It’s St. Patrick’s Day So Here Are GIFs Of Big Uncut Irish Celeb Cocks

I'm not a mind reader, but I get the sense that none of you despise big uncut Irish cocks. In fact I'd go as far as to say some of you tolerate them pretty well. Maybe, just maybe, you even enjoy juicy hung Irish cock? Perchance?

Well good! Today is St. Patrick's Day, and we're not about to not check out some of the hottest and juiciest celebrity Irish cocks. No way no how. In case you didn't already know, Irish men have some of the biggest penises in all of the land, and we're just lucky that so many of them have shared their endowed dongage with the world. If you like 'em girthy and long, you're in the right place.

But today, we're not just bringing you the biggest Irish penises. Oh no no no. We're bringing you the biggest Irish penises... in GIF form! These lovingly-crafted GIFs perfectly showcase the magic that is the Irish cock. Pour yourself a bowl of Fuckme Charms and check out all of the hawtness below.

Martin McCann in The Survivalist

Michael Fassbender in Shame

Liam Neeson in Under Suspicion

Let's get another look at that thing up in hur...

Paul Mescal in Normal People

Colin Farrell in Triage

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in Tangled

Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades Of Grey

Robert Sheehan in The Song of Sway Lake

The scene is quick, but we promise it's big...