Throwback Thursday: Captain America XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Was A Marvel of Comic Parodies

So much sex! So much spandex! So many superheroes! So much fun!

Back in 2014, the mainstream Marvel Cinematic Universe was still in Phase Two. For non-nerds, we’re currently in Phase Four which began earlier this year with Black Widow. That’s a lot of films that weren’t out yet, but the first and second Captain America movies starring Chris Evans as the clean-cut and virtuous Steve Rogers had been released at that time. Axel Braun’s Captain America XXX, originally released by Vivid Entertainment, is now available to watch over at Wicked so I thought I would take you on a smutty trip down memory lane today. In this parody, Captain America must keep the Cosmic Cube out of the hands of the supervillains who seem to just crop up everywhere.

We open the with Captain America (played by Aaron Wilcoxxx) in an Army tent with a nameless USO girl (Britney Amber), in a passionate embrace, stripping each other’s clothes off fervently. Her legs, complete with backseam stockings, are spread wide as Cap munches her muff adeptly and then they move into various hardcore fucking positions. They only have an Army cot to get busy on, but somehow it survives the fun the two of them have and the pretty blonde ends up with a big load on her face. We meet some of our baddies, Crossbones (Derrick Pierce) and Sin (Claire Robbins) in the next scene. The two are plotting to steal the Cosmic Cube and kill Cap, and that’s some pretty significant work stress, so they work through that together by fucking vigorously while still mostly wearing their evil villain get-ups. Sin’s red vinyl ensemble with crotchless bit is particularly fetching and she has a really lovely pussy.

The next scene takes us out to the desert as Cap and Diamondback (Kleio Valentien) kick some villain ass and beat up Batroc (Giovanni Francisco) and some henchmen. We see the various villains plotting their machinations for getting the cube and we meet Sharon Carter (Phoenix Marie), a rogue agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. who is conspiring with the scenery-chewing Batroc and they get around to a nice hot fuck session right there in the evil lair. Supremely dirty talking Sharon really knows how to work things and does a great gagging deep throat and her reverse cowgirl with her pussy framed by her torn outfit is really delicious. Theirs is the hottest scene of the title in my opinion. Diamondback and Falcon (Tyler Knight) are so excited when Quicksilver (Bill Bailey) rescues them that have a very hot threesome in the next scene with the influence of the Cube’s powers helping them along. The two guys manhandle Kleio all around the warehouse and crates, spitroasting and double teaming her until they’ve fairly fucked the purple right out of her hair. At one point Tyler is holding her up in stand and carry while Bill fucks her throat— that’s pretty awesome! Ther last scene features Baron Zemo (Ryan Driller) and Hellcat (Jessica Ryan) who he has made into his docile little kitty fuck pet by putting a chip in her neck. He fucks his pet soundly, through the rip in the spandex of her costume of course, which is inexplicably a Batgirl costume. Maybe he has a fetish for the forbidden crossing of the DC and Marvel streams? Who knows..

This is a super fun romp which includes an absolute ton of characters and does a deep dive into the comics with of course tons of hot sex that we’ve come to expect from Braun’s parodies. Click here or on the banner below to watch the whole movie now!