Throwback Thursday: The Ladies Got Fucked For Real in New Sensations’ Sex & The City: The Original XXX Parody

Less Talking, More Action.  The Hot Fucking You Wished You Saw on HBO!

Throwback Thursday has me revisiting Sex and the City: A XXX Parody over at Parody Pass by New Sensations. This takes me back to 2010 and this movie finally makes it so one can imagine how the ladies of the series might really get down. This script is actually quite witty and there are great one liners.  But don't be fooled, this isn't a soft "chick flick" and there isn't so much dialogue that you lose your boner.  This movie is very well done while also having great fucks and sucks in it.

We start out with Carrie (Kaylin Paige) and Mr. Big (Evan Stone).  They have a super hot fuckfest.  I haven't seen Evan Stone in a scene in a while and I forgot what a Master of Cock he is.  He gives Kaylin a great fuck, many different ways. I like when he was pulling her by the dress to roll her back and forth on his huge, rock-hard member. Things get pretty hot in here, with a particularly nice prone bone as well.  Kaylin at times bears an uncanny resemblance to Sarah Jessica Parker, but her tits are way, way bigger.

Big tells Carrie that he got a job offer in L.A. and he wants Carrie to join him.  She has her girls over for poker and breaks the news.  Charlotte (Bobbi Starr), Miranda (Zoe Voss), and Samantha (Brittany Andrews) are devastated to hear their friend is leaving.  Who will they talk to about their sex lives?  How will they manage their relationships? Charlotte mentions that Harry (Ralph Long) wants to explore her backend and she is not sure what to do.  Cut to them chatting in bed and he wanting to hear less about her friends and more about getting his dick in a new and exciting location.  They get going and discover the pleasure of anal.  Bobbi Starr is great in this and she does a super hot anal fuck complete with ass to mouth, ass to pussy, and just a whole lot of ass.

We see Miranda with her husband Steve (Tommy Pistol) perusing Craigslist to find a lady to join them for a threesome. They end up calling over a tattooed hottie named Annette (Coco Velvett), with a thick Staten Island accent who sounds suspiciously like Janice from Friends.  They get over the intros and get down to business.  This threesome rocks! The choreography was so smooth as they effortlessly moved from position to position, from body to body without any lack of flow.  Two pussies eaten at once, amazing tag team blowjob, and one getting fucked while the fuckee has a pussy straddling her face are all highlights.  Zoe Voss is super, super pretty and I thoroughly liked watching her in this.

We get to Samantha coming home for an afternoon delight, only to find her boy toy messing around with someone else.  Samantha does not take leftovers, and the exchange with the ladies was pretty funny as they get into a verbal catfight. "You get around faster than a hula hoop. Should I call you a hula whore?" And then this gem "Maybe he cheated on you because you're a reject from the Golden Girls." Samantha throws them both out but finds something yummy outside that she brings in. Her super hot neighbor (Danny Mountain) is ready for an older, experienced woman to rock his world.  He was in the right place at the right time. They move into some great positions with amazing views of her tight body and bodacious bosom.  I personally like when she was riding him and he finger fucked her asshole as well as the side fuck that goes from pussy to ass.  Brittany Andrews literally purrs like a kitty when she is having a good time.  He ends and blows a huge load on her massive tits.

The penultimate sex scene was the farewell to Carrie.  The ladies wanted to show her just how much they loved her.  This was the ultimate G/G/G/G bang.  They licked and prodded and kissed their way around each other's bodies,  keeping their stilettos on all the while. They had a variety of toys to play with including a pink strap-on and a double dong.  Turns out it was just a "Menage-A-Quattro fantasy" that Carrie had. She wakes up from her slumber to hear from the ladies who tell her to go, but Carrie knows that her friends, her life, and the best shopping are in NY. Nowhere can inspire a single girl's sex life like New York can.

This is a great movie.  Really, you can have a date night and watch, though you may have to keep pausing it to fuck because you will get hot and bothered. There is something for everyone here: big tits, small tits, bald pussies, trim pussies, older, younger...variety is the spice of life.  Take the time and check it out.  It is worth the Throwback.

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