucking and sucking and have great chemistry and you get lots of views of Brittany's pierced pussy and round ass.

Solomon pops back out at Moanica's place and immediately starts rubbing oil all over his body.  The ladies are definitely down for some fun now.  They all lube him up and they get into a crazy 4 way.  Rachelle finally gets some dick, and some pussy, too!  Moanica gets first dibs on the cock-sucking and the riding.  They all trust the sturdiness of the little kitchen dinette table a little too much at some points, with lots of bodies and balancing going on. There is some lesbian action of course with lots of face sitting and labia nibbling.  They also really take a lot of time stretching out and kissing Evan's balls.  Vanessa Naughty still seems to turn into the most vocal and demanding during the sex and you forget all about her character, she is just a dirty, dirty slut.  But Kayla Paige gets to show her stuff as well.  The best choreography in the scene was when Solomon is on the couch back, leaning over the edge, Freebie is riding his dick, Rachelle is balancing her pussy over his face, while kissing Moanica who is masturbating on the chair behind them!  The girls really treat Evan like a crazy fuck toy and devour the hell out of him.  They line up and share the cumshot to their faces.

New Sensations reinvented the theme song and it says "everybody gets laid, everybody gets laid." And they certainly did.  This was a good flick. Lots of good fucking. I also thought every chick in here had a great rack.  Lots of beautiful tits in this one.   It is a missed opportunity not having a Ross and Rachel, er, Russ and Rachelle scene, but maybe that would have been too obvious?  Check it out and have fun here!