Misha Montana Triumphs in Alt Erotic Post-Stroke Comeback Scene

Misha Montana is Back and Ready for Fans to Stroke Out on Her On Alt Erotic

My SnarkyCards calendar page for June tells me “You’re The Bad-Ass in my crew,” but the biggest bad-ass in the porn crew is Misha Montana, who has returned to shooting after what can only be called a remarkably short break due to an April stroke. Now, she’s back with a heart monitor and Tommy Pistol’s cock in her various welcoming bits in “Stroking Away,” an Alt Erotic scene for her upcoming showcase DVD InkedXXXploitation.

The scene had me at Misha Montana, sweetened the deal with Tommy Pistol, and sealed it with a bow when it put the latter into a plague mask. Tommy is so Dark Ages stylin’ in this scene that he gets to wear two different plague masks. How’s that for sexy?

Misha and her legion of tattoos would look great regardless, but she looks especially amazing given that she’s two months out from a stroke. The only real hints are a slurring to her words and the presence of the heart monitor. Other than that, and the fact Tommy may take a bit more care with her than usual, it’s business as usual. And business is both very sexy and very good.

Things start in the dark. And I mean dark. Misha sits on a comfortable leather chair wearing salaciously designed garments, her pale skin gleaming between the ink and fabric. Tommy is a faint outline of black against black, but his leather plague doctor mask stands out just as his rasping breath likewise is hard to ignore. In fact, one of Misha’s first questions for the good doctor concerns his own health. Tommy may actually be a doctor in real life because he responds by prodding and probing Misha’s mouth with a finger until he pulls out his multi-blade Wartenberg pinwheel and runs it over her legs to test their sensitivity. Then he pulls aside her panties and opines on what might be ailing her.

“Was it COVID?”

“It was a stroke. I had a stroke.”

And then the tests begin in earnest, with special attention to her flexibility and range of motion, including but not limited to mouth dexterity. When he hands her an underripe banana to work on, she’s less than impressed with his methodology. His response is a grammatically amusing insistence that they do a “more deeper inspection.” That’s when everything goes bright and white.

Now she’s in white vinyl sitting on a white couch. He’s also all in white, including his now more festive but still intimidating plague doctor mask. Misha does not dig the mask, asking “This again?” dismissively, earning a “Shut up and open your trap” in return.

“No more bananas or cucumbers or eggplants or carrots?” she teases until Tommy’s cock finally emerges from its hiding place and plants itself deep down her throat. Gentle-beings, start your fapping. From there it’s familiar territory with Misha spitting on Tommy’s cock to thoroughly wet it for her mouth. So far from being helpless in a hospital, Misha is the mistress of her own destiny as she shows her “mouth dexterity” by taking Tommy’s cock and balls all into that welcoming space.

Perhaps it’s when he’s listening to her suck his cock through his stethoscope, but after a good deal of sucking, she realizes that she is seriously deficient in vitamin D. Good thing she’s got one stuffed in her face for later fucking. The close proximity of the couch also increases the chance she’ll be filled with her favorite vitamin soon, but first Tommy insists on administering a dose of much appreciated oral to Misha’s ailing and ornamented pussy.

After a few slaps to that pussy, Tommy repositions Misha to rest on her back on the couch while he fucks her. You know he’s happy that she’s feeling better because he slaps her titties and chokes her lightly. She shows her appreciation by kneeling for more sucking and then moving into reverse cowgirl on his lap. To my fallen Catholic eyes, it’s like watching an incredibly modernized and very underground Easter Mass, what with all the kneeling and getting up and kneeling again. When she shouts out, “I want to be cured” before her facial, the spirit will move within you. It certainly did for me.

Misha not only survives the experience, which also includes some doggy, cowgirl, spoon, and a twisted face spattering. She’s jubilant. Given the amount of orgasm-related eye-rolling that takes place during Alt Erotic’s nearly 30-minute “Stroking Away,” this would normally be a sexual performance endgame. When the scene stars a woman so recently back from the edge of forever, it’s a damn inspiration. Misha Montana is back and she’s a badass performer that can’t be stopped.

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