Lube… Part One Of Many

Lube is one of my favorite sex accessories EVER. For me, it has nothing to do with dryness, age, turn on, anal, vag, blowjobs, fucking, well, you get the idea. I just love it. In my book, you can never use too much lube.

I sure as shit could make this post thousands of words but since I know you probably have a short attention span (as do I), and wanna get down and dirty reading smut reviews and tapping on your laptop or phone with one hand, no need to worry. I'm going to post a shitload of info about lube. All kinds of lube. Reviews of lubes. My <personal> loves and hates of lubes.

Oh yeah. I've sold oceans of lubricants in my career in this crazy business. Even worked for a lube manufacturer, too. But this is the most important fact so think of this first and foremost. GET THE LUBE THAT WORKS THE BEST FOR YOU. It's like perfume. You simply can't answer the question "What's the best perfume?" so you can't answer "What's the best lube?" It depends on your OWN personal likes: the consistency, what it's made of, the bottle or dispenser, how you use it, and, well, the taste. Yeah. Taste. That's another post.

So how do you choose your favorite where you don't know where to start? The answer is simple. Start by getting a SMALL bottle of any kind. Or better yet, get SEVERAL small bottles so you can compare. The worst mistake someone makes is get a big bottle of lube that they're not familiar with, take it home (or try it on the drive home), and realize they don't like it. That doesn't make anyone feel good so by getting a small bottle, you won't be out of as much cash and you can compare a few of them side-by-side. If the opportunity exists to get a SAMPLE packet of lube, even better. Just make sure you remember which one you've tried so you don't wind up with a bunch of flattened packets on your nightstand (or car dashboard or computer desk) and can't remember which one you just used. Yeah, that's been known to happen.

Well, so you get to see your lube options, check out this link and snoop around. More info in another post. Don't worry, I won't leave your dick hanging... promise.