Paris on eBay

DVD copies of the PHST (or rather, .wmv files that have been burned to a DVD) are currently on sale for up to $50 on eBay this week*; there's also a brisk business in downloadable versions (some of which are advertised with stills of blonde porn starlet types who aren't even Paris), cheesy commemorative t-shirts, and digital photos that are available elsewhere for free. Haven't these people been paying attention?

"Paris Hilton" (eBay Search)

(*Update: eBay seems to be pulling a lot of these auctions faster than some of the sellers can put up new ones. Serves them right for trying to take advantage of a poor young woman's youthful indiscretion.)