Thigh harness. You're thinking "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" Sure, you're probably familiar with the more common strap-on harnesses out there and maybe whacked off to two lovely ladies going at it with a harness firmly in place over her pussy. There's a wide variety of them which can actually be used by any gender either as the pitcher or the catcher.
But this harness by Sportsheets is different and near and dear to my heart because it's so special. It doesn't need any special movement or maybe no movement at all to thoroughly enjoy penetrative pleasure. Here goes:
The harness circles one's thigh and fits with simple Velcro fastenings. Just slide a dildo up to 1 3/4" wide through the sewn-in ring, place around your thigh, then Velcro it in place. It's that simple. No pesky straps or wiggling around trying to put it on, especially if you managed to put the dildo in BEFORE sliding the harness up to your waist (pull the harness up FIRST, then slide in your toy).
Once it's on, this is where the magic happens. You can just raise your leg up slightly and there you go. Throbbing penetration without having to move hips, making this excellent for someone with mobility issues including paraplegics, quadriplegics, hip replacement, etc..
Let's not forget guys with erectile dysfunction, AKA ED. You don't need to worry about having a boner for pleasurable penetrative sex with your partner. In fact, strap this on your thigh and your dick with STILL be accessible for playtime, no matter how hard or soft it is. Even your balls will be bouncing with pleasure because they won't be slapping around while fucking.
And imagine the view of what you get to watch when your partner is enjoying themselves on your thigh. And imagine all the positions you can partake in: you on your back enjoying the view, the receiver bent over and you getting them from behind, having delicious side saddle sex... the possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Get a thigh harness here, and a dildo or vibrator, some lube and you're guaranteed to have a fucking fantastic time fucking!