Dial-An-Orgasm

The creators of this device claim that you'll be able to reach out and touch someone from another state, but we think they're selling themselves short: as long as you have a cell phone signal and an obliging partner on the other side of the satellite, you can make your honey's blossom tingle from anywhere in the world. Finally, a cell phone accessory that's actually good for something.

Dial-An-Orgasm (dialanorgasm.com, via Uffish Thoughts)