Battle Of The Bulge: Tom Hardy vs. Ewan McGregor

Oh baby you can to play? Naw gurl. Not today. Because Tom Hardy and Ewan McGregor came to slayyyyyy. Tom and Ewan have two of the most iconic and frequently-exposed uncut penises in the entire damn game, and today you get to check out both of their cocks in action and decide who wins this Battle of the Bulge! Both Tom and Ewan hail from the UK but only one can be the queen. So, who's it going to be? Vote using the Twitter poll below.

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