Dinner Party Lessons Learned Are to Keep Towels Handy and Men are Inattentive
It’s beyond obvious that nobody in “Wet and Wild Dinner Party,” the new and highly fluid scene from Brazzers, has ever read an etiquette book. If they had, they’d have brought a thirsty, thirsty towel. But then, given that Vina Sky and Cali Carter’s lesbian encounter is unexpected, perhaps the oversight can be forgiven.
Here we focus on how short a cocktail dress can be and not be called a shirt. Here we wonder at how clueless men can be, if not in real life, then certainly within the porn universe. Here we ponder how much squirt one small Asian woman can have inside of her pussy. Do men go entirely blind when they begin discussing the various forms of ball sports? Does Scotch Guarding a “U” shaped sectional protect it against God’s own genital flood? Is a bottle of wine and a plate of cheese and crackers really a dinner party?
There are so many memorable moments in this 40-minute light-hearted stab at the obliviousness of men and the sensual yumminess of women. It’s not a scene you’ll be telling the nurses about on your deathbed, but there are many times when your eyes will roll good-naturedly. These are nicely balanced with the actual reason we are watching this scene, the sex between the two slender beauties.
The flirting starts the moment Vina and her boyfriend David arrive. She clearly likes what she sees when she looks at Cali, but Cali isn’t sure what to make of her guest’s attention. What begins as playing footsie under a clear glass dining room table quickly advances to Vina masturbating in her chair and then drenching Cali with a truly Biblical amount of squirt. Because the guys are talking about various forms of sportsball, they notice nothing.
When the boys relocate to another room to continue their confusing conversation, the girls take the opportunity to occupy the sectional and get to know one another’s genitals better. Genitals that, in Vina’s case, just keep emitting clear fluid. That girl has sprung a leak, so it’s a good thing that Cali’s face is available to soak some of the liquid up with. When the gents return to steal the cheese and cracker platter, the ladies begin kneeling over one another’s faces, using their fingers to explore each other’s mouths, tribbing, more squirting, and an interesting lesbian pile driver move that is guaranteed to impress.
Stick around after the brief credits for a quick bit of “Wet and Wild Dinner Party” humor at the men’s expense and some humiliation for Vina.
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