Alex Coal Is Alien as Fuck with Bunny Colby Over at Girlsway

Eccentric Neighbor Alex Coal Needs Sapphic Energy and She Needs It Now

Alex Coal is not just the star of this kitchen-focused all-girl scene, her character is from the stars. Like, total space case complete with spaceship. Or maybe it’s a hot tub. Or a satellite dish. The only thing I know for sure is that “Are U.F.O. Real?!” is one of the most fun lesbian scenes I’ve had the pleasure to watch in a while. Thanks, Girlsway!

Things started off a little rocky for me, with some awkward dialogue between wives Bunny Colby and Jezabel Vessir after Jezebel sees a spaceship on the neighbor’s yard. Bunny could not care less and focuses on cleaning her already clean kitchen island before finally agreeing to look out the window. This could indicate a trust issue or other relationship challenge requiring counseling, but that’s not the direction this scene is headed. Where it headed was to the front door to warn weird next-door neighbor Alex Coal about the suddenly appearing spaceship on her property.

Oh, wait! No need to leave the house. Alex is already at the door waiting to be let in and she’s just packed full of personal questions about the couple and their sex life. Not the lick-and-tell type, the couple insists their sex life is fine and that the real topic is that big metal spaceship outside. Finally unable to resist their insistence, the high-energy alien cops to being, well, an alien. From space. Via a spaceship. It’s usually cloaked thanks to something called “Sapphic Energy,” which is in precious short supply on Earth. Thus, the cloaking device no longer cloaking and the game of sexual 20 questions.

Having confessed, Alex begs the pretty couple to please have sex. Right then. On the kitchen island. Hell, she’ll join in and they can make it a cosmic threeway. They’ll build up Sapphic Energy and the spaceship with be invisible again! See how simple it all is? In a classic case of deus ex machina, Jezabel extends her lesbian dry patch because she can’t be part of this sex triangle. Important phone call, don’cha know. With only Bunny and Alex available for tribbing and kissing, they decide to generate the Sapphic stuff on their own.

After struggling together to get the crotch of a stubborn pair of purple tights to rip for access, Bunny boosts the incapable Alex onto the kitchen island, where she proves that she’s got plenty of skills to make up for her inferior hopping abilities. I’m going to assume you’ve seen all-girl porn before or at least have some idea what happens when women have sex with one another, because that’s what happens next. Also, there is kissing and cooing, face sitting, 69-ing, some foot worship, the aforementioned tribbing, and an assortment of other things that would probably throw my back out without a good warm-up and a boost onto the counter.

“Careful with your human brain,” Alex urges at one point with a face in a most intimate place. “I hear they’re very fragile.”

It’s dialogue like this that makes me wonder how much of Alex’s patter was written by Lapis Afterglow and how much was adlibbed. Either way, Alex is as funny as she is sexy, which is pretty damn funny. To be honest, she reminds me of a local mini-celebrity, which added to my personal pleasure. You don’t need to know Portland social subcultures in order to fap to this, though, because while Bunny is so good in so many ways, Alex just dominates Girlsway’s 44-minute “Are U.F.O. Real?!” in a very good way.

For those worried about the cloaking device on the spaceship; there’s Sapphic Energy aplenty by scene’s end, with plans for more under development.

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