Throwback Thursday: New Sensations’ “Cheers: A XXX Parody” Made Everyone Glad They Came

Sam Gives Some of His Studly Powers To His Friends, Resulting in Great Fucking For All

There was a time for those of us of a certain age, where sitcoms ruled the roost and prime time had some must see TV.  In the 80s, we didn't have as many choices in entertainment, and we most likely only had one TV that the family shared.  If your family was like mine, Dad ruled the channel choices and you watched what he chose (if you were allowed to stay up that late).  There was a show about a bar where everyone knew your name, and the theme song was instantly known and recognizable for a generation.  In 2009, New Sensations decided to revisit this show of lore and make it a whole lot hotter.  Cheers: A XXX Parody takes you back to the bar with all your old pals, including good ol' Norm. You get to see the gang in a whole new light, and Sam isn't the only one getting action this time.

The bar scene opens with the usual suspects. Cliff (Evan Stone), Norm (J Walker), Woody (Mr. Pete), Frasier (Otto Bauer), and cranky waitress Carla (Annabelle Lee).  Cliff sees a tall, hot brunette in a slinky green dress and shoots his shot and strikes out.  However, the man of the bar, Sam (Joel Lawrence) comes in and gets her in the back office without even trying. This lovely lady has no name but is played by the very fuckable Suzanne Kelly.  They have some super dirty sex in the office on the desk and he couch and all over.  This slut is a vocal one and this scene is filled with lots of dirty talk and F bombs.  They get their fuck on and end it all with a big facial.

Sam comes out and though he is physically satisfied, Frasier can't help but notice that he still looks unhappy and surmises that it is because he is really thinking of Diane (Monique Alexander).  Like the lothario he is, he only wants the one that he can't have.  He asks her out but she dresses him down.  She says he is shallow among other things and only cares about his car.  Sam decides he will give up his car and Frasier says he will take it.

Frasier is played to perfection by Otto Bauer.  He arrives home to his buttoned up wife, Lilith (Alexis Texas).  His hair is all wind blown and he looks like he took a walk on the wild side.  Lilith is strangely turned on by this side of him.  She takes down her tight, black bun into loose ringlets and dives down for his cock.  Alexis looks pretty good with jet black hair.  She gives an enthusiastic BJ and then gets the favor returned.  Otto really works her meaty lips, pulling them with his mouth.  You get plenty of views of her big, famous ass as she rides that cock and bounces all around.  They get a good fuck in, with the highlight, her getting in reverse cowgirl and him jamming his fingers in her pussy with his cock as she is on him, thigh over thigh.  They finish in doggy with a cumload on that fat ass.

Back at the bar, Sam tells Diane that he got rid of the car.  She says that isn't just it and makes fun of his cheap, testosterone ridden cologne.  He gives it to Cliff, who thinks he can't possibly take Sam's essence, but he douses himself with it regardless.  Cliff finds a petite cutie, with short curly hair (Katie St. Ives) by the pool table and she thinks he smells nice.  She invites him over to his surprise.  Her best line is "I always find a hard working member on a postal worker hard to resist."  She then asks him for a "special delivery."  She pushes him on the pool table and whips out his cock, sucking and licking.  The highlight of the scene is when she is leaning on the cocktail table and Evan is licking her pussy so good that she is squirming like she can't contain herself.  She looks like she might fall of the table.  She finally asks sweetly for his cock to be inside her.  They fuck a bit on the table before she wants to be turned around.  Ah "canine style", says Cliff. They get some more action on the pool table before she hops down and gets a huge load on her face and hair.

Diane is still turning Sam down and still thinks he is shallow.  He decides to give up his pride and joy, the haircare products that help primp and tame his mane.  Carla takes them if only to have a piece of the man she pines for.  She comes back with her once curly hair, smooth and shiny. She goes to take an order and gets hit on by a pretty redhead (Amber Swift).  "I'm not into vaginas unless they look like penises" Carla says.  Amber kisses her and her tune soon changes.  The get into the back room for a hot lesbian lick fest. Somehow there is a plethora of giant dildos back there which they put to good use as well. Carla doesn't think she will go back to men after this.

Sam had also given Woody his little black book after Diane made reference to all his floozies.  Woody makes a date for later while Sam drags Diane into his office.  He wonders what else she wants from him?  He gave up everything he loves and she still won't sleep with him. They argue and bicker and say how much they hate each other, but that hate turns into lust. "Are you as turned on as I am?" Sam says.  "More!" replies Diane.  They immediately kiss and she gets down to business sucking his cock. He licks her pussy, dragging her towards him to get a good angle.  She finally strips down showing off her badass 80s shoulder pads on her bra. They work each other over on the couch and he finally spurts a big load on her back and ass.  "You still think I am a gorilla?" he asks.  "Yes, but a sexy one." And they leave the bar at closing time hand in hand.

Cliff and Norm get kicked out and Carla takes off, leaving Woody to wait for his date from the little black book.  The lady (Sara Stone) at the door is not who he was expecting, but she wants to get to know him better.  Dense little Woody starts telling his life story, but this lady puts his hands on her massive tits and says maybe he can get to know them better. They get going by the bar, and she gives him a super sloppy BJ, dripping drool all over to lube up those big mammaries for an epic titty fuck. They use the bar stool in ingenious ways as she gets fucked hard and dirty, her big tits swinging every which way. They get on the floor and her ass gets red from all the smacking as she rides him.  They get in spoon and she stretches and pulls on her nipples, playing with those big fun bags.  Mr. Pete jackhammers her good before she gets down and takes a load on her tits.  She lifts each one up to her lips and takes a taste.  Woody finally realizes he never caught her name, Rebecca Howe!  She wants to buy the place. Whomp, whomp.

This movie is full of nostalgia and good fucking.  Poor Norm didn't get to fuck, but oh well.  The ladies are worth all your attention anyway!  Click here or the banner below to watch!